Hey Anonymous! H-how are you doing? Are you alright? Or d-does

H-Hello

I am in pain alice...I got my legs crushed yesterday, a vehicle dropped on me

>>728033840
what?

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>>728033840
Picture I promised.

>>728033840
can i see your penis?

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>>728033999
Oh d-dear! Are you in t-the hospital?

>>728033929
Hello l-love <4

>>728034024
I adore it and you <4

>>728033840
I have no discernible feelings beside a desire to subdue everybody on earth to my will. That includes a lot of torture.

Do you have a penis?

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>>728034074
*giggles* Anonymous, I d-don't have one of those <4

>>728034086
Have y-you talked to a doctor?

Good evening Alice

how do i get an account

Oh boy, here comes the worst form of autism I have ever witnessed with my own eyes.

>>728033840
-brings you a slice of tea cake and a steaming cup to help you through your thread-

>>728033840
im in love with a girl from far away, she says she is love with me too but i cant help feeling so lonely. what do i do to help this? Im so down i want to kill myself.

>>728034117
Getting clinically diagnosed with anything would restrict me from doing a lot of things, and I would be the prime suspect in a lot of less-than-legal activities.

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Just looking for a little pick me up today <3

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>>728034109
she might in her nightstand, but it's a little improper to ask that.
>>728034141
hey hon.
>>728034117
hey aneki <3

>>728033840

gf of 4 years left me 5 months ago

for the first 4 months of the break up we would hang out and hook up talk etc etc.

then i got into a car accident and now she wont talk to me and doesnt want to see me anymore, didnt visit me in the hospital. dont understand the change of heart. advice?

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>>728034076
and one from being bored last night watching bloodlines play through glad you liked it!

>>728034218
find another girl

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>>728034109
N-no, but that isn't r-really a psychological question dear <4 H-how can I help you?

>>728034258
*kisses your cheek*
>

>>728034117
>anxiety disorder
>no leaving my basement
>no job because so
>wat do pls halp

You have really cute legs, do you collect any BJD?

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Is it time again for the best girl on /b/?

>>728034279
Hello Jill, nice to see you

>>728034117
>I d-don't have one of those <4
you can have mine, if you want

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>>728034218
...w-why would killing yourself help? Then you w-would just be even farther from her.

>>728034295
*blinks* Oh d-dear. Has any mutual friends said anything?

>>728034298
BORED?! W-WHILE WATCHING THAT?!

I'm done with you, Anonymous.

>>728033840
tits or gtfo

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i lose people a lot. mostly friends, usually because after a while I stop caring and accidentally drive them away or they leave without a trace. It doesn't bother me much though, i deal with it fine by playing vidya or working out.

Tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>728034372
Sorry I missed your thread last night. I went to sleep super early

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>>728034279
*waves*

>>728034320
Right, s-so have you t-talked to a doctor?

>>728034372
P-please, 2B isn't here.

>>728034326
Collect w-what?

>>728034419
I'll d-decline <4

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How can i fix my life

>>728034218
>she says she is love with me too
believe actions, not words

>>728034279
Hi Jill,

>>728034372
Hi Reimu

>>728034430
Nah, I had to stop watching it while I was on hold with Cigna last night. I doodled while I waited...

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>>728034483
S-so what is your question?

>>728034430
>>728034218
True. But then I wouldnt have to feel anything. And at this point thats all i want. Im tired of not being able to sleep or eat or enjoy anything anymore.

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>>728034561
Oh d-dear, Cigna? I've dealt with them b-before, what's wrong d-dear?

I'm insanely bored of living, nothing seems interesting

Whats something fun I can do on my own without leaving the house or costing lots of money

Hello?

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My butthole has been streched (Please Refer To Attached File To See Why) Can you please give me any ideas on how to make it tight again? Thank you. <3
> <3

>that masculine shoulders

>>728034522
BJD stands for ball-jointed doll.

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>>728034614
....if y-you cannot eat or sleep or enjoy things, y-you have anhedonia, a serious symptom of depression.

Seek medical attention.

>>728034661
Have y-you watched Marik play Bloodlines?

It is p-pretty fantastic.

