NZ/New Zealand thread.

>>728192720
I was just looking for this, too.

Auck CBD reporting, how were everyone's days?

>>728192800
>I was just looking for this, too.
Good bitch. Kia ora.

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Is this a thread for just New Zealanders? Can we exclude the foreign hoards temporarily here?

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Banks declined finance for a car I'm buying. absolutely devasted

>>728192865
>Is this a thread for just New Zealanders?
Yes, especially no Indians.

>those 'living' in NZ excluded!

>>728192901
Whose this?

>>728192930
>who am i?
n8
>who is the bank?
bnz fucking cucks

>>728192901
You were probably trying to finance a beige minivan or some other dull shit. Ask to finance a big fuck off booze cruiser party wagon and the bank will be like "fuck yeah, cunt" and ask to roll with you on Saturday nights

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Audi A4

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Any1 manage to swim out of Edgecumbe and still shit post on this website?

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What are your twitter handles, boys?
Don't pretend.

>>728193068
That's pretty beige, man

>>728192975
>n8
lies

>>728192901

Why would you get a car loan through a bank? They are offering, what, 17% apr for a loan? When car finance companies are offering 10%. Its a secured loan so the interest should be lower

>>728193171
@realdonaldtrump

Would I lie to you with a name like that?

>>728193288
Like those cunts at ANZ, unsecured personal loans were still 19% last time I looked (same as when I applied two years ago, though I got a better rate), while they've lowered deposit rates to 0.1% just so we don't think we're in Japan.

>>728193288
they also declined. they declined because I'm self employed. fucking triggers me that chinks niggers and indians get approved on their shitty curry jobs

>>728192901

Hey buddy.

Get yourself a doer upper. I just got a 95 commodore ute out of a paddock for 600 bucks. It has a golf ball sized rust hole under a plastic panel I will have to weld up. Also something wrong with injectors or coils or something, have to get auto electrician to diagnose. I am lucky as I have a whole spare engine for parts.

But that motor I am going to pull out and build a aluminum powerboat hull for. I want to get a v8 for the ute.

tl;dr build shit yourself for very cheap

>>728193494
that's great if you don't mind breaking down every other day

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I should add it has a manual gearbox which is worth more than 600 bucks

>>728192720
Where is IDbro?

Why are IDs even gone?

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>>728193572
he left because no one likes him

>>728193494
Building shit yourself if cheap if you're good a building shit. Also project cars are never finished and as such not good for your average Joe wanting a tin box that goes from A to B all the time and gets WOFs without issue

>>728193572
Where have you been? He's been gone for almost 2 years now.

>>728193572
It's not a real kiwi thread without him.

Also Wellington reporting in.

Maynard was right: Learn to swim.

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MFW

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Who has money for a camwhore? :3

>>728193751
I do. But why would I waste it on that?

>>728193638
Palmy suicide watch is up

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Who is this undermench?

>>728193785
Well what do you want to see?

>>728193068
that's a fucking sexy car

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>Tfw you realize IDbro is the one posting the fake screenshot of people not liking him because he wanted to kill his nzg personality

>>728193914
a persona on an anime discussion image board is the only thing in life worth having

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>Who is this undermench?
That's the IDbro hater kek

>>728193914
He knew that, like Elvis, you don't reach the peak of your fame and glory until you're "dead"

>>728193914
Its fake??

>>728193878

Find me a girl without ink and I will pony up some cash

They are rarer than rocking horse poo these days

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>>728194070
http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r

>>728194028
This. It's why you see all those edgy kids praising Nirvana/Kurt Cobain

>>728194134
that's the fake poll where is the real one?

Anyone here live in Palmy? I'd like to request a slashing of a tyre

>>728194081

Are girls interested in traditional relationships these days?

I got used for sex once, complete gender role reversal.

>>728194028
no one will care if I die ;-;

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>where is the real one?
Here:
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>>728194081
Awh no fun. Y u hate tattoo

>>728194218
Over a long enough time scale no one will be alive to remember any of us. The survival rate drops to zero.

What are you hanging around for, Anon?

>>728194199

Near enough, who and why?

Pay me with dogecoin.

>>728194199

You could cut the rubber valve stem off instead. Just as much inconvinience, but much less actual criminal damage. If you nick it then It will go down quickly and quietly too

>>728194218
damn...

>>728194280
Is that the thing on the tyre where you connect the pump? asking for a friend :))))))

>>728193914
Well shit

>>728194212

I moved into a house share once and started shagging the landlady. She fed me and got me drunk nightly. She didnt drop the rent at all though

>>728194218

I will. We need every New Zealander to boost economic growth.

If you die Bill Inglish will ship in 3 Indians to replace you.

DONT FUCKING DO IT CUNT

>>728194373
Newsflash: You're shit in bed.

In one week I will dump a Shortland Street leak.

>>728194264
ex is a bitch and i want her to get fucked over a little without ruining my reputation

>>728194244

I dont hate tats as such. Theres as much great artwork out there as there is shocking tattoos.

Im mostly curious if there are any decent chicks who havent got tats, or if its just something every regular girl does nowadays. It stops being special when everyone does it

>>728194134
wtf we love idbro

>>728194373
You got screwed in more ways than one

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First name?

