Good morning /b/. What are you eating for breakfast?

>>728219900
Double dubs checked.

Your breakfast looks good as fuck!
I'm only eating cheerios and banana for breakfast.

>>728219900
Jealous as fuck, I ate shitty A&W breakfast LOL.

>>728219900
Fuck you OP...so hungry now...ugh.

>>728219900
God damn it

I CAN'T EAT FOR 4 MORE HOURS YOU FUCK. STOP SHOWING ME FOOD.

>>728219900
more work than I want to put into breakfast, both prep and cleanup.

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>>728219900
Wow, that looks like a fantastic breakfast OP.

I just stole a protein bar from my coworker's desk for breakfast.

>>728219900
Breakfast of faggots I see. Well it's no shock OP is always a fag.

>>728220729
I would love to have that breakfast cooked for me, but I doubt I'd go further than making the eggs and bacon and getting a piece of fruit or something.

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>>728220940
Bacon was cooked in the oven on a sheet covered in foil (no cleanup).
Toast, spinach, and eggs were cooked in the same pan in that order.
Automatic espresso machine made the coffee and put out the hot water for the oatmeal.
Cut strawberries, kiwi, and banana while plate was heating in the oven.
Drained bacon on paper towel while adding banana, cinnamon, and milk to oatmeal.
Took 15min to cook from start to finish.
>>728220729
Poor excuse.
Frying pan, fork, spatula, cutting board, and knife were the only dishes used to cook.

>>728220865
What would you eat instead?

>>728221420
That sounds super disciplined.
I like the efficiency.

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>>728221502
Get on my level

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I wish I had money to buy food, so I too could buy breakfast one day.

>>728221788
>can't cook
>can't afford proper dishes
>finds photo online to post instead

Faggot lol.

>>728219900
>breakfast?

Piece of toast. Coffee.

>>728221420
Nice, that sounds pretty damn efficient. This might be a weird question, but what do you do for a living?

>>728219900
Do you lift OP?
That looks like a perfect pre gym meal.

>>728219900
What is that on the bottom right plate on the bottom with that jelly substance?

Dinner time... Home made piri piri wings

>>728221979
I'm a computer engineer.
>>728222004
Ha! Bang on dude. Heading to the gym in a bit.

Nice plates, btw, at what time do you wake up? How long does it take you to make all that shit. All looks fantastic except for the muesly

>>728219900
Eggs, bacon, sausage, and spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.

>>728222131
not op, i'd say half an hour at most with prep

>>728222042
Whole grain english muffin with sugar free blackberry preserves.

>>728219900
One 16oz red bull, and a small cup of black coffee. That should last me the day.

>>728219900
>What are you eating for breakfast?
nothing from your shit-colored, chipped plates.

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>>728222183
See here >>728221420

>>728222275
Lol...
My prostate hurts from reading this.

>>728219900
Ur Mom, dublet.

a monster
>>728222275
mah nigga

>>728222275
How fat are you?
Sounds like a low test/low energy/overweight "I need to lose weight" meal.

>>728219900
I had a pear, then I did landscaping work for 1 hour and 45 minutes and had a second breakfast of a tuna salad sandwich, a banana and an orange.

>>728222585
I'm 160lbs. Kinda hard to gain weight when your daily caloric intake is less than 1000.

>>728222154
Fucking love spam
>fried in lard then throw beans in with lard while spam drains
Microwave 2 eggs in a bowl and serve with the morning beer

>>728222779
Poor?

>>728222930
I'd love to smell your computer chair.

>>728219900
what a sofisticated motherfucker, im poor i did some cereal and an apple.

I had a cold can of spaghetti and meatballs chef boyardee, ate it out of the can while still in bed with my dogs staring at me while their mouth filled with saliva. Then when I was done I placed inside my drawer next to my bed so the dogs couldn't get to it instead of walking it to the kitchen, then I layed back down and slept another hour or two and got up for work and stopped at subway. Overall just one fork got dirty and almost no prep time.
Get on my level.

>>728221923
No actually I'm not a degenerate that eats breakfast at 10am

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>>728222951
Yes, and I'm mostly a picky eater. cheap foods from a can taste like shit. Whenever I can, I make some seafood or chicken with veg.

