Lookin for a job. Any Ideas? Entry level. No skills whatsoever.

What do you like to do? Hobbies? Where in the world are you?

>>728216343
Call centers is a good start (in canada some pay up to 15$ for customer service no real abilities required)
TrashMan or whatever they're called is about 20$/h
Drug selling AT UR OWN RISK

>>728216455
Gaming is good for me.
I live in Baker , LA
Almost 17 at this point and need money

>>728216538
I REALLY dont want to work in some mcdonalds, and want to find something I may enjoy.
No car or license (yet)
Have a GED

I'm in the same boat as op. But I have hobbies, I'm a really knowledgeable about fishing, I can hunt pretty well. In HS I took some wood working and construction classes that I enjoyed. One small engine class

Trash guys make good money. Also, if you find a good job you can scale your income by saving money and going back to school for plumbing, electrician, mechanic, etc. Just keep looking for ways to scale your income man. (I'm a vet tech saving money to become an aviation mechanic to save money to become a pilot)

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>>728216857
Never got to take metal shop.
I'm good with computers if that's a good skill for my area.
pic related?

>>728216857
Why not try to be a guide? Rich folk can pay loads for you to take them out on trips.

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>>728216343
join the army, i did, when i get my physics degree im leaving

>>728217756
Considering it heavily

>>728216938
I've heard that tradesmen make pretty good money in Cali

stripper

>>728217912
i was a poorfag with unemployed parents and things were getting worse, now ive been helping home and dad even got a job, also i like the fact of being able to go out to a mcdonalds and buy something without thinking too much about it, or buying stuff.

ADVICE: Focus on saving money as early as possible, your 30 years old you would like the fact of having your own car already payed and maybe a small house or apartament

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>>728216783
Join the military. Oh wait, you need a diploma for that. Fucking cuck

>>728216783

Since you're in the middle of nowhere, I suggest you try to figure out how to make money online.

When I was still in school and unemployed, I'd make an easy $500+ a month in my spare time selling stuff online. I'd go to local stores and find stuff they were clearing out, scour garage sales for things you can even make $2-3 dollars off of. That's basically a start.

I've even made large amounts buying things on ebay that the seller had no idea what they had. It's all about your own knowledge and hobbies...

My hobby was building computers so I knew about parts and things. If I found old games I knew were collectables I'd sell those. Toys, games, records, etc.

Tons of things to make money on.

If you want to rely on getting a paycheck on something you like doing, and your'e living in Baker, good luck. Move.

On the other hand, for the effort, as a part time thing, sitting at home being broke, I easily cleared $20 an hour just buying and selling stuff. That $20 an hour was around 3X minimum wage, and it was all cash. That's not a bad way to start. Obviously, there were major scores like when I'd make hundreds off single items. Those just happened to be lucky. I was at a Sears one day when they were marking everything down 75% on old tools so I bought about $200 worth of stuff. Sold it on ebay for a grand.

That was just 15 years ago. My hustling got me experience to be self employed and own my own business. My home is near $1MM in a pretty upscale neighborhood, I drive a $70K SUV, and I have an awful lot of money to spend on whatever it is I want. I still work hard (I get contract work from companies and write a lot of reports) and if I don't turn the work in, I don't get paid, but I love what I do and I don't have to respond to any boss or go to any office.

I'm sitting at home right now about to start work, and it's 9:34AM. Life is good.

>>728216538

game stop

>>728218257
Actually Im right next to Zachary LA if thats any better.
Used to live in baker. Didnt mean to put that. Thanks for pointing it out, whole place was in bumfuck nowhere.

>>728216343
>https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph569a26959fe8d/i-play-with-my-daddy-cock-while-mommy-goes-shopping

Find a software tool and get really good at it. If you watch youtube tutorials and practice you could get reasonably good with something like after effects to at least find some work.

Get on TOR and see what kind of scams there are out there. If you're smart enough not to get caught then you'll end up with enough money to fuck'n at least buy a decent car and put the down payment on an apartment after the 1st few weeks or so, depending on what you do.
1st make a checklist
>Do you have a laptop with wireless adapter?
>Do you have a Linux OS you can put on it?
If not then
>Download TAILS onto a thumb drive
>Do you have a place with public wifi?
And lastly but not least
>What's your moral compass looking like?
This is import when considering which scams target who.

