Why is Donald Trump so orange?

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regular uric acid treatments.

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It is a spray you put on your skin that is supposed mimic a real tan. Obviously it doesn't work but the people who do it don't seem to understand that.

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because its better to be orange than a black guy

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Why was Obama so black?

Does it matter?

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>>728145186
Ugh, don't remind of that joke of a president.

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>>728144837
why is obama so black?

Why are you so stupid?

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Touché

He uses bronzer like a lot of other white people in the east coast use.

I never understood why some white people want to be darker, or worse. Orange.

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>>728145257
This. That dummy left America worst than Bush did. Thank god we got a real President fixing all this shit now.

>>728145309
I'm not stupid I voted for Trump, I'm just noting an observation lol

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>>728145271

Y'all faggot do realise if he uses a fake tan, it will get on any white surface he touches, right?
It is how his skin really and he is not really orange to me.

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>I'm not stupid
>I voted for Trump

I understand the average tard on /b/ is behind Trump, but you're still stupid.

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>>728145186
He really wasn't. He was closer to nutmeg or light mocha color.

>>728145639
Ok. No i'm not

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This isn't true, professional spray tans don't rub off that easily if allowed to dry properly after application. it would only come off if he was profusely sweating.

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Yes you are.

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Guys he just resigned, it is all over the news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlYNioeXNY

>>728145639
Most of the world is behind Trump, it's no surprise to see people on message boards massively support him too.

https://worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/results/total

He genuinely thinks that gold diggers will care about his appearance, so I guess he got accustomed to obvious (not to him) fake tans, as out-of-touch with the world as he is.

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I'll just leave this here

>>728145686
Yep, more of a shit color, not black

>>728145800
No, I'm not

>>728145852
I didn't ask you.

>>728144837
Orange is the new black

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>>728144837
<---- ITT xD

>>728146050
Yes. You are.

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Is this real?

>>728146128
No, I'm not

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Great pics, literally warm the heart :^)

>>728146128
yes, it's a real wax statue of him

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>>728146239
>everyone that doesn't like orange manchild likes shillary
eric, simply eric

>>728146239
Kek to all the Hillary minions writhing

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so punchable

>>728146378
Keep going. This is delicious

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>>728146127
Nope

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Samefag

>>728146259
Don't give it up dude...yes it's real he's getting a fresh orange painting every morning

>>728146141

I've always hated kids who thought they knew anything about politics. However, I fucking hate their shitty parents who brought them to rallies.

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Look at those sobbing pantshitting little snowflakes, this is what's wrong with our country, the liberals are absolute fucking children

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Nice pictures of Hillary fans. Here's a picture of Trumpanzees

>>728146208
Yes. You are. You're stupid because you could not have figured out why he is orange on your own.

>>728146259
lol

>>728145498
You do realise Trump would lose an actual fist fight. Small hands

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIBSHITS

anger problems or stays outside all day.

>>728146484
You're not any better than they are.

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>>728146127
All President Trump threads go the same with these crybaby cupcakes lol :^)

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>ITT: delusional trumpcucks keep defending their idiot idol even though he's proven to be no different than all the other assholes who came before him

Face it faggots, the system has co-opted you and your stupid movement. You sold out without even realizing it. Now you're just shilling for the status quo. Welcome to politics.

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>>728145417
Are you pussies still upset about Obama? I know not having someone to blame all of your self-created problems on is hard but it's time to move on.

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No I'm not.

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>>728146762
Epitome of the snowflake breed, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL

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>>728146537
having only 2 parties to choose from seems extremely polarizing, american politics are fucking retarded

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>>728145257
Glad to see the back of that dummy.

>>728145257
Maybe wars will finally end now that we dont have a democrat war monger in office. RIP to the millions killed under Obamas brutality. Clintons tenure as secretary of state really ruined 7 nations

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>>728145271
real badass nigga over here.

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>you saved this onto your computer to pretend you're laughing at people

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What is a war monger?

