you all know the deal. dubs decides

Say "she's not even that good looking lol"

>>728046288
WHAT THE FUCK

ARE U A WIZARD

>>728046465
I was feeling lucky loool

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>>728046288
god damn it i wanted some fun

>>728046694
She probably wouldn't message you back anyway

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>>728046694
let's start a new one since i doubt she is gonna reply

>>728047010
Hey there good lookin', wanna get coffee sometime?

>>728047010
*shapeshifts into a humanoid wolf*
lets fuck, bitch

>>728046070
Wanna catch a lame movie and make out?

Which lips can I start with?

>>728047010
Will Ariana let me see her Areolas?

>>728047010
we matched on V-Day, so what day can I take your V?

>>728047468
rolling

>>728047010
I fucked a sheep. I fucked a goat. I rammed my cock right down its throat

so long, gay bowser!

so longa bowser!

imma swagga man

hey baby

u gib me da 1-up BBYGURL if u know what i mean :DDDDD

look at that dick

my nipples are hard

STOP BEING SO HOT. I CAN ONLY ENJOY LOOKING AT YOU SO MUCH.

hey why do u cover ur face?

i liek cream cheese

i fapped to this twice already lol

i bet ur feet smell great

You're a feast for the eyes, ma'lady. Care to converse a bit with a real gent?

want some turtle neck stew?

i want to smell you bb

>>728047010

Niggers tongue my anus. Tits or gtfo.

Ariana rhymes with banana, you know

i am a wizard

>>728047010
Tinder does spark a fire...a fire between my loins! huehuehuehuehue

"To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag o’ jellybeans up my ass"

>>728047010
There's literally nothing sexier than a girl with a big forehead.

>>728048030
rolling

i fapped to this twice already lel

>>728047010
I bet you enjoy dinner and a movie

>>728048066
Winrar

>>728048030
this

>>728047010
"Why hide your face? You ugly?"

>>728047010
i bet you like being a bad girl ;)

>>728048200
winrar

MY ASS

>>728048066
Check em

im dumb as fuck what are you using to get paired with people?

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>>728048066
took a while

>>728048277

Winrar!

>>728048277
t i n d e r

>>728048277
we have a winner

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this doesnt seem to be going anywhere ill post another soon if no reply

>>728048341
>>728048632
check
>>728048287

>>728046070
Link this discord https://discord.gg/Jtvtw and let me do it

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>>728048677
i've noticed women have shit response times on that app. fucking makes no sense they're on their phones 24 god damn 7

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here goes another bois

Love a chick I can relate to.

You look just like my sister!

>>728048922
you match with some ugly ass chicks

>>728048922
simi you're an ugly cunt

>>728048677
winrar

>>728048910
you're ugly, and they're not that interested

>>728048922
I keep getting all the dubs kek

Can I tongue punch your orifices on the third date, or is that a first date kinda thing? I dont normally do sluts.

>>728048922
do you want to help me count my toes?

>>728049099
>>728049111
do i do dubs or trips?

>>728049169
Dubs here. Do trips.

i think its time for a girlfriend.

>>728049099
YES

Trips here, do dubs

>>728049099
WINRAR

>>728049300
Trips got dubs saying to do dubs.

Guess tongue punching wins again

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>>728049300
will do urs after if i get a reply

>>728049418
You haz titties xdXD can i see them xDxd

>>728049418
if no reply i will open with this >>728049099
for the next grill

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RELEASE THE TITTIES

>>728049418
Thanks I'm proud of it

>>728047861
Roll

>>728047957
FUCKING KEK
ROLL

>>728046288
>>728048066
>>728048200
>>728048277
>>728048677
>>728048922
>>728049099
>>728049111
>>728049300
>>728049544

WHAT IS GOING ON

>>728047985
No.

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>>728049544
winrar

I'm not a robot

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>>728049713
That ain't shit nigga

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>>728049544
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

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oh shit guys

>>728050116
Him her with the orifices dubs

>>728050116
Charge your phone, OP

>>728050116
PENIS COCKSUCKAR

>>728050116
From now on please reply to the girl you want me to send to doing 2 at once

>>728050116
that was for my girlfriend sorry. Anyway how do you feel about threesomes?

