YLYL thread

>>728063276
Que?

>>728063276
go damnit

>>728063919
This one always gets me.

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>>728063276
lost already damn

>>728063276
FUCK

>>728063276
k

>>728063276
kek

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>>728065017
switch

>>728064322
Am I the only one who wants her to suck my cock with that painted on?

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>>728065067
Kek

>>728063276
.

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>>728065255

>>728065578
Whoa didn't mean to post this one :'(

>>728065544
pepe isnt a faggot you faggot

>>728065578
wait what the fuck he fucking lived?

>>728065578
so the electricity started to turn parts of him white?
that's amazing, do you think he gains mental powers too?

>>728065544
Lost

>>728062534
libelah libelah timmmmmmyyyy

>>728065578
when you do shit only white people do, you turn white. Good to know.

>>728063276
top kek

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>>728064192
>your welcome m00t

>>728063276
Fucking hell.

>>728065017
This is the Monty Hall Paradox, not the "Monty Trolley Problem"

>>728063276
fuck

>>728065578
Sauce?

>>728064167
this isn't funny. it has never been funny. please immediately throw your computer into the bathtub with you.

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>>728065017
Yes, it's technically better to switch.

>>728066496
You don't know what a paradox is, do you?

>>728064167
nice feet

>>728066496
It's poking fun at philosophy majors you pleb.

>>728066464
This always reminded me of one of those weird Fallout speech quests

>>728065939
Got me. DAMMIT!!!

>>728066793
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem#The_paradox
You don't know how to use google, do you?

>>728065578
What was he trying to do?

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>>728066655
Screamed the stable boy

>>728066154
What did he mean by this?

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Way ma niggas at?

>>728063276
ur sick in the head

>>728062534

that reminds me of when jimmy and timmy join the crips...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYnEWPs2RCU

>>728063276
nice one

>>728065017
Put line of rocks starting from smaller to larger (railways have gravel under them) to derail the train and possibly kill up to 11 people.

>>728066891

somehow, because he looks like christopher walken, i imagine his voice. actually, he looks like christopher walken had a baby with elon musk.

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>>728067027

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>>728064167

>>728063276
good one

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>>728067170
Haha nice logo

>>728066582
>huntin for hot pocket

>>728066961
You didn't actually read that article, did you?

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>>728066655
Stay mad faggot

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>>728067278

commissioned for free

>>728066655
>trips
>dubs
>not realising this won't actually kill the OP

>>728067134
>derailing hundreds of tons of steel by placing rocks on the tracks

do you even trains

>>728065017
if i walk away before the train hits anyone i cant be charged with involuntary manslaughter

>>728063276
Alright that's good

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>>728067392
Thanks lori

>>728063276
Asdf

>>728066733
O afroman, u so silly

>>728067328
I've done a goddamn thesis on the Monty Hall Problem dipshit

>>728063276
good juan

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>>728062534

>>728067590
It's a parody you moron.

>>728067590
Who's the real chump here then :/

>>728066891
I always knew something was creepy about this motherfucker.

>>728067027
stupid fucking nigger looking at the other guy like it was his fault that the voodoo magic stuck the phone to the ground

>>728067680
op

>>728067289
How the fuck did she only break an arm
They say africa is starving but look at this milk chugging ape fall 7 stories with barely a scratch

>>728067168
Dudewat

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>>728067710
Kek

>>728066789
Jesus christ that is his leg that goes flying

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>be like 5-6
>little shit, have an older sister that I always hate on for no reason
>random evening, sis is brushing her teeth in bathroom with door open
>bathroom is at the end of our hallway, I was in my bedroom at the other end
>look down hallway
>lightbulb.png
>in some retarded moment of brilliance, I thought it'd be a funny idea to charge down the hallway and wipe my sisters legs out
>Operation Rhino Charge initiated
>I grab a pillow from my bed, wrap it over the top of my head, holding it there ear to ear
>begin bolting it down the runway of pain
>looking straight down at the ground, no sense of direction
>full velocity reached
>reach bathroom, sis clearly noticed by this point, she takes one step to the left
>i run full force into the toilet
>instant golf ball sized lump on my forehead
>stumble down dazed and confused, start crying
>mum comes upstairs to see whats up
>sees my head, sis explains what happened
>mum starts telling off my sis for not stepping in
>mfw still a win

>>728067590
And somehow you still don't know what a paradox is?