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Sell your asshole. Its not like you don't enjoy it. Pic related

>>728216938

Welcome to the club. There will be a pilot shortage within the next 10+ years because millenials are so cucked and low-t they are simply not interested in having a job that pays a lot, has no room for mistakes, and being responsible for the lives of many. I hate this fucking generation with a fury none of you can comprehend.

I'm doing the same thing you're doing and working as an inventory specialist. The problem with being an aviation mechanic is that the job market is stagnant (e.g. less open positions every year) so good luck finding a job when there are only 1,000 jobs open nationwide.

>>728218516
>>728218515
>>728218322
All good ideas so far, but im not near a gamestop, and have no linux os
I use a shitty windows laptop.

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>>728218722

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Stuff bottles of R&R in your asshole. Fly to Alaska and sell them to Eskimos in dry towns. Once they are drunk suck dick for extra money.

>>728218257
Quick question about your business. How do you do shipping?

>>728216538
why can faggots jusr openly admit to being underage.
MODS

>>728216343
They have sites for this kinda thing you know.

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>>728218758
>I use a shitty windows laptop.
Don't sweat it, kid. Just download TAILS to a USB thumb drive. Read up on TAILS
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tails_(operating_system)
Perhaps lurk around on different forums talking about the deepweb. After reading quite a few threads and getting a grasp of the lingo, ask questions about shit. JUst do some reading on what kind of links you shouldn't click on.
>Save this fuck'n pic, might come in handy
>>728219170
Fuck off dude. It's /b/, I've sure even 13 year olds have seen worse shit than what's on here.

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>>728219170
>Almost 17
>Just admit to being underage
Wish was granted already faggot.
Im 16 currently, in a matter of months im 17.
Any more smart observations?

>>728216343
professional rapist

If you live ina small town with no car, you will have to take what you can get. A job at McDonald's is better then no job at all.

Find out who does phone surveys in your area, and be a professional at getting yelled at for interrupting dinner.

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>>728219733
Fuckin kek

Having your ged just shows you lack comentment. If you went for a job and another guy has the same amount of experience but has a real diploma, the guy with the diploma will get hired.

>>728219690
How's he gunna get there if he got no car?
Carpool? Who would drive him there. That's not a reliable way to get to work all the time
>>728219456
Also yeah dude, if you're 16 then you should really follow my advise
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>>728218516
or at least his
>>728218257

>>728219456
If you do, you ca invest t into owning your own small business. (*and invest in buying other small businesses if you're still doing the same thing, but on the side*)
I mean, get your feet wet with this shit for now, but it's a good idea to get the hang of it at least by the time you're 20. Then by the time you're 25- 30 years old you can live comfy, without debt (*if you're financially savvy and just avoid taking loans as much as you can*) and have enough to buy what you need and what you want. The money's out there, bruh, sky's the fuck'n limit.

>>728216343
Army or other military branch

>>728219334
According to wikipedia NSA tracks the TAILS site.
Know where I can get it without gettin the nsa breathin down my neck?

>>728220221
A bicycle, walk, fucking run. You don't need a car to get a job.

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>>728220609
Then I guess your only option is to look for the cheapest linux OS. Also, if you go to a public place with open wifi and use a laptop that has nothing on it with personal info then you should be good. Don't worry about the NSA, they are more concerned with the big fish. The FBI has it's own cyber crimes divisions and so as long as you're not making too much noise you shouldn't worry about anyone stalking you in public trying to find out if you're the one doing stuff. Also TAILS doesn't keep a record of anything on your computer's memory and sends it directly to your RAM.

>>728221025
This all seems pretty nice, but Ive heard stories about the deep web. Place is fucked man. How do I avoid gettin tracked and shit? Its very shady to say the least.

>>728220532
See >>728218166

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Also as yet another note on getting started by making money on the web. (*on surface web flipping shit on ebay or deepweb finding more obscure yet low risk shit to do*) you are fuck;'n young, dude if you really are 16. But even still, you should at least do your reading on this shit
>>728221172
>I've heard stories about the deep web
Like what? On creepypasta channels? kek, disregard those. It's realistic fiction, but fiction none the less. Treat the deepweb like a 3rd world country. Stick to places where it's fucking confirmed to be safe and avoid those where you don't know about them or places that are well known to be CP or any other fucked up shit. Also, don't mouth off and act like a fool on there. Nobody's going to bother with looking for you, but at the same time don't get into some stupid internet bickering session with someone on there, as they might be a resourceful someone with a lot of time on there hands to try and find you and grief you in a number of hilarious ways.