I had an english muffin, lightly toasted and put some plain cream cheese on. Also, a glass of OJ. Pretty simple.

>>728223006
Just smells of ass and desperation anon

>>728223247
Where are you from?

>>728222930
>microwave 2 eggs

dafuq?

>>728223367
Eastern KY.

>>728223392
Yeah just crack them in a lightly oiled ceramic bowl and blast on full power for 30 second time periods until it's cooked to your liking
They will explode if left unattended tho

>>728223550
I will have to try this...I hard boil eggs in the microwave a lot, but never made scrambled eggs.

GUYS LOOK, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS I'VE MADE MYSELF BREAKFAST AND I DECIDED TO BE A GIGANTIC FAGGOT ABOUT IT. LOOK AT HOW MUCH FOOD I MAKE FOR MY FAT ASS. GUYS PLEASE, GUYS PLEASE NOTICE ME, PLEASE GUYS!

>>728219900
B-but it's 8 PM...

>>728223269
Lightly toasted was it? Reading people talking about food all friendly and gay, wankathon thread. And op I'm sure your muffin and bacon were cold by the time you put your phone away, fuck off to Instagram.

>>728223734
You can also get the fried egg affect the same way

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>>728220179
this banana?, bananas are funny

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>>728219900
NEET breakfast

>>728223846
Eggs would of been cold as well.

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>>728223743
It Seems itsyou that seeks attention my friend

>>728223743
That is a pretty balanced breakfast anon and as someone said earlier, it's got the things needed to fuel a good workout session.
Also calling someone an attention whore while using cruise control for cool is just asinine.

>>728223846
gtfo out then, newfuck.

>>728224175
Yes may he brutality raped Kek

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>>728224043
OP here.
Heat your plate in the oven before plating. This ensures your food stays warm until you finish eating.

>>728223963
>this is what /r9k/ actually believes

>>728224175
Nah I'm right cunt, its funny in a cringey way. Go lightly toast another muffin cocksucker.

>>728224311
But then you will burn your hands anon

>>728224307
Pompous sounding hipster cunt

>>728224377
I will. you're the kind of faggot that gets a well done steak. Go be mad elsewhere.

>>728224380
Have you heard of oven mitts?

>>728224563
>Ruining a steak and being proud of it.
Shiggy diggy

>>728219900
Your sister

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>>728219900
This

>>728224563
No I like rare steak but nice insult dood. "Lightly toasted" your a faggot.

>>728224533
I hate hipsters anon
This insult just adds more dicks to your puckered asshole

>>728224739
i would love to lightly toast your buns, want to come over?

>>728224615
Disregard this, I'm an idiot with poor reading comprehension.
Carry on.

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>>728219900
Nothing. I stopped eating breakfast around the same time I started high school because it was using up time that could be spent on other things. I only eat after I get home from work.

>>728224568
Oh yeah but too expensive I use a sock usually from washing pile on my kitchen floor

>>728224771
You are a hipster you fucking retard.

>>728224898
You can get oven mitts for almost nothing at the dollar store anon. Using dirty socks isn't really hygienic.

>>728224886
The most successful and productive people in the world eat breakfast you moron. Spend less time on 4chan and more time taking care of yourself.

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>>728219900
This. The red things are pomegranates seeds.

>>728224971
I don't drink or eat fair trade tho
I also don't have a beard or tash and don't listen to ironic indie bands
I thought I had a problem with the fucks
May your first born be a hipster fag who wears winkle picker boots and hemp clothing

>>728225115
Poorfag detected.

I had a Monster.

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>>728225164
poor? that looks like a kick ass meal.

>>728225115
Shitty tile counter, paper thin textured poorfag plate, ugly fat parents.
I bet your bathroom has a shag floor mat and a wooden toilet seat.

>>728225246
Samefag

>>728225148
I like food, I even like talking about it, but some of you just sound pretentious as fuck, its makes you sound like a hipster faggot, we all put muffins in the toaster? lightly toasted.. For fucks sake.

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>>728225329
nope

>>728223963
Left-->fucking flase
Right-->absolutely true
Sometimes i wonder why we shouldn't kill ourselves

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Two of these and a cup of black coffee.

>>728225148
You know too much about hipsters. You obviously are one. KYS.

