Non pornographic wemb thread I'll take the lead

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Now is the time to bump if you're lurking

>>728109306
a friend of mine once wanked a dog's penor

Anyone know sauce on this?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b6ed9a74943

>>728109088
I want to punch this Jamie Foxx-looking motherfucker in the nuts

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>>728109088
toppest kek

>>728111195
ok... This is interessting... Story ?
Drunk with black label or just puking shit ?

>>728111097
>a friend of mine

>>728111195

Story behind this?

>>728109342

At first I thought the little dog was supposed to represent trump, the bigger dog was Mexican immigrants and the top of the stairs was the US border. Turned out cute all the same.

>>728111382
Black label is a whisky.. why would it make you puke black?

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>>728109054
caution, rekt inside

>>728111558
maybe she literally ate the label off the bottle

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>>728111558
from what I know she was given some charcoal drink or mixture. it works against alcohol poisoning.

im sure another anon on here can explain it better than me.

>>728111558
you right. I meant eristoff black or some dark disgusting shit

>>728111583
You can tell how hard he's trying to hold that shit in, but he finally realizes there's no hope.

>>728111651
Charcoal doesn't do shit for alcohol poisoning, but they probably didn't know that.

You fucking nigger why can't you spell correctly. Stop being a faggot you fucking kike. Fucking niggers can never spell.

>>728111195
Story please. Is she submerged in quick sand? Kek wtf

>>728110995
Fucking kek

>>728111935
what is this even

>>728111935
Just what the fuck am I looking at here?

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What's he from fags

>>728112130
niggers clearly niggering

>>728112224
roll with some weed before smoke.

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>>728109088
Why are "they" like this? The white people walked by without any need to grab it with anger.

>>728112224
>you feel it too don't you

>>728112257
That's Barry Burton from Resident Evil

>>728112257
You were almost a Jill sandwich!

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>>728112368
Ayyy lmao

>>728111935
Nerve grass sickness.

>>728111651
charcoal absorbs some things and isn't digestible, so it's useful for some poisons if they are ingested. However, it does NOT absorb alcohol, so this party animal likely died unless they turned off the camera and called for help.

Protip: If someone is this bad, call an ambulance.

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>>728111651

If another anon can explain it better why did you even bother to comment?

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>>728111088
Be careful doggo

>>728109054
Cat was more into slow, painful kind of kill. Cock had to come along and ruin the fun.

>>728112546
lmfao

>>728109342
>tfw these shitty animals have better values than humans.
WHY AM I SO ANGRY AT THIS.

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http://cheesespin.net/
take this gorgeous site

>>728112388
My sides

>>728112868

>WHY AM I SO ANGRY AT THIS.
Because you're an idiot. You will find the same task being carried out amount the human population. And in greater numbers.

>>728112546
swallow?

>>728112964
You know for a second, in the back of his mind when that lion was in midair he thought he fucked up.

>>728111195

Ah~, memories~<3

>>728113167
I laff

>>728113167
she's super cute but what the fuck am i watching?

>>728113248
Just girl things!

>>728112224
Canaries are criminals

>>728113307
I never got the story on this one

>>728113167

Kinda sad really

>>728112378
kek, classic schmosby

>>728113286
Nerve gas leak in the house

>>728112546
Funny how we laugh at this, but if only we could bend our spine just enough to do it...

>>728111935

There was no more watermelon

>>728113167
i follow her and i think she's adorable and pretty cool

yup would fuck

>>728113518
I'm getting close ;c

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>>728111936
It's used to pump out the stomach. Don't need anymore getting into the bloodstream.

>>728113476

Fake because the law of thermal dynamics.

>>728109448
>curve
FlatfagsBTFO

>>728112720
in the audio you can hear the penguin cry, not even shouting, just crying

>>728111961
I thought that when I first saw it. But I think she's just lying face down on concrete. What looks like her shoulder is her arm outstretched behind her.

Kinda disappoint.

>>728113077
HAHAHA oh my fucking god the kind of people living on this earth, holy shit.

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>>728111195
Black beans

>>728113589
Carbon particles are super porous and bind with all sorts of nasty agents so they can be removed from the stomach, but ethyl alcohol is not one of them.

>>728109222
there's your faggot eagle americunts

>>728113772
Hes probably using a fisheye lense bro

>>728112528
Rofl stompin faggots. That dudes a legend

>>728113313
:(

>>728113864
He's not a faggot, he just likes penis shaped food you ass.