>>728034695
Hello, t-this is Alice, you are on the line <4
What can I d-do for you?

>>728034661
>Whats something fun I can do on my own without leaving the house or costing lots of money
Leaving the house doesn't cost much money. Leave the house.

>>728034430


not really, ive had to shun most of them considering it hurts to bad to hear things, although i havent heard much at all from anyone she was honest with me about some dude she slept with and i told her some things i was doing too, it seemed to be going well and she even talked about maybe getting back together, we went to movies and shit. then after the accident she said she didnt wanna go on "dates" anymore etc. although we had two old roommates we lived with at the time of the break up and she spends a lot of time with them still. even though im the one who introduced all of them. we all dont live in that apartment anymore though .the other day she asked me how i was a few days ago but the convo was just that. i said okay and she said she was good. that was all.

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>>728034747
W-why would anyone collect those?

>>728033840
Whats ur deal?
Like ur a dude right? "Biologically" speaking

>>728034522
>talked to a lot of doctors
>medication is not working
>still no leaving my basement

Is alice3d some internet whore who tries to get us interested in her then asks for you to donate money to her patreon account?

I think so. I wanna see a her face though. ....maybe I will if I donate to her patreon account!

>>728033840
Could use some help with difference of cubes

could you please proof it

always nice to see you, Alice

>>728034861
this

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>>728034791
>it hurts to hear things
>I'm hurt because I don't hear things

S-sounds like you have some heavy thinking t-to do on this dilemma dear.

>>728034861
N-no, I was born w-with a vagina dear <4 Why d-do you ask?

>>728034866
What medication are y-you taking?

>>728034706
Don't drink the water in Candy Land unless you want worms

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>>728034522
Oh my.

>>728034517
Don't worry about it. No obligations, Anonymous! Just come by when you feel like it.

>>728034561
Hello.

>>728033840
We talked yesterday, I feel like I'm on the verge of inadvertently plowing a motorized vehicle into another motorized vehicle because I'm way too damn amped up for my own good but at the same time I don't really want my manias to stop... in some ways I really like them.

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can i get a hug?

>>728034642
Besides running a psych hospital admissions dept on graveyard shift.... not much. Heh, that's what I do most of the night is call insurance, take crisis calls, and on the odd occurence shows up overnight I do their psych assessments.

>>728034661
yugioah the abridged series (I blame you Alice)

>>728033840
How long have you had those print outs?

>>728034767
>anhedonia
i kinda cant. Im in the military and they will fuck me over if i show any signs of mental illness. Thats why so many just off themselves i guess. I just need some companionship i guess. idk im in a bad spot right now

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>>728034874
*blinks* T-the patreon was made explicitly because people demanded it, and w-was made as a joke. I don't need your money; I've got plenty of my own.

Congrats on being a newfag!

>>728034866
Are you by any chance an ogre?

Hey op, how old are you?

>>728034949
I look forward to tomorrow night. Provided I can find something to keep me up

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hello i need advice:
1. how do i leave painful memories behind? as a child all the way to my teens i was bullied. someone pissed on my backpack, got choked to the point of fainting and beaten up several time plus a lot of mocking. every time i remember my childhood i feel pain and anger even if i understand they were just children like i was and they didnt know how much they were hurting me
2. how do i stop wanting to hurt myself? from around 11 years old forward i started burning myself, cutting, sticking needles, hanging till i fainted (and hit the ground). i havent hurt myself for two years now but still think of doing it almost every day
3. how do i curve my suicidal thoughts? self explanatory. i have suicidal thoughts every day. i want to get rid of them

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>>728034295
I mean... that's kind of shitty to ditch you in a time of need. if you guys already broke up, maybe she didn't feel like she needed to be committed to supporting you in this case, it's just kind of a bitch thing to do.
I'm sorry, anon. how are you doing since the accident, if you don't mind my asking?
>>728034397
you doing okay?
>>728034561
hey mister Sky <3 you doing well?
>>728034661
do you have any hobbies to begin with? I play guitar and make music sometimes when I'm bored. the best part is, there's not really a skill ceiling! you learn one style, you try and get better, and you move onto another!
I'd suggest any form of art. painting, drawing, even sculpting requires a lot of free time and patience.
>>728034874
she doesn't have a dime from me and still listens to me ramble sometimes <3

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Hi Alice

Can you send me nudes pls

This is your secret admirer Soto

Op. Why are you such a fucking loser?

