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What was the hardest load you ever blew while jerking off?

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What was the hardest load you ever blew while jerking off?
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Masturbated with my girlfriend for the fun of it, gotta admit even just not touching her and seeing her orgasm made me cum hard as fuck
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>Be me a stupid fuck at 15
>Lurking this shithole
>Find pizza
>Came literal buckets
>Mfw was fapping to girls my age

>Mfw when I still fap to girls the same age
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>>728042865
Same anon, feelsgood.
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>>728041425

I blow my biggest loads from handjobs and footjobs. It'seems because it takes a long time for me to cum that way, but it feels amazing the whole time. After 15 or 20 minutes of stroking, I cum buckets. It shoots into the air and generally covers my chest and stomach, sometimes hitting me in the face.
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at in laws families properties

cousins friend was there, 13

nothing strange going on

get asked if want to go swimming

need to change into bathing suit

>he can I go into that room and change

np

walk in, notice pile of clothes

see clothes cousins friend wore the day before in pile

underwear still in pants

>unghh

>forgot what teen spirit smells like

ten-twenty pumps later

cam so hard I almost threw up.

I am sure there are other times, but that is the most recent memory. my balls hurt for a few days
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i bust fat nuts daily but one of the more explosive ones i've had was when i discovered internet porn for the first time
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Age 25. Army Basic Training. No time/opportunity to jack it, literally too tired to do so by the end of the day anyway. 3 or 4 weeks in. It's getting unbearable. Ugly af Army chicks are giving me a boner if they even walk by me. Wake up in the middle of the night and discreetly jack it under the covers. Didn't even fucking care if someone saw or not. Everyone passed the fuck out anyway, and the fire guard mostly just chilled at the desk during his shift. Blew the hardest load ever
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>>728046408
Do they seriously expect you guys to never jerk off in basic training? I dont understand
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Edging for about 20 hours to hardcore cp when i was about 16

Cum hit the ceiling
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>>728046801
>20 hours on co

You must have one fucked up mind.
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>>728046801
20 hours how
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>>728046934
I know right? 20hrs is too much most I've edged was for Max 3hrs then I couldn't it hold it in anymore. Bellas ass was too much! Those damn tats really got me
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>>728046511
you jerk off while fighting muslims?, NUH UH
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>>728041425
Lexie. Full Pen.
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>>728047352
I jerk off to prevent my dick from exploding whenever i see a semi-attractive female

I dunno how you soldierfags do it
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>>728044991
>cam so hard I almost threw up.
Shieeeet. That must have been euphoric as fuck.
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>>728047000
>>728046934
Mostly to this girl here >>728047574
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>>728041425
The other night in my gf back
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Biggest load I ever busted while jerking it was onto my gf right after my friend had just done the same thing to her. It was unbelievable.
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>>728047574
I'd not felt such a mix of arousal and guilt ever in my life. Was scared as fuck I'd be arrested after fapping. Never again.
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i honestly blow the fattest loads to cheeze pizza.
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>>728048183
damn that sounds hot

I want to convince my gf to do a threesome with another guy but I dont know how to propose the idea
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>>728048291
so you came into the middle ones mouth?
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>>728048367
I literally just told my gf I thought it was hot. She wasn't completely cool with it at first but she came around quick. The biggest barrier for them is thinking it's going to piss you off after (which it actually may do) but after a while of knowing it's a kink you got, she should be down for it.
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>>728046511
nofap enhances your training
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>>728047825
...huh?
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First time I cheated on my wife with my now mistress . Fucked her all kinds of ways, and was sitting on her couch while she jerked me off with her feet, while she played with her pussy, and calling me a dirty nasty boy have never came that hard.
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>>728046511
No, of course not. But it would be very embarrassing if a drill sergeant happened to make a stop by and passed by my rack when I was jerking it. He'd probably wake the whole bay up and fuck us up with exercises, if he was an major asshole DS
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>>728048878
thats not masturbation
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>>728041425
one time, pretty hard bro.
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>>728047574
She's just a baby tho......
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>>728048954
She masterbated me with her feet tho
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>>728046511
Usually there's a toilet stall in the barracks designated for it.
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Most massive load I've ever blown was half way through the 48 minute babyj compilation video. The scene where she's helping line the cock up with her cunt. My. God... That first shot must have gone 8 feet.
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>>728049039
Not the blonde. Although by now she's probably able to accommodate oral. No, the brunette. Back about 13 years ago or so.
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>>728048696
I'll probably just tell her then. lol

