Green-text ylyl thread. (Or we can throw in feels, i dunno)

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>>728210538
Hi OP

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Some feels but also some lulz

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>>728210538
You guys gotta stop putting ylyl on greentext thread titles. Banana fags will find us in the catalog

>>728210662
hey bby.

That holocaust story reminded me of a nice story.

>Be me. 15
> Go out on a history trip with my school.
>Our history class is notorious for our terrible behaviour but our teacher thinks that we deserve from our coursework.
>Get put in a group with one of my friends. He might be autistic, I dunno. Let's call him 1 in 100 just in case.
>1 in 100 and me are put with this equally autistic and socially anxious fagtard of a teacher.
>Arrive at the museam after an hour or so of several students from my class shouting fagtard's name from different parts of the street. (The whole year's history students are there, so it's hard to pin-point who's doing it)
>By this time fagtard is already pissed, but the sight of WW2 paraphernalia seems to cheer him up.
> Arrive at an exhibit about women on the homefront.
>1 in 100 looks at me and starts to laugh quietly.
>im confused, but then I see him walk towards fagtard.
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>There's a painting of a daycare from WWII with babies in a large cot.
>'So is this a picture of the nazi baby-burning factories...'
>'I don't think so-' starts fagtard
'...from the holohoax' ends 1 in 100
>wtf.gif
>'From the what?'
>Fagtard is visibly taken aback by the comment.
>'Holocaust. Like in Aushwitz and stuff' 1 in 100 says.
>We move on to the another room which has a life-sized model missile or some shit.
>'So anon, did you know that the gas chambers had locks on the inside.'
>Fagtard walks over to us. He's heard 1 in 100.
>'So you're telling me the victims could've escaped?' I ask 1 in 100
>'I'm syaing there were no victims. Those structures were built after the war.'
>1 in 100 opens his mouth to speak. I turn to him.
>'Well, the winners of war write the history books, don't they?'
>Fagtard is about to lose his shit. Then we hear someone shout fagtard from a nearby room.
>The group that had been trailing us belonging to another teach shout 'holohoax'.
>1 in 100 must have slowed down and told them about the joke.

>>728210693
this is great. I mean the end is sad, in a way but even so.

>soaked faggot

>>728211547
cont.

>Fagtard explodes.
>'Enough about the..the..bloody holohoax talk!'
>My sides start to try and meet inside my torso.
>I try and contain my laughter as an Orthodox Jewish couple so visible disgust as they walk past fagtard into the other room.
>The teacher from the trailing group enters the room.
>'My grandfather was a hero. Stop mentioning this "holohoax"'
>Fagtard is so angry that he can't construct proper sentences anymore.
>His bottom lips tremble from the sheer power of his chromosomes forcing their way up his body.
>The 2nd teacher has a mix of confusiona nd disgust on ehr face as she attempts to pull fagtard away.
>I notice 1 in 100 isn't near me.
>I see him talking to the Jewish couple.
>He has his notepad out and seems to be asking them questions.
>The Jewish woman seems disgusted. The husband seems to be getting angry.
>The kikes walk away and 1 in 100 turns to me with a wide grin.
>He never told me what he had asked the Jewish couple.

>Fagtard doesn't come into school for the rest of the term.
>Me and 1 in 100 get called into a Senior Leadership Team Member's office.
>mfw we're given an apology for having to witness fagtard raging.
>mfw we say that he had started shouting out of nowhere and had no idea what was going on.
>Looked up a holohoax video after that incident.
>I don't know what's true and what's not anymore.

>>728210693
The fuck is wrong with you anon? Fucking lullz my ass... that was straight feels you jerk

I kept expecting it to derail into everybody walk the dinosaur and was gonna be Fucking pissed but that was just a good story

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEbEYnsEMbE

>>728212151
no way, that "soaked faggot" line is so good. Frank would want to be remembered for that one, not dying of cancer.

>>728210538
>high end restaurant
>apple juice in cans
this has always bothered me

>>728212701
nah. coconut water in bottles instead of cans fucks me about

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>>728210611

>>728210693

Holy shit my feels anon ;_;

XDXD

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>>728212900
>>728212455
>>728212311
>>728210655
>>728210611
Checked

>>728213074
>feces so money
gets me everytime

>>728210538
>Green-text ylyl thread
Guess I lose

>>728213423
touche.

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>>728212883
NEWFAG DETECTED REREREREREEEEEEEE

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OP here. Well I posted a few green-texts. Enjoyed reading some screencaps i haven't seen before. Hope there's a large enough accumulation of green-text for some bored soul out there. Peace out

>>728210611
Oh boi I was there thia is like some weeks ild only

>>728213730
letdown

>>728213730
XD

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>>728214058
I'm the one who posted it.

>>728212021
That's actually pretty amazing.

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>>728210538
I guess this wasnt arson, just assault

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epic, most epic!

>>728213759
Mission Accomplished

>>728213730
I have no idea why, seeing as nothing fucking happened, but I'm sitting here, 20 minutes after I read this, and I feel afraid. More afraid than after reading, watching, or playing anything else I can think of off the top of my head. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>728218995
Same man felt strange after reading the first part.
Wtf is that shit about the bear laughing?

>>728219117
Glad I'm not the only one, I can feel a little less crazy now. It's fucking bizarre though, I've been lurking on and off for 4 or 5 years now, and nothing I can think of has had much of an effect on me, but this of all things actually fucking scared me, not just while reading but 20+ minutes later.

>>728219668
I don't really know why but when I first started it it just felt off, like sorta spooked, but after that I agree bro it's creepy as fuck

>>728219847
>>728219668
>>728219117
>>728218995
Anyone know if there is any more?

>>728210611
I was in that thread. it was pretty great.

>>728212021
oh god i cried laughing at this, fucking lost