>Walk down the street >See this Wat do?

Sqaut for a shit, Fucking touching cloth, ive been shopping for 2 hours and IBS is kicking off, Have no choice.

>>728119100
Make her a bowl of eggs

Send her to a orphanage

>>728119100
Offer to set up her tent

>>728119100
Guide her in the right direction

>>728119100
finders, keepers

>>728119100
Hey little girl.

Do you want yo know a see core it.

Cause I know one and it is sooooo good to hear it.

You want to know what is shwam?

Alright.

I'll tell you what shwam.

I know. How to count. Aaaaaalll the way. To Schfifty Five.

And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say "Poopty peupty pantses."

Are you ready to hear it, baby?

Alright.

>>728119514
I lol'd

>>728119100
ignore it
move along

>>728119100
Talk to her about David Koresh and how the government really screwed that up.

>>728119536
Your autism is showing

Fuck her right in teh pussy

>>728119100
> "That's what happens when you play with matches ya lil cunt!"
Then proceed home.

>>728119707
Are you assuming gender?

>>728119100

Offer to poke through the ashes for the remains of her pets.

>>728119100
Ask if she wants to see my pokemons

>>728119988
I do

>>728119100
>be worried
>offer her someplace to call home
>make her soup
>talk to her a lot

am I ASKING FOR TOO MUCH GUYS?
WHY CANT WE HAVE SUCH THINGS?

>>728119100
Instant rape

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>>728120071
I have mudkip and Mew too.

>>728120180
you gonna offer her eggs to anon?

force some scrambled eggs on her? tell her not to talk as long as she keeps eating the eggs YOU SICK FUCK?!

>>728120310
yes.
i bet she would love some of my homemade omelette du fromage.

>>728120406
Un American French detected

>>728119100
is rape permitted in this 3rd world country?

"inflammable" does not mean "not flammable".
Now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.

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>>728120310
I'd toss her salad and scramble her eggs if ya know what i mean

>>728119100
"YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS"

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>>728120587
You fucking beat me to it.

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>>728119100
I would adopt it
I would take care of her
I would love her
And I would violate it

I would make a video and upload on liveleak.

Take a picture, obviously.

>>728119290
>LE REFERENCE TO EPIC MEME

I just wanna caress her, gently rub my throbbing engorged phallus across her soft child cheeks.Then, I furiously shred her clothes as I indulge in her petite body.

No one escapes from the dick wrangler 3000

>>728120552
I'm not sure that I do know what you mean.

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>>728119100
Keep walking. Last thing I need is to get involved in someone else's shit.

>>728119100
>Grab her face
>Shove it in front of my cock
>Set my cock on fire, force her to watch it turn to ashes
>Cradle her face in my hands and whisper to her:

"Everything you love burns away"

>>728119803
>Are you assuming gender?
dont have to. you don't have to be a doctor to see that she is clearly a bitch

>>728121207
what the fuck

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Take in my new damaged daughteru and turn her into my damaged waifu

In this order

1. Abduct
2. Rape
3. Kill
4. Bury

Realize i failed

"Oops...you missed a spot"
and then set her on fire

NO SURVIVORS

>>728119100
Flip over, bent over ledge, pull down her slut shorts and bury myself deep. Proceed to fuck her hard and finish as deep inside as I can. Take her home and care for my new slut.

>>728119536
stamper please

>>728119100
This is obviously Detroit, so I would watch out for her pimp trying to rob me.

>>728119100
I will try to have sex with her.

>>728120706
This

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offer her a drink
looks like she needs it.

>walking through Detroit
>white girl crying alone
>probably a trap set by blacks
>nope
>start walking past her
>she stops crying
>pull off her wig and mask
>ITS A BLACK IN DISGUISE
>run away before i'm murdered by something that's more than meets the eyes

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>>728119100
Set fire to the house again, and double check this time that she's really tied up?

>>728120865
kys 9fag

>>728119290
/fit/ pls go

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>>728119100
Sit down next to her spark up a joint pass that shit to her, tell her everything's gonna be ok put my arm around her and let her cry on my shoulder till shes done. Than i get up and walk home.

>>728119100
Wait, no one would like to know why there's an exploded house down the street you are walking??

simply ask what's wrong.

not fuck, of course!

Call FBI?

>>728122738
Trannyformers

>>728119100
Ask did they died

Tell her to move out of the ghetto and get some English lessons. Damn guttersnipe.