next step is finding a friend that'd be willing to do it...
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>>728041425
i wasnt doing it, but uh i was sitting on a low bed in a trailer and it took like seconds icouldcount to comeback down and plop, i could count, ...on a pillow. thunk. must of almost hit the ceiling. no it didnt stop im pretty sure it flew and landed again
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>tried to do nofap
>got to a little after 20 days in
>one day was trying to go to sleep
>couldn't sleep for hours because horny
>was probably erect for 4 hours at least
>decided fuck it I need to get up to go fap
>fapped to some porn for a couple hours before finally cumming
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>>728049409
Her smile was prettier when she was younger. Now it just looks smug, and self entitled. She looks like she just got a whiff of her own shit off the tip of a faggot's dick.
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I was fucking this girl missionary one time and I pulled out because she wanted me to cum on her tits and I missed and shot my load like 10 feet across the room completely missing her, my legs also cramped
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>>728049430
That's not hard at all hahaha
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>>728049574
You're a demon.
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Forget what material it was, but I've shot up to my face while sitting up
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>>728041425
It was when i found out about traps. Came so hard it hurt.
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>>728049671
And SHE used to be a semen demon.
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>>728049668
she has ass acne though :(

I love her anyways but it's kinda nasty and kind of a turn off. She's very pretty otherwise, but I see that as being kind of a hurdle
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>>728049077
>Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm
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>>728049990
>ass acne
>I see that as being kind of a hurdle

You're not serious. Offer a dude up some free pussy, and unless you're asking him to fuck some greasy landwhale you're gonna have a line around the block waiting for their turn.
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>>728050196
You need help. Unless this is some weird meme thing.
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Was masturbating at the computer as usual, when I noticed that my younger cousin was spying through the door from the corner of my eye, I decided to keep on going and pretend to not notice her there, made fucking harder than i've ever been before and when I blew my load it flew into the air pretty high and landed on the floor next to me, I could see she looked amazed as it flew up, now she bugs and flirts with me loads
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>>728050196
You know the only way she can cum is if her husband has the balls to fuck her in the ass.
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no shit...a 12 hour long, cocaine fueled edging session...nothing has ever compared
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>>728050407
Help for what exactly? Nothing I said was untrue.
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>>728050593
Don't they say to call the 911 immediately if you are erect for more than 4 hours?
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when i had a dildo in my ass. i'll be honest, came buckets.
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>>728050407
Seriously dude. You still need about 10 years of lurking. Stay silent.
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>>728050590
I'd suggest he's into her old videos except that he's obviously a closet case.

If she wants true happiness, she needs to find a fan of her old work and have it running on a projector against their bedroom wall while their kids watch.
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https://discord.gg/XNwfaEQ
join us
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>>728050674
That's only if you've taken a vassodialator
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When my best-friend's girlfriend blew me and I came in her mouth.
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>>728050196
I almost didn't recognize her without her dads dick in her mouth.
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>>728050674
only if you have one without sexual stimulation. Like, if you get a boner, fap and you're still hard after the fact for 4 hours. Essentially blood gets trapped inside of the dick and can't circulate. It's an actual medical condition that is life threatening. But I didn't have a boner the entire 12 hours anyway
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>>728051090
>>728051154
Wasn't your penis a mess after that? Like a swollen mess I mean? Wasn't it painful to fap for that long? Did you edge the entire time?
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>>728050883
I can't help it if I'm not into your kind of sickness.
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>>728046511
Age 19; Air Force Basic Training
>"Beast week" mock deployment
>chicks are fuckin nasty wooks but every passing woman evokes a sex fantasy
>at least 6 weeks since fapping/sex
>at night in a tent with a bunch of other dudes
>fully lit with night guards patrolling
>zip up sleeping bag all the way
>10 mins of silent deathgrip and stretching fap thinking of my ex gf
>open up hermetically sealed sleeping bag
>waterworld.exe
>swimming in jizz and sweat
>worth it
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>>728050953
I don't think he's gay. But he is definitely a submissive little cuck. And they probably watch her old movies while she fucks a muscular stud and he looks on and faps. He probably even licks up the mess when it's all over.
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>>728051377
Then GTFO. Simple as that.
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>>728050953
I don't know, the way they scar kids that narc with all the concern trolling and counselling and testifying at trial in from of a bunch of people about exactly where he touched you, she may have been brainwashed into believing she didn't like it.
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>>728048696
How do you bring that up to your girlfriend? Let alone your friend
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>>728051860
>>728051618
>>728050953
>>728050302
>>728050196

