Showing 4chan to a newfag. Gimme your best.

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>>728052229
i dont wanna

>>728052229
No

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>>728052229
Hi there new friend! There are many other boards on 4chan with unique communities and rules! This one is the bee board, or randumb for short!

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Turtle cock.

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>>728052229

Take your raging autistic friend and fuck off. There. You wont find a better representation of 4chan in any other comment. Fuck off.

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>>728052229

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>have you met our mascot yet

>>728052990
Is this some kind of vore?

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>>728052229
youll need this eventually

>>728053175
I don't even know dude, probably.

>>728052606
I can fap to this dot jaypegging lol cause cuck life

>>728052777
Checked
Not really
Reported though

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Show him the horrors of 4chan.

>They'll be waking up soon.

>>728052777
Sexy as fuck.

>>728053474
Why the FUCK nigga

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>>728052229
something for your viewing pleasure

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>>728053452

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>>728052229

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>>728052606

I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god damn uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground!

>>728053831
I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool!

>>728053898
Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia! YEEE HAW! Gut Blowout! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me all your Slack! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of...

>>728052606
MODSMODSMODS

>>728052606
MODS

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>>728052606
FUCKING MODSSSS

>>728053970
Nigger why are you calling mods? It's fucking CG. The girl doesn't even exist.

>>728053819
How the fuck does an iPhone save an image as a PNG?

>>728054034
It's not real you dips

>>728053674
Illegal dopple dubs

>>728054090
Still child porn nigga

>>728054129
Wat.

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>>728053174

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>>728052229
someone new?!
welcome to the place of sorrow

>>728054172
You used to check posts with doubles and
Report them.
Welcome
To the club faggot

>>728054269
That was back in 2007. Why the fuck would you be that nigger this day? Dubs should be worshiped
In fact.
Get on your knees, peasant.

>>728054130
You are the densest motherfucker alive. I guess you call your local police station everytime you see Shadman.

>>728054130
You must be op's newfag friend

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>>728052229
Here you go faggots, have fun. Post pics when youre done

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Skinny Skelton

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if the newfag wants to get used to 4chan. he needs to experience a hostile takeover.
this is now a R34 thread

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>>728052606

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>>728053334
First time I saw this scene I thought of your post

>>728054599
Whats the story on these guys?

>>728054467
Tip 1) don't do anything you see here

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>>728052229

>>728054034
Ban crayola moot pls

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a little something for the boys back home
https://youtu.be/ck5f9LzQmjY?list=FLygESLPBfm4oa0yw2nLVggg

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>>728055041
aaah!

>>728054786
They bought /pol/. Basically they're invincible

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>>728054953
mas carne por favor

https://youtu.be/4Q0diR34tSA?list=FLygESLPBfm4oa0yw2nLVggg

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>>728055208
W-W-W-Why would you?

>>728053536
i dont get it

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>>728052229
how is your newfag taking thing?

https://youtu.be/YAI6GLBtgDE?list=FLygESLPBfm4oa0yw2nLVggg

>>728056178
lulz

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>>728054198
Fuck OFF

>>728054838
Unless you are told to leave forever

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>>728052606
See OP
Meet the Faggot. You'll meet lots of these!

https://discord.gg/bp44v4s

le REDDIT discord xD

le 4chan is le scary place

please come to this SAFE le REDDIT discord for safe MEMEING

>>728052606
I thought the Otaku killer was ded

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i enjoy this thread.
https://youtu.be/fV3nflAQ99w?list=FLygESLPBfm4oa0yw2nLVggg

>>728055104
The horrors cannot be unseen.

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>>728056640
but, but, OP is faggot? right?

>>728056665
https://discord.gg/PVmXUtx

that discord is for faggots the real memeage happens here.

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>>728057024

>>728053174
>Mega Man X intro level

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>>728055549
>tfw only uncensored part in the original is a boy's penis
Nice job, Anon.

>>728052229
you don't deserve my best

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well fellas im going to sleep for now.
>>728052229
i hope your newfag learned a lot!

https://youtu.be/aFbuSShYKpc

>>728053452
Don't post this evil

>>728053502
Stop

>>728057347
Beheading is a pretty gruesome way to go and then ur talking movements to get rid of the neckbone/spine always gets me on any behaving vid

>>728059055
Literally what?

Nut memz lol

>>728054467
Was that an accident puss slip? Or nah?

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>>728057347
Beat me to it.

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>>728055136