Get me nudes /b/ Dubs decides

"how would you feel if you got hammered by me instead"

>>728039144
win

I slap your drink out of your hand and push you against the wall. "I think you've had enough", I whisper into your ear as you try to struggle. "...or have you", I say in a devious and tantalizing voice while simultaneously raising one eyebrow.

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>>728039144
Waiting for a reply

>>728039264
Cringd

Send her a pic of your flaccid cock.

>>728039578
But I'm a girl

If you say no you won't get all the jack danels and cognac yu can drink

>>728039360
Check your voicemail and post it here

>>728039264
you forgot to tip your fedora

>>728038993
only two bars? your signal is weak

>>728039264
is this a joke? i hope it's a joke and not something you would really text to a girl.

>>728039906
>thinking bars indicate signal

idiot

>>728039961
>2017
>not roleplaying sex

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"Same way I hammered my thumb by accident. It hurts..."

>>728039264
Rolling for this

>>728040133
if you roll anything lower than 13 you go to bed alone like always

>>728040187
roll

>>728040187
rolling

>>728040304
reroll for dick thumb

>>728040187
rolling

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>>728039360

>>728039264
Roll roll roll roll roll

>>728040346
rerawl

>>728040187
Rollando

Do this or you're a faggot

>>728040377
>>728040351
fucking get

>>728040293
ez

>>728039264
Roll!

>>728040377
WINRAR

>>728040351
OP is kill. (Don't use this if dubs)

>>728040133
>I slap your keyboard out of your hand and push you against the wall. "I think you've had enough", I whisper into your ear as you try to struggle. "...or have you", I say in a devious and tantalizing voice while simultaneously raising one eyebrow.

>>728040377
winner, dick thumb it is, OP.

>>728040187
>>728040187
>>728040187

>>728040377
winrar winrar chicken dinrar

>>728038993
Brah, the Lindsey I know is also like this. She's also a blonde and pretty cute.

>>728039264
Roll for this retarded shit

>>728040480
>I slap the dick out of your mouth and push you against the wall. "I think you've had enough", I whisper into your ear as you try to struggle. "...or have you", I say in a devious and tantalizing voice while simultaneously raising one eyebrow

>>728040480
>I remove my guy Fawkes that way you can see I am raising my eyebrow

Any of you regards that don't know that you can't send pics on tinder should leave this thread immediately

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Shut the fuck up, faggots. Dick thumb already won.

>>728038993
ill party about 5 lines of coke off your tits then i bend you over and stick that jack daniels bottle over there into your ass. squirming to get away you anger me and as a result i last out, pulling on your hair like i'm trying to start a lawn mower that has stale gas and two year old oil in its chasie... just like you , you filthy ass nigres

>>728040704
Thank you for explaining that

>>728040704
fuck off man! It's 2017! I am role playing sex!

>>728040704
You assume some of these btards have matched someone before

>>728039264
Reroll. Fuck dickthumb.

>>728040351
We should totally drink

>>728040806
>chasie
Found the underaged faggot

>>728039264
dubs master here, rolling for this

>>728040351
I'll give you my monkey.

>>728040351
Send me a hot pic lets be fun.

>>728040944
get but fucking normie

>>728040944
Wow. Just fucking wow. Biggest waste of dubs ever. God damn autist. Kek is not watching over this thread.

>>728040351
Get those aids ridden monkeys out of here, unless you'd like to be fucked like an aids ridden monkeys yourself

>>728040187

rolling this

>>728041126
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

>>728041093
Roll

>>728041069
ah shit thought he wanted /b/ to get him laid.

anyway OP type something like what are you wearing ? I mean down under I want to watch

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>>728040944
you forgot to attach this picture

>>728039264
Reroll. You WILL send this at some point, op.

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>>728040944

>>728041266
Wins and shit.

>>728041255
nice wasted dubs too faggot.
well anyway that is the way I get laid.

>>728041266
Winrar and perfect timing. Let's go, OP

>>728041365
I aspire to climb the spire that is your ass.

