Ama femanon edition
Inb4 tits
>\d\
nice try
Tits or gtfo
Then
Ask
Tits
Titty
>>728199998
Off by one. Fml
>>728199865
> femanon
We're not that gullible
>>728199950
Pretending to be retarded doesn't count as bait.
You know the drill before we go any further
>>728199865
Tits and STAMP now or Ann Hiro
>>728199865
Inb4 penis
Your pants are already down, so enough talking. It's a busy day, you know?
>>728199865
Post feet
>>728199865
would you be as kind as showing us your bare feet please?
>>728199865
>>728200039
Getting a reply counts as a victory.
abandon thread
>>728199865
Panties in mouth with tits out
Now you nigger fuck!
>>728199865
Can you pls post your butt cheeks in white lace panties?
Thnks
>>728199865
A human female on /b/?
What are your religious beleifs?
>>728199865
pic with your face and this thread
Tits. Now.
>>728199865
My dick so fucking veiny and hard show me your pussy little girl you look pretty ugly btw why are you posting here
>>728200196
No way.
>>728200157
Well, can't say I'm happy that this is literally how much of a candy-ass you're being right now, but how accurate it is makes up for that.
I almost thought you were a girl before clicking on the thumbnail
Congratulations, gay wad.
Now stop acting like a faggot, and get of here with your cancer, you degenerate scum
>>728200121
>>728200122
I have pretty sucky feet
>>728200309
Wish to have a girl sit on my face just once...
>>728200309
Those are sure as hell some man feet
>>728200241
Can we see your boipucci or dick?
>>728200309
I need sucky sucky
>>728199865
bitch tits or gtfo.
>>728199865
Is this you?
Tits you dumb bitch. Stop playing around.
>>728200496
Sure is fuck thats old
>>728200309
i really like your feet. have you ever had them kissed by a guy?
>>728200309
I need to have sex with you
Cleavage? Booty? Gotta give us something
>>728200521
welchome back heidi. we surely missed you here
>>728199865
Show nipples pls.
>>728200309
>>728200496
Abort abort abort
>>728200496
Same cupboard and all
r u a boy or a gril?
Sexy
Heidi I need to have sex with you
>>728200309
Those are niceee
Boy, girl, or trap, you cute.
Lul No.
>>728200621
You look like a decent human. You have no business here.
>>728200584
Thanks anon it's been a while
Tits. Stop wasting people's time you sow.
>>728199865
how is your studies as a paramedic coming along. i hope you du great
>>728200621
how old r u?
Want tits! You're awesome
>>728199865
>>728200309
>>728200435
>>728200621
None contain tits.
Why have you not left?
>>728199865
What is there to even ask? Women are so boring. I bet your "hobby" is makeup or music or some dumb shit
>>728200777
Asking the real questions
Also Check'd
>>728199865
show jew
>>728200833
her feet are fine enough for me.
>>728199865
please leave
>>728200833
>>728200611
Dubbs Demand Action.
>>728200772
Bad news i'm a shitty failure and dropped out, once i saw someone die i couldn't keep going. Fml.
>>728200772
Lel only decent person here.
Kys already or fuck off
OP definitely looks like a trap. But I talked to a girl on omegle that looked a lot like OP, I was sure it was a trap, but he seemed like a pretty cool guy aside from being a faggot so I chatted with ''him''.
''he'' started hitting on me, saying I had nice muscles and saying ''he'' was horny
I was like ''sorry dude, I'm not gay''
Then she turns on the audio and has a female voice
and I end up adding her on Facebook and looking at old pictures, and apparently it actually was a girl
>>728200904
that's sad to hear. not all jobs are for everyone. i'm sure you'll find something you like and are good at.
>>728200846
Nah mate I mountian bike and do kung fu :) makeups still fun though
>>728200770
I need to be inside you, streaming my fuck juice in fluctuating pulses & throbs
Show me that meat hole sweetheart!
>>728200904
Did you get into a gang fight? You can always find a sugar daddy
>>728200904
Hey, at least you went to paramedic school. Cheer up. You tried at all. That means you're not as much of a worthless loser as I am.
>>728200904
It's okay. Once you get through that first kill things get easier. You'll find your true calling one day.
>>728199865
>inb4 tits
Yes, that is how you get around it. The power of the inb4 prevents basic rules
Quit baiting, faggot
>>728200992
Yeah, like being a whore on the internet. Get naked already, wtf?
>>728199865
show us your tonsils
What country are you in?