Are you replying to yourself?
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>>728051364
Wasn't me. >>728051090 I was just pointing out that a vassodialator makes an extended erection dangerous.
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>>728051364
not really. I'd say it was like an hour on 30 minutes off for 12 hours if I'm being honest. But yeah...it was kinda sore the next day but that's about it. Like...I probably won't have the opportunity to do it again anytime soon but in my 26 years...even with girls...nothing has ever compared. I don't think I've ever made an uncontrollable audible noise when cumming other than that lmao
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>>728052121
>I'd say it was like an hour on 30 minutes off for 12 hours if I'm being honest.

Were you watching porn the entire time? How does this edging process of yours work?
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My load is pretty liquidy for the most part but sometimes it's super gelatinous. I'd say a thinner mashed jello like consistency would the hardest load I've ever blew.
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>>728051377
What you call sickness was once a basic accepted staple of sexuality until around the end of the 19th century. Right around the time women started the suffrage movement, and the beginning of "womens rights" or the war against sexuality.

Men are genetically preprogrammed to covet beauty for genetics, health for obvious reasons and youth because we want to breed as early and as long as possible.

Attraction to infants, 5 year olds, etc is understandably odd. I would call it more of an aberration than an illness. But once they hit 9 or 10, and are able to begin breeding (don't forget, women mature earlier than boys, and that doesn't mean emotional maturity by any stretch of the imagination) then that's when we normally took notice of them.

So to deny young, fertile and attractive girls is to deny our nature. Humans are animals, and to deny that is the highest form of arrogance. It is only due to societal constructs that we have the broad-reaching term Pedophilia, or Hebephilia, which really means just as little.

And don't give me the nonsense about incest. Incest occurs in nature even more than it does in humans.

So break the cycle. Fuck a kid. You'll feel better after you did.
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>>728051618
Dude. He's wearing mint green pastels.

He's gay as fuck.
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>>728052457
>liquidy loads

yuck
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>>728052046
Nope. Just part of a conversation.
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>>728052497
Ah a troll
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>>728046801
What did you watch
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>>728041425
No one ever believes me but whatever

The hardest load I ever blew was when I came home late from work

At the time I was living with gf her mom and her little sister

Usually gf would be asleep and little sister would be in the room playing on computer....however that day was different

She was completely out sleeping in the bottom part of the bed by my gf feet
I should mention that she had just bloomed and got her body that I would see every morning her tits were about almost a b and she would wear pikama pants that were a little tight
And would show her pubis mons which I did not know I was into till that night

So me being tired and what not I try to wake her up but she is a heavy sleeper
So I see that she isn't wearing a bra and pervert me immidiately kicks in and decides tonight is the night to see those glorious tits I been fantasizing about
There was just enough light coming from the street light outside so I was able to see her body just fine
I start by slowly lifting her shirt up to top of her belly button then a little higher and higher and higher till I got to the bottom part of her breasts
>point of no return
Finally pulled just a bit more and the glorious tits I been waiting to see for the longest were at full view for me to see
I then go ahead and ever slowly grab and caress her tits and by now I'm breathing so hard and I'm full of adrenaline and my dock just want to explode I come to the conclusion that if she even finches or moves I'll just lift her shirt down and tell her is time she went to her bed
>she's a bit absent minded I might add and no nor potato at all
So I decide to take it a step further since I figured I'll never get another chance
I lean down and lick her tit and then the nipple and then I start suckin on her breast and then the other ever so softly
>call bs if you want she didn't wake up
Or pretended to be awake more on this later

