>early sexual experiences thread

penis in vacuum

>be 12
>using dial up internet at grandparents' house while on summer vacation
>jacking off
>aunt walks in to ask if she can use the phone
>catches me jacking off

i've been caught masturbating dozens of times since the age of 10

>>728213574
>be 10
>sister asks me to take photos of her
>k
>go into her room
>she's naked
Didn't know what I was seeing, just knew I was supposed to like it.
>took photos
>she encourages me to lay next to her

I then forgot everything else. Just remember the mercenary position and cowgirl. And our MacGyver condom made out of cellophane and painter's tape.

>>728214656

You "forgot" everything else, because none of this happened.

what is the mercenary position?

asking for a friend

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>be 8
>mum has mum friends
>daughter who is 9
>set up tv in bedroom so they can drink wine, talk about tupperware in a kid free zone
>late night telly
>fallatio-implied.jpeg
>"hey anon that looks like fun"
>"yeh ambrosea, lets try it out"
>"feels good anon"
>still remember taste, best pussy i ever ate
>she does back to me
>feels good man
>implied-sex.png
>try that
>yes 8yos can get erection, 9yos get wet
>don't consider sex cos i don't remember actually putting in all way
>she told me to stop cos she preferred being licked
>kept up whenever we met each-other on/off for few years

>>728214838
sort of like doggy but when you finish you shoot them in the back of the head

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>>728214656
If you're gonna make some shit up then atleast finish it and try to make it convincing.

You were 10 not retarded you would never forget fucking your sister.

>>728215230
He would if he somehow found it traumatic and surpassed it.
But yeah, seems kinda fake.

>>728215387
Surpassed?
Suppressed*

>>728215230
As someone who had two slutty sisters, you'd be surprised of the kind of shit siblings do
Degeneracy is more common that you think

Seems quite possible to me

I was gender non-conforming, but not by my own choice. During elementary school, my dad was poor and couldn't buy new clothes, so all my clothes were hand-me-downs from my older sister and pink, ratty, used clothes from a garage sale. To make matters worse, my mom made me have long curly hair because she thought it looked cute, and twice my dad bought me a pink bicycle that couldn't change gears. Everyone outside of my classroom routinely thought I was a girl. The teachers didn't let me into the boys bathroom once because of my appearance, and had to clarify my gender with my dad over the phone. They even sent me home twice because they didn't like what I was wearing (but that was more to do with the rattiness than the gender of the clothing). The students and the teachers just didn't like me. The teachers had a lot of contempt towards my parents, and let the kids bully me whenever they wanted. In my opinion, my clothes were normal, and I didn't assign a gender to them until someone gendered me at school. Despite that though, I still found it validating when someone outside my class thought I was female.

>>728215551
Let's just say my two sisters had an ''oral fixation''

I've shared the stories about a million times on /b/

but people without slutty sisters just dont understand

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>>728214656
Once more. Maybe twice if I can remember the details, as these nay-sayers seems to decline everything unless I tell every detail.
>be 5-ish
>hanging out in sister's room
>do you want to see the place god doesn't want you to see?
>sure
She shows her vageen
>end up basically fingering her
For some reason I thought it was a sticker. I was a pretty dumb kid.

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>>728215114
Lol k

>>728215230
>you would never forget fucking your sister
You're assuming. Also, if I wouldn't forget, then how did I forget?

>>728215387
Something like that.

>>728215690
this isnt an early sexual experience anon

also lovely blog post

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>>728214656
>mercenary position

>>728215985
For the sole purpose of eating rations

>>728215878
So your sister was kind of pedo, was there a creepy uncle/aunt in the mix or something?
Also not knowing exactly what a vagina is at 5 years old, doesn't make you dumb, it just makes you 5 years old.

>>728215985
Well shit. Meant missionary.

>>728216135
Not really a pedo. She was four years older than me. Had an aunt that was very clingy, but nothing sexual happened.

I'm constantly made fun of for not being a sexual genius by 10. I didn't even know the word 'vagina' until I was 13.

>>728216492
>I didn't even know the word 'vagina' until I was 13.
Did you grow up in the bible belt or something?

I was 5 years old and on a kiddie Tee Ball team.
One day, while in line at the Tee, the girl in front of me turns around. She was beautiful. (At least in my 5year old eyes) I was taken aback.
I thought I was "in love with her".
Turns out, her parents knew my parents and not long after, her family comes over for dinner with her and her brother.

We play in my little cardboard castle and I tell her she's pretty.
Next thing I know, her brother tells us to go in my closet and she asks me to to lick her pussy.

Nothing much else happened. Never saw her again after the season was over.

>>728216123
>>728216123

kek

>>728216571
My mom never signed the sex ed permission slip. Never had friends. Didn't even learn anything from sister. Basically all of my knowledge came from the internet.

>>728216861
Why didn't your mom sign that slip, was she against you knowing basic human biology?

>>728216916
I have no idea. Never asked. She sucked at the whole parenting thing. Never taught me anything. Then blamed me for being a failed human.

Funny how much trust we put in our elders, when they're just as full of shit as we are.

>>728217229
That sucks anon, did you at least catch up on your own later on?

>>728215551
>>728215702

you just read too many porn manga.
and you have no sisters.

Nothing to share but I've always wanted my mum to walk in on me whilst I'm masturbsting and me to shoot my load everywhere just as she walks in so she sees it spraying everywhere.

I want to see her reaction whether she's disgusted or if she looks a. It turned on

When I was 10 I was babysat by my mom's best friend. She had a daughter who was 7 or 8 and we would play together, bathe together, and sleep in the same bed. One day we were walking around the pasture and she wanted to go to a clump of trees on the other side of the fence. We went over there and sat in the shade. She said she saw her mom and dad the night before, naked. She wanted to try something they did because it looked like fun. She has me pull my pants off and put my dick in her mouth. She licked it and sucked on it and licked my balls. She said her dad pinched his dick and rubbed it while her mom was sucking on it and stuff came out. I tried to get my fingers in there and give her room to suck but there wasn't enough dick to fo both. As she slid it back into her mouth i git the idea to grab her head and move it back and forth over her lips. That felt good, and my dick got tingly and hard, it also grew. That's what my dad's thing did she said. She took her pants off and pointed at her holes. She said my daddy stuck his thing down there and kept stabbing at it. Two holes, tried the top one and my dick slid in. I started moving it back and forth and she grinned. Mommy was right, that does feel good. We did that all day, until her mom called us for dinner. We got dressed and walked to the house. We talked about telling her mom what we did and good it felt but she told me her dad told her she shouldn't be watching mommy and daddy so maybe we should keep quiet. I saw wisdom in that, adults seemed to take shit wrong all time and spank you for their stupidity as a result. After dinner we went to her room to play and then bathtime. We were naked and my pee pee got hard again. We were alone so she sat on my dick and started moving up and down. This made the water splash and her mom told us to stop splashing. We almost got caught. That night when we went to bed we figured out how to play again and did it till we fell asleep.

>>728217352
I don't know. I guess I know as much as the next guy. Haven't been intimate sense my sister. So I have no idea how much I know.

>be around 6
>was friends with a girl who was one year younger than me
>parents are friends, we spend lots of time together
>can't remember how it happened, but we made a game out of undressing in front of each other
>both had no idea what was happening, only that it was wrong
>went on for a few months
>one day almost get caught pulling our pants down together
>never did it a again after that
>saw that girl a few days ago for the first time in years
>we didn't talk much
>wondered if she still remembers

When I was 14 I worked at a shitty restaurant, I would sneak into the broom closet and look through the cracks into the bathroom while waitresses peed, made too much noise one time and got caught, this chick Sarah in her 20s walked out the door with her pussy still out and grabbed my by the hand smiling. Took me into the bathroom and blew me good. Still think about that moment to get off today

>>728217609
stale pasta is stale

>>728214838
>what is the mercenary position?
It's a mercy fuck for a sad, pathetic fag

>>728217609
>When I was 10 I was babysat by my mom's best friend. She had a daughter who was 7 or 8

Yet another FAKE and GAY story.

At 6, at most 7, everyone already feels shameful about showing their sexual equipment, and quite a hard number of circumstances are required to make at least thinkable some kind of "experiment". Add in the fact that watching own parents having sex is quite a bit of a trauma,which leads to a number of nasty consequences of which one of the least probable is trying to do the same thing (but this is only known to those studying psychology -- to non-educated fagets, Freud was a mere old pervert).