>>728200999
Nice trips
Now let's fuck
>>728201017
Haha yeah totally (jokes i just fucked up my hand doing a palm strike)
>>728201027
Hey anon you aren't worthless to me
>>728201030
I wouldn't call it a kil hahaha
Heres some moar feet for no reason
Nice bait! Dont make it in Photoshop next time
>>728201128
Anon pls.
You know you'd jizz at the speed of light.
>AMA
>No tits
>people being nice without others making fun of it
4chan has been good and dead for at least 4 years, but you don't have to piss on its grave.
>>728201168
Pfft, a.. sacrifice then :P
I'm assuming you're in Murica? and that you like feet.
>>728201168
Thank you, I like feet for no reason! How long you do Kung foo?
>>728201168
As much as I enjoy feet I came for tits.
Dubs and you must.
oh no daddy isssues
Tfw no dubs
>>728201256
No need for dubs. Rules are rules for fuck's sake.
>>728201168
I'm good with feet. Post more please. they look lovely.
>>728201074
also this
>>728199865
Show tits or fuck off
>>728201168
Nah, I'm pretty worthless. I don't contribute anything remotely near the amount I receive. I'm basically just waiting until I hate my life to go through the massive amount of effort (compared to an average day) to buy a shotgun and become a lovely Jackson Pollock all over my wall.
>>728200309
Tits damnit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728201225
Yep. It is 'tits or gtfo' not 'tits or bait
>>728201233
Australia m8
>>728201292
Obviously why else would i wear chokers and call my men daddy
>>728201351
I like Pollock and all but wouldn't it be easier to be arm candy?
>>728201351
Good. You do that.
is it summer already?
are you guys really beta orbiting a fucking trap looking whore that isn't even proving it's female
I yearn for the days when threads like this were posted and the women's self esteem was so damaged by /b/ that she submitted to our every request
This is probably a trap, though. Which means you guys are not only cucks, but faggot cucks
>>728201222
Trips confirms jizzed dispersing just under super sonic speed
Nevertheless I need to be in side you
Maybe a situation pic related
>>728200621
Tits gtfo
>>728201402
Wtttffff what state? In Aus too yo. Also +10 points for chokers and daddy issues.
>>728199865
Whats your favourite kind of music?
>>728201402
Show your tits, or I'll make you drink a Fosters.
>>728200999
SHOW YOUR GOD DAMN TITS
I want to see that onsie. Like old times.
>>728201402
Because you have an incest fetish and are the most disgusting form of white trash
>>728201402
Tits you useless fucking whore.
>>728201422
Summer comes earlier every year, friend.
/b/ is pathetic now.
>>728201413
Don't trust myself to not fuck up any of the easy methods, to be honest. Squeamish, worried about ending up in a coma, and I've just slept a couple of days when I tried pills. Birdshot from inside the mouth seems about the only way to guarantee I can't be resuscitated, even if I have a change of heart.
>>728201413
Fuck you bitch ass faggot die
>>728201402
please show us more of your wonderful soles
>>728201424
You are a stupid cuck boy who will die very very alone.
>>728201074
>>728201321
My tonsils are infected idk why the hell you would want this but here. Sorry to everyone else being grossed out.
>>728201351
If I was gonna do it I'd take the helium method, meant to be just like going to sleep before you die
>>728201551
Bitch ass cuck
>>728201527
>>728201477
>>728201474
>>728201460
>>728201439
There are no tits, it is just some faggot baiting you. Just stop replying and let this thread die
>>728199865
Your fav movies, femanon?
U got pantyhose to wear?
>>728201580
not a femanon, faggot.
>>728201551
Fuck you stupid cunt stop STABBING 4chan
>>728201573
You act like that's an issue
>>728200999
My ideal woman!
>>728201563
Your tonsils will swell up and explode if you don't show tits.
>>728201563
If you're a Melburnian you should do it ASAP
>>728201573
There will be tits faggot
>>728201580
You ask for tits or DIE
>>728201563
I heard someone say they put shit in it to make sure you can't. Plus, I live with family. It's be near fucking impossible to inconspicuously order all that shit. As is, taking a bus out to a shooting range or gun store seems like my only option.
Might have to settle for a pistol, if I get desperate enough.
>replying to this cancer
Why has tits not been posted yet?
The violation of the rules 30 and 31 in this thread, accepted by anons, is aggravating.
And no, i dont give a single fuck if you think know "her" from whenever. Rules are rules you fucking idiots.
>>728201563
You should be ashamed of yourself. The losers in here actually think that you care because of the level of candy ads, but everyone with a rational mind knows that you're a slut who'd rather show off for strangers than get the help you need
Show us your tits or fuck off to a grocers for a bottle of Tide for consumption.
