I want a dick in my ass /b/. How should I go about it?

go to a club or something

Would

Grindr

>>728190871
Considered it. Seems like clubs attract a bunch of gross old guys who hang out there every night to find a new twink tho.

>>728190964
>i want a dick in my ass
didn't sound like you wanted a fulfilling fag relationship

>>728191021
Nope.I don't. Just don't want gross old guys

>>728190938
/thread

>>728191084
You in aus?sydney at all

Ask literally 95% of this gay message board.

Hell I might if you tuck dem nuts.

>>728191308
This

>>728191223
Nah. North West US

>>728190801
Public restrooms. Bathhouse. Also remember to not use a condom. Only faggots use condoms

>>728191223
I'm in Sydney and looking for guys to date. Got any good places?

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I am brisbane and am not gay, but want my dick sucked and also want an ass to fuck

Anyone have any suggestions on how to find a bottom bitch, or whatever they are called? I could never ask a gay person in person,. cause it feels like it would be hella rude to try to describe what would essentially be a me-only sexual relationship with someone else entirely serving that need.

I don't want to be a dick, I just want my dick inside gay people, if that makes any sense.

>>728191794
Ha. As a fag that's exactly want I want. A guy that just wants to nut in me and leave. I don't want any emotional attachment shit

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>>728190920

>>728190920
thats fuckin sexy i wish i could do that but i need to practise more

>>728192020
Do you live in brisbane?
I would love to ravage you anally and then leave only to call you when i feel the need to use you for my pleasure.

no homo?

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>>728191794
Remember, your not gay unless you fuck a gay dude.

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>>728190801
Just go to Hollywood ya fuckin faggot.

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my gf made me put her panties on then cut a hole in them before she used me

>>728191794
I'm exactly like this guy. Brisbane traps or something come at meeeee
PS, you make all the effort, lel

>>728190801
How old r u?

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>>728190920
this is philosophy

>>728192527
Dick pic? What part of Brisbane?

>>728192561
24

>>728192582
Not in Brisbane, but Runcorn yo.
Depends on if you're girly or not. Just can't get attracted to male looking peeps. I've tried. Penis is like, naaaah

>>728192599
Go to west Hollywood. There's tons of young gays. I would go clubbing there. I'm not gay but I would still go just so I can get free drinks. Lol.

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>>728192647
Yeah pretty girly lol

>>728192730
wtf dude, you're thin as.
What's your kik, or whatever? I kinda need to see the face to know if I'll be interested, lol.

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>>728192582
northside, but not too far north.
here you go
>>728192527
I know right? It's hard to explain this to people or find people willing to work with it.

>>728192730
Is this op?

>>728192885
Yes

Reddit

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>>728190801

GOD
HATES
FAGS

>>728193192
they love you too.
and I love them.
Do the algebra.

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>>728193192

>>728190920
Well go fuck yourself I guess

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>>728192730
Wow decent brisbane rep in this thread haha.

brissy bi/gay dudes/traps near beenleigh kik me anonymouschap

>>728191409
I'll fuck you

>>728193495
Whare you located

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>>728190801
Just put the p0n0s to the an0s ...

>>728184005
go to this thread and ask COCK CHOMPA tm to do it OP

>>728193562
Northern ca. But travel the west coast often up to seattle

>>728193979
Dear lord

>>728193979
Show butthole

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>>728190801
Get drunk with your friends and offer to suck their cocks. Eventually you will find somebody high enough to pump your shithole.

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>>728194379
That's a great idea. Never thought of that.

1. Go to a gay club.
2. Get on Grindr.
3. Go to Craigslist.

Choose one (or more).

>>728194669
Craigslist worked for me, even if he isn't exactly my type.

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>>728191308
>message board

>>728194931
>Korean soap opera board

>>728194931
>bhutanese shoecraft community

If you're in Brisbane, have you tried The Beat?

