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Dubs decide what I put into next smoothy

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dubs decide what I put into next smoothy
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Your pubes
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>>728155140
Bleach

Check em
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>>728155140
1 cup of sand
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bleach
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>>728155140
Water
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>>728155140
Roll
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Shit, your own shit
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Cum
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Your own shit.
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>>728155355
winrar!
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fucking bleach what else?
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Semen
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>>728155455
winrar!
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>>728155355
I pooped just a little while ago but I'll try and get a bit more out for you
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strawberries, blueberries, bannanas
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nigger
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>>728155455
>>728155355
Dam that was quick
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>>728155355
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rolling
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Op better deliver
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>>728155556
>off by one
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skin
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Ammonia + bleach
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all the salt in your house

dubs get!
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>>728155609
I'm doing those two right now but I gotta get more ingredients guys
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>>728155696
rool
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>>728155686
Roll
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>>728155696
rawling
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>>728155140
Islamic semen eurocuck
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A tampon
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>>728155696
>>728155755

put the fucking salt in there OP
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>>728155721
Picture proof
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>>728156020
I gotta get the first two, anon :/
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roll
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>>728156114
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So far the ingredients are
Shit
Cum
Salt
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>>728156281
clip pubes insert in smoothie
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>>728156001
>took 5 minutes to get a captcha that wasn't retarded
A used tampon
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Shave ur head and put ur hair in
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Pubic hair
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your dick cheese you uncut cuck
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A sea cucumber
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Dried rice
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Tears of joy
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>>728155140
My foreskin, or whichever anon is closest.
Pic related, sausagetits.
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Lotion.
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Berries
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>>728157052
r011
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>>728156757
Roll it
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Part 1 done. Small load because I've been wanking tons recently
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>>728157284
Shit mate, you must put some shit in there.
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>>728157284
Fucking pathetic
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the tears of a starving hooker
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>>728155355
I hope you're fucking happy anon
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>>728155140
banana
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>>728157642
Your going to drink it OP.. Correct?
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>>728157805
Then WebM you doing it
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Pouring on the salt
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piss or trim your pubes into it
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>>728157875
Correct.
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Clip your fingernails and toenails into it
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>>728156878
rolling for this again
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>>728158015
re roll
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>>728158054
Rolling
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>>728158054
roll for this my freind
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>>728155140

pickles, beer, and your own poop.
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Beer
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>>728158054
Rollllll
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>>728158254

reeeee rolllll
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>>728155140

Just pee in it and drink it OP
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ill agree to beer
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>>728158015
fucking re roll.
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Dubs says you put your piss in it
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piss
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piss in the fucking smoothie nigger
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Find a nigger, cut off his cock and nuts, fuck that hole til you cum. Drain the hole and enjoy
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>>728155140
cum
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>>728158515
re roll
and post webm nigger
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>>728155140
your shit
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Put a Triforce in there

   ▲
▲ ▲
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>>728158515
calling it
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>>728155140
ROCK SALT!
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>>728157937
piss in it
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>>728158888
OH SHITTTTT
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>>728158515
re fucking roll

piss in the smoothie
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>>728158888

praise allah anon
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>>728158888
cannot ignore the quads
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>>728158931
>>728158888
he will with my glorious quads
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>>728158888
WINRAR
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>>728159011
dubs checked quads do it
>>728158888
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>>728159103
LUCKY FUCKING DAY FOR ME
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Get a homeless nigger to cum in it.
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>>728158888
Ahaha nice. Finally someone followed through with digits
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>>728158878
>>728155140
I was reeeeee re rollin(tom petty in bckgrnd)
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A bottle of shaving cream
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>>728158888
Gottem
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>>728155140
deliver the piss op i aint waiting around you twat
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>>728155140
walnuts
almonds
cashews
pistachios
hazlenuts
pecans
2 bananas
2/3 cup of whey protein
2 cups coconut milk
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We'll this looks fucking appetising
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op won't deliver
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>>728159779
>>728159739
op just did faggot
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>>728159739
Should've done
>>728159693
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drink it
if someone gets any one of these "dub/trips/quads" you drink it
and post webm
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take a shit ton of laxatives and shit in it again
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>>728159912
roll for my quaddub luck
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A knife
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>>728160110
reroll
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all i want is a webm
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razor blades
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Put in ur blood
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>>728158888
OP is pic related
piss shake now
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This is what a smoothy of piss, salt, poo, banana, milk, and cum look like
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>>728159739
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>>728160658
My dubs say drink it
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>>728160658
Webm + time stamp, op
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Ok guys I'm gonna drink it. Apologies if I upload in a little while but I really don't know what the aftermath of this is going to be like. Just bump the thread until I'm back.
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>>728160942
also let us know how sick you get
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>>728160942
god speed all the fucking way op
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>>728160942
You gon die
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Bumpitty bump
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Put it in your ass
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>>728155140
put a smoothie in it.
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>>728161333
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>>728160658
wank with smoo/b/y as lube (provide proof and use all of it so other dubs can't make you drink it)

