REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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>>728091971

i need this

Is my wife going to find out about this?

sure :D

>>728091971
ok

UwU me wante an emo gf, so i can cutte my wr1sts with h3R

>>728091971
R-really? Please... please...

>>728091971
fuck that I don't want a gf I have my bitches

>>728091971
Probably fake but no sense in not trying

>>728091971
Nice try FBI

u kidding

>>728091971
Let me put my fedora on for a second:

This type of hope and faith is the same thing that created religions. OP is a fucking scammer and a liar.

ok

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Clover

well

Gf for the win

>>728091971
How can I trust you?

>>728091971
I really need it!

>>728091971
ok

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>>728091971
Hope for the best

Need me one of those

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>>72809197

cant stop seeing this shit

Plox...

>>728091971
sure

But i want it now... Fuck you OP.

Lord kek work your magic pls

>>728091971
please..

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jesus this bread is thirsty

Ah why not

>>728091971
dasddasdasdas

I want a side of crazy bitch by the end of tomorrow. Come to me.

kill me

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I Belive in our power /b\ros

Yes pls

Make it happen, Op.

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Please

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>>728091971
Finally

Dont fuck this up op

>>728092948
Seeing this face is a major ego boost for me

The dream is real

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F-finally!

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>>728091971

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>>728091971

You cando this

Damn so

>>728091971
This is not how grills work

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Ok, I'm waiting

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nothing to lose

reply

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Deliver OP

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EASY COME EASY GO

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>>728091971
>Implying i want a girlfriend

>>728091971

witness me

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Haha, you obviously underestimate how much of a fuck up i am.

Pls kys fagtard

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What if I'm already married?

Mediocre

>>728091971
roll

>>728091971
plz

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I need this

Won't hurt to try


*Spills drink on computer leading to a fatal electric shock whilst typing*

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Better work!

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I'm ready

But I want a girlfriend NOW

>>728091971
In my case it's actually possible and probable

I'm sad

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>>728091971
(you)

I'm engaged actually but I'm a failure at it. Mock me /b/ros

alright

>>728094059
wow go u what a stud thanks for blogging for us

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if it's on the internet It must be true

>>728091971
Can't hurt.

>>728092286
<# <3 <#

>>728091971
Roll

>>728091971
Fuck it I'll give it a shot

>>728091971

>>728091971
Girlfriend GET!

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>>728091971

>>728091971
please i need this

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Please 4chan gods

>>728091971
>wanting a gf when you have porn

>>728092010
Maybe there is hope.

>>728091971
Ok

ok

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>>728091971
Im fine

pls

>>728091971
sure why not.

i dont think this is reak

Why the hell not

I have a dream

K

Let's see

Gf get

Sad and desperate times... Require dado and desperate measures

>>728091971
Lol

>>728091971
That seems like a good deal to me. Thanks OP!

o really

Let dreams be dreams

>>728091971
only cause you asked me to

Yeah

Sure

Thanks, OP

i am allowed to dream... ELIZABETH

>>728091971
If not you will become my girlfriend.

>>728094861
So, if your dream was to win the lottery & it happened to you in reality, would turn it down just to let your dream stay a dream?

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But I'm gay.

>>728091971
well why not

alrighty

>>728091971
please

Fuck me dead i wished this worked

ok

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as if

>>728091971

>>728091971
rather would like some dubs

let it happen

lol nope

pathetic but anyway

Yes please

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>>728091971
Will I, now?

>>728091971
ty

will i have to leave my house

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>>728091971
If I don't into GF tomorrow then OPs willy will fall off.

>>728091971
Try.

>>728091971
Cant let this opertunity slip by

I am desperate enough to end my loneliness

Reply

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>>728091971
pls

>>728091971
Check em

>>728095679
Guess not

>>728091971
I need dis

I like to pretend one person in this thread will actually succeed, so OP isn't entirely full of shit

>>728091971
k

pls

Its about time

>>728091971
No thank you.

RIP

if dubs I get to smash the girl in my school that looks like that hoe from Karate Kid 4

>>728091971
I sure hope she gets along well with my wife

>>728091971
There is exactly 0% this will happen

>>728095788

Cool, oreeganoo

>>728092948
Are you from the Addams family ?

Yeah

>>728091971
kys faggot

>>728091971
finally

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If only Anon... If only..

Need this
>tfw virgin

>>728092013
>Pass user since 2012
>wife

2D Waifu's can't see 3D girlfriends

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Cease this tread Infidel, I am here to take this so-called "Girlfriend" and then take Jerusalem.

xd

>>728095988

I'm actually much more oldfag than 2012. But 2012 was the earliest year they were available.

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>>728091971
YES

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>>728095788
Hilary swank?