>>728035063
Who wants to know?

>>728034767
><4
What does <4 mean?

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>>728034893
And y-you, my love <4

>>728034951
Go to a doctor dude. We talked about this.

>>728034970
Oh, c-can't help you there silly <4

>>728034994
...no, the military has dozens of programs for people with mental illness. The thing you get in trouble for is NOT SPEAKING UP BEFORE IT IS A PROBLEM.

Seek help, Anonymous.

>>728034916

i would just like to hear from her. im asking you what you think the change of heart could be. like, it was all good communication then i got in an accident, then its gone.

>>728035076
How many guys have you stuck your dick in so far Soto?

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Be me
be 29 with bachelor of arts in economics
fuck with ur life coz u dont know what u expect from it
be over 9 years in a relationship and ur gf tells u yesterday she will break if u dont make her a baby
dont wanna make the decicion if any beeing wanna live or not
take her down

2 weeks ago a very close friend commited sucizide. Know her over 7 years, she never made any step to say anything about her problems
was searching for her 2 days before i hacked her mobile and read sites like "how long it takes bevor i drove.."
found her in a river
found a farewall book of her
my name on an atonement list

now all what is left, is her tea what she had forgotten here

so alice, I dont want any pity, but a desicion.

some items here for tonight, for what mix should i go dear?

BTW is there a specific time or date we can meet u here?

ps: I love ur show, please continue <3

>>728034767

I don't really like watching lets plays

>>728034778

Why would I want to leave the house?

>>728034970

I've never seen yugioh I don't think I'd get the jokes. I quite like Dragonball Z abridged

>>728033840
what turns you on?

op, why is /b/ so desensitized to murder and disfigurement?

My parents are getting increasingly annoyed that I can't find a job. It's caused me to feel anxiety when trying to talk with them about anything! Any recommendations for what I should do to reduce this anxiety?

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>>728035158
Like about 5 or so

hbu?

>>728035142
Wait alice, you're the tomoko-anon? cuz i hate that dude.

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>>728035013
Why d-do you ask?

>>728035061
1. Go to a doctor
2. See 1
3. See 2

T-this is something you need serious help w-with, from a therapist and psychologist and psychiatrist. Speak up; seek help.

>>728035131
That I l-love you one more <4

>>728035082
How am I?

O can't find a job and I'm feeling useless :(

Do you believe in life after love?

>>728035063

yeah i think thats it.. shes just a bitch i guess, kinda hard to accept that someone ive been the closest to in the past 5 years wants nothing to do with me now.

im fine, few fractured ribs. walked away with the bare minimum. totaled my car. coulda died.

>>728035063

All I do is play video games really, I'm not a very creative person

Whats love got to do, got to do with it?

>>728035241
none but 2 wanted it bad a while ago

>>728035256
I wish you'd prove you're not a trap so I can safely fap to you

>>728035061
Sounds like you have some serious hang ups from the past, you seeing a therapist of any kind for this stuff? Seeing a Dr?

>>728035063
I'm doing well. I also learned my memo app has other pen settings, so I can't blame my laziness on only having the calligraphy pen as my only option anymore.

>>728034994
Definatley a stigma attached to it, but that can be more from your peers. What have you looked into for therapy, don't let stigma keep you from at least learning your options.

>>728035142
>>728034994
yeah they do, but unfortunately its not truly anonymous. They report to your chain of command. Its fucking dumb. There is someone i work with who went to mental health and she lost her assignment to spain because of it.

>>728034916
>doctors literally tried everything
>from (a)lprazolam to (x)anax
>nothing worked for me
>atm im sober

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

>>728035221
Hang yourself
>reduced bloodflow to the brain means less pressure on the brain=less stress
Medfag here. Scouts honor

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>>728035151
I t-think maybe the accident freaked her out.