Only braindamaged porn addicts may believe your pedostories, where a 7-8yo manages to show an incredibly high level of observation, annotation, willpower, courage, and other adultlike things.

>tldr, you're the usual pedofag pestering /b/ threads

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>>728216681
Similar thing.6/7 Parents where working on painting houses. Was with the daughter of the people living there and we where in her parents bedroom. She keeps saying i'm a girl, said she wanted to pretend i had just died and we where in a desert so she could fucking pee on me. So she ended up standing over me with her pussy out n stuff. Nwadays she'd be right. Or back then i guess

>>728218176
>At 6, at most 7, everyone already feels shameful about showing their sexual equipmen
Not true. We used to "show" in my neighborhood routinely.

>>728215022
underraped posit

>>728218176
>At 6, at most 7, everyone already feels shameful

except in barbaric tribes like Center African ones, or USA

>>728217609
>Tfw no greentext

i wasn't young but the first woman to see my dick after i hit puberty was a doctor and she made a comment about the size that haunts me to this day

>>728218666
OK I'll 'bite" What was the comment.

>>728218666
Wow anon, this penis is so small it's scientifically fascinating how is even possible!

>>728218734
unprompted, she said "don't worry about your size, boys keep growing into their 20s" which i interpreted as "as of right now, it's small"

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>>728218877
Fucking rekt

>>728215985
kek

The next day my dick hurt, so did her hole. We got dressed and limped out to the front room. Her mom asked what was wrong, we said we had cramps from climbing those trees yesterday. She told us to eat something and then we could go rest. We went back to bed and laid there. I touched my dick and I liked it, but not too hard. She touched her hole and it hurt. I touched her other one and she said she liked it, so I played with her butthole, and she played with mine. Towards lunchtime the pains stopped and she saif her pussy felt good again. We went back out to the trees and played again but it started hurting pretty quick so we just played with sticks. The days when I stayed at my house came and we were apart for 3 days. When I came back she had a secret she was bursting to tell me. We ran out to the trees and she said her hole didn't hurt anymore and she found something to put in it that felt good to make sure. She also wstched her mom and dad again and her dad did something with his mouth around her mom's hole. She took off her pants and I put my face down there. I rubbed my face around and poked my nose at her hole which she liked but when I licked her she said that feels good. She told me her dad put his thing in her mom's mouth while he had his face down there so I took off my pants and did that. It took a while to get the logistics down but when we got everything situated it felt amazing.

>>728218877
Did it keep growing?

>>728219003
a bit

>>728215690
Shut the fuck up.

>>728218877
How in hell did she ever think that would be comforting to you?
Also as a doctor, she should know about growers and showers.

>>728217609
U are a hero

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>>728218666

I guess I'm one of the rare dudes whose penis was only seen in very early infancy and only by mom because diaper reasons.

I clearly remember changing my swimsuit at 5.

I only had to show my peen to a male medic for about two seconds (no touching involved) at 18, because military examination - and it happened 31 years ago. I skipped military service, thus avoiding the major risk.

To date, being KHV, I managed to be able to never show my bonger to anyone other.

And fuck yes, I'm 49, and except those two embarassing seconds in January 1986, I've never shown my penor to anyone.

>>728219223
KHV?

>>728219594
KiloHectaVirgin

It's metric.

>>728219594
Kissless, handholdless.

>be 13
>have first girlfriend
>she asks to see dick
>send pic
>she shows all her friends
>they make fun of me for the next 5 years for being small

>>728219594
Kissing Herpes Virus

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>>728219594
kissless hugless virgin, you newfag who can't triforce.

I used to jack off my dog and then it led to letting him fuck my ass. my parents caught me humping one day. We gave the dog away.

>>728219656
If you wanted that to be metric, it would be KiloHectoVirgin.
>>728219735
Oh right, I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.
>>728219826
So a cold sore virgin, that must suck.
>>728219837
Triforcing hasn't been relevant for years now, also >newfag
No u!

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Fuck these threats, like anyone in here has had sex!
Sage & Ragequit

>>728219807
That's fucked up

>>728219998
Kek did it ever nut in you?

>>728219807
Teen girls can be pure evil.

>>728219998
Good that's animal abuse. Fucking perve

Had a cunt stretched over my head once.

Met the lady later on. Meh.

How old did you start jacking? 7 here

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>>728213574

>be me
>15 years old
>at school, boring day, 35°C
>wild sexy female friend called Thalia walks into the classroom.
>I was alone, it was recess. I have never been a fucking normie.
>She's also bored. She talks to me, sits by my side and doesn't stop laughing because of something I don't fucking know.
>She shows me her glorious boobs off and asks me if I like that.
>I was fucking impressed haha, I started to touch them.
>She sat on my lap and I fingered her.
>I went home so fucking horny that day.

Nothing else happened till our last year in high school, I fucked her that time.

Pic related.

My first sexual encounter was as a sophomore in high school. It was actually the day after school was out for summer. I was walking into town to get a slurpee. It was a ritual that started 2 years before. I passed the house of my friend Kelly and walked out to the street to see me. I told him where I was going and he said he had to watch his little brother so he couldn't go. I felt a little guilty leaving but I would be back real quick then we could play video games. He thought that was cool and gave me money to get him and his brother a slurpee too. When I got back with the slurpees his little brother disappeared with his and left us alone. We sat on the couch talking and stuff then he said he wsnted to show me something. It was a magazine he found in the neighbor's trash that morning. It showed men putting their dicks in other men's mouths and assholes. I got rock hard. He told me he wanted to try doing those things and I was game. We got naked, and I played with his dick. He wanted to put it in my mouth so I let him. When he came it tasted good. He asked if I wanted to do it to him, I tolf him to get on top of me and we could suck each other's dick at the same time. That worked well. After that we flipped over and I was on top. He liked being on the bottom, he said he liked feeling trapped. We spent 3 hours just sucking eachother's dicks until they hurt too much to bear it, and we wanted to do it more, but it hurt.

>>728220142
Teen boys can be pure faggots.

She wants to see his D.
He just sends a pic.
Man, he totally deserved the outcome.

>>728220476
"wild girl shows to an autistic sperglord".

Yes, it's the usual basementdwelling neckbeard fantasizing.

>>728220597
>It showed men putting their dicks in other men's mouths and assholes

Sounds like some Jew just said "Mission accomplished".

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>>728219807

We got together every day for the rest of the summer. We tried the butt stuff and got that down real good. I explored his liking to be trapped, he also liked being spanked. I wrapped him in a blanket so only his head was sticking out and fucked his mouth for 2 hours. I unwrapped him and he begged me to fuck his ass. I couldn't, my dick wouldn't get hard. So he found a screwdriver with a fat handle on it and asked me to put that in. I lubed it and eased it in his ass then shoved his dick in my mouth and fucked his ass with a screwdriver. He grabbed my head and shived his dick down my throat so I rammed the screwdriver handle deeper and harder. When he came it was buckets. We went on like that all through high school and after. It wasn't till he went to college that we didn't fuck anymore, and we both switched to women. We only ever went gay with each other.

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>>728214838
It is the only sexual position that is degrading to both the man and the woman.

>>728213574

>be me
>young enough to still be in day care
>care provider has daughter, G
>I think my age? maybe older? I'm a fucking kid, idk.
>in basement with G
>running around and shit
>"anon look here"
>pants are down shirt is up
>wait, where is her dick?
>"show me yours anon"
>peepee is freefree
>"Ok, come over here now"
>she lays down on a piece of furniture
>"lay on top of me"
>is it bath nap time? why are we naked again?
>30 seconds of skin on skin
>"why are we doing this, G? is this grown-up stuff?"
>She jumps out from under me and runs upstairs
>Soon my mom picks me up
>Yells a lot about finding new daycare
>G told her carelady/mom I was making her do things with genitals
>got kicked out of the daycare

That about as close to sex as a before-boners child can get.

>>728217229

fake and gay

my aunt caught me jerking off and decided it was a good idea to ask me a million questions about it

>>728218176

You are either 14, or a moron and if you really are studying psychology then do yourself a favour and drop out now.

