Roast me

>>728220584
Spit roast?

You look like a whiter Ariel winter.

>>728220584
No.

>>728220584
Lets see u naked then we'll toast you

>>728220584
Show us your whale tits

>>728220584
you look stupid in clothes

>>728220584
I'd fuck your armpit.

>>728220584
>me
>>728220741
>You
>>728220820
>u
>>728220846
>your

>>728220584

you've got saggy titties

Why naked

>>728221247
So we can roast your fat ass

>>728220584
>shits down your cleavage

>>728220584
Your nose is pointy enough to cut paper.
Have you thought about a job at the post office?

>>728220584

you tubby whore

TITS OR GTFO

do what thou are told, woman.

You probably got a big ole wang down there that you stretch out and put it in your bum but you're so gross that it gets covered in poo but it's cool cause it's big enough that you reach down and suck the poo off your big dick. Is this true?

>>728220584

You are just asking for attention. I'm guessing from the angle that you're thick in the wrong places but you think you're still cute so by coming here and asking this, you're really just saying "pay attention to me" which in itself is utterly pathetic.

>>728221845
Yeah!.... and she's got a big ole poo covered wang

>>728220584
>poops

>>728220741
You mean she looks like a fat Ariel winter lol

>>728220584
>turds
>faps
>ejaculates

>>728222149
With a poo wang

>>728220584
>shits
>defecates
>buttjaculates

>>728220584
Looks like an airport.

Haha I don't have a wang.

>>728222318
Prove it poo wang

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Yup.

>>728220584
>Roast me
You would want the attention huh anon

>>728222467
You're definitely hiding a dick under there

>>728222467
Now we're talking, I'd slap my dick around your face before cumming on those saggy tits!

Frankly I did this because I just wanted to see if I can get a good laugh out of it lol. So far so good

>>728222746
Lets get a laugh at those tits....... orrrrr just get the fuck out

>>728222746
Lets see you naked so we can get a good laugh out of you!

>>728222807
Bet they hit her knees when she takes that bra off

You have beautiful eyes, a great blemish free skin, and a nice rack. Ummmm.... bitch. That's all I got!

>>728222884
she's just a dumb waste of time bitch. Like stick something in your ass or something lets have some fun.... BUT NO she just wants to laugh. Like thanks for nothing. Also her fucking dreams mean nothing and she's gonna die alone on a pile of cats during s cellphone conversation with her mother at 34 and nobody will even pretend to care

>>728220584

You bring back myspace angles.

>>728223122
Shut up

>>728220584
Rihanna?

>>728223393
He's right you know. Now straight on shot and tits or get the fuck out.

Lol nah

>>728220584
Horrible cleavage
Tits or gtfo

>>728223940
Why what's the matter with your tits are the deformed?

>>728224069
Pancakes

I just don't wanna show my tits online

>>728224394

You're on the wrong site, then

>>728224394
Just do eet

>>728224394
Of course you do, that's why you're here. Now stop playing coy and let's see'em.

>>728224394
That's because you can't handle the criticism

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kek

>>728220584
Sure just let me grab an apple and some marinade you fat pig.
You are one of those desperate fat whores who is so average looking you have to have your fat tits hanging out to get noticed.

>>728220584
show me your titties

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>Kilometric shitton of autistic replies
>No tits or pussy posted

>>728222467
>fucks your nostrils with a poo wang

Well, you're useless. At least with tits we'd have something to work with. This isn't a roast, just a statement of fact.

Threads gone quiet, bets she's trying to get a shot of her tits from the perfect angle so they don't look fat and saggy.... guess it ain't gunna happen then

I'm not showing anyone my tits, they are for me and my gf

>>728226645
Haha as if you have a girlfriend, stop trying to make yourself sound interesting

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>>728226645
Fuck off then.

God already did it for us

>>728226645
Then get the FUCK out you dumb attention whore

>>728226645
>cucks you and fucks your girlfriend in front of you with a poo log still in my butt
>buttjaculates the log into her cunt
>she gives birth to a baby nignog

Lol you guys are funny

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Follow the rules or fuck off, nigger lover

>>728227586
Ok you got me, I'm bored of this thread now but I can't leave in case you do post nudes and I miss a fapping opportunity