She still wasn't waking up after I sucked for who knows how long
Cont?
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>>728052402
pretty much. maybe a brief break here and there but the process was literally: take 2 lines, watch porn, listen to some type of hardstyle or techno, jerk dick, repeat. on coke, at least in my experience, you can do that for a long ass time. sober, if I'm doing that....I'm just gonna actually jerk off. Can't stay messing around lol but I think that's because on coke you want to keep actively doing something. Browsing vids, listening to music, moving your legs and so on.
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>>728052642
Nope. genuine opinion.
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>>728052875
>>728052402
sounds super weird...and I guess it is but whatever
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>>728052552
What's to say he doesn't let her pick out his color scheme? He looks more like a cuck than a fag.

And noticing "mint green pastels" on a pick with vicky in it kind of points to faggotry on your side of the conversation as well.
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Hardest load I ever had was in 10th grade at a friend's house.
>I had just gotten over a break up and was still a virgin with lots of female friends.
>One of them had a crush on me but was a real butterface and super annoying.
>Her BF cheated on her and dumped her real bad and she wanted to get revenge.
>She asks me for literally weeks to cum on her ex's clothes before she gives it back to him
>I repeatedly say no and that's weird as fuck
>One night we're all high as fuck hanging out in the basement
>the other friends look to each other laughing and go upstairs
>Friend pulls me into the bathroom and shows me lame metalcore band hoodie.
>I say "oh my god no way"
>she closes the door
>pulls her top off and tells me to jerk off
>fuck it.
>I whip it out and beat it to her concave nipples
>blast what must have been 6 or 7 solid streams down this faggots sleeve
>leave bathroom as friend says "eww" and laughs at my stringy cum between her fingers
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>>728052810
Sure fag.
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>>728053154
Dude... This sounds exceptionally familiar... Did you by chance go to Valley Central High School in upstate NY? Cus I remember a chick named Erika doing this shit to her x.
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>>728053552
can't say I did mate. Must be something psycho chicks have in common.
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>>728051512
Ifuckin lost it as waterworld thank you
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>>728053143
I lived in San Francisco for 4 years. You can't come out of that city without noticing guys who wear pastels. In Miami, maybe. But it's mostly middle aged spics that wear them.
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>>728042865
same
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Junior Year Homecoming
>goes to hoco with a group of friends bc beta cuck cant get a girl
>takes some pills before to make it fun
>nirvana.jpeg
>1000% confidence boost and is able to turn from beta to alpha
>dances with friends for most of the night
>occasionally would get twerked on
>sees a cuter girl that looks a bit younger
>decides to talk to her due to Molly Confidence
>Archer level intimacy ensues
>shes a freshman and is barely 14
cont.?
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Go for the 4 month or so with no fap. Have to fap so bad it hurt. Work all day, eat, no time for fap. At work get feel to fap so bad going explode. Take soda bottle and go to toilet stall. Sit down and squeez bottle then suck penis into it like vacuum. Shake bottle but people hear so I say nothing wrong but they is the know. Penis get big so but neck of bottle is hurt with penis shaft dont care going to fap. Shake more then BOOM but neck of bottle squeeze penis so hard nothing come from penis just like step on water hose. Very VERY pain. Penis stuck on bottle while cums but no cum is see in bottle. Pull bottle off hard and cums is the major on every. Toilet wall pants shoe floor everywhere. People ask what is stain so I tell is frosting from cupcake.
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>>728055439
pls
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>>728055439
Yes please
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I Was coming off of molly and jerked it for a good hour and a half to nothing really in particular but the force launched my sloppy sock into the wall so It was pre gud
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>>728055618
What the fuck
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>>728055618
I won't lie, this made me she's a tear for the very VERY pain he must've felt. Godspeed BottleBoy. Godspeed
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>>728047574
>>728050196
>>728050302
>>728051092