>8 years old
>camping with a big group
>mom and dad, most of the adults get sloppy drunk at the campfire
>bed time
>mom and dad in their shared sleeping bag next to mine, they keep mumbling and giggling
>wish they would shut up
>eventually they do
>i roll over and find myself facing my mom's naked ass hanging out of their sleeping bag
>apparently she was blowing my dad when they both passed out
>so much hair wtf
>not thinking much about it, I reach out and feel where her balls should be, wondering if they're buried in hair ir something
>feel something floppy and wet
>yank my finger back thinking I stuck it up her ass and got it covered in poop
>doesn't smell like poop
>she mumbles and moves a little, spreading her legs wider
>i find a flashlight and turn it on, look at my finger, look at mom and dad
>they're both dead to the world, my dad's limp dick resting against her nose
>keep looking and feeling around mom's crotch, find the slippery hole and a rubbery bump
>mom mumbles a couple times and shifts, but only makes it easier to get at her squishy bits
>my penis is so hard it kind of hurts, i look at dad's gigantic hairy wang, think about when our dog was caught fucking the neighbor's dog, wheels turning in my head

>>728221678
>before-boners
Aaaand you're full of shit. Anybody with a son knows kids pop boners from day one.

>>728222494

except when he has a serious ED problem from day one till today.

>>728222494
Well, obviously. I mean before consistent stimuli-driven hormone boners. Those started when I was like 6. I don't remember hard-ons before that.

>>728222494
Aaaaaaand it actually happened. The next daycare knew about it from the first and kicked me out after I "pantsed" a kid younger than me (a move a learned from TV) for fear I had a pattern of behavior.

>>728223069

Fair cop.

I walked in on my friend's older sister doing makeup when I was 12. She was naked and perfect but at that moment I needed to pee. She didn't freak out or even skip a beat, I went and peed. Aferwards I watched her, she looked like s goddess. She noticed my lustful gaze and said I could touch any where I wanted if she could touch my dick. I suddenly realized it was still out and hard as diamonds. She had me stand behind her and she rubbed her buttcheeks against my dick, spreading her legs so it would rub her wet pussy. I was going to grab her tits but decided i wanted to feel her pussy more. I wrapped my arms around her waist and cupped her pubic area. I felt the tip of my dick and touched it. That changed it's angle sufficiently to allow it to enter her vagina. She arched her back and bent over so I would penetrate deeper. We fell into rhythm and my hands worked there way to her tits while she masturbated. I came after she did, the muscle pressure drove me over. She kissed me and thanked me for being so nice. I asked why she let me in inthe first place. She said she thought I just wanted to see her naked and was really creepy about asking but the desperation in my eyes told her It do or die time and I wasn't creeping on her. Afterwards when I did, the fact that she was enough to make me forget my dick was out made her horny.

>>728214862
that relly hot

>>728223541
tldr;
green text version please

>>728214331

My ex asked this question once, and when I told her that I never masturbated in life.. She went bonkers. She kept asking me question after question..

"You never masturbated? Why?"
"Did you try?"
"Everyone does, why can't you?"
"Everyone knows that not all girls masturbate, but everyone knows that all guys masturbate. Didn't you know?"

>>728223912
So you are frigid?

>>728224036

I'm in a BDSM lifestyle, not sure if that makes me frigid (yet)

>>728223541

How old was she?

>>728224198
>just damaged
as long as you remember that adopting a lifestyle that supports unhealthy behavior is a bad idea, and paraphilias are psychological diseases that prevent you from having a healthy social life.

>>728215690
Yea but when did you get dicked down, tranny.
Was it someone who mistook you for your sister.

>>728214862
so hodd

>>728217609
>still talking like a retard man child
>my ding ding go bing bing

>>728213574
>put finger in ass on accident
>felt good
>put on gay porn
>grabbed dads condom
>put on ice cream scoop
>put scoop in ass
>holyshit.jpeg
>feels amazing
Kek

>>728218304
Your neighborhood was a whiskey tango shanytown consisting of relatives, inbred

>>728222352
go on

>be 15
>jerking off after school
>my door opens without a knock
>mom's friend came back to say hi, stands frozen in place as i cum

>>728225570
How did she react afterwards?
Also did she remember to knock after that?

>>728225570
LOL

>>728225654
she avoided me the next few times she came over. never went in my room again

My cousin and I lost our virginity to each other when I was 15 and she was 14. It was mind-blowingly good sex. She had the prettiest pussy. I miss it.

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>>728225144
Didn't know what you meant by icecream scoop at first. It made me confused. Kek

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when I was 12 (I'm a guy), I was in my room, naked but with a towel on after a bath when suddenly the family dog jumps up behind me and knocks me over. Before I could figure out what was happening, he starts raping me. I felt a sharp jabbing around my anus which kinda hurt at first, but when he actually got into the hole, I went into full slut mode and actually started enjoying it.

It only took 5 seconds of "good" humping before things went bad though. At that age, I had no idea what a knot was- but I did feel it when the bulb went past the sphincter and we got "locked" into place and started to grow inside my rectum. This didn't stop him from humping though- he continued to plow me as hard as he could, despite the fact that his knot was now scraping my insides.

>>728213802
Did she suck you off?

>>728225734
Huh, sounds like a prude.

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>>728225999

As it grew bigger and bigger, I couldn't bear the pain any longer. I screamed and tried to get away, but I just couldn't get separated from this balloon that was expanding inside of me. It felt like the worst case of gas x 1000. My whole belly felt like it was being torn to shreds.

all in all, we laid there for about 20 minutes before we finally got separated. Later I found out that my sister was using the dog for sex, which is why it was so humpy all the time. Nobody found out, and I was able to hide the fact that I was pooping blood and close to dying for a whole week.

It took me a whole 3 weeks for me to fully recover, but since then I just haven't been able to poop right.

>>728219223
Well, show us then already.

>>728226257
How did you find that your sister was humping the dog too?

>>728226870

Well they got rid of the dog. later i found out she got in trouble for it. Didn't hear the whole story, but she was overweight so I guess no human wanted her?

>>728213574
I was 12 and the kid across the street was almost 15. Well he was fucking this girl his age and he wanted me to get in on it. I hadn't gone thru puberty yet. So he made her give us both blowjobs...at the same time. He was rubbing his large hard cock against my pre-pubescent lil dinger in her mouth until he nutted.

I have a raging frottage/ gf sharing/ wife sharing fetish now. I exclusively watch MMF amateur porn looking for any double dick scenes.

I anally raped my invalid great grandmother when I was 15.

>>728219223
The grandest of the grand wizards has revealed himself!

>>728226257
> Unable to poop right
> Can only poop left
> Because dog

>>728219223
Post your dick here. Problem solved

>>728219164
what are growers and showers

>be me, maybe around 8
>Next door neighbor is the same age
>Me and her would play around a lot
>play a game where we would turn over a kiddie pool and go under it
>We did this thing where she would pull off her pants and panties and sit on my face
>fucking loved it
>Eventually she made me play with her to earn it before we did
>She moved away before we learned what we were doing
>feels bad man

>>728228566
A shower is basically a penis that shows most of the size while flaccid and grow slightly larger when erect.
A grower can have what looks like a baby penis while flaccid, but can then grow to a respectable size when erect.

>>728222352
Please finish the story anon.

>>728229135
which one are you?

Sucked a classmates dick in first grade.
Don't remember a whole lot other than that it tasted absolutely ass, most likely because first graders don't wash their dicks too often.

>>728229276
>most likely because first graders don't wash their dicks too often.
hi im chris hansen have a seat

>>728229224
I'm a grower, when flaccid my dick is about 4 cm(1.5 inches), when erect I'm about 19 cm (7 inches or so)

>>728229410
so what do you tell woman who say its smol

>>728224639
Browsing 4chan prevents you from having a normal social life too, yet here you are.

I remember being 9 or 10 and having my moms girlfriend's daughter (yes she was a lez ) rub on me naked with her sister in the bed next to us. I guess a minute or so after this started she gets second thoughts and runs crying into my moms room crying blaming everything on me. She's a huge slut now of course.

>>728229173
>dade woke up beat the shit out of me adn fucjed my asshole bloody calking me a little faggit
>but secretly i liked it and am now a hufe daggot jokes on you sad you wre right

????????? ?????? ?. ?????

>>728229574
Usually when I'm in a situation where a woman sees my dick, it's already erect from making out and stuff. They usually only get to see it flaccid after we do the deed and then they know what size it can grow to.

>>728222352
bump for moar?

>>728229772
can i see it?