>yfw gets
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I am witnessing the second coming of Jesus
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>>728161333
Holy trips confirms OP's death. R.I.P. OP.
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Use it as lube
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>>728161333
It taste spicy.
All I can experience right now is satans piss
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is op dead?
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>>728161933
Followed with dubs of truth
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lightbulb
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bump
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Rest in spaghetti op
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>>728162141
webm faggot
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>>728162355
dubs
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Webm op
Jesus u really are a faggot
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>>728162590
OP is prob throwing up, dead or in the hospital right now you fucking idiot.
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>>728162247
>>728162415
Uploading now on vidme. Video is too big for 4chan
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>>728162788
DUBS HAS SPOKEN
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Please include me in the screencap
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>>728163065
don't
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>>728163065
Don't include this idiot
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>>728163199
Dubs has spoken once again
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Link video op
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hurry op
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bumporino
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Someone post the screencap I'm too lazy to do it myself
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>>728155140

Your cum
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>>728163640
vid (dot) me(forward slash) f2e2
2nd and 3rd vid coming soon on there
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>>728163877
post it and include me
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>>728164058
It's encoding so you can wait there. I have thrown up a few times since and feel like I have a fever.
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>>728164058
>>728164226
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>>728164226
go to the doctor op is you have too
explain you were being challenged by abunch of autists
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ITT: OP fucking dies
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>>728164363
At least he's not a faggot.
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>>728164470
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>>728164470
yeah all of this is really unexpected
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says video couldn't be processed
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>>728164714
same here
op what the fuck did you do
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>>728164714
Says that for me too
Op is fag confirmed
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>>728164714
fucking nigger
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>>728164792
>>728164714
>>728164603
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your dick
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Strawberry banana
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NO VID REEEEEEE
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op fix it you twat dont waste those sweet sweet quads
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>>728164763
>>728164792
>>728164895
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niggers likes watermellon and kfc
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If dubs Op you put some of your blood in it
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>>728164792
>>728164986
Trying to fix now. If thread 404s the video will be uploaded on that channel within the hour either way
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>>728165222
Winrar
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Ok faggot you have some about 10 mins to fix this shit before i'm back from my smoke. I always have 3 of these fuckers. Takes me normally 9-12 mins. If this an't fixed before i'm back op is a faggot.
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>>728165222
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>>728165222
Oh.
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>>728165230
goodluck OP
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>>728155140
Blueberries, strawberries, and banana.
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>this thread
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>>728165308
Nobody gives a fuck about your smoke break, this isnt some crime drama where they better give you the money before my cig burns out, this is some guy drinking shit and bananas
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am not anal virgin
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Op is probably dead
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>>728155140
Shit
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>>728165308
>I always have 3 of these fuckers

And i thought i smoked a lot. Thanks for clearing that for me.
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OK sweet I've got it to work and it's uploading now. Moved onto PC so it's way easier to do shit
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>>728166135
OP we got trips requesting you drink ur blood
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>>728166135
op isnt fag for now
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>>728158888
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>>728165655
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>>728166357
thank you thank you
your too kind
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link?
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>>728166135
you are Mr_pyrate right? just making sure
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tryna get quints
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Link op
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>>728166670
roll for quint
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>>728166135

Where's the link?
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sneak peak for you all
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yes i am
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oh shittt
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>>728167153
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>>728167153
will op deliver?!
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Op isn't a fag
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*smoothie......faggot
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nigger post link so other anons can see before this thread gets a 404
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You did good OP, Spidy's impressed
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>>728167627
https://vid.me/Mr_Pyrate
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HERE IT IS GUYS

https vid(DOT)me(FORWARDSLASH)MRut
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>>728167627
It will be on the channel from the previous link.
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>>728167803
I CANT FUCKING EVEN AHHAAHHAHA
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>>728167803
OP!!!!!!
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>>728167888
Chekd!
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Downloading. OP is a Legend
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nail clippings or leg hairs
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>>728167803
Nice
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>>728167803
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>>728167803