>>728035168
M-my schedule is on my patreon dear: alicemargatroid

>>728035170
If y-you liked DBZA, you'll find YTAS MUCH funnier.

>>728035181
Twin tails

>>728035209
It isn't, it's just mostly a bunch of idiots acting like bros

>>728035003
I'm 30 and not a newfag. I came to 4chan from LUE on gamefags, and before that I was a member of TOTSE.

You have no idea what the fuck those are, newfag,

>>728034916
I dunno, just seem kinda dudely to me.
Why do you type a stutter?

OP I Posted Earlier please reply!!
>>728034706
>>728034706
>>728034706

>>728033840
There is a programming code named after you and its absolute shit. Please die.

>>728035003
Why do you have $4200 Cash? Just curious.

>>728035142
Is it bad that my work bounces me all around the continental uSA or sometimes the planet even and I usually flit between a state of jet lag and "come the crap on why won't this work?"

Also, I've been having very mild muscle cramps or something lately, its just like, my biceps and thighs let me know they are there, they just feel 'tight' more than anything - ideas as to maybe why?

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>>728035242
No.

>>728035221
S-sure, what degree do you have?

>>728035266
What s-skills do you have <4

>>728035423
Already h-have <4

>>728035449
L-like I said previously, seek medical attention.

>>728035454
I asked f-for a list dear.

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>>728034179

>>728034319
c-can you kiss my cheek too...

>>728035256
>>728035423
I wish you'd prove you are a trap so i can fap to you.

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Don't forget to love someone today! Even if that someone is you. You're awesome.

>>728035121
Rate meh dick?

>>728033840
self-aggrandizing bullshit thread

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Checking in~ Hello Everyone! Hello Alice and all~! How are you guys doing tonight? Just watching Marik Play Bloodlines for...personal reasons!

>>728035480
30yr old no life faggot lmao. nice that you feel the need to showcase your whole 4chan history with us but nobody gives a fuck <3

>>728033840
Are you MissAlice?
As in MissAlice94?

You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around.Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it's me who put you where you are now And I can put you back down too. Don't, don't you want me?

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>>728033840
The other kids dont wanna play with me

>>728035463
Any options that don't risk accidental suicide?

>>728033840
Hello Alice!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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>>728035268
I can feel something inside me say

I really don't think you're strong enough

NOOOOOOOOOO

>>728035352
Why not?

A moist hole is a moist hole tbh

>>728035479
>>728035601

Answer me you hibiscus tea spilling cunt

>>728035620
How do I stop hating myself though, Reimu?

>>728033840
Who are you, and why are you doing this?

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>>728035479
I'm so gonna have those.

>>728033840
I don't take advice for an anime/human hybrid

>never again

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>>728035480
Oh w-wow, you came from the newfaggiest place ever!

Get the hell out of here, newfag. Stop s-shitting up my 2005 /b/

>>728035556
N-no.

>>728035579
It's a b-bit more than that, but it gets h-hard to spread.

>>728035699
About three fiddy

>>728034994

german fag here

Knwo this feeling, with depression or something else u r fucked up in the military.

Took me two years and besides the usually pilot tests dozens of psychologicaly reports after my time in a sanatory..

bear it, its the only choice if u want to keep ur position <3

>>728035479
twin tails, so you're a guy?

>>728033840
Hello,what's under your skirt?

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>>728035617
I'm s-sorry, I can only hug moon bitches.

>>728035678
No.

>>728035699
27

>>728035782
I am Alice <4

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>>728034958
(hugs you) hey mister anon, it's all gonna work out, okay?
>>728035061
have you considered seeking professional treatment? it's always a hard step to take, but they studied for years to help people deal with things like this.
otherwise, I'll just say to keep trying to move forward. it never goes away, but it does get a little easier as time passes.
>>728035123
you know who wants to know, hon.
>>728035221
open communication. if you're looking, let them know. and, it's really hard to do, but also let them know (calmly) that the constant pressure is increasing your anxiety.
>>728035295
I'm glad you lived, then. thank you for not leaving us just yet <3
people are fickle. they come and go through people's lives so quickly sometimes, and leave without reason. I'm sorry it happened, and I hope you'll have the strength to overcome this emotional loss as well as you've handled the physical damage.
>>728035343
do you like stories? you could learn how to write scripts! download something like celtx, learn the formatting, and write some short films for fun.
>>728035430
that's good! I'm glad you're well.