So I'm not familiar with this. Are there any videos out there that are not CP?
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My qt twink ex bf was short and had super cute and really soft feet with little cute toes. I always loved to lay in bed opposite of him and beg him to stroke my cock while I made out with those feet. Whenever I got close to cumming he'd have to shove his toes in my mouth and go "shhhh" to keep me quiet because he didn't live alone. He kept stroking me though almost as if he wanted me to make noise. He'd even move my shirt out of the way for me because he knew it would be ropes.

Best. Orgasms. Fucking. Ever.
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>>728055618
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I was on a cocktail of opiates and other shit and did like some tantric masturbation shit and fapped for a shit you not 4 hours. Im normally a quiet cummer but goddamn that was intense. I wanted it to end but couldnt find that perfect thing to cum to. hard times man
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>>728051512
you gave in at beast? cmon bro
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>>728053154
How did the bf react?
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>>728041425
I didn't masturbate for 5 weeks and I shot about 5 thick spurts of cum. Best orgasm I've ever had.
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>>728056926
>>728056926
More stories. Also pic of bf
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I was studying abroad and for the first few weeks I was there I was afraid to masturbate because the walls in the dorms were paper thin. I eventually decided it was worth it and I shot it right over my head hitting the wall behind my bed (the rooms were small, consisting only of a bed and the door)
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>>728053154
>>728055710
>>728055623
I might make a new thread if this 404's
>we dance and talk for a bit
>i tell her im high as a kite and shes into it
>night is almost over already
>fuck me i gotta speed my flirting up
>BarryAllen.exe
>start grinding on her more
>she notices my diamond hard cock from popping Molly
>she grabs it a little and dances on me more
>Music stops playing after another 10 min
>rip time is up
>ask if she has to get to home
>She says yes but only because her sister is home alone
>I ask her if her sister can stay alone for the night
>I have extra molly and some alcohol
>BillCosby time
>She says sister is only a year younger and would want to try it
>8th grader and 9th grader are wanting to after party
>We go to her house, i almost crash twice from being fucccced
cont?.
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>>728059518
and??
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>>728059518
Stop asking if we want a continue, if we said yes the first time we definitely want more. Sorry to be rude, but it always annoys me when people ask for permission to continue. You don't even need to ask in the first place, this is /b/. If it's mildly erotic, we'll have no problem jerking off to it, and thus we will always want to hear it. Ignore the naysayers
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>>728041425
Stole a roommate's thong from her drawer, jerked in her bed with them in my teeth.