>>728225503
im not pretentious anon clearly you canot understand my point
Hey but that's fine freind maybe you should go grab a Starbucks and stroll with coffie and a liquorice roll up cigarette

>>728225775
The same but I use Copenhagen snus

>>728223269
> lightly toasted
KEK, monumental FAGGOT at sight

>>728225776
No I am not a hipster they are worse than niggers

>>728225303
Not poor I just like omelettes. I've been too lazy to remodel the kitchen. I do have wooden toilets seats and old carpet. I haven't updated the house yet.

>>728225810
lightly toast your life snob mofo

>>728225810
Yeah, your too fucking retarded to even try, learn to spell simple words.

jesus christ, a bowl of cereal AND eggs, bacon, toast, with fruit.

how much do you fucking eat?

QT squarewraps (sausage and split sausage) and caramel macchiato.

>>728219900

Beautiful OP. How do I your life?

>>728225115
What's the shit on the right?

i didn't have breakfast or lunch
still at work for another hour

>>728223269
So you had a muffin with cheese and juice. I had to de-wanker it for everyone that doesn't suck cock

>>728226687
Looks like slices of banana, with some dark sauce and more pomegranate seeds.

Plain chicken, brown rice and fucking broccoli.
Please somebody kill me, please.

>>728226824
You could make some pretty good food with those ingredients and some tomato sauce. You lack imagination anon.

>>728219900
I had a bacon sammich with a fried egg, cheese, and lettuce.

>>728226929
Steve Jobs is dead! Epic Fail!

>>728226908
Please explain before i drown myself in my watery rice.

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>>728225114
>>728226998

It just doesn't seem very economic to me, especially when my chances of success are completely arbitrary. If the hunger doesn't bother me, I'll starve myself working.

Also, didn't that Steve Jobs guy go entire days without eating? I think I can skip breakfast.

>>728226820
It is I sliced a banana with a chocolate sauce. If you use chocolate syrup it's way too strong. Those are more seeds yes.

>>728219900
breakfast: nothing
Lunch: instant noodles and boiled cornmeal
dinner: two cookies

the new wife of my father tries to starve me out of my own house.
i have half a loaf bread and some margarine hidden under my bed, as well as two Oniens and an half eaten Apple left....

>>728227045
Cut up the chicken into bite sized pieces, fry it in a little bit of vegetable oil, when the meat is browned add bite sized pieces of broccoli, let them fry for a bit as well. Add a tin of chopped tomatoes and get it to simmer, add spices of your choice(I can recommend garlic, basil and a bit of chili).
Boil your rice while your sauce simmers, when the rice is done, put in in a bowl and add the sauce.

>>728226929
Don't listen to these nuts.
Breakfast is over hyped and is pushed cereal companies.
Breakfast is only important for peasants needs to get up early so they can farm their crops and such.
They need to eat a full breakfast in order to to their manual labor early in the morning, so they basically eat lunch when they wake up.

People who go to bed late and wake up late are smarter than people waking up early. Hitting the snooze button is a sign of intelligence not laziness.
Source: World renowned psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa - https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201005/why-night-owls-are-more-intelligent-morning-larks

So don't buy into the breakfast hoax.

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Bagel & lox. Jew food.

>>728223963
We all know that the majority of "NEETS" just jack off to furry porn and eat ramen. I took the bait though, enjoy your welfare and ending the multi-million year lineage that disastrously created you.

>>728227406
I don't have those ingredients

>>728227347
Why don't you just buy your own food?

>>728227347
Chop up the onions and the apple, fry the onions in margarine until soft, then add the apple. Add some salt and pepper. Toast the bread and put your onion/apple sauce on it when it is done

>>728227063
>Died of treatable cancer.

Idiot that believed fruit would cure his cancer.

>>728227578
What do you have then?
I'm proficient in "What the hell is in my cupboard" cooking.

>>728227624
i recently got fired
now applied for a Cruise ship
the little amount of Money i have left i will need to get on that boat.
but at this level i will have to buy something, maybe a shell of eggs, milk. i dont know
what is the cheapest food i can buy and prepare myself that doesnt taste like childpoo?
>>728227680
kekd

>>728228007
Wendy's usually have good deals