Ask a bored nightowl working at a gas station anything.

>>728079711
Lol, 7/11 dubs

>>728079711

are you a bored nightowl working at a gas station?

>>728079711
your hand makes you look like your overweight.

>>728079782
Yes
>>728079798
I sorta am, but i'm working on it, dropped 20lbs last month

>>728079711
hows life treating you?

Well, this thread died faster than my self esteem

>>728080059
Can't really complain, i make $13/hr due to a new promotion, life is alright right now.

>>728080130
sounds good. I'm about to fail my IT-exams, but I don't care. I'm thinking of becoming a groundskeeper anyways. I love that line of work.

>>728079711
How much profit does one of those stations make in a week?

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>>728080375
After expenses, salary, etc. we clear about 50k a week here on bad weeks
>>728080241
Keep your chin up man, but hey, if you want to be a groundskeeper, go for it, but change your name to willie first.

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>>728080546
RRAAARRGH! WHU UF YE SMASHED MY PETUNIAS?

>>728080759
Kek

>>728080241
work at a cemetery man dig graves for a livving.

>>728081054
does'nt sound bad at all, but don't I have to be a churchmember or at least X-ian for that?

>>728081287
Nope, gravediggers can be anyone, a lot of em are ex cons

As an owl, how do you feel about how birds in general are portrayed in the press?

>>728079711
Victoria BC?

Why you dont study for a better work? I hate poor people

>>728079711
Your hand also makes you look like a nigger

>>728081623
Whoo
>>728081653
Cali, Usa
>>728081784
I have a degree in business, and am the assistant manager, they told me i have to gain exp first before i can jump to a corporate position
>>728082041
Whiter than sour cream

I used to do graves in a Shell while back. Miss it, if I'm being honest, lot of fun wierd customers.

>>728082238
Wouldn't trade graves for anything man, easy as fuck, and i have a blast.

>>728079711
Bored Nightowl Cabdriver checking in.

Also: Chek'd

>>728082341
Pretty much, only reason I stopped is because I moved and they didn't have them here. Sucks. How long've you been doing them?

>>728082159
What a nigger thing to say

>>728079711
Have you ever been the victim of an armed robbery there?

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>>728082592
About 2 years, used to college during the day, then work at night, but finally graduated, and just stuck with night shifts.
>>728082641
>pic related

>>728082770
Only once, dude was stupid af and got caught in like, 2 hours though.

>>728082817
Tell the story, pls

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>nightowl

>>728082895
>nig comes in
>points gun at me
>gimme the money
>i do so
>not gonna lie, was shityourpants scared
>nig then tells me to give him all our newport menthols
>give them to him
>wants scratchers, the $30 ones
>nig gets scratchers
>runs out of store
>i grab the door keys, go to lock it
>heyawallet.png
>it's the nig's
>grab it, lock the door, run into the back and call the cops
>they get there in like, 5 minutes
>tell them everything, hand over nig's wallet
>they're waiting when he gets home.
>nomorenig.jpeg

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>>728082985
Did i fucking stutter?

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>>728083251

That's a Shell friend not a Nightowl

>>728083214

>>wants all the Newport's.

Typical Nig.
Thanks for the story.

Ever had sex in the gas station bathroom?

1 of 2
Not OP, but I worked at a shell/giant in Albuquerque a few years back. White guy comes in and buys cigs. I card him by scanning his ID in computer (it tells you their age and records everything on mag strip. Dob, ID#, name, all that shit) he gets in his car and pulls around back. Nigger gets out passanger side. Comes in with gun and tells me to give him the money. Nigger cracked out of his mind. I give him the whole tray that comes out of the register. Nigger comes around counter, cocks gun and puts it to my chest. Stands there tweeking for nearly 2 minutes (which is a fucking lifetime when a cracked out nigger is thinking about killing you)

>>728083398
>ask a bored nightowl working at a gas station anything
>guess you read it wrong
>>728083418
Being honest, once, with the old manager, huuuuge black chick, offered to jump me from CSR to ASM if i fucked her.

Did not enjoy it, but that promotion though.

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>>728083606

>ask a bored nightowl anything
>nightowl
>shell fag
>but anon you just read it wrong

>>728079711
What city are you in?

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>>728083606
Did you use a rubber, or do you have Super Nigger Aids now?

>>728083574
2 of 2
Nigger snaps back to reality, grabs the tray of money and runs back to car. When he gets in he drops the gun (he was carrying the tray with both hands and had the gun on top.) call cops with all drivers info, even plate number from security cams. Cops show up. Find .44 revolver loaded and cocked where nigger dropped it. Cops print gun (which i would have kept if i knew it was there before the cops showed) have a shitload of info on both guys. Never caught either. I found driver on facebook, found house and threw brick threw window. It felt good

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>>728083741
Definitely wrapped that shit up
>>728083677
Not tellin man, 951 area code is the closest you get outta me for a location
>>728083676
>pic related

>>728079711
Have you ever fingered yourself while masturbating?

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>>728083929

>pic related

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OP works at a Shell within the South Coast Air Quality Management District, which monitors air quality and smog levels in Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties.

Anyone care to sharpen the photo further?
Not sure if anymore of the text can be worked out.

>>728084097
>>728083929

South Coast Air Quality Management District + 951 area code means OP is in Riverside.

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>>728084180

Looks right

>>728083956
Uhhh, no
>>728084011
Working here teaches you to take no crap
>>728084097
Good job anon, keep going, i want you to call me on the store phone when you find me, ask if we have battletoads, so i know it's you.

>>728084266

Or just play dumb, no wonder you work at a shell.

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>>728084266

There are 7 Shell gas stations in Riverside with the area code 951.
Here are there phone numbers.

9516858893
9516815378
9513696738
9516856111
9517847852
9517807415
9517828535

First one is a no.

>>728084437
I'm lulzing, keep digging anon, i'm expecting a call from you shortly
I'll respond with
"We have one copy in stock" when you call about battletoads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2_wqDnDkQ0

>>728084547
between the numbers 1 and 7 what is your favorite

>1 being the first 7 being the last

>>728084437
It's one of the last two numbers.

>>728084731
4

>>728084815
which

>>728084815
Come on anon, find me, let's see if /b/'s still amazing detectives.
>>728084876
Not telling, kek

>>728079711
didn't you post in a trap thread yesterday morning

>>728079711

Do you like working for Royal Dutch Shell?

i liek dogg pussi

323 here OP
if my phone weren't charging I'd give you a call just for kicks
I work 10p to 630 am here. Fuck I hate these hours. Done it 10 years.

>>728084437
I've called every single number.
He's not at one of those.

>>728084954
Nope, but i do have a coworker who claims to be trans, what time was it?
>>728084979
Royal dutch? Nah, we're under a company called "tesoro" or some shit
>>728085017
That sucks bro
>>728085059
Find me, come on man

>>728085017
The phones charging bit, not the 10 years, i mean

>>728079711
Grease is that you?

>>728085363
Nope, friends and coworkers call me rusty. It's better not to tell y'all the story behind that one.

>>728082781
Touché, you shifty nigger