>>728066119
well he did become part white...

>>728063276
s

>>728067455
>Ramps don't move things
>5,000,000 ton boulder wouldn't slow a train down at all

Do you even logic?

>>728066655
full house oh shit

>>728063276
eat shit

>>728067289
Ahhhhh morbid shit. I love it!!!!

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>>728067720
You're not wrong

>>728067168
No seriously, wat?

There is just one anon posting banana memes and he is a huge faggot

>>728068044
>dinduVsWaifu.webm

>>728067609
Well now noone can deny evolution

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>>728068071
If only you knew how wrong you are.

>>728067521
How thoughtful, to dust it off before eating out.

>>728068016
My mother already died in her sleep last night so fuck you.

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>>728068095
saved
>thanks lori
have some OC i made in about 5 minutes when i was gay

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>>728068189

>>728065017

Just have Hulk smash the trolley.

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>>728065578
Curious George

>>728063276
fucker

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>>728068254

i must be gay all the time, then.

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>>728068309
Human banana

>>728063276
dsd

>>728063276
that was smart

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>>728068044

well, after this, i guess the dude became the target nr.1 as victim for... everything. he lost all his honor.

>>728064602
It's scary that I can't tell if this is fake or not.

>>728066721
explain mathematically how it's better?
I'm open to ideas but to me, it seems like initially it's 1/3
You either picked right or not initially, and then a door with 5 is opened
so there's 2 possibilities, you chose right initially or you chose wrong, the door opening with 5 only shows you that there is a wrong choice that was there.
The second choice you make, to switch or not, still seems like a 50/50 to me regardless of what your first guess was

Maybe I'm wrong?

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>>728068378

>>728063276
Shit

>>728068466
>those paint skills
should consider working in advertising anon

>>728063276
Zozzle

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>>728067807
filename should be whiteprivlage.webm

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>>728068540

lol

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>>728068570
whyy canntt iiiii iiiiii oohh some day i wihsh upon a star wake up where the clouds are far behhinnd

>>728065017
Morally you tried to avoid the largest loss of life

>>728064562
>>728064598
Can you draw any better than this anon ?

>>728063276
Shit

>>728068079
maximum kek

>>728067855
lost his leg up to the thai

>>728064349
>The eyes of that butcher who killed anon for fucking his daughter
Kek, that was a good one

>>728068630
>>728065017
nope turn 720 degrees and walk away

>>728063276
ass

>>728068474
Imagine there are 100 doors but same rules - you pick one, then all that are incorrect are revealed except one. Do you change or stick with your initial guess? Same thing is going in with only 3 doors. If you really want to understand, look up sample space and conditional probability.

>>728068646
Naw

>>728063276
Ay

>>728066892
The Monty Hall problem is a problem of statistics, not philosophy you retard

>>728068446

stop to post your shitty webms

>>728064349
> that happened

>>728066154
his skin was burned bad and melted to the point that it looks white and that usually you only see white people doing weird/crazy/stupid shit like this

>>728068871
for >>728067001

>>728068474
So if I remember correctly, the chance of your initial pick being correct remains 1/3 regardless of the first incorrect door being opened, whilst the third door (the one that's closed and not selected) now has a 1/2 chance of being correct.

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Sniper haha .where did you find this one?
Oh somewhere online haha.

>>728065544
>her
Kek

>>728068974
yes the statistics magic/// and muh goats

>>728067027
that fucking chimp gets pissed off and tries to destroy the phone. dont think i need to say more

>>728063276
Aw shoot

>>728067027
>woman tosses lemon to check buoyancy on concrete

>>728066488
keks

>>728065768
Take the bottom track, and 1/12 of a person will be born

>>728068824
You're an idiot. Philosophy majors spend an entire class discussing the ethics of what's worse: killing someone or letting more die. The math guys troll them by modifying it into a question of probability and of course they are as clueless as you.