>>728201563
Why don't i see tits in this image?
>>728201623
It is.
>>728201673
This is why /b/ is shit. People falling for this shitty bait, and keeping these threads alive
>inb4 you're bumping it
>>728201535
Is that actual depression or teenage angst. Can't tell the diff these days. Mental illness is a sign of high intelligence. Everything comes with a price. Perhaps more psychedelics are needed to subdue it into useful talent. It works, I'm living proof but perhaps your goals are too over the top. Being realistic these days is underrated.
>>728199865
>ITT
>>728199865
if singles write julz on your paper and show it
>>728201563
cpap mask + helium tank, amazon for like $50, you wont do it- you wont even show tits lmfao
>>728201734
>tfw heaven stopped posting on /b/
>>728199865
OP cant inb4
also
Tits or gtfo
>>728201563
Your throat is fucking sexy!
I need to fuck it asap
Just imagine me releasing steadily with nice even bursts down that throat
We need this!
>>728201744
yes mental illness means your a genius. bruce jenner is actually a rocket scientist
>>728201563
>>728201402
>>728201168
>>728200999
>>728200904
>>728200770
>>728200621
>>728200435
>>728200309
>>728199865
Heidi Chan you're magnificent. thanks for contributing all of this. You and your feet are stunning. Please show more
>>728201744
Are you that same guy who insisted shrooms are the cure to depression?
>>728199865
ITT OP can't inb4.
also, ITT: OP shows how to be a attention whore that doesn't even know how to whore properly.
SAAAA-GEH!!!!1111oneoneone
>>728200159
/thread
>>728201734
Yer you post with no Sage
>hello newfag
>>728201826
You are so fucking depressing. It's Thursday. Go fuck a lonely mom at a bar, or something.
>>728201867
>thinking sage is still a thing
>>728199865
You have pretty lips. Will you wrap them around my penis, please? I surely would be grateful. I even return the favor. :)
>>728201841
Not that kind of mental illness. The real kind. Non faggotry addition
>>728201563
how old are you ?
>>728201468
Almost every kind. The Neighborhood, Mystery Skulls and Coyote kisses would be a few honourable mentions
>>728201491
Geez i dont have it anymore man :( cant believe you remember. Have any pics?
>>728201580
Don't watch much tbh but i suppose I habe a soft spot for 80's movies, looking forward to a dogs purpose though
>>728201705
Yeah I guess we dont have guns here so thats never been an option
Moar feet? Anyone have non nude requests?
>>728201844
Holy fuck! I think I just found the gayest post ever seen. Do you remember your birth? Because that's the only way you'll ever know the feel of being inside of a woman.
She looks like norma bates
>>728201919
show us your butt from behind. doggy style.
>>728201858
Psychedelics help curb it. Not cure it and no I'm not that guy
Well I'm out, content isn't making thread interesting
>>728201027
>tips fedora
>>728201919
The Neighbourhood aint too bad, had to play it Music class once.
>>728200949
Lol you stlll have no proof of that. Grats on being gay cuckboi.
>>728201891
>Bumps the thread telling everyone to not bump the thread
School let out early or something?
>>728201826
>Remy Lacroix
Where does one aquire that pic of her?
>>728201919
Draw a hippo c:
Enough of this bs tits or gtfo
>>728201919
where is aus are you?
>>728201919
is underwear none nude?
>>728201919
>non nude requests
>this thread still exists
PLEASE AUSTRALIAN WAIFU CHAN! LET ME PRETEND TO GIVE YOU AFFECTION SO YOU'LL KEEP BEGGING FOR FREE ATTENTION!!
Tits pls
>>728201919
More feets requested
Time to bring on some cringiness.
>>728200999
Cool. Story. BRO
>>728202066
What the fuck are you doing. A fucking emoji? Are you 12?
>>728202119
this is now rekt thread?
>>728201919
thos onsie?
What do you do for fun Heidi?
Also please more POV shots like this one
>>728201168
>>728202162
Someone's parents didn't love them :(((((
>>728201919
Yeah. Not having guns would kinda put a damper on the whole "being able to shoot yourself" thing. Finger guns just don't have a hard enough kick to do any real damage. Just a disappointing lack of gunshot wound and a mumbled "bang". Hard to enunciate with two fingers on the roof of your mouth.
>>728201868
No
I'm focused on you
You are my new goal
Accomplished is how I'll feel when my balls are drained as a result of unprotected sex
You will become a reservoir of sorts
I find the lack of tits disturbing
THIS IS NOW A BLOODS THREAD.