>>728050116
dis grill sammy she ugly

>>728050116
say "sorry that was meant to go to a less used thot"

>>728050116
kill yourself nigger fag

>>728050251
THIS, NOW

>>728050116
my penis is a vagina

>>728050116
I'm talking about the girl we will have a threesome with

>>728049544
>>728050116

DOIT

>>728050251
i want dis

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i swear on me mum i sent it just wanted to give a pic of her

>>728050344
WINRAR KEK

>>728050116
I want to drill your anus to a size larger than your forhead

sendd picktures of spodermoon

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>>728050344

>>728050439
kinda cute for a wetback

>>728050499
THE BEAUTY

>>728050566
THE BEAST.

So like what are you? A cum dumpster?

>>728050642
oops my bad dick cock

i swear on my mum i won't dryfire

>>728050642
How much was that nose job btw? Cheap?

>>728050642
when does the cow meow?

>>728050642
hahahahhaha fucking bitch

>>728050642
NIGGER NIGGER SHIT DICK NIGGER

wanna peg me? =)

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>>728050499

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>>728050700
>>728050642


DOIT

>>728050800
kek this

>>728050803
rolling for this holy shit

>>728050800
WINRAR

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>>728050800
why

>>728050800
fuckn hilarious

>>728050803
PLEASE

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>>728050499
WUT

i have a tattoo of trumps hair on my ass

>>728047010
All the women in the world can't satisfy me as much as being able to watch your family be deported.

>>728050566
WHAT IS HAPPENING
THERE ARE SO MANY DUBS

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>>728050499
WOWEE

Bite the sheets I'm going in dry

I lik dogs. one time I peanoutbutter in store and thn go home see dog. dog is sleep. I wake dog give nutbuter. it very like. I smear my dogg on dicke and balls then peanutbutter let it lick my dog on dicke and balls. it start my tingle and makes my dicke grow to a big tree. i liek it

>>728050877
WINRAR

Hey lil mama, let me whisper in yo ear

>>728051045
This

i'd like to be a nice guy with you, but let's be honest. i just wanna fuck you right in the pussy

>>728051053
Its a beautiful thread anon

>>728051045
Roll

>>728051098
autismusmaximus.jpg
this

>>728051098
ROLLING FOR THIS

>>728051199
checked

You're hot for a trans.

>>728051022
nigger cock duck sick

>>728051156
roll

BREAKING NEWS ON 4CHAN.
op is a faggot

>>728051022
wanna get a bamboo shoved through your asshole and out your mouth?

>>728051098
Do this to a new girl. Seems these boujie bitches ain't replyin

>>728051313
hello newfriend
op always faggot

>>728051022
go fuck yourself in the corner degenerate filth

>>728050439
Can I get the number to your dad's landscaping business? Also, does he do some "manscaping" too? ;)

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>>728051199
KEK WILLS IT

>>728051022
Do you do role playing because you look just like my cousin.

i have a knife and a penis. one of those are going to enter at you, what do you say?

>>728050642
Some day I'll be a real boy... like Pinocchio.

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no reply so lets start a new one please get me laid b im a robot

>>728051371
agreed

>>728051022
i want to shave you bald and then fuck your toenail fungus

I'll lower my standards if you lower yourz

>>728051458
Can I jizz into your hat

>>728051022
you're a little cunt sucker, ain't cha?

>>728051458
she looks spooky anon

>>728051455
pls

>>728051458
hey baby i like your hat

>>728051022
your dildo's in my asshole right now

The clown has no penis

>>728051458
OMG! My sister!
plz dubs plz dubs

>>728051546
THIS PLZZ

>>728051600
omg another dub succ me op

Damn girl you ugly as fuck
You probably give good head tho

>>728051022
CUM IN YOUR OWN FARTBOX

>>728051458
I've heard some people have like half Down Syndrome. You have that? You look half retarded.

my dad haz herbes :DDDDa>>728051552

>>728051458
best eyes you got, love em.

>>728051458
save those pouty lips for when I disappoint you in bed

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i think shes kinda cute

is this lost and found?
i lost my shoe

>>728051666
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>728051666
DEMON TRIPS WINRAR

join us!
https://discord.gg/XNwfaEQ
https://discord.gg/XNwfaEQ

>>728051458
Sister is that you?

Its time to duel!

>>728051723
I think so too.

>>728051458
can i suck a fart out of your asshole then share it in your mouth?

>>728051822
winrar

>>728051666
dat 666

>>728051098
OP lets do it, let the autism flow through us

>>728051723
Looks like Hagrid

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>>728046070
Send her this

>>728051699
>>728051822
winrars

>>728051699
>>728051666
>>728051600
So many dubs wat do

Swear to god op i matched with Sammy before. I have her snapchat. You live in Maryland correct?