>be 4
>be in kindergarten
>persuade friend to come play behind shed
>be naked
>rub our penises against each others butts
>come in late and adults are pissed they couldnt find us
>whathaveidone.jpg

>>728229982
Nah, I'm not really into exhibitionism.
I only get naked around people I'm romantically involved with.

>>728229905
See
>>728229670

16 years old in the comic con bathrooms. They were wearing shorts and I thought I could access the puss puss by going up the back but just wound up touching her asshole. It wasnt disgusting but it was sort of sweaty after the full day of walking and I didnt know if she noticed or not so I immediately made her stop and pretended like I heard somebody coming and we left and I didnt get head. Sucked a tit though and got head off her seeing "dolphine tail 2" in the cinema with a family 2 rows behind. I was so scummy

>>728215022
underrated

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>>728230002
Similar experience.
>be 4 in weird Christian kindergarten
>Girl named Rachel who had a crush on me
>Remember going into bathroom with her and asked her to put my dick in her mouth
>she ends up sitting down to pee
>peed between her legs for whatever weird fucking reason when she was peeing
That's a weird memory kek, I think I remember acting like we were supposed to be dating or some shit but I ended up just fucking around.
Another story from that school:
>Teacher makes me stay after class
>Makes grandparents come up to get me
>I say no and try to run, she corners me
>make dinosaur noise and spit in her face because I recently saw Jurassic park
>She was confused and started lecturing me, literally just sprinted past her LOL
I.. didn't go back after that.

>>728230084
You sound boring

when I was 14 my moms friend's daughter that was 16 stayed over and while we were texting from other rooms she told me she was horny. Made me finger and eat her out. She was fat with a cute face. Total bitch though

>>728230776
I'm just self conscious really, I don't like the idea of the world seeing my junk.

>>728222352
F5F5F5

>be 9
>Stay at neighbor's house after school
>Son my age want to go play in bed of an old truck on their farm
>Sounds like fun
>Get in and he want to pee together
>He wants us to lick a drop of pee off each other's tiny cocklett
>Have no idea about sex, genitals or eroticism so it wasn't titillating at all for me
>He has older cousins so I suspect he knew exactly what he was doing.
>Never mention it again

>Couple years later with another friend
>Know about sex now
>Truth or Dare
>Turn into regular jacking and sucking sessions
>Keep doing this on and off for 10 years even after meeting/marrying my wife
>Still miss it

Thanks for viewing Bullshit: The Thread, hope you enjoyed it.

Ok, here's mine:
>be 3
>being babysat by sitter
>sitter is 5
>sitter decides I need bathtime
>sitter washes me, paying most attention to my baby peen
>feels good man
>sitter wants to play a game
>sits 5 yr ass on me, sliding peen into that little vajeen
>Oh face
>mom's friend walks in
mom's friend is 10
>says that's inappropriate behavior until at 6
>throw tantrum
>mom's friend soothes my butthurt with a little suck on the peen
>cousin comes in, 4, joins in
And that's all for now.

>>728228566
people whose dicks aren't big when they aren't aroused but grows to be a healthy size when aroused. that's a grower

>>728232666

dont forget when 1 yr old optimus prime joins in and then a sperm dinosaur appears to grant wishes.

geez the age choice decisions in this one.

>>728213574
Actually, I can think of one.
>Early teens, if not earlier, earliest of 11
>In shower, just emptied shampoo bottle
>Bored as fuck
>Mindlessly put opening of bottle over dick
>Fits perfectly
>Try and pull it off
>Small amount of suction
I didn't know what sex really was at the time, so nothing ever really came of it.

>>728233072
It was making fun of all the other retarded ones with bullshit ages. Dumbass. No really, you are a fucking idiot. Not to mention the "Bullshit: The Thread".. Geez.. fuckin idiots.

>>728219223
So you're a virgin then.

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>>728213574
>be me age 7
>pantsed by neighbor
>cry for privates and shit
>week or two later same shit pantsed less of big deal
>within a month of being pantsed i started getting molested by same fellow age 15
>before i know it my cock is being sucked over and over again and im into it like crazy /feels like heaven
>shit goes on for the better part of a year till i move away
>fast forward 33 years i can finally talk about it in confidence with soon to be lover

.... cont?

>be 13
>making out with girlfriend
>get hard
>tell her
>she rubs my dick through my pants for a few seconds

>>728218090
Hey robo, couns here

my teacher in 10th grade caught me adjusting a boner in class and admonished me to be more discreet as such things were improper to do in public

>be me
>be like 11 ish
>allways horny
>at granpas house
he has a wife who i thought was smokin back then looking back she looks like a teabag
>decide i want to fuck her
>idea.png
>stand behind slightly closed door while she watches tv >so im standing in the hallway with my 5 inch dick hanging out
>shes watching tv
>i try getting her attention
>she keeps watching tv
>i start jacking off
>she dosent turn around the whole time i dont think i closed my eyes for a bit
>came on the floor went upstairs
>fell asleep
>went home and never heard anything of it but i havent seen her since

>>728220261
I see what you did there

????????? ?????? ?. ?????

>>728235307
Traumatizing

Earliest memory i have is when i was 6
>be me 6
>daughter of mothers friend comes over to play
>shes 8
>we sit on the floor rolling a basketball back and forth
>accidentally roll ball under bed, i had bunk beds at the time, not sure why because i was the only child
>she says she'll get it
>she crawls under the bed, which is off the ground a good foot in a half, shes skinny, wearing slutty short shorts and has no panties on
> i stare inside as she does and she looks back as she pushes the ball out
>notices but says nothing
>she 'accidentally' pushes the ball under and says its my turn to get it
>shrug cause dumb kid
>go crawl under, as i do she slides her hand up my shorts and gropes me over my underwear
>stop for a second a surprised since mommy always said dont let strangers touch there
>let her anyway, shes a friend right?
>we continue to take turns accidentally rolling the ball under and sliding our hands up each others shorts to fondle genitals

the feel of a vag was confusing as hell at that age. sh had her first kid at 13.

ok i was in second grade not sure what exact age.

mom friend comes to visit for a weeks vacation.
brings her son 12ish and her daughter 4ish.
12yr old wants nothing to do with little kids and goes off to find neighborhood kids leaving me and her to play.

parents in kitchen me and her in my room.
"hey anon want to play doctor?"
well i was an expert neighbor friends had a doctors kit with bandaids, stethoscope, thermometer ect. oh ya i know what im doing.
me: "ok lets play"

she starts taking off her clothes.
me: "why are you taking off your clothes?"
her: "thats how you play doctor"
me: "????!???!??"

ok now shes totally naked and she lies belly down on the floor. she reaches back spreads her butt cheeks and says "go ahead".

me: "what am i supposed to do?"
her: "you got to put something in my butt"

i look at her asshole and it looks like it a bit wet and sticky. i'm thinking ya no im not touching that.

Me: "what do i put in?"
her: "um how about this"

she pulls a hair tie out of her hair, its a small elastic band with 2 plastic beads on it(size of marbles).

ok here i go, i take a bead and push it in. it goes in easy with a slurpy pop.
kinda grossed out at this point pull it out and drop on floor.. ew.
she stands up and i notice her pussy crack for the first time.
me: "hey your butt crack goes all the way to the front"
her: "ok anon your turn get naked"
:panicked thought about my ass and beads:

me: "quick put your clothes on i think our moms are coming"

she puts her clothes on and we go outside to play.

about 7, girl in class asks to see and friends dicks so we show then in another class the same girl says shed show us her pussy so we both go under the table to look , we were looking for too long and the teacher asked us what we were doing under the table so we said we dropped our marbles and were looking for them

>>728236091
another experience, one that actually changed me mentally
>be me 8
>son of uncle is 14
>wants to play a game
>turns from awkward touching to blowing each other
>distinctly remember the taste of cotton as he made me suck his dick
>after a while he asks if i wanna play something more fun
>i end up getting fucked in the ass
>never hurt even tho we didn't use lube
>he gets it all in and starts moving
>pressure is immense and it starts to hurt after get got deep enough
>got caught and friend explains to my mom he was trying to teach me how to masturbate so he doesn't get in as much trouble as he would if we were caught doing the sex

he shot himself a few years back after getting married, not sure why and nobody will tell me.