>>728193979
Mmmm hot

>>728194335
Wish I was in brissy

>>728194478

God fucking damn. I live pretty close to brisbane...how do we get in contact, you need a good stuffing

Waiting for the nice asses to be posted

:(
no one wants my non-gay dick in their asses.

>>728190801
I'd suggest finding a gay. They can be quite helpful with such ventures.

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>>728190801
Come to Melbourne :p

>>728197340
Except literally 90% of traps/subs that want bi/married guys etc

>>728190964
yeah, i was in the same case as you, clubs are gross. where you from?

>>728193327
they don't born... Black!
Fuck!

>>728197340
i'm not gay, but i'd take your dick if you show it. where you at?

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Here i am.. i wish you are italian

>>728190801
>How should I go about it?
Come to my school. My ad is here:
youtube com /watch?v=rzS65pNPHY0

>>728191223
Im in Sydney aswell

>>728197377
Lucky boy

>>728198279
neh, I'd be lucky if OPs butt was grinding against it, doe.

>>728191409

Seattle?

>>728198307
I'm not gay but couldn't turn that down

>>728190801
You take a dick and you put it in your ass.

>>728190938

Useless....way too many "power bottoms"

Fuck off...I want someone willing to reciprocate, not solely take.

>>728198450
then you're pretty gey, famalama

>>728198567
That's not what power bottom means...power bottoms are just agressive bottoms, has nothing to do with whether or not they're verse or what to recip

>>728198604

Hit them up...most only want to be the aggressive bottom. Very few are willing to recip

pupa

>>728198567
Amen both got cocks and holes might as well use them:)

>>728190801
>How should I go about it?

Stick a gun barrel down your faggot throat and pull the trigger. DIE FAGGOT DIE

>>728198925

Hell yeah.

Us "vers" kinda get shafted...if only literally. God damn it...I want to receive it as much as I want to give it. Don't walk away after you've cum in my ass...I at least want you to give me a handjob to completion.

>>728199153
in my experience it's because most grindr guys are bi with a preference for girls so when they cum they lose all motivation to be with a guy and just wanna bail. I can sympathise, I've been in the same situation.

>>728199259

I can sympathize, but if all they want to do is cum...at least do it down my throat...

Sure, feeling them cum in my ass is nice but I'd rather taste it while feeling it if I can't recip.

>>728199458
The polite thing to do is to try get both orgasms as close together time-wise as possible, to counter any cooldown mood changes.

Post that pic on craigslist with your address.
Lay on bed like that.
Leave door unlocked.

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me :)

>>728199743

Hell yeah! Free kidney!

>>728192337
This is so fucking hot.

>>728199883
mmmm

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Howdy

>>728199883
moar and also location pls

>>728197766
I am the dick linked below
>>728192878
This is me

>>728190801
Depends.

Is that all? Then hop on craigslist, post that pic and get a few dozen replies.

>>728194478
continue pls

>>728199458
R u smooth? We're both on same page

>>728199883
How inviting

If any of you femboys want to talk, message me on kik: arcode97

:)

considering having a sesh with a tranny this weekend but idk im having doubts. I feel like im going to regret it so much but I also want that goop.

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any melbournians know where to pick up a somewhat convincing shemale? too poor for escorts

I just want someone to fuck in brisbane who won't judge me for not being gay and still wanting to fuck a dude. And also not wanting to suck a dick or be fucked by a dude.

where to find dick in denmark?

>>728204897
shiet im in dk and ill fuck ya if youre hot enough

>>728204897
Train station?

>>728192730
you look like a stick insect

>>728190801
/soc/ is pretty much solely for getting sex nowadays.

>>728190871


or you can just do this instead
>>728190920

>>728205354
>>728205363
where you guys at?

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>>728200386
from poland :p

>>728207996
Fugg, would have filled you up if you were in Aus

>>728199883
Skad jestes?

Ale bym Toba obracal.

>>728207996
Where exactly? I'm interested ... :^)

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Why can't a cute white boy with a pink little pussy live near me?

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

>>728209037
where do you live?