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>>728144837
YLYL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAiL9RxXD2s

>>728144837
Kid, you really need to grow up.
You come here daily attempting to trash a newly-elected President out of your massive butthurt in chosing a loser and having lost, somehow under some notion that you are ever going to change anyone's mind. Just like your brainwashed libtard Master Soros-whipped peanut brain can't comprehend anything other than what you've been spoon fed for years and sees everything through that prism of delusion, perhaps you can comprehend how futile (if not retarded) one of your opponent's advocates might appear to you coming here daily regurgitating the same stale shit that will never do anything but polarize you further.

You are one sad and pathetic mother-fucker to come here on the asshole of the internet every fucking day and post your mindless propaganda.

Find a noose somewhere. Hang it high. Insert neck and gimme your best Michael Jordan impression. With any luck you'll snap your fucking pinhead clear off so the rats will have something to eat tonight in whatever shithole you crawl in.

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>upset about bombings
>excited about a Republican president
You are clearly brainwashed.

All these libshit photos

None of my hillfu. You know the one. Cutie pie

>someone saved all these pictures on their computer

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>>728144837
:^)

>>728147541
I wanna fuck Ivanka as much as Donnie does

>>728145852
Fake news

Fake tan, fake news, fake president. Next.

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Those fucking both hands on mouth Hillary faggots. "Oh my! Oh my!"

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>>728144837
Because he tans, dumbass

>>728146849
That's the clever part about it. The US system is designed to always fuck people over, but always make sure that it won't meet considerable resistance by giving one half the feeling like they've "won".

Glad I'm European

>hurr Muslims
Islam hasn't increased in the past 4 years here.

>>728147522
>mindless propaganda
>90% of this thread is retard damage control
>trump says that anything against him is fake news
I hope you just pasted this and it unfortunately doesn't apply here because man would you be stupid

>>728144837
It's because he uses fake tan
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this guy gets it

>>728147409
a buzzword retards use to pretend that their political affiliation is the logical choice.

>>728147522
It fills me with joy someone wasted ten minutes of their life writing that.

Someone is enraged about their unpopular president. If not you, then someone like you.

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>>728144837
As you noticed, shills are hard at work today and everyday.

They seem to forget that the left is watching the most powerful republican legislature ever and in 2018 they will have over 20 senators at the chopping block vs. 8 from the republican side.

Here is my answer: to rub salt on their wounds and remind them of who has all the power :^)

Think about it: for this whole campaign those guys at least had hope

> polls were at their side
> media was at their side
> betting houses were at their side
> pollsters were at their side
> celebrities were at their side

And yet, their side (meaning the anti trump side) lost and lost big.

Trump now has

> the presidency
> a red senate
> a red congress
> a supreme court pick to be done weeks after being innaugurated
> probably two more to fill before the end of this first term
> not impossible two more right in the middle of his second term
> all but one state legislature needed to start constitutional changes

And now here they are: fortune telling

> Trump won't such and such
> Senate won't confirm such and such
> Congress won't pass such and such

And every step of the way, much like in the election, they get proved wrong by the facts on the ground (when Trump delivers) and then they move the next fortune telling and the next wish for things to go wrong

It is sad, really. Most of the people on this board and on this general are having the time of their lives and their presence here makes them even happier for knowing someone on the other side is here to witness it

Shills: I salute you. Keep it up tho, I'm saving this text as pasta (so I can repost it often) and let what I just said sink in time and time again.

> you have no hope left other than wishing for other people failure.
> you have no power and no hope

Think about it

>>728145935
you think Democrats would care? lol they would rub it in your face cause they are such cunts

>>728147864
I know what it is, I was baiting in the redneck that doesn't know the word "mongerer"

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>powerful
Sure is a lot of change going on... Obamacare's gone, travel ban is gone, everyone loves him... pretty influential and alpha if you ask me.

>>728148039
Congress doesn't have any power. It can't even repeal Obamacare. Trump was supposed to fix this shit.

