Trips decides how I kill myself

>>728023354
living a long depressing life

>>728023457
rolling for this

Live until you happly die of old age!

Death by giving a blowjob to a 100 niggers

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Go to a major city wearing this.

Trying to drink all the toilet bowl water

Screaming nigger all day in a black neighborhood until someone shoots you.

>>728023553
So close

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>>728023565
off by one

neck urself with dominant nigger penis

Eat and drink everything. Pills alcohol bleach even fucking toilet paper.

>>728025042
Roll

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shoot up elementary then kys

>>728025042
Re-roll

>>728025042
Rolling

>>728025079
Roll 2#

Of natural causes in no way caused by your own actions

>save anon get

Drive your car in front of a train.

Mass shooting, followed by a bomb.

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>>728023354
Starve yourself faggot

Cut off testicles, shove in mouth, wait for results.

>>728023354
Jumping out of an airplane at 10,000 feet while riding a lion that is on fire.

>>728023690
Rolling for this

Death by snoo snoo

Invite family over for dinner. Auto erotic asphyxiate yourself a couple hours before they're supposed to show up.

Eating your own shit

Anal rape

Jumping into a giant vat of acid and slowly dissolving

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>>728023354
Place a small inflatable pool in front of a really tall building and jump off the roof. Wear flippers and a snorkel when you do it.

pretend to be professional tightrope walker and just jump off on purpose

>>728023354
shotgun!

By slitting your own throat

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>>728023354
5

>>728023354
with kindness

Just swim straight out into the ocean and keep going until you're exhausted. And you drown in the ocean.

Having a morbidly obese woman sit her fat ass on your face and suffocate to death

>>728023354
shotgun! ;)

Catch as many stds as possible

Fentanyl

>>728023354
russian roulette with 6 bullets

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>>728023354
6

>>728025042
rolling for this

>>728023354
shotgun :)

Chop off your dick/balls with a meat cleaver and bleed out

Slit all veins

>>728023354
Eat glass shards

hit yourself with a pillow until you die

>>728026555
Steals thread with r34, and steals get. Oh what a time to be alive!

Inject heroin straight into your eyeballs

>>728026669
Holy moly

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>>728026555
7
well i get decide i think your a liar op but i want you to rape someone then an hero with a gun live
you can rape anyone or anything as long as its alive

strangle self with belt, live cam.

>>728026599
Stop samefagging

>>728026599
there you go op! i just decided your fate!

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>>728026721
8 loled so hard

choke on own shit, record.

heart failure due to old age

Eat 28 mcdonalds big mac meals in a row

>>728023354
Don't.

>>728026673
roll

>>728026797
i got him jealous?

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>>728026721
9 op is a liar and a faggot my thread now

Old age, you pussy.

>>728023354
Old age you cowardly faggot.

force friend to kill you with knife

>>728026960
Roll

Choke yourself with a rope made of barbed wire

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>>728026809
10

>>728027001
oh fuck close

>>728026960
>>728026990
>>728026995
Hive mind?

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>>728027019
11

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>>728026669
deserves a reroll

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>>728027019
12

>>728026797
hahaha! thought trips were dub's fuck me!

Have rats eat into your stomach

>>728023354
bag over head

shoot self in head, but must be on national tv somehow.

Shove razor blades up your ass and in your japs eye

Strap yourself on top of cut bamboo trees and wait for them to grow through your stomach and kill you.

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>>728027110
2

>>728023354
noose up

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>>728027279
3

>>728023354
don't

Carbon monoxide poisoning

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>>728027279
4

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>>728027394
5

death by snu snu

Machete to the neck

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>>728027453
6

Jump into tiger enclosure at local zoo

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>>728027491
8

Masturbation

LASER SWORD

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>>728027583
9

shoot a nigger cop then an hero.

drown in bathtub.

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>>728027660
10

>>728023354
>implying we'll know if you deliver or not

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>>728027707
kek 11

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Aids

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>>728027771
12

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niggers i just want op to die keep rolling

must suck own cock and break back

Bullet to the dick

>>728023354
drink bleach

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>>728027820
13
Im leaving thread too boring 4me

die of old age

Auto erotic asphyxiation

>>728027998
well fuck

>>728027998
roll

>>728025042
This

Jumping from a skyscraper

dont shit anymore.

>>728025042
Reroll

don't

>>728025042
Rereroll

>>728027998
rolling for this

>>728028148
reroll

Stabbed by a hooker mid bang

>>728027998
this

>>728027998
This

>>728025042
reerollerefwefg

>>728027846
why?

>>728023354
thermonuclear prolapse

>>728027998
roll

Pistol shot to the face

>>728027372
reroll in garage

just hang yourself fucking pussy you better deliver motherfucker.

Butt destroyed by 12" monster cock and then sliced open like a fish

drown on cam.

go out with a bang ;)

Beaten to death by rocks

Shit thread

Eaten by a shark

With a mob in ur ass

Drink hydrochloric acid

>>728028776
almost this shit

By eating out an entire dumpster

>>728023354
Jump in front of a passenger train. Scar some lives.

hang. video it.

>>728028889
close :P

Fucking a crocodile

fucking hang on cam.

Slitting your wrists while listening to Justin Bieber

don',t care how, just kys on cam

You gon die of old age shithead

Drink bleach and take painkillers

Jumping into highway traffic

>>728028776
Oh no almost

Also, rerolling for this
>>728028708

>>728028889
Shit. Well, now you have to climb a fucking mountain. Don't jump off or anything. Just stay up there and do some heroin and drink booze till you pass out.