>>728065017
Yes, its better to switch. Imagine there are 1000 doors, and 998 'bad' doors are revealed.
If you switch, you'll have a1:2 chance to hit the right door, as opposed to the 1:1000 chance you had before.

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>>728062534

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i in advertising ps gibs me jahb

mew mew

>>728069133
BANANIME
>BANINIKUN KONICHIWA SENPAI
>OSU!

>>728068836
>stop to post
They're funnier than 3/4 of the shit being posted you colossal faggot

>>728068474
Something something Monty Hall
https://youtu.be/9vRUxbzJZ9Y

>>728068770
ok I think I get it now thanks

>>728063276
hol up

>>728068836
nigger detected

>>728065768
right one, because everyone knows that the left would kill an infinite amount of people, while the right would save 1/12 of a person.

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>>728062534

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>>728067168


>Pastor Daniel tells congregation to eat GRASS 'to be closer to God'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajLzAuyHHp0

lolniggers.exe

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mew mew mew tehe pway pway squeek mew

>>728069200
Close, -1/12

>>728068044
>>728068423
found info on it
http://abc7news.com/education/girl-in-sonoma-high-school-beating-video-will-face-charges/1205363/

>>728068359
>throwing the rock at the front of the tire

>>728067289
what the actual fuck
>did I just witness a murder?

>>728069216
The monty hall problem has nothing to do with killing people or letting them die. It's completely separate from the trolley problem

>>728069329

kek, so go on, post your old shitty stuff. newfag

>>728069463
NOPE ITS EMPLOYEE SUICIDE ATTEMPT SHE SURVIVED BUT SHE GOT HER ASS WHOOPED HER ASS IS PROBABLY BRUISED AF RN PROBABLY HURTS TO SIT DOWN IN THE SWEAT SHOP SHE PROB CRYING RN FAM LIT AF

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i so puffy tho mew mew

>>728069537
No fucking shit, it's a parody

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SO RN IM MAKING A KNEW ANIME
ITS CALLED BANINIME WHERE THE PROTAGONIST IS A BANANA AND THANKS LORI

>>728069426
That's implied by the person being born instead of dying

>>728062534
Posted in last nights ylyl, got me gud
https://youtu.be/oJhBCMoYpdk

>>728066891
You can tell shes drugged. Judging by how horny she looks im guessing molly.

>>728069572

what does this mean in english? care to translate that nigger-jabber?

>>728069616
then how is someone an idiot for saying the monty hall problem is unrelated to philosophy?

>>728069664
just made this vid today i put bunch of effort into it it was my journalism mid term

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>>728063276

>>728069548
I've been here since 2007; about the time your whore of a mother sold her pussy the night your mistake ridden ass ruined her figure and tits

>>728069738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG1J-YgNgjw

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>>728069645

>>728067493
Oh fuck yes

>>728069715
Because it was already pointed out and explained numerous occasions in this very thread.

>>728063276
:<

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>>728067910

>>728067807
people do this shit to "exercise" still stupid though

>>728063276
:(

>>728065578
Fucking amazing. White dude turned black all the way to the afro. See, how it was a dude working (white dude) then after the shock it was a black looking white dude. Dont mess with electricity kids.

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>>728069548

>>728065544
So you want pepe to suck your peepee?

http://tinyurl com/mpqnumr
You'll thank me later

>>728069848
You seem to think the monty hall problem is somehow a parody of the trolley problem, which it isn't. I have no idea how you came to that conclusion.

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>>728069548
Nigger

>>728063276
nig

>>728069744

newfag

>>728067884
And from that day forward, you lost your smarts.

>>728063276
fuck off nigger

>>728070015
is this piccolo in dbz ultra shippuden ?

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>>728069548
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjRw9X2Hxro

>>728069966
That's not what I said at all you fucking imbecile.

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>>728070091
good eye

>>728069744
lmao can't get girls like a normal guy, just mothers? Shame.

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>>728065939
>posting my waifu without permission

>>728066430
lost

>>728063276
Sad

>>728065017
these are so retarded.