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>>728220616
Bike? Walk?? FUCKING RUN???

Coolworks.com. Awesome seasonal and year round work for people in the US.

>>728221490
Nah. Ive heard about the shit that happens when you go to the wrong places. I also dont want to get computer AIDS so should I use a VM?

>>728220221
Assuming any money made on the deep web would be bitcoin. How would you turn bitcoin into usable everyday money?

>>728221643
>Coolworks.com
Nice
>>728221643
Dude, it's real fuck'n easy to avoid trouble on the darkweb, just don't GO to the fucked up places
Also, if you think a VM would help then yes, get one. .

>>728221747
Are you looking at the images I posted?
Fucking SAVE them and refer to that TOR guide
Right there on the list are 4 sites that can easily answer that. Do I need to spell it out for you?

what are the requirements if i want to join military?
i have scoliosis 30 degrees, im also skinny af
6 ft 143 lbs

>>728222014
Dont be you?

>>728222014
You won't be able to join with scoliosis.

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>>728222014
You dont NEED to be fit to be in the military. Intelligence offices work. Do radar in the middle east. Only planes they ever get they have to steal. Simple job. Good pay. Just make sure towel heads arent flying fighter jets that they dont even have.

>>728222014
If this is OP then for fuck's sake just follow my advise or the ebay trawling dude's. At least his advise seems like it would pay off, mine would pay off even faster. You just have to fucking do your god damn reading

>>728222449
Its not me. Its some other faggot.

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>>728222014
Don't have parents that are first cousins?

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>>728222511
Okay, good, but yeah
One final note on making money on the deepweb, you can make decent money, just fucking doing your reading, do your reasearch on everything. .Lurk, lurk, and guess what? Do some more lurking. They didn't used to say "lurk moar" here for nothing. There was a moral behind that phrase. Just don't do anything you know would get you in trouble and be safe. You don't even have to be in the game that long. Just enough to invest in a small business, a decent place to live and a decent car..Again, if you're 16, you should really consider this shit. I'm 24 and thought all this occurred to me a little too late I still have time to try. You on the other hand have plenty of time to get started. Me on the other hand? I'm running the fuck out of time to do shit like that. Adulthood will go by super fast if you're not careful.Don't get left behind, man. Not like me,...plese for the love of fuck, listen to me, OP

>>728216538
Video game tester.
Extra points if you're a native speaker who likes to write reviews.

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>>728222390
>U.S. military intelligence
>spoon fed a ged because to dumb to graduate
Sounds like the U.S. military. This is your answer OP.

>>728223037
not OP
but how exactly can one make money in deepweb?

>>728223360
>>728223037
i mean what's your method in making money?

>>728217756
only if you want to kill innocent civilians all over the world to generate profits for the industrial-military complex... moron!

>>728217912
only if you want to kill innocent civilians all over the world to generate profits for the industrial-military complex... moron!

>>728223463
You will be basically scamming people out of their money. Unless you have some children to sell.

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>>728223771
>writes same post twice
Good job anon. Keep it classy.

Create your own job or you'll never be happy

>>728216343
Learn html and css they both are easy,
And also spend some time on freelancing websites there are a lot of people who give money just for simple writing and copy pasting stuff
And html and css is a valuable skill, it is not full time job giving skill but can give you some bucks from making simple sites like for temporary form filling sites and stuff, do labor if you dont go to school and stuff, flipping burgers and jobs in the line demand nothing but competence and your time, if you dont have school you can even flip burgers full time or wash dishes, keep up anon you will get by, I also started coming here since i was underage

>>728216343
Get into a trade. Make money.

could be worse
you could be jobless and living in a third world shithole in SEA
fuck my life

Restaurant and military look for people like you

>>728223360
>>728223463
Personally? The way I'm going to go about doing it is either gift card cloning. From there I'm going to use cloned gift cards to buy certain shit that I need to make enough money to in turn buy some online money gift cards that I'll turn to bitcoin. From there, I'll find some good seeds of good strains and start planting some good weed. Or scrap that all together and keep making money off the shit I buy with cloned gift cards

>>728224932
*either gift card cloning or some other small time scam