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>be 7
>best friend and I are at my house, just chilling and playing vidya after school
>typically my mom is there to watch us, but she took my sister (who's 15 at the time) out to the dentist or something that day
>had the whole place to ourselves
>friend gets up to go to the bathroom
>is gone for like 10 minutes, start to wonder where he went
>he comes back and says "anon, how do I look?"
>he's wearing clothes from my sister's room
>girly dress, knee high socks, high heels on
>get a sensation in my penis that I've never felt before
>we walk over to my sister's room and basically have a panty raid
>he dares me to try on one of her thongs; I obligue
>we are completely decked out in my sister's clothes, and even start putting on her makeup
>by this point we both have raging boners
>I touch his and he touches mine
>realize it feels fucking good
>he lays me down on my sisters bed and starts grinding on me
>I'm completely paralyzed and confused, I have no idea what's going on but it feels so damn good
>neither of us had ever cum before but we know something is about to happen
>hold him tight
>we are both just grinding up and down each other, our dicks sliding around under our panties
>we both cum buckets
>end up throwing away the panties to hide any evidence

We ended up doing this pretty much every week for the next few years. He moved by middle school and haven't seen him since :/

>>728236490
Did he have any kids?

>>728235294
nice to see you couns

>>728236985
I think he had one son, cant confirm and the last time i saw him was about 16 years ago when i was 14 or 15.

>>728237163
He might've offed himself to avoid sexually traumatizing his kid.
I'm just guessing though.

>>728237080
counselor is a pedro

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>>728237080
>>728235294
fucking plebs kys fgts

>>728236490
>Shot himself after getting married
>Not sure why
Because he was a faggot and couldn't come to terms with that for whatever reason.

>>728237303
I highly doubt that, considering what happened between us was a one time thing and he never showed any interest afterwords, but meh, it happened a few years ago and still nobody will tell me why.

to top it off his step father was murdered last month, who was my uncle and the one who helped raise him, so now both his 'parents' are dead, no idea who his real dad was so i got nobody left to ask.

>>728237555
we remained friends after it happened and he apologized for it, i never harbored any ill will to him.

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>>728237442
confirmed pedo!!!

>>728237660
CONFIRMED 4CHAN PEDO PEDE!!!!

>>728234490
uh..sure. if it makes you feel comfortable and helps you cope with it and whatnot go for it dude.
Someone will definitely read it

>>728236340
either her brother or her dad was havin some fun with that bhole

>>728215878
How old was your sister when you she showed her the vag to you? Did she ever do it again?

>>728237442
story? did she died?

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>>728237777
FUCKEN QUADS!

>>728238051
WOW I'VE NEVER HAD QUADS BEFORE IN MY LIFE. how cool!

>>728216681
Impressive. How long did the licking last?

when I was 7-8 my grandma was in state visiting for christmas. my mom and dad were out of the house. the little neighbor girl of about the same age was over. started out hiding in the corner of my room, kinda a show me yours and I will show you mine kinda thing. next step let me touch yours and you can touch mine. were sitting there cradling eachothers stuff. not sexual at all, we had never seen it before, literally just cupping eachothers stuff. grandma swings around the corner and sees us. all grams says is "I'm telling your father when he gets home" then she walks off. I yell he will never believe you as she walks off. before you ask, he believed her. but he didn't care, just asked and I lied. that was the end of it.

got a few more stories if you guys want to hear em.

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>>728237777
>>728237777
>>728237777
>>728237777
>>728237777
dun dun dun, he finally admits it!

>>728238463
HE DOES!!!

>>728217609
That is amazing. Seems plausible, and heard about stuff like this before. You were 10 so very possible for you. And girls told me they started out early in masturbation, like sometimes when 2 and other times 8 or 9.

true story here btw

>be me
>around 12
>have a neighbour 2 years older than me
>he's that kid who bullies everyone and has that reputation of a bad man and future prisoner
>one night on the roads there were around 6 of us
>me, my brother (15 at that time) and some other unimportant dudes
>this thug life kid suddenly claims he can cum and ask if we'd like to see him
>my brother goes away for a bit cause he has some bussiness to do
>the other people say yes, some no but the final answer is yes
>he pulls his dick out
>has a pretty nice dick
>he starts jerking it off
>fake moans like they do in porn to impress us
>he can't cum
>me curious as fuck ask him if he'd like a hand
>i start jerking him off while other people watched me doing it
>he seemed to like it, that's why he gained interest in me in the next year
>my brother comes back and takes my hand away asking me wtf i was doing
>i didnt know pretty much about sex at that time so i thought that nobody cared that i gave that guy a handjob
>he finally cums somewhere after a few more minutes of jerking off in front of us
>that was my first sexual experience though, not really impressive

but

>during the next year, idk when exactly, i think it was like after 6 months i gave him a handjob
>he calls me to go help him with some homework at english
>weird because it's the first time he calls me ever at his house
>think nothing of it and go there
>he's home alone ofc
>tries to help him with homework for like 10 minutes but he didnt seem interested in that
>in the middle of doing the homework he starts grabbing my butt and said "after this, we gonna do nasty things" and laughs maniacally like a 14 yrs old kid
>think nothing at it
>he rushed through the homework and said it's ok
>get up
>he drags me around with his hands on my butt
>i ask him wtf r u doing
>he said if i wanna play around with him
>i say no
>he pulls down my pants

cont in a second

>be me
>Be like 10
>Got random boner in middle of night
>Started moving my dick around because uncomfortable
>Feelsgood.png
>Start rubbing the top of dick
>Feelsbetter.png
>Keep doing it
>Sudden burst of pleasure
>Try to do it again
>Go really hard to try and do it again
>Go so hard dick starts bleeding
>Mfw

>>728238726
nigga dat's fucked up. pls tell me your brother beats the shit out of him

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>>728237784
>helps you cope
it does even though i do it in a bragging way its mostly a shell as a sort of protection
>these days i will lay pipe for nearly 2 hours to my enjoyment needing a rest after ~45minutes when i go soft
>eat some pussy for a minute or two and im rock hard again /im used to getting my dick sucked like ten times a day
>I can cum "quickly" within 20 minutes if i feel like im going to get caught otherwise im laying pipe till i cramp and cramp
>being molested has left me wishing for the fantastic sensation felt from blowjobs like when i was a child sadly no such luck
>my dick feeels good and even pretty damned good but nothing like it used too =[[[
i can see myself never getting what i want sexually no matter what i do as ive have my lover now for quite a while and fuck her bareback and its not anything as exciting as it was so very long ago and she is pretty freaky and supportive
im dying here
>_< FUCK!!
F
U
C
K
!
!

>cont in a second

Nigga it's been 4 minutes

>>728239151
sorry. I don't think I can talk about it any further.

>>728222032
What questions

>>728222032
>>728239314
THIS

>>728222032
Did she ask you about it as you were jerking off? Was she staring at your cock?

>>728239314
like how long i've been doing it, how i do it, why i do it, when i do it, do i produce cum, etc

>>728219223
Holy jeez man , show us the way to Camelot

>>728239436
she stared at my cock at first and i got uncomfortable very quickly and covered up and then she sat down and started asking me the questions

>>728238726

>i tried to pull them back up and telling him i dont want to do anything but it was useless cause he was stronger than me and i couldn't really resist
>he puts my head on a random cusion on his sofa
>pants all down
>i say "fine, but only this time"
>iirc i was a bit curious about how it feels like to have sex
>i honestly didnt know what 'gay' meant at that time or that my attraction to men was considered wrong
>he plays with his dick around my butthole
>i can feel it but i try to hold myself up so he cant penetrate me
>big mistake
>he spits on his dick and goes with full force inside of me
>my anus was not strong enough
>starts fucking me
>hurted like hell during the first minutes but then it started to feel good
>be his bitch and do w/e he wants
>change positions
>he fucks me around until he cums inside of me

finally i left like nothing happened, he told me to not tell anyone
i kept my mouth shut
all this fucking time
couldn't do anything about it though because of where i live, rape is a thing and i didn't want to cause bad names to my family cause we are pretty known in our community, community that is full of fucking old people who attend church, talk behind your back and stuff like that, you know already what i mean

cont again immediately cause >>728239207 is retarded

>>728238914
i know it's fucked up, but i kept my mouth shut because of the reasons above

>>728239151
do you realize it takes a while to type all this, no?

>>728239456
>>728239522
She was turned on by it, did anything else happen?