OP FUCKING DELIVERS
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>>728167803
fuckin nice. faggot.
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SOMEONE MAKE IT A WEBM AND POST IT!!!
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>>728167803
You glorius basterd
I don't even
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> SHOVE BANANA DEEP INTO ASSHOLE <
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>>728157642
thats a melted candybar anon
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>>728167803
And his dick grew three inches that day.
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Guys it's still stuck in my nose. I can't get the shit out of my nose. There is shit and cum and piss and salt stuck in the back of my nose.
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I'm turned on
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I want you to shit in it.
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>>728168607
Snort salt water.
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>>728167803
describe the texture of it op
was it creamy?
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wait wtf someone post a webm
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>>728167803
OP I BARFD
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Today 4chan made op drink his own shit....my fucking sides
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I WAS HERE TO SEE THIS
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>>728168721
Creamy and smooth with little lumps in it, but it had a very strong rich texture that almost made it seem like it was more thick than it actually was.
It seemed to have a bit of spice in it and it hit very quickly. It cleared my head in a weird way, kind of like when you get cold water poured on you, but it stays for longer.
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>>728160658
Now drink it with time stamp
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PUT ME IN SCREENCAP! The day OP wasn't a faggot
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bullshit untill i see the making of behind the scenes thats a fucking melted twix bar
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ill screen cap and make an html once it gets pruned
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>>728167803
<3
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>>728169572
Thank you anon :)
Can you post it in the comment section on the vid so all of us can see it please?
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http://www32.online-convert.com/download-file/63897738d3b7c44bce21b92a10660200/converted-521f833a.webm

Here's a Webm link I made
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Nut
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>>728167803
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>>728169928
somebody click it
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This has been a ride everyone
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Drink some more next time
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the webm is 5.5 mb tho
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>>728169928
>http://www32.online-convert.com/download-file/63897738d3b7c44bce21b92a10660200/converted-521f833a.webm

410 Gone
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>>728169928
410 gone
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>>728167803
good job, stupid
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YUMMYYYY
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>>728155140
papaya seeds.

bahahaha enjoy it.
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first try with webm, sorry for potatoe
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>>728170676
jesus fuck op you dont need to godmode that hard...
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Op fucking delivered
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screencap'd anyone ?
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let this be a lesson to all futurre ops: if this faggot drank piss, shit, and cum for dubs, you better do whatever the fuck is asked for trips
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>>728167803
Fucking madman
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OP
Respect
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>>728170676
THE MADMAN
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No sound on Webm op
Also, anyone know how to save this to an iPad?
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>>728171311
Maybe from vid me, applefag
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>>728167803
glorious

props, you fucking idiot
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>>728158015
Who's been here since begging of thread?
Anons I swear i started the piss idea. I should get credit. Huge thanks for the guy that rolled quads
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>>728171552
I was the first reply on this thread
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>>728171610
It doesn't matter the thing is that OP didn't waste out time
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>>728155609
doubt it.
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>>728171723
Our*
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>>728171311
>>728171311
put the video link
https vid(dot)me(forwardslash)MRut
into this
savedeo DOT com(forwardslash) sites (forwardslash)vidme
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>>728170676
>728170676
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>>728171311
tried to post with sound but 4chan didn't like it
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>>728157487
whatsa pathetic is the fact that this dude hasnt put his zit juice and dog shit in there yet. op is fucking pathetic
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>>728159693
fuck off to pintrist housewife cuck
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>>728165656
kek
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>>728159912
rolling all over yo mamas grave
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http imgur DOT com SLASH a SLASH NenAH
This is what I threw up
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rolling for no use
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>>728172999
what an unfortunate outcome for a useless role
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>>728172999
I'd say that they where wasted trips but you where wasting it anyway so... Good job?
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>>728172909
Looks like melted peanut butter
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>>728170676
Its times like these that make me feel good about myself.
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>>728173276
Amen
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>>728170676
Fuck this made me hungry
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I be lurking in this thread like
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IM FUCKING DYING
OP YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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OP are you alive?
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>>728174013
I feel really heavy headed and sick man. I'm dizzy.
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OP IS KILL
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>>728167803
i stand corrected, disgust peppered with respect
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>>728168383
yeah play those shitty games you fucking nerd
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>>728174159
OP go see a doctor, you earned it
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That was awesome kekekekek
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OP shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
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>>728174159
Yea OP and tell him what you did and why you did it

lowkey doctor was the one that rolled quads
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This marks the day, 6/4/2017. The day OP wasn't a fag.
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Thanks for not being a fag op
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>>728167803
>BLARGGG
>uhhh
>f-fuck you g-guys

TAKE ALL MY KEK
AND INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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Mashallah
OP thanks

Include me in screencap. Again I started the piss idea so i still want credit.

>>728158015
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the legendary day when OP ate a smoothie full of piss, salt, cum and shit... and filmed it for all of /b/ to witness...

legend.
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Include me in the screen cap
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