>>728041385
please tell us how much you get paid using this line
>rolls eyes

>>728041522
Sweet sweet autism

>>728041365
lemme see those big milky nips ya got goin there ;) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;)

>>728041522
Win

>>728041544
About 60k a year

>>728041266
>>728041522
>>728041544
It's raining dubs

Fag op go suck cock pussy

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>>728041368
Fuck

>>728041365
BB why don't you put that drink down and do my dick like lipstick

Post the thumb line with pic pussy fag

>>728041365
I've fingered my creamy asshole to your selfie 5 times already hunnybuns

>>728041266
Win win win

>>728041544
nice dubs, faggot.

>>728041674
i am so confused.

>>728041706
ecks dee

>>728041706
FUCK YES

>>728041706
rip op

>>728041755
u cant send pics faggot

>>728039977
send her this

>>728041785
thanks

>>728041706
you won't get laid now, op, sorry buddy.

>>728041760
re-roll

>>728041365
then you wouldn't mind taking a shot of my home-brewed beverage, I call it the the semen surprise, you can start with that and move onto some sex on the beach

>>728041706
op is kill

You're life must be so pathetic if all you have to look forward to is the constant abuse of alcohol. Let Jesus in.

Op dont start this game if you dont have the courage

>>728041966
winrar

>>728041932
What the fuck?! Is she also autistic?! Continue with the roleplaying!

>>728041966
fuckig get

>>728041966
winrarr

>>728041966
Fucking win.

>>728041932
god damnit /b/

>>728041932
you know what I haven't had enough of? your boobs

>>728041966
10 keks

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>>728041932
holy shit, who the fuck is this cunt?

>>728041966
Killt

>>728041932
You fucking alcho cunt drinking killed my father and now you're going to shove that shit in my face??

>>728041932
shove the nearest crucifix in that pussy

JE S U S IS CUMMING

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>>728041966

>>728042088
Winnar

want to see my feminine benis :^)?

>>728042200
Double dubs.

>>728041932
I want to pound your ass so hard and stuff you like a turkey in Christmas that you cannot even imagine, im so hard right now.

>>728042200
>>728042088
wintastic

>>728042169
reroll on the virtuous 69

Op is kill

>>728041706
>>728041932
I'm dying laughing right now.

OP, you'd better find another girl, because this one won't give you anything for the rest of your life.

>>728042265
dubs!

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I think we triggered her

I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid.

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>>728042350

>>728042350
Op is kill. Abandon thread

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>>728042400

>>728042400
0dubs!

>>728042424
I'm gonna fist your memehole and cum my boy juices on your favourite shirt

Lindsey, Lindsey you fill me with electricity - it's the that shocking m'lady?

>>728042350
i want to nail you like how jesus was nailed for our sins

>>728042424
I knew she was autistic.

You have lots of girlfriend potential because if we dated I'd never have to meet your dad.

What CAN she handle right now?

check this >>728038993

>>728042424
Be my meme queen and keep your beef steam cleaned. You gonna show me your tits or what

>>728042424
OP THERE IS STILL HOPE, JUST SAY FUCK THIS THREAD AND YOU'RE IN

>>728042566
Kek, win

>>728042595
Roll

Ya know what really boggles my noggle?

>>728042595
THIS!!! Lmao

>>728042566
OP is fucked

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No. These threads are always either fake or just retarded.

No.

>>728042595
roll

>>728042595
This

>>728042566
That's my second set of 66 dubs in this thread.

Words can't describe how beautiful you are but numbers can - 2/10

Unleash your flaps you drunken beast!

>>728042595
Rollo.

Think i can get some nudes for the memes?