>>728113518
There'd be nobody on /b/ right now, that's for fucking sure.

>>728113858

Everyone who learnt something from this anon today are seriously lacking in common knowledge.

>>728112596
You ever had your stomach pumped? They most certainly do squirt charcoal down your throat before sucking it back out with a vacuum. It absorbs alcohol. Look it up.

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>>728113962
Actually there would be self dick sucking threads!

>>728113286
Some kind of spatic, she can't move her arms well.

>>728113563
I remember someone posting her videos idk how many years ago, whats her YT channel out of curiosity?

>>728113998
I REALLY want to know what this is

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>>728112130
proof that niggers are animals

>>728113626
I think it's just the law of gravity.

>>728114004
wtf is this?

>>728113398
Dumb bitch thought she was in a cartoon and was gonna swing down to the next floor, I guess.

>>728114120
ribbon worm

>>728113563
whos that? sauce?

>>728113476
I'd like to see that at a different angle.

That's the trick is the angle creates an illusion. The flow is probably flat on the ground

>>728112388
i always enjoy this one

>>728114120
Most say it's a worm "cuming" but it's actually the way that worm captures food. Has toxin or some shit in those white veins that it shoots out but it doesn't effect us at all.

>>728112650
because he's trying to be helpful in case another anon doesn't, you faggot.

>>728114227
yeah.
look at the shadows when he approaches the camera in the end

>>728113864
leaving our scraps for the rest of the world, looks about right.

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>>728112130
some priest told these negros, that they'll be closer to god if they eat grass or some shit, if I remember correctly

>>728109054
You got cock blocked ya fuckin pussy!

>>728113398
From what I remember an Anon told me years ago (can't believe Ive been here this long) it's in Russia or a Northern European Country and some guy just broke up with her or she admitted her feelings to some guy and he turned her down, she immediately walked out of the room and committed suicide

>>728114097
anon,,,,
next time use google and something like "pancakes cerebral palsy". It'll get you what you need.

>>728113077
'murica at it's finest

>>728112546
dogs seem to be clearly supperior to us

>>728114349
Are you sure it's not nerve gas?

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>>728114339
Kek'd

>>728114301
wat is that coming out of that bug's ass?

>>728114280
Nice lol

>>728109222
Niggers gonna nig

>>728114343
That doesn't look like suicide. Who commits suicide by staircase?

She fell like 10 feet, ffs. The only problem was the way she landed.

>>728114439
What sport/team/mascot is that?

>>728114461
Those are reproductive organs. Ovipositors probably.

>>728109448
>mom look mom look mom look LOOK MOM! MOM! Look at me! MOM! mom! mom look!
only in adult form

>>728114474
wat

>>728109306
When I die, and people look through my phone, this will show them what kind of person I really was.

>>728114474
I dont understand

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>>728114474
nerve gas

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Amerifats

>>728111583
Dirty little scroat that's funny

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>>728114615
Nerve gas reaction

>>728114474
any medfag here? Is this an epileptical attack triggered by the flutter of the flame?

>>728112224
>"What are you doing to him?! That's my friend NOOOOO"
lol

>>728114713
He's just fucking around, man, don't you see that smile?

>>728113307
moving the head of someone with possible head and neck injury.

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>>728111097
>a friend

>>728114786
I cri

>>728114302
>yea u like dat dont u bish

>>728112528
Good job Air Force, AIM HIGH!

>>728113398
She ran out to a couple of stairs and fell down.

>>728113286
She obviously has some kind of palsy. Still cute.

>>728114842
nerve gas, all up in this thread

>>728114812
Women panicking and causing more problems is pretty much a given. She even trips on her body, ffs.

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>>728111097
Lol a friend

>>728111097
So, what was it like? Did you kinda like it when you "friend" did that?

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>>728109448
>Added to my list of shit I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.

>>728114713
Resident for neurology here. There is a very slim chance this is a complex partial attack with non rhythmic shakes interrupted by 'preventing your headphone from falling' and ' holding on your chair with a smile'.

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>>728111558
Y the fuck would someone give activated charcoal to an intox lmao

>>728114227
Well no fucking shit professor

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>>728110995
What a little shit.

>>728109342
better parenting then most niggers and chinks

>>728109544
But he never dropped the beer. That's a true man right there.

>>728115126
Quick question for you: if one were to hit their head on something would you need to be knocked out to sustain permanent brain damage?

>>728115150
Activated Charcoal? Is that like activated almonds?