>>728035752
<cher3

>>728035752
because i'm not gay my dude. ruka was ready and willing + going trap mode/mtf but hell nah i aint about that

>>728035917
I don't. That's why I asked

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>>728035812
I'm f-from a video game, so it's safe <4

>>728035887
Nope <4

>>728035904
Vagina.

>>728035479
I graduated in psychology, but my country is in crisis with more than 12 million unemployed ... I did not want to work in something that is not my area of studies.

>>728035620
So true. We should endeavor to find something to love about ourselves daily at the least

>>728035667
Good for you. I liked ygotas better, but it's great in it's own right.

>>728035601
IDK, it's just stressful talking to parents. There have been times where I've avoided going downstairs to get food because I'd rather go hungry than risk my parents asking me leading questions.

>>728035909
Okay, different Alice.

>>728033840
>bra straps
l-lewd...

>>728035121
Rate my Dick plz

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>>728035430
>you seeing a therapist
i am but mostly to manage my medications: an antidepressant (40mg prozac) which does very little for me and an antipsychotic (25mg olanzapine) which i started taking after having my first and only psychotic episode (im schizophrenic apparently). we have talked about my past but mostly he just asks routine questions about suicidal thoughts and schizophrenia symptoms. i think he isnt very fond of talk therapy

Holy fuck there's 3 alice's rn

>>728035948
She's garbo tho

>>728035952
>ruka

lmao gross
Go away Bard

>>728033840
Are you 10ft tall?

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>>728035967
me, silly goose. are you doing okay?

>>728035998
Penis Penis it's penis!

>>728035816
So have you heard of a bank then?

Seriously, what's up with my biceps though, could this just be caused by stress or is that a bad explanation?

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>>728036023
*blinks* S-so why not try to get a visa?

>>728036040
...h-have you tried talking to them about it?

Like, they are your parents; I'm sure if they understood how they are making you feel, they'd ease up.

>>728036079
Why n-not get a new therapist?

Alice. Are you a virigin? also where do you live? what is your address? can i have your phone number please, im trying to find out where you live but so far i only have your city location and the name of your parents. thankyou

>>728035479

Even if I've never seen or played yugioh?

>>728035917

I'm awful at writing and I have rsi so I can't really do a lot of typing/writing

>>728036023
BA/S in psychology? Been there done that. Not much you can do with it unfortunately. That's why I went on to get the masters in counseling.

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>>728035998
>Vagina
no panties???

>>728036097
exactly.

>>728036173
>he doesn't have 10k cash on hand
banks are for chumps :^)

>>728036127
I made the mistake of telling my mother I spent 5 hours lying in bed on the weekend, and every morning is difficult to make myself go to school. I don't even have alcohol to make it better
So I have no alcohol, and my mother is watching me like a hawk so I can't slip up anymore

Sage this thread

>>728035917
I've explained to my parents multiple times how hard it is to find a job atm, they still think I'm not doing enough.

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>>728035774
Well, therapy can help with that. But you should also be striving every day to be the best version of you, the one you want to be. As long as you're doing your best, you've got every reason to love yourself!

>>728036029
Yep yep!

My girlfriend wants me out in Chasity device thingy to stop me from smoking and masturbating, not sure if this would be a good step in our relationship.

Would cut down on the arguments, but I don't really want her to loose interest in me if she thinks I'm emasculated.

>>728035998
no panties!?

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>>728036162
Sorry <4 It isn't.

>>728036173
T-that was taken out for a purchase, dear.

I think it is s-stress and sleep deprivation.

>>728036209
Correct.

>>728036237
I t-try to avoid them.

>>728036323
Yes, p-please do. Not that it will do anything, but anything to keep you from posting as fast.