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>>728070033

>>728070167
do you newfags forget every image you see and just keep replying to the same b8 images? pretty sad

>>728063276
Fuck you

>>728065255
that was a good day ;)

>>728070238
see this shit is why nothing new comes. all these kids are flocking here like goddamn pickles just leave if you dont wanna die or not post reply your mom wtf?

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>>728066740
nothing like a cereal dildo to kill your day

>>728070230
That's been my question, this is bullshit bait them tarts got to fucking stop replying.

>>728070141
was this you >>728069216?
because this is the guy I was responding to, and he clearly thinks the monty hall problem is somehow related to the trolley problem.

>>728069222
Krazy Kripples. Nice trips brah

>>728067126
boring

>>728066430

jesus christ this one dude, its beautiful, lost

>>728070397
He never said that. English isn't your native tongue, is it?

>>728069217
but if you don't switch, you'll still have a 1:2 chance to hit the right door.

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>>728070160
Why don't you have a seat over here.

>>728063276
Every fucking time, should just avoid posts with that many replies.

>>728067609
lost

so many newfags here. same shit all over again and again. its like 2010 or something

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>>728068423

>>728064602
The real question is will those kids technically be "half-twins"?

>>728070527
Post some oc then fagtron

>>728070479
Did you even look at what he was responding to?
>A guy says the monty hall problem is a problem of statistics, not philosophy
>You respond with a description of the trolley problem
So either he thinks they're related, or doesn't know the difference

>>728069454
>Nig pushes girl's head towards his dick
>She tries to push away
>He keep trying to grab her
>She hits him in the face so she can escape
>She's the one getting charged

Fucking nignogs

>>728063276
Fuck

>>728065944
HAHAHA

>>728066891

If shes 16 then im Pope Francis. she looks at least fucking 20

>>728067289
she actually survived. Story: an arab female master was laughing watch her negro housekeeper falling from the apartment. Don't remeber where i saw the news

>>728068474
2/3 chance to get wrong initially therefore you should switch after the reveal because you were more likely to choose incorrectly when there were 3 options rather than 2

>>728069697
She tried to kill herself, but only ended up in pain. It's going to make her already painful life even more painful. It's likely this just makes her even more depressed.

>>728063276
fuck you

>>728070613
Fuck boys that comment shit like that are only here to find memes to post on reddit or 9fag. The worst kind of faggot.

>>728063276
This one is funny 'cause it's a pun.

>>728067126
Why

>>728069890
Checkmate, atheists

>>728066891
Wtf is she doing

>>728070958
kek

>>728063276
Kek

>>728063276
Fuck off

>>728070632
Okay, I'm going to try to explain it one more time.

Philosophy fags are typically pompous morons discussing stupid shit like the trolley problem, right?

The man folks troll them by modifying the scenario into something like this
>>728065017
or this
>>728065768
or numerous others. The joke is the clueless humanities fags, who think they are so smart, will not what to make of it because they most likely have never studied math past college algebra. That's it. No one claimed the trolley problem if the montey hall had anything to do with each other outside of this joke.

>>728063919
lost

>>728071280
Math folks not man folks

>>728070824
Are you the quadroon still triggered from earlier? Fuck off to tumblr already you insufferable twat.

>>728065578
He was just trying to be white again i don't see a problem

>>728069463
saudi arabia iirc, a cleaning lady falled over the balcony and the lady owner filmed her instead of helping, in the audio you can hear "grab my hand please" over and over

the filming cunt got 3 months jail because the cleaning lady survived

>>728071450
No idea what you're referring too. I just saw a 100% angry faggot fuck boy and pointed it out.

>>728071553
Got the vid with audio?

>>728071280
These look like they were made in MS paint. I doubt it's an attack by "math folks" directed at philosophy fags. This was probably made by a 12 year old.

>>728069351
explain

>>728071664
So was I right though? English isn't your native language?

>>728071731
well, at least this changed the cancer up a little..

>>728064349
Classic

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>>728071743

>>728071802
No, you suffer from paranoid delusions about an imaginary war between the "math folks" and philosophy fags. You still implied that the monty hall problem and the trolley problem are related, and the fact that you didn't realize it makes me further question your grasp on reality.