Never before, or since, have I had an erection so hard it hurt.
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>>728051876
I brought it up mid fucking. As for my friends, I kinda have a reputation for being "crazy" and doing crazy stuff, which I'm completely self aware of and so I'll admit, bringing it up to them wasn't hard at all for me. I literally just said "Hey you want to tag team my girl?" And that was that. I have 4 friends that regularly join in and my gf has added a few of her girlfriends/work buddies into the rotation recently so my sex life is far from boring now. I don't know how old you are but I'm 28 and around the age of 26....I stopped giving a fuck and realized that life was too short to not get these kinds of things out there so you can expierence them. Do it.
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No fapped for a few months
Woke up one day to a super boner after a very vivid dream about a grill I shouldn't have been diddling.
Stroked it maybe like 4 times and had the most euphoric cum that I couldn't hold back.
Continued the no fapping after, maybe 2 more slip ups followed by regret for 6 more months.
Some hippy chick came through my life for a couple weeks and left me blueballed as fuck.
Fucked my hand one day
Feels good man, how have I never tried this before?
Must have gone 4 feet.
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>>728059518
>>728055439
>>728059683
pt.3
>right before we go in i tell her ive been wanting to kiss her
>Notebook style romantic kiss even though its sloppy
>we go in, i put down the pills and my bottle of Malibu
>sister was watching netflix in living room, there she was in all her glory
>She looks like shes barely 12 or 11
>under developed body, if i slicked her hair back she might be a 7 year old boy
>instant boner
>I realize i gotta sober up if i want to get my nutt on
>drink some water while we all hang out
>they take the molly, 1 each, i make them wait
15 min before drinking so they dont OD
>were all laughing and blasting music and dancing
>we get to know eachother, i lie and say im class president and other impressive bullshit
>little sister and older sister are both impressed and dancing with me
>little sister gets mad when she sees her sister and i making out
>goes to her room
>rip 12 yr old pussy, at least i got the sister
>older sister and i go to her parents bedroom
>were getting close to fucking as shes groping my dick
>NiagraChunks.exe
>she starts getting close to vomitting
>i take her to the bathroom and her guider her to health like a wartime nurse
>shes tired as shit after and wants to sleep
>I put her in her parents bed and clean up bodily fluid evidence
>Fuck me where is my nutt????
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>>728060667
>>728059896
pt.4
>as shes falling asleep i tell her ill check on her sister
>I thought her sister might have died if she didnt handle it
>sister is just playing CoD in her room
>I tell her about her sister, she laughs
>She tells me shes still feeling high and likes it
>I ask her to play against me instead of by herself
>FaZe 1v1 LCS style shit
>Everytime I kill her she shoves me a little and we laugh
>she knows shes gonna lose since im the man
>Says if she wins somehow I have to kiss her
>IDGAF winning is more important to my ego
>beat her fail quickly, she pretends to be pouty
>I give her a kiss on the forehead and tell her im gonna check on sister
>Right before I walk out, I look back
>James Bond style sexual stare
>She looks confused and asks if im still leaving
>I ask her for her hand and I pull her up from the chair
>I kiss her, instantaneous boner as I realize im kissing a preteen
>She pulls away and blushes, says she liked it
>I ask her if we should kiss more
>Proceed to make out as my rock hard cock was pushing against my dress pants
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>>728061489
pls
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>>728061489
pt. 5
hopefully people are enjoying this still
>keep making out as I realize her tits are barely grabbable
>I pull away, I ask her what shes comfortable with
>Shes confused, but understands that im questioning if she wants to fuck
>Shes pulls out her phone and shows me a video of her plowing herself with a toothbrush
>she tells me shes sucked a boys dick at school
>she asks if that shows what she wants
>fuck me my cock is about to tear my pants
>I make her tell me about how she liked sucking cock
>she says she loves the taste of cum, and when a cock is too big
>i cant believe 12 yr is saying this
>i ask if she can decide if mine is too big or not
>I whip my cock out right there
>shes amazed and bewildered
>"Welcome.. to Jurassic Park" kinda moment
>I wrap her tiny hands around it as I kiss her neck
>she licks the tip of it and my body shudders with euphoria
>I ask her to take her clothes off
>she strips, her training bra was useless for her flat chest
>we both get butt ass naked, and i lay on her bed as she proceeds to suck me off
>>
>>728049265

Link?
>>
>be me, 17
>my mom saw some foot fetish porn i had open on my computer
>a few weeks later
>smoking weed together
>she starts talking about foot fetishes, that she didn't understand them, etc.
>she says something like
>"I know you have one, what do you like about them?"
>fumble around with my words for a while
>"Do you think I have nice feet?"
>say yes
>trying to conceal my erection
>she lets me give her a footrub
>says "I'm just gonna watch tv, alright? Not paying any attention."
>stroke myself underneath my pants while i smell my mom's foot
>cum almost instantly
>stand up
>"Did you make a mess?"