>>728035170
>Why would I want to leave the house?
Obviously staying home all the time is insanely boring
And you get cabin fever, among other things

>>728036079
Sounds like you need an actual therapist (some psychiatrists do therapy, but most I work with only do meds and leave the talking and interventions to us lower beings). Try to find a psychologist, clinical social worker, marriage/family therapist or professional counselor.

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>>728036029
I just really like the fact that he brings Yami Bakura in. I think it's definitely different and must take a lot of work so I feel like I should give it the views I feel it deserves

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>>728036286
get at cute traps at least fam

>>728036323
we are legion

>>728035221
find job

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>>728036378
....uhm. I never recommend giving up personal or biological freedoms for the sake of a relationship.

What you do with your body is none of her business.

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>>728036392
You can't lie but you can't hide

>>728036181
No, I doubt they'd agree anyway. Probably find some way to guilt trip me for it.

>>728034483
Please help OP I need advice

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>>728036392
>I t-try to avoid them.
holy fuck this is too much for me

>>728035601
maybe i will seek medical help i guess. thanks.

>>728035601
>alprazolam
>amitriptylin
>ativan
>clonazepam
>diazepam
>lorezepam
>paroxetin
>tavor
>tramadol
>valium
>xanax

>also: propranolol and naratriptan

>>728035617
moonbitch pussy ass boy. do i get acct now

>>728036542
Yeah, that's what I'm leaning towards. Thanks.

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>>728036097
three Alices? there's only one Alice.
>>728036209
ah... I'm sorry then. have you tried listening to podcasts for enjoyment? there's one on almost any topic you can think of.
>>728036310
jeez, I'm sorry man. I'd offer you an ale but I know you prefer your vodka.
I hope things improve one of these days.
>>728036330
are you, though? I'm not trying to be accusatory, but you've put out applications, you've looked for jobs? do YOU feel like you're doing enough?

>>728036335
I've been told I need a psychologist and a therapist all my life but there aren't any around here.. I'm trapped in this small desert town ;-;

>>728036466
>cute traps
I told you I'm not a fag already.

>>728035479
Dear i thought i could get a seroius opionion from u as a neuropsychopharmacologist.

Ps: don´t hide ur fingertips u´ve got nice once <4

>>728035909
>>728036697
what the fuck is a moon bitch

>>728036378
That's an interesting dynamic y'all have going. I think there are more important questions you should be asking yourself about your relationship's long term goals and how well your futures align with eachother.

>>728036428
Yes! I like their exchanges as well

>>728036485
Been trying for a year, shit's hard dude!

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>>728036614
T-that's why I didn't lie <4

>>728036651
Are you okay?

>>728036689
That is n-not even close to all of the medications they could prescribe for you. I could name probably 4 other classes, and a total of 30 other drugs.

>>728036657
Feel f-free to email me at [email protected] if y-you want to talk <4

>>728036711
It r-really shouldn't be a hard decision.

>>728036722
Probably won't. Not unless I find a source of unlimited alcohol

>>728036722

They bore me, I can't just sit here listening to people talk I need to do something

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>>728035917
>but it does get a little easier as time passes
i really hope so. im seeing a psychiatrist but as i said to the other anon i dont think he's very fond of talk therapy, he just manages my medication and asks basic questions about suicidal thoughts and schizophrenia symptoms

>>728036181
>Why n-not get a new therapist?
ive actually thought about it but im so tired of changing psychs... ive been through 2 psychiatrists and 3 psychologist in my life and, though i appreciate what they have done, and they have helped me in some areas, other problems seem to be therapy-proof

>>728036413
>Sounds like you need an actual therapist (some psychiatrists do therapy, but most I work with only do meds and leave the talking and interventions to us lower beings). Try to find a psychologist, clinical social worker, marriage/family therapist or professional counselor.
i guess i will, after all, the psychiatrist has done all he could for me.

thanks for your help you all

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>>728036733
No way to get a ride somewhere? No car?

>>728036788
you heard me. moonbitch

>>728036803
shut up gray

>>728033840
Let's say hypothetically that I have a deep-seated insecurity problem that causes me to be emotionally unstable and moderately antisocial, as well as bossy, irritable, and just generally unapproachable, which only exacerbates the issue by making me feel like an outcast with a poor social life (due in part to the antisocial bit and the fact that I only have two close friends that genuinely understand me).
Where do I start in solving that?