>>728239207
you be gay nigga
suck it up
ubgay

>>728223541
How old was she? Was she much bigger than you, or about the same size?

>>728219223
This made my feels move

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>Be me in elementary school. >Don't remember exact age but young as fuck.
>Live in apartment complex. >There's a hot tub and pool. Hot tub is pretty secluded. There's some walls built around it.
>Best friend same age (only other kid who lived there) and I go to the pool a lot.
>Sitting in hot tub.
>I was "taught" about "anatomy" by one of my mom's friends. >Decide I should show her too. >Take turns touching each other's vaginas. Going under the water and licking sometimes.

I think she told her parents or got freaked out because we never really saw each other after that.

>>728226257
How did you find out that your sister was using the dog for sex? Did she tell you? Did you ever watch your sister have sex with the dog?

trg

>>728225144
Cont.
>2nd experience
>in school
>notice friends ass
>he thicc as hell
>get hard
>Bump into him
>bulge squishes against ass
>wave of pleasure
>he dont notice
>take booty pic
>grab ass and shift backk
>he has no idea who did it
>fap to pic

>11 years old Anon is "dating" a Latina qt while living in the "better" part of WV
>We decide that one day me her and her brother would walk up to the local gas station to by some food
>After eating her brother gets the idea to take us behind the store and lock us in the garbage area
>After were in there she takes off her shirt revealing her prepubescent boobs
>I look away to save my eyes not know what sex was at the time
>At this point she apparently wanted the succ and pulls my pants/undies down
>All while her brother watches through the peep hole
>I pull my pants up in the fiasco and eventually he lets us out and we all go home

I have never had sex to this day since then.

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>>728239554
wondering about you fucking women or just outright gay and need to fill that emptiness on occasion as its beyond your control

>>728239554


>>728238914
forgot to say in the previous comment. my brother didnt do anything to him, no one irl knows that i was raped by him, i recently told a guy i befriended and hooked up with from Grindr few days ago.

my brother and that guy are pretty good friends, they keep talking despite that the raper is in UK and we are at the dorms in our country.

i stopped talking to the guy who raped me this summer, he blocked me last autumn after someone posted from his fb "im gay" and i commented on it, i guess i had triggered him so hard that he threatened to beat me up if i keep commenting on that post that was soon deleted.

sorry for non greentext here, doing my best

>lets cont the story

>i kept my mouth shut
>it was a good decision and i don't regret it, i can't imagine my life being better had i spoken about it when it happened
>few weeks pass
>he calls me again, with the same reason, to help with his english homework
>i knew what he wanted, but i wanted it too cause i liked it
>went there, act like we are doing homework for a few minutes, he starts grabbing my butt
>knew it was going to happen
>let it happen

>this sex thing happened like 4 times, one time he just penetrated me with full force (when we were in a corn field, playing games with some other children) but i pulled it out and told him no cause it fucking hurts
>end with the 12 years old sex


I lusted after him when i hit puberty, i masturbated a lot to the thoughts of him fucking me.

When i was around 16 (3 years ago) i tried to befriend him better for around 3 weeks, then finally told him on whatsapp that i want to fuck me in the ass
>he told me to go away with my stupid jokes
>i acted like it was a dare from some random internet site
>cut off the whatsapp chat with him and just talked online

>i kept trying to be flirty with him but in the end he turned out to be straight, bragging around that he was fucking women. and etc

cont again cause ran out of characters

>>728223541
>suddenly realized it was still out and hard as diamonds.

peeing
diamonds

pick one

>btw you're ACTUALLY 12

>>728223912

I'm 22 and never jacked off

>because religion

>>728240727

>>728240668
im full gay, i'd fuck a woman if i had a chance, but no relationship or things like that, just sex to see how it is for the first time in my life to have sex with a woman.

i'm versatile, mostly wanting to top cause only 1 dude, out of 15 that i have met so far, had a dick bigger than mine

i let him fuck me, it was a shitty experience, literally, would not repeat again, we cut off the connection soon after

i also don't like to bottom so much cause the guys i find around aren't really my type, i dont want to be submissive and let myself get fucked, but i feel the urge to get a dick in my ass once in a month or so.

i'm not going to let myself get fucked in the ass by some small-dick dudes only because they think they can do that to other people.
i'm submissive to males, not pussy boys.


i will recheck this thread again in a few minutes, i have a pretty hard exam this Saturday and i can't just ignore it

my life is pretty interesting i guess

>>728239680
no

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>>728228266

so gay

> be 9 (boy)
> cousin is the same age. (Girl)
>we played a lot together
> I started masturbating about a year before then if I recall correctly.
>I did it in a weird way where I'd just squeeze my flaccid dick back and forth into its foreskin. (I was not circumcised.) I didn't know what I was doing either. I just knew that it felt good.
>One day I wanted to show her and asked her to lay down.
>I reached into her pants after asking her if I could, she said yes.
>I was surprised that she didn't have what I had.
>I thought to myself, "why's it flat down there? That's weird." Then continued to squeeze the front area where the thing that felt good on me should have been. I was puzzled the entire time, but pretending I knew what I was doing.
>I gave up after a minute or two. Cause the whole situation made me feel weird.

>About a year later, she asked me to do it again. Except this time she was acting really forward about it.
>I thought it was weird the way she was acting, and it was.
>I tried again. I thought to myself, "it's still not there. What am I supposed to do?" and gave up about a minute or two just squeezing the front part of her lower abdomen.
>We just ended up playing War with cards or Crazy 8s I think.

>>728213574
Alright I'll share

>be 5 years old
>mom and dad at some party
>got a family friend's daughter to babysit me for the night
>don't know how old, probably 13 - 16
>me and the baby sitter take turns playing a godzilla game i had
>talking to baby sitter and said some shit about my parents not letter me walk around in my underwear or something
>memory a bit blurry
>I thought it would be funny to just get naked in another room then come out
>spend rest of the day laughing while we chased eachother around
>she tickled me and wrestled with me on the couch while i was still naked
>i put my clothes back on and parents got home
>didnt realize until I was like 14 that I was probably with a pedo

????????? ?????? ?. ?????

>>728241496
i was molested and last for nearly 2 hours NO_SHIT!

do you or any of you past lover last as long

do you younger experiences make shit today weak compared to then

I wondering WTF
my lover enjoys it so im hardly complaining but, it sucks that quickies do nothing for me
having hours to lay pipe is something hard to accommodate

>be 15
>have to shower in gym
>refuse
>get in screaming match with male gym coach over my refusal, he threatens to fail me
>female gym coach talks to me the next day
>after 30 mins she finally gets me to admit why
>i have a small dick
>she was very understanding and said she'd talk to male gym coach for me but wouldn't give my real reason
>to this day, don't know what she said, but i got to do whatever i wanted during gym and got an A each of the next few years

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>>728240163
Second experience:
The tables turned on me a little.
>Be me in early middle school
>Friends with a really dumb girl. She's older than the rest of the kids in our grade because she's been held back 2 or 3 times.
>Don't remember why (I have a notoriously bad memory) but we were supposed to change clothes.
>"Hey. Since we're both girls we can get naked in front of each other."
>Makes sense.
>We start undressing. It's a little hazy at this point.
>After the incident with my neighbor I started realizing that it wasn't normal to masturbate your friends. So I'm apprehensive when she starts walking towards me.
>Whatever. It's happened before.
>She fingers me and makes me finger her.

It never really felt good doing any of this stuff. But I guess it was kind of normal at this point.
I still feel guilty about what happened with my neighbor in the hot tub. I understood what we were doing more than she did at that point. We both moved and I don't know her last name. Even if i did and I could find her I don't think I could apologize. ButWhatever.jpeg

>>728216123
Fuck son.

>>728226257
>im not an ambi pooper.

>>728242249
>to this day, don't know what she said, but i got to do whatever i wanted during gym and got an A each of the next few years
she said you have a small dick and your coach felt bad for you

????????? ?????? ?. ?????

>>728241949
>YOU chose to get naked and she decided to not give a fuck.
>no "sexual" contact or conversation
>call her a pedo

>youre an idiot

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>>728240218
>trg
go on

>>728241949
>Stupid little kid gets naked
>She decides to play with him
>No sexual contact whatsoever
>You call her a pedo

>>????????? ?????? ?. ?????

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My grandpa molested me at 4. Does that count? Id green text it but its pretty traumitizing

>>728243514
Well it is an early sexual experience, so yeah it counts. But don't green text it unless you feel like sharing will give you some catharsis.