We never talked about it or did anything like that again.
>>
>>728062574
>mom
>smoking weed
fucking degenerate
>>
>>728041425
Accidentally walked in on two girls going at each other like dogs after a bone. I lurked and edged for a while and came when they did. Left a huge puddle on the hardwood floor. Probably my biggest ever.
>>
>>728042865
you're not alone
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>work as a cook in my 20s
>Hot as fuck 40+ milf waits tables
>We start hanging out outside of work getting high
>Get high as fuck with her one New year's eve
>Start calling her bubble butt
>She jumps up and slams her ass up and down on my cock saying "why don't you burst that bubble then"
HOLY FUCK- DIAMONDS
>Spend the next hour fingering the fuck outta her while she grinds on me
>She's completely soaked and quivering
>Throw her onto the couch
>Grab one of her feet and start rubbing it on my still sheathed cock
>Do this for another 30 mins while she takes over fingering
>Finally unleash the snake, flip her over and start fucking POUNDING
>Didn't last but another 5 mins
>Pull out and blast
>It lasts for close to 30 seconds of nonstop spurting
>A few spurts hit a wall over 10 feet away
>She's soaked in jizz from her puss to her hair

Still rail that bitch today. Best fuck I've ever had.
>>
pt. 6
>after some time of her sucking my cock, i lay her on her back
>I come up to her, sucking on her nipples then kissing her neck
>I ask if she wants my cock inside of her
>the submissive whore quietly nodded with that puppy dog looks
>PrecumOverflow.exe
>i lay next to her and kiss her, i run my finger down her body
>once i get to her pussy, i gently run it in between her lips
>she shudders, i know my mission is coming to its climax
>I put my single index finger inside and she goes fucking insane
>BansheeScream.jpeg
>I quiet her as I go back down sucking her nipples then reaching her beautiful pussy
>I eat her out a little and it was pure gold
>i pick her up and sit her on my lap after I lay on my back
>I ask her if shes ready,
>she nods again, i felt my cock nod back
>I make her say yes daddy
>"Yes, daddy"
>Mission control, this is Anon, I have clearance for Cherry popping
>Anon, Mission Control has given greenlight for cherry popping
>I put my hand over her mouth as I slide my cock between her pussy
>We both cant take teasing any longer
>I put the tip in, she almost dies
>I slide my whole cock into pussy that barely fit my cock
>I ravage her pussy like a viking raider
>best fuck ever
>Im so close to nutting that my body is shaking like Muhammad Ali
>I flip her over and take my cock out and jerk it a little
>she knows whats coming and points to her mouth
>I ram my cock inside her mouth with no remorse
>BrokenFaucet.exe
>I feel half of the liquid in my body come out through my cock
>her mouth overflows
>I felt like god and i just created the universe
>I makeout with her with my children still in her mouth
>she swallows my babies
>I kiss her on the cheek then go home, forgot their names and didnt see the older sister
>older sister sees me right before prom and slaps me
>worth it
>>
>>728063706
Hopefully /b enjoyed my time of fucking a 12 year old
ive been wanting to tell that story for a bit
>>
>>728042865
MODS
>>
>>728064129
MODS
>>
>>728063706
>i felt my cock nod back


wut
>>
>>728041425
>fiance is on xanax and some girly margarita shit idk
>get her to put her (fairly large) vibrating dildo in my ass
>she starts fucking me with it
>like, broad strokes, all the way in, all the way out
>lower body completely powerless to my tiny fiance
>my shits going numb with a weird euphoric feeling
>She tightly grasps my dick while furiously fucking my ass with the dildo
>nut while she's squeezzing my dick
>>
>>728064287
like a twitch, probably
>>
>>728063696
Sauce
>>
>be 19
>don't fap for 3weeks cause Christian guilt
>finally give in
>shave dick and balls cause I'm gay
>get on 8ch hebe
>thread with links to erotic stories
>find a story called shipwrecked
>about a dude stuck on an island with a 12 yr old
>fap and read for hours
>get to the part where they fuck
>blast a fat nut to the thought of popping a 12 year old pussy
>contemplate suicide because I'm a horrible person
>>
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>>728041425
>>
>>728065703
I used to have Christian guilt
But then I did shrooms and everything important in my life made an appeared cell on my trip except God. I've felt godless since then and I think it's cause I was opened up to the true cosmic realm
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