...I'm asking for a friend.

>>728036788
goddamn moonbitch

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>>728036901
I w-would talk to your PCP or GP, and ask t-to be referred to a mental health professional such as a therapist or psychologist <4

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>>728036824
>Are you okay?
no not at all

Alice how old are you ?

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>>728035613

>>728036824
How long have you dress up as a girl and come to 4chan for fun?

>>728036824
i will thanks

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oh hey it's alice

>>728036722
I'm on job sites every day, I go to the job centre every week. Even when I hand out physical CVs I rarely hear back from employers!

>>728036824
>no leaving my basement for 7 years
>still no leaving my basement
>doctors think i should be fine with this medication
>no other doctors nearby
>wat do

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>>728037034
hey I can do that too, fag

Oh, hey Alice! Been a while since I could make it to one of your threads. How have you been?

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>>728036788
Check'd but there is newfaggotry afoot here..

>>728036803
I think those make the episodes towards the later ones because he incorporates him even more, aha~!

>>728033840
Probably bipolar manic muscle pain guy here for another question in my case

Some of the time, i'll just look at myself in the mirror or be doing little, or just walking along minding my own business and all of a sudden i'll just say (or really loudly think) something along the lines of

"You goddamn piece of shit why don't you just die already!" and then I burst out giggling

been that way for like - five six years now. Ideas?

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>>728036997
What's wrong?

>>728037015
I am a g-girl, so anything I dress in is dressing up as a girl d-dear <4

>>728037020
Always here for you <4

>>728037034
P-problem?

>>728037114
You s-should probably leave the basement and go to doctors who don't do home calls <4

>>728037128
C-can't complain more than usual~

>>728037115
>>728033840
Explain drastic difference between both skin tone.

>>728033840
YOURE AN ATTENTION WHORE

>>728036733
Damn, I used to live in the middle of no where as well. It sucks because it's not like there aren't QMHPs needs out there, but there are no jobs for them... look up online to see if there are any that do tele-counseling. I've done referrals for the like before.

>>728036884
gray?

>>728037034
every thread, it never fails!

>>728037114
See what I said above see about tele-medicine. Options may be limited due to the medium, but should try.

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>>728037203
That's a s-symptom of bipolar dear; you are clearly exhibiting mania.

Go to a damn doctor.

>>728033999
what? am newfag please explain where postnumber etc is.

>>728036972
I don't really have the funds for that...do you know at all how I could maybe start bettering myself? I genuinely want to fix this, but I'm lost on where to start. Can provide more info, if you don't know/would rather not advise otherwise, that's cool too.

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>>728037271
T-this weird thing called a "tan".

>>728037276
I'm n-not the one posting in all caps dear <4

>>728037301
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>728037271
the lighting maybe? idk

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>>728037405
T-tell me how much it'll cost, and I'll p-pay for it.

>>728037427
N-no reason to do so <4

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>>728036826
I'm sorry, hon.
>>728036832
I'm not actually sure what else to recommend, then. I'm sorry.
>>728036857
I'd suggest you stay open to the idea of switching therapists again. while having a psych is good for managing medications, one with a masters in social work would be better at dealing with your previous life issues via talk therapy. at least that's my experience.
>>728037099
that's... understandable. I'm sorry that's the job situation you're in right now. but that's the kind of thing you should tell your parents, so if they assume you aren't trying, you can say "no, look, I went to these ___ places today trying to find a job, and I found nothing."
it would help get some of the pressure off.
have you offered helping out around the house where you can? cooking for them?
>>728037427
because then anonymous is stuck with me and Reimu for now, and no one wants that.

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>>728037234
>What's wrong?
p-please post under the skirt...

>>728036871
I have a car but the closest one I know of is 2hours away. I don't think I could drive 2hours there and 2hours back just for that, I know it sounds dumb but I think it would drive me even more crazy.

>>728037298
I recognize that I am my own problem with this but doing it over the phone isn't gonna work for me either.

>>728037412
HOW OLD ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!

