Trips name my base

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Finger Me Angus

Mike Love did nothing wrong

Slap Me Daddy

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Spamminacan

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vagfart

I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool!

Yes, you must use the full name.

>>728214365
Base?

>>728214669
So close.

>>728214365
"Should have played guitar instead because I'm never getting laid with this"

>>728214679
Sorry, I´m not english.

>>728214679
We're not doing that again.

Her name is Linda Marie Throckmorton

>>728214790
I´d love this name.

The Eternal and Divine Buzz

"FuckBoy's Little Dick"

Child Molester

>>728214365
Not for me except for when I´m on MDMA.

Special Agent Gibbs

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Medical Mechanica

>>728214365
I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday.

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Genie's Coccyx

Bass 003

>>728215210
Plus 12 and it would have been.
It would have been.

>>728214365
Kill yourself.

piano

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This bass has many names. Some you are worthy of hearing.

The Four-fold Dragon, humming as spring dawns; The Ruby Sentinel, forever watchful, forever vigilant; She-That-Brings-The-Soul, Great Mother of Funk; Goddess; Sweet Mary Lou.

Les Gaypool

The Nigger.

I came to chew ass and kick bubblegum

Bass frehley

>>728214669
Rolling for this

>>728215392
Mor gaypool

SG basses are ugly af

Donald Trump the Best President

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SG Bass Cunt

>>728214669
This is your instrument's truename. Its soul. Embrace it.

Blue

>>728214669
THIS.

>>728214365
First Base

>>728214365
Looks nice! You ever played a fretless one? I've been wanting to get one. Fretless + tape wound strings sounds godly. About as close to the sound of an upright you can get without actually using an upright.

>>728214365
short scale piece of shit

>>728215477
Mor or les gaypool

>>728214669
Yes daddy please this

I like having sex with my mom - that's the name

>>728214669
This

>>728214365
Thundergun Express

>>728215573
Is this a question or a name?
When it´s a question, no I´ve not.

None of your fucking buisness you piece of shit now leave me the fuck alone.

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>>728214669
BY DOBBS, THIS!

>>728215688
>>728215699
These two in order?
Nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

>>728214669
We need this

Yo whats your guitars name?
>>728215726
>None of your fucking buisness you piece of shit now leave me the fuck alone.

Claudine, that's the name of a girl I banged once who had a sixties model of that bass she got from her dad. It was signed by Jack Bruce.

>>728214669
Name it this.

Calcium Magnum Cum Cum

>>728214669
Roll

>>728214669
Thiiiiiiiisssss

>>728215835
This actually is from the 60s.

>>728214365
Drink your own cum

Gay

>>728214669
Rawl

The Ball Fondler.

>>728214365
I love traps

>>728214669
r 0 ll

Buttwhiffer

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The Chundler

>>728214669
This isnt even funny though.

>>728214669
Roll

>>728214669
Rolll
I got trips fags what did u do??

Redtarded

>>728214669
This

Nigger bass

>>728214669
riggity roolllin

Lingerfart

Nigger leg bass

>>728214669
Rolling for this breh

>>728214669
T R I P S

>>728214669
rollin

>>728214669
pls this

Smegma squirter

The Genderequality

>>728214669
BRING FORTH THE TRIPS

My Plumbus

Shitwaffle

>>728214669
rolll

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Cuntlyn jenner

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Roll for this

>>728214669
Roll for this, lol

Currently Gay

Sebum snacks

>>728216268
Thank god this doesn´t have trips.

>>728214365
Coat hanger abortion

>>728216268
A B S O L U T E L Y

>>728214790
rollllllllll

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John Paul Second

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rollli

>>728216339
Why not>>728216268
Also rolling for this

Wurstfinger

Muhfuggin red gutar.

>>728215726
rollifuckingroll

chazzwozzer

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Rowl

>>728214365
Mother Base

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Darth Plagueis the Wise

Groovier Angus

>>728216268
Might as well

>>728214669
Reroll for this

Whiff of Arse

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.

>>728214790
rolle

>>728215210
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>728214669
OK let's end this

>>728216327
Reroll

Cuntlyn Jenner doesn't have Trips

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OP is a fag

Quads

>>728214669
Nigga

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Winnar.

>>728216666
OH FUCK YES
I want to thank my parents

>>728216666

This and he got quads

Wait for a minute and I´ll deliver...

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>>728216666

>>728216666
oh shit

>>728216754
You better I worked my ass off

>>728214365
Red Tube

I'm a faggot- name

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the peepee poopoo man

adolf hitler boom box

>>728216754
waiting

>>728216666
Congrats, OP. Your bass now has SLACK. Look at that glorious name!

>>728214365
It's a bass, not a base dumbass

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If get get Q U I N T S
name it
"Nigga"

>>728214365
>base

Nigger

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Stanley Clarke

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N I G G A

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>>728216980
Triggered

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>>728216754

Bumpity bump

>>728217488
Nice dubs but look at my trips

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winrar

>>728217736
I see no trips

>>728217794
Are u retarded

>>728217822
Now u do

>>728217866
I need trips not dubs
Where is op anyway
I tried hard to get Q U A DS

>>728217866
no I just see some dubs

>>728217924
We already have our trips, mate. Look up.
>>728216666 , which was a reroll for >>728214669

sieg nigger

What a magnificent bass guitar...
Nigga!

The Donald

bump... OP here.

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This poor base is from 1969 and you have given it this name. This will be a joy to introduce to someone.

So since we're waiting... who here in this thread actually plays bass/guitar?

>>728218773
Me.

>>728214365
something that belongs to us

>>728218773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjXgbpkKnKo

this is so fucking ironic.

>>728218769
OP is a faggot.

>>728218773
Me
I thought it would be hard to learn but it is really easy

>>728219224
Basics are easy. Mastering the instrument is hard work.

>>728218769
OP named poor bass...

>>728219458
As it is with every instrument.

>>728219505
Yep. And with soul put into musuc comes greatness.

>>728219505
As it is with life

>>728219763
This thread becomes to philosiphic for /b/...

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Poor child

Fingering Of The Little Boys

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Bass

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harry.

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Hueburt

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H from steps.

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NaOH

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>>728221222
nailed it.