>>728113167
she's so god damn cute i would want to love and protect and cook for her forever

>>728109306

Hey dog what you up to

fuckin nothin

>>728114439
Women always need to be in the shot, don't they?

>>728112338
kek

>>728114461
nerve gas

>>728109405

Fake. That cat is obviously CGI.

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>>728112196
>stahp

>>728109123
>jews want to destroy this

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>>728115126
oh yeah I see now. lol

>>728115253
> would you need to be knocked out to sustain permanent brain damage?

I'm not him, but the answer is no, obviously, however concussions with complete and extended loss of consciousness have dramatically higher correlation with long-term brain damage.

>>728109054
HOLY FUCKING KEK, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!

>>728114643
should honestly not be allowed to reproduce, not that it would be possible

>>728114643
>blacks will still fuck her

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>>728109054
chickens is dinosaurs yo

>>728115253
The duration of subconsciousness and duration of amnesia correlates well with brain damage. However there is stuff out there for which you don't need to be knocked out for. Like a subarachnoidal hemorrhage.

>>728115484
must be cold outside

>>728114542
Jacksonville jaguars

>>728111583
thats what you get for wearing flip flops to the grocery store motherfucker

>>728114474
autism strike

>>728111651
That's about right. I learned this from a paramedic who was also my driving instructor.

Ignore these other niggers

>>728115233
a true fucking idiot you mean

>>728112196
frogs always look so pleased

>>728114580
Looks like epilepsy

>>728112388

forty keks

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>>728115466
You're in for a treat anon - this whole thread is riddled with similar fun and exciting surprises! Enjoy!

>>728114643
You'd be surprised, dude, a wretched bitch like that is often a coal burner because no human being would actually touch it.

>>728115033
No loitering bitch

>>728115235
Did you see that fuckin FUP at the end? Nothing of value was lost.

>>728115002

Staged.

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>>728115484
Kek tf? He must be getting battle tactics from that nigger earlier

>>728115484
Randy!

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Can anyone sauce this ?

>>728114116

Well Homo Sapiens Sapiens is an animal species, you dumbfucke.

>>728115419
What the fuck is wrong with me and why did this make me laugh?

>>728114116
>>728111935

Niggers are subhuman.

>>728113077
aaaammeeerrriiicccaaa

>>728113167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

Bet she's a great fuck when she spazzes out. Plus you get to park closer to the shops.

>>728113167
JUST FUCKING FLIP IT BITCH

>>728115398
This is pornographic. Thread says non-pornographic. You're quite the little anarchist, aren't you? Little doublenigger

>>728114474
nutted but she still sucking

>>728114842
There's a clamp of some kind around the base of its tail. You'd be amazed how crippled cats get when they can't use their tails to balance. Manx cats have adapted without them

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>>728115398

>it takes all sorts

>>728115828
No fucking way.

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>>728115002
Dafuq? Kek

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>>728115862
saucenow says your a pedo
and maybe i just became one too watching this

>>728115150
>Y the fuck would someone give activated charcoal to an intox lmao
Because it helps?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3285126

>>728111529
You are trying waaaay too hard

>>728115826
>muh toofus's!

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>>728116115
natural selection

>>728114113
Det cord.

goog it.

>>728116115
This is hilarious. Not the fact that he got badly hurt, but the sheer fucking stupidity is too ridiculous to not find it funny.

Who the fuck decides it's a good idea to drive down a sheer almost 90 degree cliff on their bike?

>>728115854
What manner of Lovecraftian nigger is this?

>>728115862
Lindsay Lohan's Herbie Reloaded audition tape

>>728115855
when the pants come off WATCH OUT

>>728112720
did he get it in though

>>728115911
>Get the fuck out I'm playing Minecraft!
also, checked

>>728109054
what if the mouse and cat were friends playing, big nasty ass, Judge Judy ass chicken comes in and fucks it up

>>728112388
Listen to this while watching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8pjExFdu7g

>>728115923
>why did this make me laugh?
Probably because you're either underage or immature?

>>728116130
Is that Maru?

>>728114968
>add epic sax guy music and make 10h version

>>728115911
Minecraft Let's Play Part 482 in the back.

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>>728116482
That's not a white girl, that's a wigger. A real white person wouldn't find themselves in a situation surrounded by wild animals without making many bad decisions along the way.

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>>728115484
That's a unique way to end a fight.

