Anyone have any stories about forgotten porn tabs or folders

haha that's honestly not that bad. Girls expect that every single guy looks at porn, and most of them do too.

At least your porn was girls fucking themselves with dildos and not sissies getting gangbanged by werewolf anime or some shit.

no.

also, ez trips

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My boss is around 60 or so, and culturally very conservative. She's uptight, doesn't swear, doesn't drink, and is very smart and hardworking.

One day she asks me to take some pictures when I'm over at one of her other properties. I email them to her, but later one we were sitting and she asks to see them.

So, I'm holding my phone and scrolling through the 3 or 4 pictures and letting her look at it, when she takes it out of my hand and minimizes the picture to see all the other shit I have saved.

pic related. Except at the time it was more sissies and shota :(

I snatched that shit out of her hands as quick as I could but I know she had to have seen something.

bumping to hear some of your fucked up stories

>>728119886

Fuck, did she ever bring it up again?

>>728118881
This

>>728120486
Nah, it almost makes it worse. Like it would be better if we could just go "oh haha young people right?" or something.

She was pretty flabbergasted after I snatched it out of her hand too...

>>728121030

Pretty bad form to swipe or minimize when someone's showing you a photo.

Is there any videos out there of someone going to do a presentation but porn comes up?

>>728118655
I can guarantee she masturbated to the whole thing later.

>>728118655

One time my buddy and I were in the middle of the library. He opens up his laptop and anal gape porn just starts playing at full volume. Like "yeah fucking spread that, look at that asshole baby" and a bunch of moaning. He closed it but it still didn't turn off and it was blasting at full volume. He walked down two stories out the door with the laptop still blasting.

>>728122819

kek

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Not as much of a forgotten tab as forgotten bookmark story:
> me, my long time friend and my girlfriend are taking LSD at my place (it's my girlfriends first time)
> after a nice come up we decide to watch a favourite trip video of ours, a specific mandelbrot set
> we know it's on Vimeo and my friend sets out to find it
> the computer is connected to flatscreen in the living room
> he misclicks and opens one of my long forgotten bookmarks
> pic related opens up
> we are peaking hard
> was the most surreal LSD experience I ever had

>>728124050
do you mind sharing the mandelbrot set in question?

>>728118655
>>Say something autistic like "Not your thing, huh?"
oh my fucking GOD im dyingg!!!!

>>728119886
I don't understand the cartoon porn shit. I mean I'm 31 so maybe I'm too old for it. I'd be more embarrassed by that than anything else.

>my wife said she's pretty sure her sister saw my dick pic I sent her. She was scrolling though our message thread looking for a pic and the one of my cock popped up and she hurry up and swiped past it.

I hope she did see it

My male boss saw my dick pic. I didn't realize that snap chat saved a copy of all of your screen shots and he was showing me how to edit pics and it popped up. Best part was I had dressed it up with like a Christmas elf to send to my wife

>>728124369
Gladly

https://vimeo.com/9505449

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>>728124684
I'm not into drawn porn very much unless it's something so kinky it wouldn't be morally right to have in real life: loli, rape, beast, etc.

That's all from Shadbase, who is a pretty legit artist for that type of stuff.

>>728124943
faggot

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>>728125616
yep, you're on /b/ newfaggot.

>>728124050
They'd have to be retarded to think you were actually jerking off to that, even if you were.

>friend comes over
>hey let me put a track on
>starts typing in browser
>auto completes to tranny porn

>>728118655
>One time I had my phone in class
>I was going camping with my parents next week and they would be no internet to I stocked up on porn
>btw my fetish is unshaven girls
So all the pics in my gallery and my female friend grabs my phone and says hey lemme see it real quick
>I asked for what
>I'm just gonna text my friend real quick
>ok go ahead
>kinda forgot I had that on my phone
>then she exclaimed im gonna go through your gallery
>wat.mp4
>she start scrolling through and comes across all my hairy pussy collection
>she stared at it for half a second closed the phone and handed it back to me
>I'm fucking scared.png
>she turns to me and says,"so you like hairy girls huh"
>replied with yeah...
>then she brought up why the do you have that on your phone anyway anon
>I replied with the dumbest thing
>I'm saving it for an emergency
>she just started laughing
>I felt beta

>>728118655
Oh god yes it happened recently.
>married w/ kids, never any alone time. Wife went out that night with kids and I'm home alone, time to jack it.
>spend hours wasted looking at Lewds and find this shopped nude of daisy Ridley that fits my fancy. Do my thing, close all windows, forget about it even when fam comes home.
>the next day we pack into the car for a trip and drive up north 600~ish miles on a vacation. We get back over a week later at like 2am.
>wife goes to use the laptop to look up a movie, opens laptop and just about to login and then decides it's too late to be on the computer and goes to sleep.
>few hours later I get up and log into computer. Dead front and center is a giant close up shot of daisy getting fucked by a big ol jerry dick. Even worse is that it's some rule34 site and the page sidebars are littered with Dora the explorer and frozen hentai literally my kids fav cartoons.
>close it all before she catches it. Life and marriage are saved.

i can't believe my ass got saved. My kids are toddlers and there would have been no way to pin it on them because they can't type and wouldn't know how to have gotten on chrome privatebrowse. Wife probably would have divorced me thinking I was jerking to my kids fav cartoons if not a perv for fantasizing about Half my age Rey on my grey dusted dick.