>>728042595
roll

>>728042595
Rollin for meme queen with steam cleaned lean beef streams

Op is grill

>>728042799
WIN

>>728042595
llor

>>728042595
rroll

>>728042799
Winrar

>>728042595
Rolling for popular opinion

You know what im tiredof paying this game with you we either fucking or imma kill myself

>>728042528
SHOW ME THE TITS
SHOW ME THE TITS
SHOW ME THE TITS
SHOW ME THE TITS
SHOW ME THE TITS
(SHOW ME)
SHOW ME THE TITS
(SHOW ME)
CMON I AINT GOT ALL DAY MY DICK IS RAW FROM BEATING IT TO THE THOUGHT OF EATING THE CORN OUT OF YOUR SHITTER

S H O W
ME
WH A T

YOU GOT

>>728042088
shit, sorry op

>>728042960
the cringe is strong with this one

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It has been done

>>728042595
Just say this shit already op

>>728042799
I won holy shit anyone got a Jesus. Jpg?

I am heroin addict sorry

>>728043072
>>728042088

>>728043122
o shit i didnt mean to post this I meant to put a link to the thread

>>728043083
Kek does not will it

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That's not a no...

>>728042991
ROLL

>>728042088
>>728043122
>>728043200
HOLY FUCK WHAT

>>728043072
Send nudes

of your mom

>>728042595
Rolll

>>728043116
Roll

>>728042595
Final roll. It is decided

>>728043277
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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This is cancer

>>728043266
>>728043277
Fucking get!

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>>728042088
>>728043122
>>728043200
>>728043244
oh my fucking lord what is happening to me

>>728043266
winrar

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>>728043238

>>728043238
haha okay, but really! i think youre really cute and id like to see you all like....THAT hehe. all naked n stuff :3c

>>728043266
Winar winar chicken dinner

>>728043333
Wasted quads you cock

>>728043393
Wew lad

Send me nude pics so i can masturbate properly

>>728043277
>>728043333
The gods have spoken

>>728043395
reroll

Sorry babe, my dog got ahold of my phone while I was in the shower. It's me now.

>>728043393
give her a link to the thread, fag
>>728043200

>>728043357
Worst spidey ever

>>728043395
Rerollio

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIIITT

>>728043470
Reroll

It's ok if you don't send me nudes, I'll just fuck your brother instead

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>>728043393
For the love of fuck

>>728043395
roll

>>728043333
oh shit motherfucker

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>>728043470

>>728043470
This

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We might have lost her

>>728043477
Win

>>728043477
Dubs

Rolling to give her a link to this thread lol

>>728043393
I usually fill my ass with beer when I'm alone. I can prove it to you if you send tits

Send me nudes or i will get them by myself....

>>728043678
This.

>>728043678
seems like a good idea, rolling.

>>728043630
>it a me now

Yeah when you talk like fucking Mario

>>728043600
yay

>>728043678
plz

>>728043701
Is this for ants?

I'm sorry for what i said, i have a twisted sense of humor sometimes...

>>728043678
Roll

Plz, I don't wanna have to fuck the dog again without something to look at

Dude, you can get nudes from that bitch easy....

>>728043678
this desu

>>728043886
Here we go.

My dad told me if i dont get ur nudes he will kill our dog

>>728043678
pls give dubs asian moot

>>728043886
this

>>728043886
Roollong

>>728043886
this

All in all, I respect you baby and respect your decision. Thank you for talking to me

>>728043678
rollin for this

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I've never gotten nudes before!! Fucking PLEASE I'm literally begging you!!! I'm on my hands and knees!!! Fucking PLEASE baby!!!

>>728044023
Plz dubs on reroll.. reroll

>>728043886
this

Sorry gurl, but im a massive faggit who asks a group of virgin tards in 4chan.org/b/ if they can get nudes from you

>>728043886
Reroll

reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>728043886
Rol

Are you THE SICKNESS? cause i wanna go DOWN WITH you. UH A A A A

>>728044118
rolling for desperation>>728044121

>>728044023
Re

>>728043886
dis

>>728044152
Please baby Jesus

>>728043886
roll

>>728043886
Reroll

>>728044211
>winrarrr

>>728043678
do it

>>728044118
Roll for the end

my cock starts to to tingle when it sees a dog or a woman sometimes, im not sure if this is normal

>>728043886
Rollllllll

>>728044244
>>728044211
Win!

