REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TOMORROW

i wish

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im game

Ok

CHECK EM'

yuh

>>728037857
the chance.... too great

I hate you OP you are joking with my feeling.

I am lonely.

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It'll happen

seems legit

im down get me one

>>728037857
noelle notice me plz

Fine

>>728037857
https://youtu.be/WKXkN4BghnI

Elizabeth Zaks

>>728037857
boobs

>>728037857
but what will my wife say about that???

Fuck it, I'll bite

>>728037857
Dubs are my witnesses!

worth a shot

Your on faggit

>>728037857

have a 1st date with a cute chick tomorrow. guide me to victory!

Thanks!

>>728037857
please

>>728037857
Y

fuck you, no i won't

>>728037857
Sure, what ever. I already have a wife so having a gf too would be a nice extra.

>>728037857
Why the fuck not, was gonna ask this girl anyway

>>728037857
yh rite

>>728039186
not with that attitude.

hue

>>728037857
k

well it can't get any worse!

>>728037857
lolk

>>728037857
Impossible

You wil be mine clare

lord of dubs help me now

Ok

>>728037857

>>728037857
hereshoping

Deal

K

>>728038899
I guess you'll find out tomorrow

So sure

finally

K

woohoo!

K

>>728037857
I have a girlfriend today....

if i reply to enough of these, maybe it will come true

>>728037857
How about a new girlfriend? Tired of my current one

So this is how it's done uh ? Been wasting my energy all this time

>>728037857
I wish

Sure sure.

tomorrows the day

If only it was actually this simple

cool

Reply to my comment and you will have a girlfriend tomorrow

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>>728037857

pls

coolstory

lies ;-;

>>728037857
lel ok

>>728037857
fucking faggot don't give a fuck about no gf but you can check these dubs

>>728037857
>Doesn't specify what kind of girlfriend

Yeah noooooo thanks

Maybe this will be the one

why the hell not try

>>728037857
please god

>>728037857
Dick

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hope she has a dick!

Well imma ask a grill to prom so wish me luck lads

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>>728037857
big money, no whammies

About time

alright then

>>728037857
Nice!

>>728037857
Nah

Pls

no chances

>>728037857
she left me today so ok

plz

>>728037857
give me girlfrin

>>728037857
but what if she stabs me in the back and takes all my money
maybe i should just die alone

I already do

>>728037857
aight

okay

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false hope faggots

Newfags fall for it all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRSMshdQ0Pk

...okay

neat

>>728037857

Yeah, let's do this.

>>728037857
i have no gf

goodnight

>>728037857
Uh sure

>>728037857
k

Let's go

M

why not

go

>>728037857
don't fail me now ROLL

Yes plz.

>>728037857
will my new girlfriend be better at doing laundry than my current one?

I just got divorced a year ago, the last thing I want right now is a girlfriend.

Ayee lmao

omg pls

>>728037857
we'll see

I want to fucking die :^)

No thanks

Hoping for one that's thicker than a snicker

I am a balding kissless 27 year old virgin that has never been on a date. I have yellowish teeth because I didn't brush for for a few years. I live in my parents basement only making 13 bucks an hour. We both know I am not ever going to have a girlfriend so why make these threads?

>>728037857
ok

sick

I'm not the superstitious type, but hey what's the harm in trying anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>728037857
niggers

that easy huh?

lol this will work

ah hell yea

Finally someone to pluck my back hair and clean for me.

Yup

Can't hurt to try

aww yea

Good luck me

>>728037857
seems legit

I just destroyed my own relationship though :(

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You better not be lying super nigger

>>728037857
I have an average dick size
I want a grill

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>>728037857
k

lets see

>>728037857
alright

I am ready for grillfen

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K

>>728037857
No rules for girlfriend acquisition. Shady.

Try me

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pls

bet this will not work

>>728037857
1 (You) for 1 gf please

tfw

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One can dream

hope

>>728037857
Doesn't hurt to try

>>728037857
pls

>>728037857

Won't hurt.

As if.

I miss her

>>728037857
I'll give it a try

sure, why not

i just want to have sex with my gf already

can't hurt.

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>>728037857
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT

To bad it won't be the one I want.

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>>728041111
WASTE OF QUADS IMO

depressing im this desperate

Who knows

>>728040612
sauce?

wouldn't hurt

Karl

I'm down

Better get one tomorrow

>>728040846
"THE ARISTOCRATS!"

