I've just found this little guy in my backyard, Trips names

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put some protective gear on hands body and penis
timestamp and send to vet

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Take him/her to your local wildlife rehabilitation center. I've taken many aninals there - mostly squirrels. and I brake for squirrel.

His name is Bob.
Also, you may want to try >>>/an/. They will probably be able to help you more.

Easy/ name him Bat Nigger

>>728017965

It's a bat, so it's probably either a fruit eating bat or bug eating bat. Fuck if I know. See if there is an exotic vet nearby. Also, you should know they're common rabies carriers.

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Dandy the Suave Ninny Bat

Call and animal shelter and they will come pick him up
Name him anon

Name him "01000010 01100001 01110100"

dildo

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Bruce Wayne

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>>728018137
Yah this, and they might even let you volunteer there on a regular basis if you were looking forward to caring for another creature.

if vet/rehab center isn't an option, then whatever you do, don't let it bite you and be really careful with that animal, since they're pretty fragile. you can feed it mealworms and other feeder bugs availabe in every pet store.

also, rolling for bruce

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>>728017965
let it bite you and become batman
you definatly will not get rabies i swear

i live in a third world country, there are no animal shelters here, if i want to save him i have to do it myself.

Boring......

Dylan

>>728019307
Waht

Don't name him so you don't get attached to him, so it is less painful when u give him to the rehab center

>>728018897
Are you retarded? This isn't going to work because the bat isn't radioactive. OP, try to feed it some plutonium first.

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Timestamp

Bring him to an animal doctor and cy@

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>>728020163
Dude..
>>728019307
This on webm.

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Wtf did i just watch. Lemmiwinks

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>>728020845

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead.
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe.
But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!

Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and vast!
To find his way out of a gay man's ass!
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright!
But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might!

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead!
Don't look back Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead!
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.

Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way,
there's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay!
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within!
Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!

Lemmiwinks came to the stomach dark....
Near the depths of the lungs and heart...

Catatafish of the stomach's cove!

Catatafish's riddle will soon be told!

Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through!

Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on!
Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun!
So many enemies and battles yet to fight!
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night!

Le-Le-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks Lemmi-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks, Lemm-Le-Lemmiwinks, Gerbil King.

>>728017965
If you put him in the microwave for about 45 seconds it will expose him to gamma radiation. The gamma rays will allow him to heal his wing faster, I'd say it should probably be fully healed in the 36 to 48 hours.
Just don't fuck it up and leave him in there for too long. Just 45 seconds should be a perfect amount of time.
Good luck anon and I hope your new friend makes a speedy recovery.

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Do this OP.

>>728021118
microwaves don't produce any gamma rays ye fuck

>>728021483
Shut the fuck up. Help me convince OP to microwave the bat.

Batwing

nate higgers

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Op won't do anything.
Just another weak faggot.

ManBat

Netopýr

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Batsy

Take him to a bird/bat/wild life rescue please

>>728017965

Bruce

>>728022854
Bump

>>728022854
Roll

Bat Simpson

Bateriny

>>728022997
Ohh for fucks sake

Batty

Batery

Baton

Batso

Bane

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barrack Obama

Batsy

make sure to get him some water too.

if he can't fly, he's fucked. get an animal shelter to get him.

>>728023367
roll

>>728023367

reroll

Hitlerdidnothingwrong

put him in a cage with pillows so he wont get hurt trying to escape i guess

Bat

>>728023394
one more time

call him the joker

Topkekus

>>728023594
Roll

Kekman

Stampy
Stamp on him

call him barack obama they look the same in color

Ronald Gump

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Zlatan.

Kony 2012

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Batty McBatface

Poohamed

Name him Nigger Cock or Asian Cock depending on his size

Negroid homosex

Gaped ass

Count Niggula

Dog

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so some guys are advertising their shit at http://pxls.space/
coordinates are ~200, 750
you know what to do

Gaylord niggerman

name him nugget

>>728024101
rolling for Count Niggula

>>728024198
YE

Bob

>>728024101
roll for this

Theodore

Ur nans crusty dried up beaver with a hairy poo tunnel and fleas on her sweater

Batman

>>728024320
this

nosferatu

444

>>728017965

Name shall be

ManBat

Dogfood

noname

Bats are actually not common carriers of rabies. There was a lot of old, bad data on this based on people who brought in bats to be looked at, but that skewed the data. Among healthy bats caught flying in the wild, the level of rabies was no different than other animals.

But losing the ability to fly is a common sign that they have rabies (which is why the ones people brought in had a higher incidence of having rabies -- they were easy to catch).

>>728024437
reeee

spanks

Crap features

Bate

>>728024101
kek this

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Reginald Abercrombie the V

(Hi, Reggie #3)

Flearoy Jeremiah the 3rd

God emperor Trump

>>728024373
Rolling for this

>>728024437

this

meme

deadb4t

Artorias

Balmung Fezalion

>>728024747
roll

Botmon

>>728024437

Another roll

Isaac Schneider

>>728024747
rolling

Barraco barner the coon from da hood

Get vaccinated if you're keeping him, but best to take him to someone specialising with bats

Nigger faggot Roodypoo candyass

>>728024747
rollin

>>728021118
microwaves produce microwaves

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Batbat

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Bitmin

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Breibat

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Fish man