>>728194347

Yeah thats the one. If you pull it tight even a steak knife would cut through it at the base

>>728194516
whoah whoah whoah, i'm not gonna dox her at this stage lol

>>728194447

The sex was shit, I figured she was trying to get a sperm doner so I held back. Less than 6 months after I left she got pregnant to some random, so I dodged a bullet there

>>728193075
That water wouldn't get over my red bands m8

>>728194543
>If you pull it tight even a steak knife would cut through it at the base
*Crosses legs and cringes*

>>728193447
Bro Audi's are shit anyway, fucking jaffa

>>728194543
thanks, babe. imma heed your advice. if i ever meet you i'll give you some maccas

>>728194028
Kek

>>728194621

Harden up and do it yourself then faggot.

>>728194778
That's what she said...

>>728194778
the other bro gave me some sick advice, time to plan

>>728194482
No anthropology give me monies for boobies

Who wants it?

>>728194482
Also there's no tattoos where it matters <3

>>728194907

What letter does her name start with?

You might be a guy I cucked.

>>728194999
Whether you're a bull or just full of bull, nice trips /b/ro

>>728194999
how does one cuck someone?

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Palmyvengancebro has to answer the question after those sick trips.

>>728195124
that map is false because Angola and Mozambique should be yellow. they're portuguese colonies

Who /maddogwild/ here?

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Dunedin reporting.

fucking stocked. Studylink has put up the allowance by $2. they have no fucking idea how much $2 can help a student.

>>728195358
Does Maccas still do the student fries special if you ask?

>>728195508
never knew this was a thing.. no fucking idea?

>>728195563
Maybe it isn't any more, I was at Otago a long time ago and they never advertised it but it spread by word of mouth

>>728195358
I'll show you my foot for $2

>>728195118

Tell the guy what a bad girl they missus is, and he just has to deal with it.

>>728195600
I doubt thats still a thing? would've heard about it by now i think.

>>728195626
no thanks

Where's the noods?

What's the Vola?

>>728195739 how about put a can of beans on my head and send you a photo for $2

>>728195806
nope

>>728195820
nope

>>728195920
never said i was giving anyone any money at all

Bored, left my smokes at home in my purse and I'm in the Wairarapa, no money, no smokes completely fizzing cause I put a crack (allbeit near invisible.) In the screen of my new phone.

>>728196079

Meet me halfway over the northern crossing in Tararua range, right in the middle between us, and I will roll you as many as you want.

Or paihiatua track g

>>728196230
I can't, don't drive. Or at least I can't steal one of my parents cars. Closer to featherston than pahiatua. One bastard of a day :(

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>mfw job at the meatworks

>>728196350
lelelelelelelelele

>>728196346
I know that feels /b/ro, here's to tomorrow being better

>>728196346

Pay me to drive over, I got a mean car and so many smokes they're coming out of my ears. You will be impressed.

I spent all my shekels on car bits for this thing I'm doing. Broke as.

>>728195942
tama iti looking goood bud

>>728196479
What's the thing you're doing?

>>728196497
doing car shit duh

>>728196479
Yeah my purse has cash in it, I don't exactly want to spend a pouch worth of money on gas. Not a rich cuntress.

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>>728196079
>purse
tits or get out you wench

/r/b5eawaqr drop nudes on the vola

>>728196497

95 commodore ute. ayyy

I mean it goes, is manual, but is dereg'd. and only v6. Need to save another 1500 and get an alloy block v8 for it.

Driving around another car, same thing just sedan and later model.

>>728196676
Dude, it's q.

>>728196653

kik?

Maybe next week when my pockets are full.

>>728193751
>tfw im a poor fag

>>728196741

hah I already got it, i'll message you at some stage

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>>728196741
Good old parents place.

i think this screenshot was taken from when you were at your parents place?

>>728196881
Sure was.

>>728196914
perfect memory, lmao

>>728196993
wadayatalkinabeet

>>728196914
Can't believe I left my money and my smokes behind. Here til Sunday.

>>728197061

Your only option is to get a pair of hiking boots and meet me at cattle ridge hut in Tararua forest park.

I will do hard work and cross main range over northern crossing.

Have got enough smokes to give you cancer.

>>728197061
How exactly did you fuck that up?

>>728197186
Mum rushed me and I had like 6 mins to get ready. Put kid in car, get bags in car all in torrential rain.
>>728197151
I wouldn't in this weather with the flooding and such.

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>mfw wageslave moneys

>>728197534
Oh yeah right, is the flooding bad in LH?

>>728197586
IDK I'm in the Wairarapa at the moment.

>>728197717
What was it like getting across the Rimutakas in this shitty weather?

Noooooooods

Hey Bro, can I have sex pieces of fesh and a large serve of cheps.

>>728197890
Your fesh to cheps ratio is way off, you fuckin' loose unit

>>728197921
Haha. Gold. You new Zealanders are alright.

>>728197800
It was okay, didn't exactly fly over though.

>>728195695
What flag is the baby next to wales

Who hype for mushy season here? Looks like it's starting to kick off

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Yep

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Anyone fellow Thunder fans in ere

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>>728193694
Welly here. How bout dat rain doe

>>728192901
could give harmoney a go. unsecured up to 40k

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Northern Ireland, which is why its having a paddy

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>>728200258
prolly like 40% APR as well kek

>>728200169
they will get eliminated in the first round, steven Adams isn't good anymore, Russell westbrick is a stat padder and will not win mvp.

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>>728196350
not worth

Quercy post tits please

>>728202403
Perhaps if I had smokes

>>728203114
Well if you weren't so far away i'd help you, but the lower south island is a bit far to go.

why can't i stop fapping to traps and cuck porn :(

>>728203408
If any of us knew the answer we'd have escaped this wretched place

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Jazz Parker from Palmerston North

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Naughty Nathaniel

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Naughty Cody

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Enjoy

post nudes of bachelor grils plz