????????? ?????? ?. ?????

>>728221014
End your life newfag millenial inferior woman SJW cuck. Men are superior to women

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>>728214656
Thought about mercenary position? It might suit you.

>>728243809
THIS
If we weren't superior then it wouldn't be us who fucks women, it would be the other way around.

>>728213574
>be me
>6 yo
>got sister 12 yo
>have another 6 yo girl in the building
>we were in the same class
>one night, both of parents were going out
>sister took me and neighbor girl to the building shelter
>telling us to remove clothes
>crash coursing us about sex
>we have no idea what she's talking about
>mfw i got blown when i was 6 yo
>mfw when i ate a 6 yo pussy when i was 6 yo

I was 6 and 7. The girl down the street would babysit me. She was maybe 14 . I thought she was beautiful. One my parents left she used to make me take my pants off and she would rub my balls and watch me get hard. After I was hard for a while she would stop and watch as my little boner got soft and tiny. Sometimes she'd make me drop my pants around my ankles and make me jump up and down and hop around the room and she would laugh and how my cock would bounce up and down. Then she'd make me hard and do it all over again. I used to look so forward to her watching me

>>728215022
kek

alright, since everyone is sharing, I guess I will too
>be me at about age 7 or 8
>watching cartoons in the living room
>I remember the cartoon playing at the time was "Hey Arnold"
>Hear a ring at the door
>it'sthemailman.jpg
>Know that my mom told me not to open the door to strangers
>but it's the mailman, and i'm a big boy, i'll just take the mail from him and leave it on the counter for my parents to get later
>open the door
>"Hey there little guy, are your parents home?"
>"Yes sir they are, but I think they are sleeping right now, they asked me not to bother them for a little while"
>"Well, do you think you could be a big boy and ask them nicely to come and get the mail from the mailman?"
>"ok"
>"just wait sec mister, let me go get my mom or dad"
>Go the my parents room and open the door
>walked in on my mom and dad having sex
>they give me a look of "oh shit" and stop fucking
>Mom,dad, the mailman is at the door and he needs you come get the mail
>"ok anon, just give us a sec and I'll come get it"
>Two minutes later mom comes out in a night robe
>They exchange a glance that I can only think now means that fucking got interrupted for this
>"Just sign here Ma'am"
>Mom gets the mail and sits the mail on the counter
>"Anon, next time, please knock on the door next time ok?"
>"Ok mom"
>Go back to watching Hey Arnold
>I assume they went back to fucking
so now every time I think back to "Hey Arnold" I think back to my little brother being conceived

>>728245411
That's a pretty funny story.

>>728245411
I was honestly expecting the mailman to rape you.

>>728246543
not gonna lie, that's what i thought was gonna happen too

>be 10
>masturbate every morning to get rid of morning wood
>have not yet had any kind of sex ed from parents, unsure how i figured out masturbation
>visiting grandparents for three weeks in the summer
>spend one night at my aunt's house
>sleep in bed with her
>wake up in morning and start masturbating like usual
>she grabs my wrist to stop me and pulls my sleep pants back up over my dick
>"go do that in the bathroom. that's something you should only do in private"
>go to bathroom, sit on closed toilet seat, finish masturbating
>when i walk out, aunt is awake, asking me what i want for breakfast

here is mine

>not sure when exactly sometime between KG an 2nd grade
>grandma would watch babysit me and girl from down the street same age
>not a very pretty girl had that white trash look and was always dirty
>play bf and gf one day
>french kiss
>gag and almost puke
>thought it tasted gross and felt weird
>she pulls tampon out of pocket she stole from sister
>says sister does something with it and her pee pee
>dont know what its for
>push out cottony part from tube
>whatthefuckisthisthing.obj
>maybe we should pee on it
>take turns watching eachother pee on it
>swells up soaked full of piss and we poke it

thats it...incidentally and maybe unrelated but i have massive pee and scat fetishes now

>>728246653
That was a mature reaction on her part.

>>728223912
You never masturbated? Why?

>>728247268
because religion.

btw I know how to do it but having never done it, I fear it would hurt

be me
12 years old
discovered masturbations about a month ago
with cousins in a tent
cousin is 14 year old girl
she's watching youtube
whip out my phone and search boobs
start masturbating cousin asks what I'm doing
i say idk feeling good
my auntie checks on us
i continue masturbating
throbbing cock out and spunk flies in my cousins face
gets kicked out of tent and has to sleep inside
be very sad
10 years later i remember and apologise to cousin
she felt like she was raped
SJW's smh

>>728247767
way to greentext

>>728247767
>be me
>12 years old

MODS

>14 year old me is hanging out with my first gf
>mother invited her friend and her daughter to stay the night
>mother friend's daughter is 16 or 17, fat with fake blonde hair
>try unsuccessfully to flirt
>my gf goes home
>go to bed
>fat girl texts me and tells me she is horny
>go downstairs
>try fingering her and at first she isn't into it
>tells me she will only let me eat her out
>eat out this fat bitch for what felt like hours
>she orgasms
>"what about me?"
>gives me shitty handjob and sucked her tits
>go to bed feeling like a bitch

Fml my first time sucked

>>728238
Grandmas are really annoying desu. Every old person is like "why do my grandparents never call". It's for this reason or that reason but in reality they are just really dumb people.

>be 17, a few days before 18th b day
>best mate has a good who wants the D but he's a pussy and won't funky her
>see his gf at her work and chat
>say I'm having a party for 18th
>she says she'll fuck me for my present
>lol sure no worries
>she is a total butterface/10
>make me pinky promise
>shitareyouforreally.jpeg
>fast forward to b day
>mate is a no show but his gf turns up with some friends
>house is jumping, 30/35 people all having a laugh
>friend think it would be funny to throw me in the pool
>soakedtothefuckingbone.com
>get a shower and getting dried
>mate gf slips in and says she wants to give me my present.
.....want more?

>>728248921
>>she says she'll fuck me for my present

fake and gay

not even the lowest-rated porn manga is so retarded

>>728217922
Did everyone in the restaurant clap?

>>728248921
>be 17, a few days before 18th b day
>best mate has a gf who wants the D but he's a pussy and won't fuck

Fucking auto-correct

Mine happend at 12 with a girl two years younger than me that lived in my trailer park. She had had a crush on me for as long as I could remember. I liked her 15 year old sister. One day after I get home from school she's outside my trailer waiting. This was normal she was one of my only friends cuz I was awkward and shy, but I was at that age where being 12 meant I was to cool to hangout with her so I was kinda avoiding her. When I get there she asks if I want to go play. I tell her I got homework and was kinda busy. But when she looked at me sad and asked please I knew I was going. She takes me to the empty lot behind the trailers that's overgrown. When we stopped she was beaming at me with a smile.she told me she told her sister she liked liked me and asked her what to do. Her sister told her when you really like a boy your supposed to play with his thingy. Soo do you like me to? Can I play with your...thing. My brain froze and I just nodded yes. She dashed over to me and pulled my dick out of my shorts. I was already semi hard cuz of her talking but soon as she touched me I was full erect. She stopped in the middle of it and said oh wait. She stood up and slid her jean shorts off so she was in pink panties, she also pulled her tank top off so I could see her little nips. She asked me if I like her body. Again I just nodded and she went back to stroking me. I knew I was gonna cum but I still couldn't talk so I just grunted. Before I actually started to cum she asks if she can be my girlfriend. I shake my heads yes and begin my sweet release. My hips thrusted the air and I squeezed her little butt as hard as I could. She leaned up pecked me on the lips and giggled. Asked if she made me feel good. I can speak now and tell her yes. She looked me right in the eyes with a serious face and said you know since we are boyfriend and girlfriend now we can other stuff that's just for boyfriends and girlfriends. I asked what she meant and she went on about how her sister

>>728214838
It only works for the masketta man.

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>>728248921
>..want more?
include pics

>>728215690
faggot

>>728249060
Imagine a 16 year old girl where all your friends are Fucking like rabbits but your not?
My mate really wanted to save himself (not even joking) cause he was raised a strick Catholic but the gf is not getting any.

This is not fake

>>728249176
>Her sister told her when you really like a boy your supposed to play with his thingy.

clearly we're talking about gypsies and niggers, that is, chimpanzees.