Having a bleach bath while drinking it straight

By fucking a bear

>>728029204
Hell, maybe when you get to the top, you won't want to die.

By implament

fist yourself

Starvation

>>728028889
reroll

>>728029443
whoa

>>728027998
re roool

Extreme Anal fisting

>>728023354
necrotizing fasciitis

Travel to isis controlled territory. Ask to be a movie star.

>>728029443
oh shit, this. you can only have water every 2 days

die from old age

Getting shot by a guy after shagging his wife

Natural causes

>>728029596
>>728029443
yeah reroll

you should cheat on my wife, she always said shed kill me

Drinking your weight in cum

>>728029342
Climb the mountain. Or if you're incapable of that, shoot yourself. If you're too young to buy a gun, then get the cops to do it by pointing an airsoft gun at them.

Strangulation with an hdmi cable

>>728029443
sure why not

Pecked to death by Pigeons

>>728023354
helium

try to Fuck yourself til death

smote by the wrath God

eat shit.

Drowning in banana yoghurt

shove a watermelon in your anus.

do a bunch of different psychedelics at once and see where it takes you

>>728030010
Get out now

Ripping your cock off with your bare hands

>>728030102
fuck you

Slitting your throat

Natural causes

>>728030175
Newfag

Dildo with razor blades down your bell end

raped to death by aryans in the big house

>>728030067
do it

Old age faggot

this thread is fresh out of trips it seems.

>>728023354

Cookie monster costume and a shotgun

rob bakery's but only for the cookies, leave the cash, shoot the gun off at the ceiling

go from bakery to bakery with bags and bags of cookies until the cops catch up with you.

get in a shootout with them until they gun you down, spilling blood and bags of cookies all over the street.

overdose on advil

You don't kill yourself and you sell everything you own and move to woods. Hunt animals, have sex with animals. Then one day, when you're ready, you'll die balls deep in an elk.

need a winrar
drown in tub.

Post your dick hard op

Suffocation

>>728030389
reroll

trips

drink a cup of antifreeze

Post your dick op

>>728030374
sexy as fuck, reroll

Anal rape

don't

>>728030435
do it

>strap bombs to yourself
>go to all you can eat restaurant
>order as much as you can
>when you can't eat anymore tell waiter that you'll explode if you take one more bite
>take one more bite
>BOOM

jump in the alligator pit at the zoo

>>728030556
HAHA close

Space program.

>>728024829
off by ten, faggot

You turn your life around, find a mate, have/adopt some kids, become content with life. Then one night at the dinner table, you kill yourself. Eternally fucking up the lives of your family members.

Post your dick op, and cum

>>728030556
Ugh this is the 3rd almost trips lol. Re roll

>>728030435
noice do this

Become a serial killer. Get Caught. Get executed.

>>728030435
Roll

>>728024063
Did this in Vancouver. Nothing happened.

>>728030664
hehe

have an antifreeze party
>tastes just like alcohol
>get you drunk just like alcohol
>kills you

Drown in cum

od on xanax

>>728030648
Te roll

go to the streets and punch random black people and see what happens

make a shitton of lean
drink it all
die.

Fucking a tiger

Anime

order pizza and kill delivery driver. then stab self to death

>>728030733
rerolling for this!

Carve a symbol of a gang or known serial killer into your body then slit your wrists in the bathtub.

Dont do it. Instead join the circus and wow the world

massive boner then cut dick off.

Suicide by cop. Approach officers with a butcher knife. Don't follow their orders.

>>728027467
This
And get extra points for filming it and making the slash look like a fucking dab

Gang rape by black guys

Run at a black cop naked.

stab a news reporter on camera, stab self.

>>728030435
Rolling for this

>>728030998
moot is being unkind as usual

drink acetone

Do a livestream somewhere and act normal. Halfway through, take some pills or drink antifreeze.

>>728030435
just do this.
need proof too.

Drown in schezwan sauce

I said space program!

FUCKING KEK NOW GIVE TO ME THE TRIPS I DESERVE.

Nails and milk for breakfast

Space Program lmao

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>>728031167
sick reference bro

Fucking a rottweiler

Allahu Akhbar

eat razor blades

>>728031332
Fuck sake a 4th almost. One more and Im out lol

get 360 noscoped by n00b

Start a fire in every room of your house except the one with the least ventilation. Sit in that one room and wait for death to consume you.

Dressing up as Robocop and fucking a helicopter

>>728030805
>>728029321
>>728029015
>>728028947
>>728031332
This same fag

cut throat at local playground

Chop your dick off and choke on it. If that doesn't work, then cut toes off one by one and shove them down your throats until you do end up choking or you die from blood loss.

Death by falling piano

If you live in an apartment complex, buy a lot of gas or lighter fluid and go around dousing shit with it. Burn as much down as you can. Sit in your housing and wait.

>>728023354
With kindness

Burn house down on livestream

Go out into the woods and try to fuck a bear

razor blades in rectum. as many as you can fit. one by one.

>>728031633
.

choke on an olive

>>728031536
One ending in 15 isnt me lol but re roll that anyway

>>728031777
>>728031777
fug

>>728031777
GET OUT NOW OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728031777
Winrar!

Build a bomb. Start livestream. Announce your allegiance to 4chan or some extremest group. Set bomb off.

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Hand cuff yourself to something heavy and throw yourself into the nearest body of water

>>728031777
well

>>728031777
>>728031633
HAHA winrar
fucking lame

eat as much superglue as possible

>>728031913
this

damn it. lame.

>>728031913
This

That can't count. Not a legitimate way to die. Keep rolling fags.

>>728023354
get aids n die lul