What should I do to get his attention? (Gta V)

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pee on him

Set up cam
Start recording live
Strip behind him until he turns around
Write fuck me on your tits
If he goes back to gaming, you don't have a boyfriend anymore

Get newd, it isn't that hard...

>>728109369
Tits and timestamp.

Piss on him.

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>>728109564
Thems the rules

>>728109433
I did that once, didn't work out. Btw his mother is in the kitchen...

>>728109626
Tits or GTFO

>>728109626
sucker punch

get off of 4chan to start

>>728109369
I just assume 90% of the time when the pic is sideways it's a fake thread

>>728109369
boobs or gtfo

>>728109369
Press your greasy anus around his eye socket and fart diahrea in his Cornia, you fucking ugly bitch

>>728109844

This

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>>728109844

This is now a GET thread

chubs deck em

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>>728109662
Is he retarded?

>>728109983
Fuck off

>>728109369
Get naked start masterbating and moaning loudly
Pics for proof

>>728110039
rollin

>>728109369
blowjob

>>728110039
rawlin

use periscope

have sex with a huge nigger

>>728109369
Expose the nips or you must acquits

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>>728110300
czech'd

>>728109844 U should get your colonoscopy and gastroscopy done with the same endoscope

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>>728110030
Nah, i would do the exact same thing you're just a peace of meat when hes hungry he'll eat.

>>728109369
Just go turn his system off that should work

>>728110502
Auto corrected to peace? over piece****************

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>>728109433
>Update
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>>728110599

unplug the console

>>728109369
rub your boobs on him next time you are talking, that is instant boner time

>>728109369
Is he sitting on the fucking floor?
Holy fuck. Wheres your fucking furniture?

>>728110030
Tell him hacker 4chan will give him a billion gta dollars if you strip nude live stream and finger your butt

Op died

>>728110997
He cant even effort xbox live

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>>728111093
RIP

>>728110902
We just moved in

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>>728109369
if we guys are gay what are u den fuckwit?

How about you post some of your incredibly beautiful body here instead - to us that actually appreciate you?

>>728110867
Yesterday I took off my dress and lay my boobs on his eyes to make him stop reading the book but he fell asleep like this

>>728111307
Oh fuck called out

Start posting nudes
Show him the thread

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>>728111307
Love it

>>728111798
Go on

>>728111798
Damn

Pics are fake as hell. Tin eye is a gift for 4chan.

>>728111798
Skeptical. Time stamp that shit

>>728111798
perfect body, browsing 4chan - must be an angel

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