K

please be true, please

plz

Ok

Pls god

This could happen

Oh pls pls op pls

si

>>728037857
plz

sweg

>>728037857
Okay.

dubs and this thread is a lie

>>728037857
jej

Won't hurt

only if

Lolololololol

>>728046747
ok lol it's true then

Halp me

>>728037857
dude thanks

>>728037857
why not

on the fritz. fingers crossed

Ok

I could have not replied to the thread and the results would have been the same... unless of course I get broken up with before tomorrow.

>betafags

Just in case

Fine

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>>728037857
testing

rolling my dudes

>>728037857
bet

:,^)

>>728037857
Please?

Sure why not

>>728037857

make it happen

pls

>>728037857
PLease,

Plssssss

>>728037857
>be me
>be 18 and still a virgin yet sorta sexually active
>also super fucking lonely
>replies to op knowing that if I get a girlfriend from my school the chances of my getting laid drastically reduce
>fucking kms

Lol yea right

>>728037857
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG1J-YgNgjw

Done

sure

>>728037857
A (you) for hoping.

Why not

>>728046264
agree

>>728037857
654798

>>728037857
Sounds good

pls

You lie

Not possible

>>728037857
+1

Challenge accepted, friend from uni visiting me tomorrow so there is a chance this could work.

I hope

Bet

>>728037857
don't lie to us

>>728037857
Ok

>>728037857
I have no gf goodnight

>>728037857
might as well try

>>728037857
Good one

whaooohoo

Letz do it

kim

>>728037857
REPLY TO THIS REPLY AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL BE BORN TOMORROW

>>728037857
Couldn't hurt my chances

Ok then

okey doo

gimme da poosie plz

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>>728037857
what if it's already tomorrow?

>>728037857
but i'm gay

>>728037857
Asking her tomorrow. Wish me luck boys

>>728049393
pic or gtfo

>>728037857
Lolwut

Ayy

k

hmmm...

>>728037857
Replied

>>728037857
I have nothing to lose

Zomg

>>728037857
Make it happen, Mandy

>>728037857
kek

Hope this works

11:11

I'm desperate enough at this point

>>728037857
ok

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Bumps

>>728037857

cmon

>>728037857
wow!

>>728037857
She's gonna be so miserable :)

Nothin to lose

Yeah, I'm desperate enough

>>728037857
OMG YES@!! Thanks OP =]

>>728037857
Shit don't wanna lose her

has to be the best girlfriend

Ive never talked to a girl in my life

Yes please

no i wont

>>728037857
AYE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wouldn't mind the upgrade to looking like OP's picture

>>728037857
please god i just wanna be something more than the mud in her eyes
i want to be clay in her hands ; _ ;

>>728037857
wouldn't that be nice

oke

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>>728037857
>tfw nobody to sit on my lap and forget the world with

Time to get my tendie wet

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you can talk to me :)
snapchat: blake.roz

Ok

if only

TRUST

>>728037857
Might make my wife angry... got me stabbed last time! But i'll take the one in the pic.

A man can dream

>>728037857
bet

>>728037857
YES@!!!

a1 bawss

Brilliant.

lmao

>>728037857
MAKE THIS GIRL IM TALKING TO MY GF

lmao sure w/e

>>728037857
Might as well.

Is this the metaphysical bait?

Im gay

>>728037857
Why not

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please jesus i need this

Haha okay

hi

Some bs let you homos know if it works

>>728037857
oh jeeze

>>728037857
worth a try

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>>728037857

>>728037857
bet nigga

She better be knocking on my door because I rarely go out.

>>728037857
My dad is already my girlfriend

>>728037857
pls

Press

Ok

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>>728037857
prove it

>>728037857
How big will the dick be?

Sure

fuck it

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>>728037857

check me fam

This worked last time it was posted. We broke up after a few weeks tho. Second time's the charm!

>>728037857
pls sir

>>728037857
Hmmm

>>728037857
please. i just want someone to cuddle

Hah yeah

What happens if I already have a gf?

>>728037857
I could only dream

>>728037857 (OP)
Mas te vale que así sea hijo de puta, acá en Argentina son las 11:55pm, si en 5 minutos no tengo novia voy a continuar haciéndoles "baits" (como ustedes les dicen) sobre july3p, por que bien que caen en cada uno