>>728116376
thats the chick from american horror story

>>728115700
I genuinely feel for that white guy. Black women are probably the most obnoxious species of ape in the world.

>>728113083
I bet a little bit of poop came out

>>728113077
>Fat fuck doesn't like vegetables
>Let's give her steamed brussel sprouts
>Durrr

Most people don't like Brussel sprouts and they don't taste good unless they're cooked in butter. Try a salad next time

>>728111529
If you thought that, you're totally deranged. I don't support trump, but I'm so sick of faggots like you bringing him up all the fucking time. In what way is trump trying to get into mexico, but unable to, until illegal immigrants both show and support him how to do it? You fucking degenerate zombie sheep moron.

>>728115862
Jordan Jones.
My money is on porn the moment she's legal.

>>728116240
Thor had to give that some lead
(as in pronounced "leed" not "led")

Wasn't expecting that outcome and neither was the mouse.
Jesus Christ...

>>728116290
>explaining the joke
Jesus dude you sound like those shitty comedians who commentate on burglar fail videos

>>728116376
it's weird seeing her with only one head

>>728116515
Very possible.

I'm a Jewish attorney though, so you'd think I'd have become at least a little mature by now.

>>728116764
Welcome, newfriend.

>>728112130
niggers

>>728115360
No it's real. Lemon videos hypnotized the cat. They of course rescued it after
http://lemonparty.fr/

>>728116618
Nigger cock got what was coming to him.

>>728113518
I used to be able to do it. I'm too old now.

Lemme tell you guys- it's a lot less like getting your dick sucked and a lot more like having a dick in your mouth.

You know how they say you can't tickle yourself? Blowing yourself works the same way.

>>728115002
Lol Ecksdee so Le Randumb!!!1!

>>728116700
>unless they're cooked in butter
amerifat detected

>>728116700
Most people can eat them without fucking crying. She apparently ate nothing but cheesy potatoes her whole life.

>>728116194
she must be amazing in bed

>>728116423
here you go brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw

>>728116774
>commentate

Are you a fucking nigger or something?

>>728116808
>so you'd think I'd have become at least a little mature by now.
Agreed, but obviously not - as your attempt at humor showed

>>728109448
This looks fucking nice to do. As long as I can hold onto something with my hands, this is a walk in the park. The really hardcore shit are those russian kids who walk along ledges, fuck that. If I start losing my balance with nowhere to grip, I'm dead. If I get an epileptic fit while being able to hold onto something with my hands, I might have a shot not to fall.

>>728115638
nailed it

>>728116974
Nigger needs to be put down.

>>728116932
Nah, it's not random, if one of those events happened without the other it would be, but since they happened right after another it was pretty humorous.

Stupid crazy nigger, go home.

>>728116240
holy fuck how unlucky can you be

>>728116515
>that rubbed me the wrong way
Go suck a dick you holier-than-thou turbonigger

>>728116727
and still ... they dance better than me

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>>728116974
Lmao holy shit there are so many things wrong with his line of thinking (assuming he's not neurotic).

>>728113167
She has cerebral palsy. She's quite pretty and very positive. Her Youtube is Charisse Living with Cerebral Palsy.

>>728117018
>Are you a fucking nigger or something?
Unlikely, as that is a correct usage? Do you ride the short bus?

>>728117117
this has the potential of putting it in different scenarios like they do with some pics.

>>728114113

Detcord.

>>728112468
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

>>728114439
fake and gay

>>728117198
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>728113307
>Tried to be cool and do some gymnastics shit
>Takes a tumble
>Next girl tried to help and trips over her
>Guy strolls up and takes a picture
>Hi! We're the Mission Improvable Improv group!

>>728116974
niggers lack empathy

>>728116940
wheres the rest?

>>728114141
Makes me laugh every time

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>>728117178
Heh heh

>>728112196
Praise Kek

>>728112528
I've always been conflicted with this gif. I support people who want to live their own life, but I hate special snowflakes who want to make more statements that a million people have the shit to give about it, and I also hate violent niggers, and violent non-niggers too.

>>728116718

If you look before the bigger dog leads the smaller one down, It does look very cannily like trump trying to keep Mexican migrates off the top step but failing spectacularly.

>>728117046
>we wuz kaaaaaaaaaaaaangsss.....

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>>728117084
commentating again, aren't we?

>>728113167
thank you for depressing the shit out of me, you goddaMNED FFAGGOT

>>728112554
kek at file name

>>728117018
niggers dont use such high brow words, muhfuggah