>wake up >see this wat do?

>Implying this isn't breakfast in bed.

>>728196578
Wonder why the fuck this crazy bitch is in my house.

>>728196578
>Immediately check to see if I have dubs
CHeckem

>>728196607
kek

>>728196578
Kill self

Wash your cunt you dumb slut you smell like a beached whale and while you're at it get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops

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>>728196666
Mother of God please tongue my nigger ass

Go back to sleep.

>>728196578
>bite clitoris area as hard as I can
>reach for personal defense weapon
>kill myself and then her

shit my pants then grab phone and alert authorities to 50 foot pussy

>>728196578
the ceiling is like 3 feet above my bed, how tf is she doing this

Slightly move up my head and eat that pussy out like a god damn man

>>728196578
oh hi there, what can i help you madame?

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cut your hairer pussy honey, you r so fuking pretty

>>728197714
> hairer pussy
if this is a hairerd pussy 4 you, you never eat a real hairer pussy

I'm trying not to puke and quickly escape from there

>>728196578
where the fuck is that fishy smell coming from?

>>728196578
Tell her that Obama put something in the water to make the frigging frogs gay.

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Stick tongue out and let her ride my face.

>>728197830

sauce

>>728196578
Immediately quench my morning wood

>>728197714
Virgin detected

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>>728196578

Are all these newfags too lazy to search up a higher quality pic?

Lazy cunts

>>728196666
Wow

>hope she hasn't already taken a shit and demand she farts in my mouth

>>728196578
get your smelly fish pussy out of my face! I'm the face rider not the other way around!

>>728196578
I'd take a long deep breath. I've always wondered what a pussy smells like.

>>728196578
>that's funny, I don't remember falling asleep in the kitchen

>>728196578
why ask. fuckin studid, idiotic, cock-master, dick blaster, wang-sucker, shaft-slider

>>728196578
>sneeze because i have a cold
>blow my nose in it

>>728196607
are you me?

>>728197879
Sasha Rose or so

Tell her to remain seated

>>728196578

"Jesus Christ woman! It's too early for this shit!"

Then turn over and go back to sleep.

>>728201504
found the 12 year old

>>728201708
Oh how original.

No, let me tell you: when you're a father of five year old twins you really start valuing your sleep. Trust me on this; sleep takes preference these days.

>>728196578
Wonder why a 100 ft girl is standing over me.

>Take a picture and post it on /b/

>>728196880
Whoa nice dubs!

>>728196578
Make sure to get mine while shes getting off

>>728196578
Reward her initiative.

>>728196578
Realize my dad looks somewhat different

>>728196578
>wat do
Wake up

>>728196578
>get up
>make some eggs

>>728196578
Kiss her pubes!

>>728202568
newfag get out

>>728198030
I like the op pic more

>>728196578
Sauce of pic? Who is she?

Mmm mmm breakfast

>>728196578
turnn360 and git out there

>>728197819
Can't, he has me wiretapped.

Fucking chow down, y'all a bunch of faggots that shit looks delicious

>>728196578
Go for a piss, bitch. It tastes like soap.

Ask her to piss on me

>>728196880
THIS!

Fanny punch her

EAT IT RIGHT AWAY...