Quads and I eat what ever you want! Dog dick, shit, piss, whatever...

suck a dick, chew, and swallow the sperm of any male mammal

>>728068636
Rolling for a delicious turkey sandwich with lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo, and a just a little onion.

>>728068793

That would be nice

eat your own dick

>>728068793
rolling this but with an added olive on a toothpick on top.

>>728068636
my dick

>>728068636
Dog dick, but how you gonna get it?

700mg of lsd

>>728068636
A bowl of nails... without any milk

An entire jar of mayonaise

>>728068898
>>728068885
so fucking close
rotten dead rat with mayo

A family sized bag of Lays salt and vinegar potato chips.

>>728068636
Eat ass.

>>728068636
Shirt and piss smoothie

>>728068636
eat nails

Chop your finger off and eat it

>>728068636
a quart of blood

potato chips soaked in your own piss

An apple

Yourself

Your mother's vagina.

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How 'bout dubs 'nstead?

>(if not dubs I kms livestream.)

>>728073148
Fuck

I die tonight boys.

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>>728073200
Fuckin ayylmao

how about a banana

>>728073306
ok, two bananas

>>728073698

>>728073975

>>728074196
ez

Buy some pudding and fill it with glitter. I want you to shit glitter for a week.

a shoe

chomp on my peenus weenus

One of your fingers

>>728074309
Please just shit some glitter and post your shits. I've always wondered what glitter shit looks like.

eat BOTW for the switch

>>728074409
reroll

a nigger

A whole 5lb pound bag of haribo sugar free gummy bears

>>728074482
Rollin

>>728074448
Too close.....

>>728074448
FOOOOCK

>>728074482

>>728074482
Roll

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i want you to pluck all your eyelashes off and eat them :)

>>728074533
These have got to count. Eating glitter isn't even that bad.

Rollinn

Rolly

Go to the nearest restaurant and order yourself a nice steak dinner with sides.

>>728074700
You going to listen to the voice of reason and shit glitter for a week or listen to satan? Make sure you shit in public and don't flush.

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>>728074666
look at my 666 niggers

Retoll

Shit

Piss

Ass

>>728071460
That's shits so good

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i want to watch u shit on a paper plate then microwave it then eat it

Dog's dick that's covered with shit and piss

>>728068636
A pound of uncooked spaghetti.

>>728068636
A bag of hot cheetos, with the chili and cheese from theg as station nacho machine. Also, get a dr pepper with alot of ice

>>728068636
condom you came in, all of it. time stamp nigga

>>728068636
i love the spaget idea. time stamp it too

Microwaved shit

>>728068636
make a delicious meal, then jerk off into it, then eat.

>>728075374
Oh shit that sounds great right now.
Rolling for this

>>728068636
Your father.
Not his dick, his entire body.

>>728076664
You dodged a bullet OP.

>>728076664
O fuck

dog shit

I'll go with dog dick since you're eager enough to lead off with it.

>>728068636
microwave a hot pocket on high for 5 minutes. Take it out and eat immediately.

>>728078584
great idea

How about a fetus?

Human, animal, whatever you can find

bbump