Pls kek help me

i need dis

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>>728091971
ok.

why not?

I really dont undestand how these threads get so many posts, are people here legit retarded or something?

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>>728091971
Absolute shit but ok OP.

Reply

I'm gay tho

k

>>728091971
I know it won't happen

>>728091971
Oh yeeeeeahh

>>728091971
thank mr. skeltal
>amidoinitrite

Thanks God, or Satan, or whoever you are giving away girls to the ugliest people on the planet

Thx

op is still a faggot

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>>728096291
Hope is a downright bitch.

>>728091971
Let's hope so

Would like

One time I looked at my butthole in the mirror and it blew my fucking mind.

I have one but why not, its allways good to have a spare.

>>728091971
word

>>728096291
This. Everybody posting here is a potato

thnk op

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>>728091971
pls

>>728091971
What I hate the most is that this girl looks exactly like the girl I'm crushing on.

>shoulder length, dirty brown hair
>blueish gray eyes
>pale complexion with tiny hinted freckles
>sharp eyebrows
>she does have more of a button nose than OP's pic

Just stop with the false hope.

>>728091971
no i wont

>>728091971
Oh wow

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>>728091971

Please sir!

>>728091971
replying

>>728091971
rep

Sweet

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>>728091971
can I have a weeb bf instead?

Will update if works

>>728091971
Rollin XD

lemme smash

can't hurt to be beta...can it?

>>728091971
roll

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This thread is as bullshit as Bill Nye teaching history

I NEED ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND

>>728091971
Please gib qt3.14 redhead who will call me daddy when I'm smashing her pussy

>>728093753
My wife is gonna be pissed....

ok

Ayyy lmao

>>728091971
Just got a gf yesterday, life's good mayne

Gf yesterday, gf today il have all the gf's pls

OK

sure why not

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>mfw I magically get a girlfriend after posting in this thread

Gf

Good and cool

>>728097584
I know that feel anon

O tomorrow is going to be a great day!

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thank

>>728091971
bich ples

>>728091971

Why not. It's never worked before, but who knows. It only has to work once

So be it

>>728097833
Best reply ever

>>728091971
ples

>>728091971

>>728093542
What are you, gay?

>>728091971
I am ready OP

Hmmmm why not

>>728091971
It better be this Breanna girl I met!

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>>728097763

>>728097444
*Trips fedora*

>>728091971
no

>>728098056
Too late. You have a firlgiend now,.

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>>728096060

Meh why not.

Going

Please I'm so lonely

>>728091971
Can I dump her the next day?

>>728091971
pls, im lonely

>>728091971
let's try

Fuket

I'm desperate as fuck by now. Any girl is fine

yeah sure

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>>728091971
HElloooooo

>>728096500
>>728096631
Somebody make a thread like this but instead of
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD
put
>DONT REPLY TO THIS THREAD
this way everyone can get a girlfriend and nobody has to post in stupid threads, you could even speficy that this includes people who dont see the thread and even people who have never visited 4chan, but because its not going for work the first time, repost it every day untill everyone has a girlfriend.

hey guys

yep

>>728093529
See you, space cowboy

>>728091971

Why not ?

>>728091971
pls

Fuck

yes please

Zis is b8

i know this wont work but i will try anyways

>>728091971
yaaaas

Sure, why not

yep

The last 100 didn't work but who knows

>>728091971
yes please, i'm close !

Oh ok

pls

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>>728091971

I replied to last one. Got tinder match same day. Sad she got deported back to her country.

K

Sure, it will be different this time.

aiiight!

ohh nice i want gf

Op is a faggot

>>728091971
I will

Rollerino

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>>728091971
now i'll wait

>>728091971

Posting

give me the girl in the pic

Replied

K

>>728091971
Yuh

lol, k

Ok

Rollll

>>728091971
Give me a qt3.14 bf instead

>>728091971
Hope so

ok kms

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>>728091971

Give me that gurl!

I HOPE SO

>>728093187
Head like an orange

Will it be there one I want?

Che k

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This better work OP

please jesus I'm so sad

That's actually quite likely

>>728091971
nice

I'm so desperate that I know this is total bullshit but I'll still try

Hope she's a cock loving yandere with a perfect body

>>728096354
Then why did you reply!? Now you get a gurl!

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>>728091971
please.

>>728091971
God isn't real and neither is this.

>>728097162
Literally pick anyone in this thread.
Newfag.

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>>728091971
How couldn't I with swag like this

I love you


Please work :(

>>728091971
You

I need a waifu

This is stupid. Obviously you need to share this to a certain number of friends within a certain amount of time for the Satan magic to work into your soul. I have degrees in this.

>>728091971
Qt gf pls :)