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Uhh there's a girl on me what do I do

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Uhh there's a girl on me what do I do
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>>728159500
Fuck her right in the pussy

Also, checked
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She won't leave
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>>728160123
Tits or gtfo
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>>728160123
Try farting
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>>728159500
pussy
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Tfw it's his sister.
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>>728159500
tits or gtfo
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>>728159500
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>>728159500
pull her towel off and post nudes
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You would have to be a fucking retard If you don't know what to do when a girl is on top of you half naked
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She changed into a nightgown
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>>728159500
Put an arm around her, see how she reacts. If she gives off bad vibes, ABORT. If good vibes, start slowly tracing patterns on her arm, it will get her aroused. After a few minutes of that, progress to a more sensitive area. Continue this until she gives you Fuck Me eyes.
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>>728161395
dont keep us waiting anon
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Help what do I do
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>>728161395
She should change into her birthday suit
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>>728159500
>In bed with a nearly naked gril
>posting on /b/

you're hopeless
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Piss on her,
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>>728161492
PIN HER DOWN AND FUCK HER YOU BETA CUCK

just remember to share with us
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>>728161564
This
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>>728159500
I think I fucked her.
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>>728160123
>facebook
why are you associating with a normie? you some kind of fag?
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>>728159500
Blow up the kelornski mulk torgad and then call it a night under the sun within the question answered, loser
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Rape her slit her throat and throw her body down the storm drain
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>>728161939
Reroll
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make her eat a bowl of eggs
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>>728159500
Fuck her in the ass and say if you she really loves you, she will take pain every night.
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>>728159500
get her off
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Take out her clothes
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>>728162020
>this
kek
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>>728159500
Push her away and run before you catch the cooties
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>>728161939
This
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Okay I've assumed this position
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R A P E
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>>728162417
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post her face
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OP here, I've given up- masturbating in the bathroom instead
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>>728162781
fucking cuck... how do you know this woman?
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>>728162781
faggot
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Take off her clothes
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>>728162688
This is her face. >>728162981
She's a girl I know from school, we're supposed to be studying literature but I can't concentrate
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>>728163172
She's cute. Fuck her.
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>>728163291
B-b-but my grades
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>>728163172
Throatfuck until she pukes
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>>728163172
If she's with you in a night gown and towel, she either thinks you're gay or wants to fuck you. Stop being a little bitch.
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>>728163420
fuck ur grades and fuck her
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>>728163562
Yep, pretty much true OP. Go for it... what's the worst that can happen??? She claims that you raped her? Heh.
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>>728159500

Gross, thats how you get cooties
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>>728163420
fuck her from behind with the book on top so you can read

fuck is wrong with you
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Or just kiss her first and see if she suddenly is ready to READ or is ready to FUCK.
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Try to get a shot of her pussy
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>>728160123

>She won't leave
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>>728163420
>the heart of darkness

for christ sake wikipedia that shit

it's 10th grade English, not rocket science
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Okay fine, I'll try something after I'm done doing this shit
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op i hope for your own sake that this is bait

if this is legit i don't think i've ever seen a worse case of autism
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>>728159500
Maybe... Juuuuust maybe she might be attracted to you and wants to have sex. But rather than initiate it herself she's trying to make you doit.
I swear, chicks gotta grow a pair of hypothetical balls!
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>>728164132
>Chinau Achebe
Why are you reading nigger lit?
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>>728164196
Traps are still gay
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>>728164132
Holy shit op... that's a nice view of her. The way she's sitting def means she wants you. Go get her tiger!
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>>728164196
Couldn't fucking agree more.
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I'm just trying to fucking read
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>>728164132
Are you reallly reading a 800+ pages book written by a nigger?
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>>728164790
Go fuck er
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>>728159500
is she your sister?
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>>728164790
FUCK HER
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>>728164790

Dude she wants a rimjob so bad.

Just go there, bend her over and stick your tongue as deep in her ass as you can
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>>728164790
I think anon is dating her and is just trying to bait our anguish.
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why did you start this thread what is your endgame here
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>>728164132
stop being a little bitch drop the fucking book and take this opportunity while you still can! just force yourself on top of her and see where it goes
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>>728159500
tell her to post pictures of her tits and dick
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>>728165076
Am I not allowed to start a thread?
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>>728165182
Not until you post tits
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>>728165046
sounds legit
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UGHHHH
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>>728165046
quite possible
still want nudes
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>>728165458
make a move on her
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>>728165458
FAG
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>>728165458
what is she talking about
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>>728165458

rofl this isnt even a good troll but im enjoying the ride

post tits
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I just don't understand why someone would come to my house to study and then distract me with all of this nonsense
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CUDDLE
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L
E
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>>728164790
Dude I would made a move already. Come on OP be the alpha you're meant to be.
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Take your dick out
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>>728165871
IT IS BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF HER VAGINA DO WE NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU
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>>728165871
>goes to your house
>changes into something revealing
>"to study lit"

are you actually fucking retarded?
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>>728165975
retart-ed or troll
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/thread
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Troll
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>>728166029
def troll, don't even know how it couldn't be
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>>728165871
dude are you fucking gay?
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she was in a towel before
now her tits are visible in a night gown
ask her if shes sleeping over
if she says yes ask if she wants sleep in your bed and then fuck her or some shit idk dude kill yourself for posting on /b though
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Bro grow a pair and make a move or quit the joke cause errybody pissed
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>>728166196
yup

well its been a fun little ride, OP your girls a cute little peice.

Im going to go have sex now. Bye comrades!

Deus VULT!

1488
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I am a devout asexual... sex just isn't worth the pain involved. I'd much rather study than focus on "fleeting pleasures" because at least literature will expand our world view
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>>728166426

OP is actually faggot if he's ignoring this.
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>>728166426
ok big guy :) thats right you just keep on posting.
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>>728166426
And there it comes.
Or doesn't. Because he doesn't cum.
End this thread plz.
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