ALL PHOTOS MUST BONTAIN RED AND THE USE OF THE THIRD LETTER IN THE ALPHABET IS STRIBTLY PROHIBITED
TELL US WHY BALIFORNIA IS FOR BUBKS
You fucking newfags are so retarded. Stop giving this useless whore any attention until she posts her tits. You know the rules.
TITS OR GTFO.
rekt?
>>728201919
Nah I didn't save any. We talked on snap for a little bit. It was cute. I think it was blue
That's the one.
Where are the tits?
>>728202059
Remy sent it to me
She's my homie
>>728201919
age and also a pic showin' your soles with crossed ankles please
>>728201989
So does distracting yourself from reality all day every day, which is what I currently do. Don't even need drugs for that. I'm just an addict without a physical addiction.
>>728202059
Are you fucking retarded?
>>728202036
Which song?
>>728202066
Ok give me a minute
>>728202091
QLD pls dont stalk me
>>728202119
I'm honoured
>>728202198
Yeah I grew out of it. I like nature, so mtb, walking my doggo, filming. Skiing as well.
I'll take one soon just having issues with file size feel free to post any more you have
>>728202228
Haha fuck you made me laugh
>>728202412
Aw yeah i remember when i had snapchat what did we talk about? I might remember you
>>728201919
Pic of panties in mouth
Looking real cute!
>>728202546
butt please?
Will you post tits op?
>>728202566
Dubs. Do it op
>>728202480
>please
Goddamn. Do you think that being a little bitch will get you closer to living an actual life?
>>728202546
Where are the tits?
>>728202546
Well, I'm glad my dark sense of humor actually has some use beyond just being a coping mechanism, I suppose. Cheers.
>>728202546
Sweater Weather I think, not a huge fan of indie stuff but it was fun to play I guess...
>>728202066
>>728202546
Okay how can I NOT stalk you when I'm also in QLD... I'M JOKING, I don't stalk.
Although, if you have kik or snapchat or something? Would be nice.
>>728202588
>>728202566
Double dubs
>panties in mouth looking real cute
>shows feet
>doesn't show stomach
What a boring newfag whore.
>>728202648
Look at that cute face and tail!! Thank you c:
>>728202546
>shows body, but with clothes
>shows knife, but doesn't use it
It's tits or gtfo, not this pussy-footed middle ground in your safeplaceâ„¢ blog
>>728202648
get your tits out you ugly attention whore
>>728202546
posting some old heidi content for nostalgia sake
>>728202198
Wow idk how i got the cam so far away that first time haha
>>728202649
Jesus fucking christ. Did you learn how to chat up a girl from your larping buddies? Someone who contributes to society is on the transplant list. Go sign up to be a donor and crash your car.
>>728202812
>>728202856
>>728202842
Buddies? What are those???
>>728201563
OMG this is so hot. please please pleas do one more further inside your mouth
>>728202880
>>728202601
should i have said "fuckin' do it whore" ??
don't be so frustrated anon
>>728202880
>>728202812
>>728202856
>>728202950
Some advice for the other anons; Have sex before you're 40, so you don't do this.
>>728202950
if we needed another cancer/whiteknight/SJW thread, i'd just post a goddamn boxxy thread. but you newfags are too new to even know about that. everybody in here fucking kys
>>728202814
Such a nice view!
I want my cum dripping off your toes on to your face
You're fucking amazing
I need to be inside you Heidi
Ok guys im bored of posting anyone wanna video chat on omegle? Preferably someone who has seen my older stuff and can make good conversation without getting naked
Interest is: heidianon
>>728202546
Given the deceiving sense of innocence you bring and your attractiveness, i'll wager that you've fucked 2 men by now. is that correct?
>>728202546
is heidi your real name?
>>728202546
Stab your pussy with that knife and show pics.
what size are your feet?
>>728203036
>heidianon
can't find you on omegle... :(((
>>728203036
I can fuck you with out being naked
>>728203045
*tips fedora*
>>728202977
>acts like that would be outlandish
Since when do you owe her anything? She's here for attention, and in return you get to know that you'll never be loved by a woman who looks like her. If she just posts the same poses thirty times with all of you beta ass bitches licking the ground you wish she would ever be close enough to step on, it's no wonder that nothing good ever comes from 4chan anymore.
>me implying /b/ was ever good
It wasn't, but it was at least wild.
>>728203138
kek
>>728203055
Yes
>>728203130
Keep looking im out there
>>728203130
>wanna video chat on omegle?
actually that was a question
>>728203036
Your mother probably resents you for ruining her relationship with your dad.