I'm trying to get this bitch to send me nudes but the asshole barely answers me and only talks about beer

>>728043864
I want to see that ass spread I wanna see if Mr Wiggles fits in there.
but before I want you to spank it so I can imagine my hand on that nice ass of you.
Hurry up with the pic

>>728044211
kek has spoken

>>728044362
Kekkles

>>728044362
It's going downhill fast, bail!

>>728044330
rollin

>>728044362
let's pack up boys. nothing to see here.

>>728044499
Fucking faggot

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>>728044499
Winrar

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Send her this picture

the cia niggers are after us

Send her a dick pic

>>728044330
Roll

If I stick my fist up my ass, can I at least see some cleavage?

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>>728044362
dude you were so close to actually getting pussy, why did you fuck it up for an armenian grass whistling board

>>728044580
roll

>>728044653
fuck, rip OP

>>728044588
Kek

>>728044653
Well. That's that.

Baby for your pics ill let you decide lol

>>728044580
rollerino

>>728044653
RIP IN PIECES

>>728044653
sad life op

>>728044653
fuckn savage

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>>728044653
>Anonymous
Use the force Luke

>>728044653
I'll bury him if you let me bury my dog in you (send dick pic)

>>728044653
Bury him in your ads just like my dick

>>728044653
Rip

>>728044653
Well you goofed up

>>728044653
this girl is a KEEPER

also, you must be one good looking dude for her to stick around after all of that shit

>>728044293
FUCKING ROLL

That's all folks

Im gonna cream in him first and hopefully cream you next

>>728044757
Roll for this kek

>>728044653
game over, had a good run though

Cremated...wanna help? Can spread the ashes then spread you

>>728044855
7zip

Rain drop, drop top show, me them tips and your hot box

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>>728044757
Dubs......... and this will get you your noots

>>728044653
You cold, heartless bitch. I hope some nigger cosby'ed your drink.

>>728044870
left out niggers. downvoted.

>>728044798
ROLLING

>>728044798
roll for this

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>>728044870
DUDE YOU COULDVE FUCKING SALVAGED IT YOU WERE SO CLOSE

>>728044798
Rolling

>>728044989
This is a gud idea to

Niggers

>>728044653
FUCKING SAVAGE

>>728045055
NO WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DUBS
FUCKCKCK

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I love mexican dick

Plz let me have one quality masturbation on ur pic :(

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>>728045099

>>728045095
deadass

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>>728045055
DON'T LOSE FAITH , BROTHER

Send this threads link

>>728045095
its official, she's a meme queen. Gotta link her to the thread now.

>>728045077
win

>>728045137
roll again plz dubs

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>>728042727

Called it.

>>728045095

>>728045229
This

>>728044798
DO THIS

>>728045229
roll

Look, I'm sorry. My friends are fucking with me cuz I lost a bet. I'm pretty ashamed right now...

Ashamed I'm not looking into your sphincter

>>728044653

>>728045277
gottem

>>728045229
This. That's all there is left that's salvageable. OP is kill, may as well have the keks

You been X'ed. Lol this is Jamie kennedy and you're on my hidden camera show The Jamie Kennedy Experiment!

>>728045229
rolling

>>728045229
roll

Can i see your sausage wallet xx

>>728045229
Do this and you might be able to get away with it.
I'm trying to help, man.

>>728045137
Roll last time

>>728045383
considering she's kinda into memes this is the only chance we have left

>>728038993
Link this discord and I'll do it for you https://discord.gg/PVmXUtx

>>728045277
Win. Delivery please op

>>728045385
Rolling

>>728045512
damn was hoping

>>728043623
roll

i think i'm in love with you - send nudes?

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Fuck I suck at typing

Link thread to her op.. fucking faggot

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Give her the D(link to this thread)