Alright, I wanna make this fast and simple, you send me nudes, and we call it a day, deal?

>>728048922
I like my relationships relative.

As in, you look just like my sister.

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>>728051937
yeeee crabbro

>>728051942
rr

dubs are for pussies

>>728051937
rolling for this

>>728051937
reroll

>>728051723
hi

>>728052122
winrar

i killed a man before. wanna make it two?

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>>728052122

>>728049713
we're only missing 33 and 55

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Im posting this on a 4chan board

>>728051937
Get some nudes, anon

>>728052200
gay

>>728052020
She's kind of a ghetto white girl. I never got anything out of her, her snapchat is sammy_fo

>>728052200
winrar

>>728052200
>>728052233
CHECKCHECKCHECK CHECK


Hey, cousin!

>>728052200
>>728052233
CHECKED

>>728052200
DO IT OP!

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>>728052200

>>728052200
OMFG I DID IT

>>728052233
winrar

IS THIS A GET THREAD

>>728052333
CHECK

Fuck 2200, it's gay. Do another.

>>728052401
yes now it is

>>728052333
>>728052190

got ur 33 bro

>>728052333
trips

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>>728051699
I just accidently smelled one of my own farts. It smelled of head cheese, and African and European swallows.

tits or gtfo

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get thread CONFIRMED

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so many people in here

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This thread is beautiful

Definitely a get thread.. somebody should post all the dubs and trips so far.. I'm on mobile. More of a pain in the ass.

nigger confirmed

>>728052020
whats up maryland bois how about this weather today eh

You ain't no real slut yet, let's make you one.

>>728052569
rerolling

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that time op delivered.
great thread anon.

>>728052454
This, cunt head faggot.

>>728050803
ROLL :D

>>728050439
I wanna ride you like your uncle rides your baby brother.

send cock as an ice breaker

>>728052655
Winrar

i stole a pair of jackie chan's underwear. wanna smell them?

>>728051458
You're a fagot.

>>728052655
nigrar

>>728052655
>>728052333
>>728052190

33 and 55.
we win

>>728052551
Ill do it bb

>>728052722
>>728052655
>>728052333

Winrars EVERYWHERE

I want to tongue punch your fart box hoe

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also help me make a profile im autistic

wanna help me catch a lama?

OP, progress updates.

nigger confirmed!

Somebody post all the dubs and trips . We now have all 00-99.

>>728053031
Sorry, I'm gay.

i smell fish. is that you?

>>728052891
Thank you sir. "Bb" is too far though. Unless you have a vagina. Then.. you know the rules.

>>728053031
I am but a puppet to a greater power.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey you must be Mr. Stimple!"

>>728053124
somehow i genuinely suspect this will get me more matches than my current profile.

>>728053031
Looks fine to me, but I would turn Runescape gold,Into Club Penguin Gold.

>>728053124
This!

>>728053283
kek

>>728053283
what's that thing kids do on facebook these days? farm house? farm ville?

>>728050116
sammy looks fuckin 12

>>728053031
what's your race

>>728053242
Roll for this but instead of greater power put group consciousness

>>728053426
>nigger

>>728053366

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>>728046288
>>728048066
>>728048200
>>728048277
>>728048677
>>728048922
>>728049099
>>728049111
>>728049300
>>728050344
>>728050499
>>728050566
>>728050700
>>728050800
>>728050877
>>728051022
>>728051199
>>728051455
>>728051600
>>728051666
>>728051699
>>728051755
>>728051800
>>728051822
>>728052122
>>728052166
>>728052200
>>728052233
>>728052333
>>728052655
>>728052722
>>728053366
All the Winrars

pic unrelated

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>>728053426
white this is my eye

>>728053031
>when you hit randomize on the oblivion character creator

>>728051699
love it

>>728053053
Roll

i want to drink your period blood

>>728053610
Thank you. Will be saved. Epic get thread witnessed.

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>>728053610
I WAS HERE FOR HISTORY FAGS!

BEAT THAT MUSSOLINI!

>>728053662
t-thats mean anon :(

>>728053031
well first please charge your phone holy moly

>>728053876
No, it's your face.

will pick a new girl in a few gonna go get a drink and shit
>>728053934
i'm sitting by my computer it's fine

>>728054000
CHECK

Pick a black chick!

>>728054000
TRIPS OF TRUTH

>>728054045
i don't have any :\
also I get likes in 1 hour 30
will take screenshot of matches and dubs decides who we message when i get back

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>>728054000
>>728054045
Pick the niggermost niggal