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im to late ? what i missed

>>728037550
That's gay

>>728036806
look for shittier jobs

>>728037412
That's not tan.

>>728037474
>N-no reason to do so <4
Being a colossal waste of space and human resource seems like a pretty good reason to me.

>>728037474
H-Hi Alice ;-;
I was here yesterday but the thread closed before I could reply >< But I mentioned how I don't have any friends or anything and that I'm super depressed/have anxiety and stuff.. I forget what was said, though :s

sent you an email a while ago and got no response ;c

>>728037412
I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS, AND ALSO I KNOW YOU FROM ANOTHER PLACE, YOU'RE AN ATTENTION WHORE, D E A R <2

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>>728037638
It's w-weird that my job pays so w-well then <4
You'd think they'd be cutting a waste of space like me~

>>728037647
Have y-you been to a doctor?

>>728035679
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me! It's not too late you'll find, you better change your mind! You better change it back or we will both be sorry!

>>728037234
>t-thats not a option
>medications dont work
>not able to leave basement
>resigned with it
>have qt 7.85/10 gf
>she ok with me beeing weird and no leaving basement
>i just feel useless because no job

get in here faggots https://discord.gg/PVmXUtx

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>>728037567
That's silly. Long drives aren't that bad, especially if they're for the sake of bettering yourself and treating your issues.

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>>728037692
Email m-me again then <4 It could have g-got junked

>>728037699
I d-don't know anyone who types only in caps <4

I'm 22 years old, living with my parents and my sister who are all heroine smoking degenerates.
I want to move out of here, but I'm too dependent on others.
How do I sort myself out?

>>728037567
Yep, good insight. So let me rephrase the question:

What are you willing to do to get better? Not what can you do.

>>728037597
Never too late! (until thread is kill...)

>>728037647
Thread kill was too fast last night. ^ see above, getting any kind of help for it yet?

>>728033840
Hey Alice! Nice to see you again. I'm glad you are here.

I recently lost my best friend and pretty much my only friend and that has just devastated me I'll never get over that. I have OCD and anxiety, they have had an effects on my life since about 14, my parents and grandparents thought I was pretty unusual when I was a baby and toddler. I've been having problems trying find a job and I currently am living in a new area and I don't know any of the people here.

My question is, what are some things that can help me get into a new social circle and possibly feel the way I used to when I was with my best friend?

>>728037474
I couldn't ask that of you. If you're serious, you truly are a gem, but I can't. I'll see what I can do to make it happen myself. Thank you.

how can i tell if im in love alice?

>>728037724
Yeah, the doctor just gave me meds and I've been on them ever since.. roughly.. 9 months now?

>>728037724
What do you think about the clock is two and a half till midnight

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>>728037829
H-how are you dependent on others?

>>728037833
W-what treatments are you currently on?

>>728037888
*blinks* W-who said you asked? I offered. Figure it out, s-send me the copay.

[email protected] or send a request for funds to [email protected] (paypal)

>>728037932
What m-meds?

>>728033840
Kill yourself

>>728036901
Are you me?

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>>728037811
ANSWER ME ALICE
...please
>>728037550

>>728037511
I suppose I could help out around the house more...

>>728033840
What is this, a heartwarming, kind thread in my /b/?

>>728037993
>>728037769
wat do

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>>728038038

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>>728038024
W-why?

>>728038067
L-love and cheer <4

>>728038081
Already t-told you what to do dear <4

>>728037833
First, you'll never have exactly what you had with your friend, don't take that stance and start applying it to all relationships (bad idea). You may have worse or even better relationships, no need to compare. Look for events, talk to coworkers (even just saying hi daily opens up the door to being friends). Also, how is your treatment regimen going for the anxiety OCD?

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Alice lovely creature ,are you sick again ?
i sadly didnt watch much of the stream was busy but what i heard you sounded , sick or drunk as fuck

>>728037724
>bragging about your shitty job for validation
shit I guess pedophiles and rapists must not have had good jobs either.
good one faggot.

>>728037993
Uhmm.. 100mg and another 50mg, so 150mg of.. APO-Desvenlafaxine MR according to the box o;
You reply super quickly o-o