>>728249479
>Imagine a 16 year old girl where all your friends are Fucking like rabbits but your not?

you're talking about a fat 16yo nigger in a classroom of 16yo nigger skanks.

>he was raised a strick Catholic

didn't know that strict Catholics are taught to be cucked

>>728249481
>trailer park
clearly gypsies

>>728226150
what kind of question is that!?
of course

>>728249242
Shit mate, I'm 35 now and then I had a Nokia brick with texting as the main feature so no pics of her back then.

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>>728215690
What the actual fuck does this have to do with the topic? Take you and your boyvagina off my /b/.

>>728249745
>>728249745
what does she look like these days

>>728249719
Not fat, but had a big forehead when she tired her hair back lol.
As mentioned, total butterface

>>728249747
It's pasta, I've seen it in about 4 different threads today.

>>728249848
Must have married cause can't find her on fb etc
Used to use bebo back in the day.

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>>728215985
God damn it! I laughed harder than I should have

>>728236340
I have a similar story.
When I was about 8 our family had some friends. The daughter were the same age as me and my bro who was 3 years younger. Basically we use to play doctors and nurses every morning which involved stripping the girls naked, exploring their bodies with our play doctors set and sticking things in their pussy and butt, but never that far. That carried on for 2/3 years before it just stopped. One remembers it, the other doesn't. Good memories

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>>728246653

Femanon here. Met that boy at boarding school, aged 11. He was obsessed with sex and convinced me to go the boys restroom at night so we could do some sort of show me yours Ill show mine game. I let him finger my pussy and I touched his dick. Got really wet.

>>728249176
Told her about oral sex and that it was ok to do to boys you like just like jerking them but that sex was only for boyfriends. I asked if she knew what sex was and she told me more about it than I even knew at the time(mostly female anatomy stuff but still). I asked if she wanted to gave sex with me and she smiled and said yes. I wasn't ready yet, the handjob I just got was my first anything so I told her we'd have to do it tomorrow cuz I really did have homework. I made an excuse for two more days before I got the courage for sex. We weren't prepared at all we went back to the same spot we now always went to. We didn't bring a blanket or condoms or anything. She took her clothes off and layed down in the grass. I took me be off and laid on top of her. We kissed naked for awhile rolling in the grass and dirt then I mounted her missionary.( I had only seen a few porn mags and this is how they mostly did it). I had to wiggle my dick with my hand for a minute trying to find where to push it in but I soon found it. Her sister had coached her and then her me about going slow so I went slow. I could tell by her face that it hurt but again her sister told her about it hurting the first time. She doesn't have to suffer long I think I got in maybe four pumps after I got it all the way in before I blew my cum into her. I can't even describe the feeling. Hot metal with electric fireworks of pleasure. I pulled out and layed on top of her out of breath. She asked me if I was ok and I said yes. We got dressed and started home holding hand but had to stop before we got there. She took off her shorts and I can see her panties are soaked in my cum that's still draining from her. She took them off and wiped herself some more with them then tossed them in the field and pulled her shorts up. I actually dated her for the next six years. Her parents liked me and her sister always made jokes about me and her little sister getting married.

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>>728250843
>>728249176
tl;dr
greentext or fuck off, this shits too long faggot.

>>728241096
I can piss just fine when I'm hard.

>>728250962
Your generation has attention problems.

>>728250962
tldr:
>kid has crush on a younger girl's sister, but younger girl has crush on him
>kid comes home from school and meets with young gal
>young gal says sister told her if you like a guy, touch the peen
>young gal touchs peen with her mouth
>young gal tells kid about seks
>kid says we'll bang okay?
>3 deys l8r
>kid and gal meet up in same spot as b4
>pants off dance off
>kid is 4 pump chump
>gal says untill next time

>>728251173
I'm 31, my generation is tired of cunts who babble, get to the point.

>>728251422>>728250962
also kid and gal date for 6 years afterwards

>>728214656
Mercenary position... a war hardened team carry out a devastating attack on your anus?

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50 year old neighbor teaching me how to jerk off at a young age

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>>728249884
Oddly enough, I feel better. Pastafags are here for the summer, I'm afraid.

>>728251445
I'm 50. like I said your generation.

>>728251821
I grew up around people your age with no young friends, everyone i knew was always 15-25 years older than me.

So like i said.
Sick of babbling cunts who cant get to the point.

>be a virgin fag who jerks off 3 times a day at least
>turn 18
>go on Craigslist
>answer ad on two guys asking for a young teen with a cock to play with
> go to their house
>be edged, jerked off, played in the prostate for the first time for almost 8 hours straight for my birthday

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>>728214656
>mercenary position

Nigga pls

>>728251964
That doesn't make you from my generation. That makes you that kid that hung around that no one liked but were too polite to tell him to leave. The kid with the cheesy smile who thought he was a grown up to. Your not from my generation boy you weren't around for the seventies you came in the ass end of 80s we are different. accept it

>>728219807
The exact opposite happened to me.
>Be 16
>gf playing with and sucking dick
>suddenly wants to take a picture of it
>surewhynot.png
>immediately shows her sister
>next day shows her mom
>mom says, "omg Anon do you have to work it in slowly? I bet he does..."
>FULLY ERECT
>gf is turned on as fuck talking about my dick with her mom
>her sister is super flirty with me and sits in my lap when she can
>could of fucked them all but I was pretty reserved back then
I was a horny mother fucker back then. I came instantly once when her mom walked in while her daughter was riding me cowgirl. She stood there and just watched her ride me for a bit, then closed the door. I was cumming the second I realized she was in the door way.

>>728251821
i'm 147. fucking children shitting all over my /b/

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>be 11 or 12, i was in 6th grade doesn't really matter
>aunt and cousins were living with my family at the time
>the grown ups are gone, just me my brother and the 2 cousins at home
>female cousin, she's 16, says "come look what i found anon"
>takes me to my dad's library (literally thousands of books, the room is nothing but bookshelves)
>pulls out a book she found
>pic related
>"this looks really fun anon, maybe we could try some of these?"
>look through book, it's full of role-playing scenarios and sex positions
>dont really have privacy so cant really do much but now we're horny
>end up fingering my cousin and sucking on her tits while she jerks me off
>was still too young to properly ejaculate but I definitely had an orgasm, i'll never forget the intensity of that sensation.

>be me, 5 or 6
>in kindergarten
>curious about genitals, extremely curious
>dad's friend has a daughter, same age
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>they're at my house for a pool party
>we're upstairs, playing
>ask her if she'll try something
>lead her into parent's closet
>ask her to show me her peepee
>she complies without thinking
>i think it's a little weird that she doesn't have a peepee, no matter though
>she asks to see mine
>comply immediately
>that was about it
>be me, about a month later
>we have continued sexual acts for a while now
>this time i get to lick her peepee
>she laughs
>wtf.exe
>want to figure out why
>asks her to lick my peepee
>she says no
>feelsbadman
there is more to this might post again later. infact maybe right after this.

>>728252744
dubs must continue

>be around 8 years old
>friends with a girl from neighbour village
>compare body parts
>me asking her to kiss my peepee
>"only if u kiss my vagene too, anon"
>kissinggenitals.png
>end up meeting a lot more and have dry sex with clothes on
>moaning inclusive
>lost contact after changing school

>>728251964
boy did you see that piece of art i TLDR for you? that was at least worth 1 kek

>>728252550
>I was a horny mother fucker back then. I came instantly once when her mom walked in while her daughter was riding me cowgirl.
i can only cum when thinking about getting caught
i fuck in public all the time
i fuck girls in relationships
whatever i fuck its always risky because for me in order to cum i need to fear getting caught
HALP!!!!!!!!!!!

2 hours of fucking is awesome but cumming is also a great release too

>>728252555
Damn your old what's secret? Vitriol?

>>728252550
>>gf is turned on as fuck talking about my dick with her mom

c'mon... not even in the stupidest porn vids

>tldr: faggots going on full retard mode in a thread like this

(same guy from last post)
>gettin pretty jiggy w/ it now
>i got to see that girl's peepee a lot
>one time i tell her about something special about my peepee
>note we were both naked at the time
>"my peepee grows"
>she seems skeptical
>show her my peepee now
>"now wait"
>i was aware at the time that my peepee could grow, wasn't sure why
>magictime.png
>pull out peepee, fully grown
>she seems amazed
>dont remember what happened after that, i hope i got head though