>ITT: newfags pretending to be oldfags
>>728203158
*le tippity tips fedora to you too
>>728203320
>chrome
filthy casual
>>728203369
>ITP A fat man who has the self-esteem of a man much better than he can ever hope to be
>>728201962
Brutal
>>728203320
ughhh i still can't find you on omegleeee... ur frrom australia right?
>>728203485
>newfag detected
>>728203485
Found the triggered newfag
Cam ismt working
BRT heidi.
What has this site become,it's like the minute a girl walks in everyone loses there Shit and starts acting like whiny little shitbags....what the fuck is wrong with you newfag dipshits?
>>728203749
NOOOOOOO heidi u left meeee just like every other girl i've met in existence
>>728203876
Underage faggots.
>>728203876
crrry
Are you a trap? You look like a boy.
>>728203876
What's the matter? Isn't there a trap thread for you to spank to? It's just like real life kid, the only tits you'll ever see in life is going to be on a man
>>728203950
Right? None of them respect this site anymore.
>>728204016
>>728204130
underage b& detected.
>>728203749
You want to hang out at hyperdome.
Before Debbie comes back to kill us all.
just had her for 3 minutes <3
>>728204268
Lucky bitch
>>728204213
You forgot to fill it out.
>>728204213
>taking the bait
>>728204268
You're the luckiest man alive. I bet she even said hi to you. I wish I could be as manly as you. I don't have the testosterone in me to make heart emojis like you can. I guess I'm just weak.
>>728204417
>>728204445
im not heide u fag
>>728204445
KEK
>>728204268
damn man
lmao that bald dude too funny. get roasted
>>728204445
Rect!!!
spoke to her.she is alright, i guess.
>>728204417
Cue-ball head kek
>>728204512
Hahaha your that bowl head guy hahaha
Feet in nylons?
Feet in nylons?
Feet in nylons?
>>728200309
Disgusting
This is a trap >>728200770
sage goes in all fields, don't give this reatard attention
>>728205035
YOU MEAN ITS A BOY!!!
I LIVE IN QLD HADI. PLEASE LETS HANG OUT!!!! <3 <3
Pantyhose pics!
My question is: Be my gf
>>728205286
Eww
>>728205286
Ok i will do this
>>728205286
Honestly you're too good looking for her
>>728205286
u look like a mongoloid with how near your eyes are to each other
>>728205379
I agree
>>728205423
Jealous nerd
>>728205604
Aww shit. He might so self harm now!
>>728205824
brb suicide
>>728199865
How comes that i still didnt see HEIDI'S FUCKING PUSSY IN THIS SHITHOLE
>>728199865
How do you solve the heat equation?
>>728205942
This guy. 9_9 Can you type our post we send you to hidi and post her reactions on this thread.
>>728206198
heidi was bretty kind lol
>>728206386
you reek of autism
>>728206386
You suck. Share!!!!
heidi still there?
>>728201747
Do you have the link to the full vid?
>>728204417
>>728204445
tl;dr baldy asked heidi to dominate him. all my kek
>>728207185
Here is all my keks, please just take them
>>728207185
>>728207254
the people you find in /b/ amirite?
>>728207331
I guess.
I'm more thinking about how baldy mcfaget is now an immortal meme.
I'm keeping this shit kek
>>728207185
This guy looks more ugly
>>728207498
But he's not a bald sub faggot?
>>728207498
salty baldy detected
>>728207185
Why do you write like a mentally challenged? You stupid fucking kids, get the fuck out of my board...
>>728207567
The fuck did you say to me you ugly cunt
He looks like a rat
>>728207936
I still wouldnt fuck you
>>728207914
Bump
still missing tits somehow
>>728201747
Basically yea
ama: r u gay lol
if yes will u sex me haha/? lmao im jkim jk ;3
>>728208276
Yes.
And
Yes
heidi if you still here. post some mor feet please
>>728208317
how ik u is op ahaha/ js. internet is a bad place ygm?? we tlk on reddit or skype or kik for verifycation? ye?
>>728208384
also, priv messge me so no one spam u haha ree and shadilay hah
y u dont reply? haha, u useless slagwhorecumdump. im breking up w/ u. have fun being pushed around by ur jock girlfriend lesboian
i could treat u so right and wit respeck. we could play ssb 64 and u could watch me play loz64 ocarina one and ill cuddle u and let u be big spoon. i like it like that lowkey. if u wanna apologise im here
>>728203320
Is this you?
motherless
[dot]
com
[slash]
E698887
>>728208616
I sorry
Send nudes plz
>>728208756
giv me throwaway skype or kik and i send prove that is me so we can send eachudder pron
>>728208927
020 7937 5238
>>728208927
Here or nowhere