>>728125784
Moar?

>>728118655
>>Say something autistic like "Not your thing, huh?"

That doesn't sound autistic at all, OP. Was it the way you said it that mad eit autistic?

Also, as >>728118881 said it, it's fine.

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>>728126720
does this work anon?

>Be me
>Fetish for necro
>Drain the snake on old VHS ported necro vids
>Got them from an old /b/-tier Russian site 13 years ago.
>Took a shower but forgot computer unlocked
>My bro and his wife went to my room, and found the stash of necrovids.


They never spoke a word of it. His wife hurried home, my bro couldnt even look me in the eye.

Bad times.

>>728127547
Share vids, please

>>728126436
SAVING IT FOR AN EMERGENCY
I'M
DYING

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> Be me
> Be a huge weeaboo a few years ago
> Mom doesn't know I am gay
> Watch and read trap, shemale and futa porn and hentai
> Use your mother's notebook to do it.
> Forget 10 tabs of trap, futa and gay porn
> Leave the notebook closed before sleep.
> Mom gets the notebook back without opening it.
> Goes to a reunion of old ladies
> Turn on the damn thing on a big screen
>ABunchOf60YearOldLadiesScreaming.mp3
> mom goes home
> Tells me to read the Bible.
> mfw.jpg

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>>728128861
kek

>be me
>hanging out with group of friends
>listening to tunes thru my laptop, smoking weed
>laptop HDMI'd to huge TV screen, each song displays the album cover to the song fullscren
>when a song dosen't have an album cover it just displays random pic from my HD
>not thinking too much on it, no porn on this HD, no prob
>song changes
>oh shit
>'album cover' of song is a nude of my gf that i forgot i had saved
>5/6 male friends staring at gf's tits
>i scramble to change song, one dude just says 'boobs'. no one else says anything
>change song, change subject, it blows over

>>728127507
I would prefer some creamy buttholes.

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>>728129891
Your story made me remember something.
> Same year as my other story
> Be messing around with my dad's laptop
> Connect it to HDMI big screen to listen to music
> When it had no cover it also displayed a random pic from dad PC.
> 5 Song without cover came
> 5 Pictures of my step mom sucking my dad's cock, sticking a dildo in her ass and being fucked by my dad appear in the big screen.
> Me and my friends stare at it.
> Dad gets home and looks at the TV
> Tfw.png

> be me in middle school
> downloading music off of YouTube
> was also downloading all sorts of porn
> was into fisting at the time for whatever reason
> sitting at lunch table
> was listening to music
> girl I have crush on sits next to me
> erect.gif
> she asks what I'm listening to
> was some really shitty song for faggots
> quickly swipe song to show her
> she lets out a small shriek
> look at my phone only
> gasp in horror as I realize what happened
> music and porn went into the same download folder
> picture of pornstar's gaping asshole being fisted applied as the album cover for every song in the folder
> oshit.jpg
> quickly run out of lunch room and cry in bathroom
> rip self confidence

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>>728130643
>>728129891

Holy shit, this has to be one of the shittest features put onto an application. My fucking sides

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>>728126553
one of my greatest fears, when i will be married...

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>>728119886
source

>>728130860
It hurt a bit inside

This exact situation just happened to me for the first time, and it worked out in my favor.

>Be me 6 years ago
>have crazy liar GF that sucks the best dick in the world
>only with her for the insane bj's
>she gets pregnant
>told me she was on the "depo shot"
>im young and dumb, didnt protect myself
>she miscarries, I break up with her
>she still wants my dick
>told her right to her face "My dick is never going in your vagina again"
>shes hounding me for about 8 weeks how bad she wants me
>I give in, invite her over
>told her "You only get to suck my dick, then you're getting the fuck out."
>she agrees, shes super desperate
>I even record it, turns her on more. Then I kick her out of the house

Fast foward 6 years, current GF is amazing, intellectual, 5'1" 100lbs. Not stunted in bed at all, just a little selfish. Doesnt really go down on me for her own pleasure, only to please me.

>Told me the other day she found videos of my exs
>One thats sucking my dick like shes never seen
>Talk my way out of the situation cause shes upset
>Told her the truth. Only way to get rid of crazy ex was to treat her like complete shit. Everything I did was her own choice
>She calms down

Last night
>Current GF throws me on the bed
>Just starts sucking me like shes never done before
>Can see a bit of crazy in her eyes like my ex had

This literally could not have gone better for me. Lol

>>728132759
cool story anon

>>728132759
>This literally could not have gone better for me. Lol

haha, she just sucked you into a false sense of security

>browsing porn
>minimize window and go do something for a few hours
>talking with mom and remember there was a video I wanted to show her
>absentmindedly brought up the window I was using
>face full of porn
>quickly switch to a new tab and show her the video

She didn't say anything but I know she saw, really awkward but learned that in these situations nobody wants or needs to talk about this shit.

>>728125784
Baby pls more

>>728132963
thx

>>728132976
as long as shes suckin, i dont care where it takes me

bumperino

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>>728133364
>as long as shes sucking, I don't care where it takes me
I want that for a fucking bumper sticker.

>>728134977
me too

>>728134977
Nice dubs

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>>728136436
those are nice dubs indeed