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everything in 'murica is orange. especially the food. this is now your flag, cunts

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>>728147936
It fill me with joy that dipshit libcucks are literally suicidal over the guy I helped vote into the White House, it put's a huge smile on my face daily lol :^))

>>728147187
maybe if more liberals actually voted for hilary instead of tacos she would have won

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kek

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>>728146127
These lefty cocksleeves haven't stopped crying and raging since the morning of Nov 9th, it's hilarious viewing

>>728148274
You must be one of those low-information voters I've heard so much about. Congratulations on your inferiority complex. I hope the Republicans don't kill off whatever backwater welfare raised you.

Yeah, I'm sure even if you were against Trump, but not for the cunt, if you were just feeling good about your life, and smiling at work. Fucking libcucks would give you a, "What are you smiling at?!" Look. You're not allowed to smile. We're in mourning for our savior.

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so this thread is just some screecher dumping his crying democrats folder?

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>>728148600
You must be one of those triggered snowflakes I've heard so much about lol :^)

I need my safe space! Waaaaaaaa!

Can't lie, all the sobbing libshits ITT are giving me a boner

>>728147379
m8 thats an actual disorder that affects day to day life, like people literally cannot function properly because of it. Saying trump has this disorder is not only offensive to the thousands of people that have this disorder. Although promoting your own shit liberal agenda through an actual disorder is to be expected of you liberal types.

Every major city, full of crime and scumbags and drugs and general shit stains votes democrat. You can see it in these pictures.

>>728144837
lol still mad hillary lost?

I love all the liberal whining that is still rampant. It fills my heart and soul with such warmth that this great man will be inciting liberal panic and tears for the next 8 years.

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>BUT HE IS ORANGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING INTENSIFIES]
*SCREEN SHAKING AND LOUD SCREAMING*

>>728149488
8 for Donald, then
8 for Ivanka, then
8 for Barron Trump

kek

>>728147372

My sanctuary city welfaaaaaare!

>>728149545
>Ivanka first female prez
so much want

>>728144837
I'm honestly starting to think it's just a distraction.

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Why are anti-Trump people too stupid to make any real criticisms of him as a president, instead relying mainly on ad hominem attacks and Russian conspiracy theories?

>>728149792
trump had hookers piss on a bed obama has slept on in russia because he hates him so much.

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>this triggered over being laughed at

:^)

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:'^)

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because they are women and that's just how they operate. you think it's a fluke asian girls get spammed in these threads? liberal women hate asian girls the most.

>>728148227
i can dig it

>>728149792
The Russian conspiracy theory is easy, it's because they can't accept the fact that they lost the election so they keep making up excuses. Their favorite excuse is that the "Russians" somehow "hacked" the election yet they can't produce a scrap of evidence of this happening.

It's hilarious watching them lose their minds over it :^)

>>728146259
im pretty sure its an actor

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>has a bernie sign
>no wonder shillary lost
>demognats were divided

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cheeto dust

>>728149792
you must be talking to the wrong people, he's corrupt as fuck and there's a ton of evidence. Don't talk to the hillary wing of the democrats, they have lost their minds, talk to a rational liberal. The russia hysteria is becoming the lefts benghazi, this irrational baseless narrative that media built up and all agree on and is used to obfuscate and dodge responsibility

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>jizzmintensifies.mp4

Amazing how many Russians post in these threads, making fun of Americans while unable to write like them. Too bad those faggots couldn't beat back the Nazis without the "Americunts". All of the Ivan's in the world need to do humanity a favor and kill yourselves...and take your Cro-Magnon bearded women with you.

>>728144837
Your isp is now legally allowed to do whatever it wants with your internet browsing data, this is the only way to stop them http://www.deleteip.com

>>728150992
They collect your data already. You agreed to it in the TOS you didn't read lmao, fucking moron. Buy a vpn if you want privacy. Every website you go to sells your data, not just your isp.

>>728145417
what's wrong with bombings and torture and invasions? It's what we do dumbass

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This

>>728145935
Still no proof.

It's a disease called cheesosis.
Caused by an environmental pathogen found
only in New Jersey. Most of the kids from The Jersey Shore suffered from it too. The Donald got it while he was in Atlantic City owning 3 competing casinos like fucking yourself was somehow procreative or good business.

Anyway it's not fatal or anything, just makes you orange like a bag of Cheetos and dumber than a carrot.