Only a faggot would refuse to bang this utter goddess

Agree

lol sage

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She's fat

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I'd dump my seed deep inside her and threaten her until she populated the earth with my spawn...I'd make her my millionaire bi-otch...I'd probably fuck her mom in the pooper as revenge for being an ugly slut

Why did they photoshop her thin though? Face looks even more messed up now

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>face: okay, i guess?
>tits: meh
>body: less than meh but not BRLHFIFHSDOGHI

she looks like Will Ferrell

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I really was hoping she would play Easter in American Gods.
Thick thighs, ample bosom, lazing in an open public park eating deviled eggs.

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>udder goddess
ftfy

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I'm a faggot
and so is OP

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sigh

*unzips pants*

You mean udder goddess

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then i guess im a faggot

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uddermind

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Dude, her fucking sense of humor is disgusting. Literally making poop jokes in a comedy stand up.

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I am a faggot, though.

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are you a misogynist?

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Misandrist*

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r u gay

you see fucking cows is not really legal.

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zozzle

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goddess of ultimate gringe maybe

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You know she was about 60 pounds lighter there than she is now, right?

As Amy:
"OMG my vagina farted Mt. Dew,
I know right?! Doritos with hairy nipples people!"

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No need to fuck her anymore since manatees are off the endangered list. Her species is fine now.

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Seriously though we cant let her get the nuclear codes you guys

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fuck she's so goddamn beautiful... brings tears to my eyes

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I'd rather fuck Amethyst from Steven Universe. Same fucking thing.

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Why is everyone all over Shumer's vag all of a sudden, I mean shes not hideous, but i would rather fuck Amethyst from Stephen Universe.

A modest diet would fix her.

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I'm actually of the opinion that I would fuck her, but I really think her comedy is garbage and if it were a guy in her position who got caught stealing jokes his career would've been over. But honestly who cares.

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>Posts enhanced professional photo
She's ugly as fuck. It has nothing to do with her being fat, just look at that face.

She has a face like my ass.

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Now thinking with portals!

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if i'm gonna hatefuck a jewess comedian cunt i'd rather bang out lena tbh

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Starting from top left square and going clockwise:
Potato
Amy
Potato
Amy
Potato
Amy
Potato
Amy
Potato
Amy
Potato
Amy

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Sage

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jesus christ this is horrible

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God that's disgusting. Only good thing is the smooth looking skin

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>child-bearing hips
>cute belly
>suckable toes
>nice ass
>"disgusting" and "horrible"

yeah okay buddy

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she is fucking HOT

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>TFW that belly will never bear my child

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>tfw you will never pound Lena's' tight shithole while she buries her face in her sister's cunt

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Hahahah. Fuck.

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Stop

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>tfw you will never engage in raceplay where Lena crawls up on all fours and begs you to destroy her worthless jewcunt and breed her inferior womb with superior goy children

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udder

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There should be a "my" in the 3rd line before "/b/" for accurate flow

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Uggo and talentless

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you went too far

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I'd fuck her until my dick falls off.

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>tfw you will never met Lena in a shitty club and she does a line of coke in the bathroom then makes you facefuck her until she pukes, then finishes you off on her face while yelling "fuck you dad"

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How awesome would it be to hug a giant titty though

Here's the thing about Amy

I've thought about it for a while and conversed with my bros about it

Aesthetically, her face is all over the place. She has a terrible hairline, a fivehead, a massive overbite and weak chin.her cheekbones are massive which does not compliment her disproportionate face. Small mouth and no lips,button nose and almond shaped eyes just aren't appealing at all

It doesn't help that she's an unfunny piece of shit with a terrible personality

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Only fags pick apart women, pussy is pussy bro even if it belongs to a beached whale.

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>tfw Lena will never sit on your face and smother you with her hairy jew twat while telling you what a pathetic male you are and how lucky you are to worship her perfect feminist pussy and that if you beg very nicely, she *might* let you swallow her juices, but you won't be allowed to wash off her cunt juice from your face until she permits you to

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I wouldn't touch this Jew with Hitler's dick

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Charlie sheen never fucked a fat broad, and hed fuck a person with aids

Augh, EVERY time I see her face on magazines or on TV that face... It's so fucking punchable I cannot even understand why anyone would fuck her.