ITT: we're in a waiting room

*coughs*

>>728013760
*Yaaawn*cough*cough*

>>728013760
*starts to masturbate vigorously after seeing an old man with socks and sandals walk past*

*grabs a magazine*

*Looks up from reading newspaper to stare at you, peaking over the top edge of 70s glasses with a hostile glare*

*hums*

*awkward sounds from intestines*

*chuckle at phone and lets out a little silent fart and blames the old guy next to me*

*tries to leave the waiting room only to see there is no door*

>>728014111
Lol

FRAAAAAAP!

Blame the old man int the sandals

*stares at the person across from me until they look in my direction and the keep staring when they turn back*

>>728014268
*hushes*

*try to make eye contact and smile at females in the room*

*asks what are we waiting for*

*makes an origami bitf but gets called a faggot for it*

>>728014335
*ahem, sorry*
Assuming you're 20yrs older than me

>>728014353
*Awkwardly notices you looking at female and coughs*

>>728014111

*shits*

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>whips out his dick
You guys want some pesto?

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*wonders who hasn't invested in eastern poland*

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>>728013760
*loads rifle* "ALL JOCKS STAND UP"

>>728014513
*unzips dick*

>>728014474
*quickly look at artwork on the wall*

>>728014584
*Motions you to sit next to me as we have an empty waiting room, despite having 10 people here*

*gets called up and quietly goes over to desk*

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>>728014571
OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

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>>728013760
*ALLAHU AKBAR*

*itches ass cheek*

>>728014796
shh
were waiting for....
something

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>>728014858
>>728014858
>>728014858
>>728014858
>>728014858
This is most realistic situation.

*looks outside to see a scorched body*

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I call dibs on this bad boy.

*walks in, sits down, looks around the room*

excuse me sir >>728014571 why are you brandishing a rifle in here?

*pulls out a snack with a very strong odor*

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[visible confusion]

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>>728014901
So what about those gay vampires from outer space running the globe?

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HAY GAUISE MOM CAN I HAVE POPSICAL

*looks around*

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*Pulls out gun with loudencer*
>>728014571 , Put the gun down.

*lets coughing children run around and loudly ask questions about everything*

>>728015261
*whispers to another anon* oh jeez the tard is here

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*Oh God just remain calm*

*gets up from the seat* "okay, I don't have time for this."

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Imma go play over here.

>>728015383
*sniffs air* what the hell who shit themself

*signs electronic signature pad with actual pen*

*gets back from bathroom*

HEY WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY PEOPLE MAGAZINE!?

>>728015439
Keeeeeek

*noticeable fart and smell*

*acting like it wasn't me*

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>>728015432
*puts on most seductive face to distract you*
> Wasn't me

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they better not already all have the puzzles filled in..

>>728015608
MODS

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*stares at you with the lazy eye*

Clears throat 5x over 10 minutes, opens and closes facebook 10 different to see if any new stories

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Alright guys I'm out of here, I'm going surfing.

*gets a fanta soda from a vending machine*

*stares at ceiling and walls to avoid eye contact*

>>728015759
see you later anon have fun

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Just popping in to make this thread great again.

Long wait, huh?

>>728015927
*shoo's annoyance away*

*loud conversation on speakerphone*

>>728015714
Kek'd out loud

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>>728015383

>>728016147
*kicks*

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>>728016221
"Lemme call you right back, I'ma chimp out for a sec"

*clears throat*
were now taking the first person who needs a.... uh.... doubles pescription?

>>728016468
*shifts uncomfortably, knowing it's my suppository*

>>728016587
hey you... wait no this isnt for you

>>728016468
excuse me, i've been here half an hour already, and no one has been called yet. where the fuck is the doctor? if someone doesn't see me soon i'll break all the goddamn windows in this motherfucker.

>>728016737
he needs identification dubs
if you dont have an id you can leave

*starts gagging on cock

>>728016737
Take a seat, we'll call your name when it's time, and we're turning the thermostat up

>>728016848
"Here, try OP's. It's much smaller."

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Hope you's guys dont mind, but im a messy eater

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>>728016948
Not at all

>>728016948
you get any of that on me and i will get very upset

>>728017022
sir i think you're next
you have identification dubs

>>728016948
*opens his throat with hands*

>>728017115
Thank christ, that screaming baby has given me the bloodlust

>>728017137
*blood sprays all over the room*

BBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

>>728017288
you're next sir

*takes an eldritch dump in the only bathroom which opens outward into the lobby*

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>>728016737

May I introduce myself,
my name is Doctor Joseph Heiter, and I am your attending physician.

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looks like some sauce fell on me, oops.

>>728017386
Nope, you are, I have Hitler dubs
you jew

*takes shit in hands and starts to clap.

*niggers*

>>728017596
Have you met
>>728016422

>>728017461
please get in the gas chamber

Reads leaflet about coping with cancer

Laughs loudly

*kills everybody*
*blows up the waiting room*

>>728017667
god damn

>Stands up comly
>Unbuttons tie
>Coughs once, so they know to pay attention
>Yell "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM"
>Tell receptionist she is full of shit when she responds
>Shoot self in head
>>Take shit in heaven

>>728015055
Fucking kek

*gets back in queue for the clerk, to eventually ask if I can get some water, gets pointed to the water machine behind me, I acknowledge and go back to my seat without water*

*WOOPS LOUDLY* AYAY MANE, WADA DO WADA DO *Sees anon with a new pair of shoes* CA CA CA CA CA GIMMI YO SHUES NUGGA *grabs anon by the legs and bite off his shoes too steal them, picks up anon's car keys* SHIIIIIET NEGGA IM FINNA BOUNCE *strides long and fast to anon's car*

>Stealy wheely Automobily

>>728014576
Your dick has a zipper?

>>728018121
turns out anons car was a bomb for niggers

>>728016422
harambe get mad

*pull out gun and pumped up kicks starts playing*

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>picks nose
>tries to make it look like smoothing down mustache

Receptionist calls guys name. Wait for guy to stand up, push him back in seat and walk in in his place.

>>728018121
Healthcare: CHECK

>>728018208
GA GA GA WOO WOO WOO, CALL THE ABUMABS NEN WA WA


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>728013760
put your phone away and stop picking your nose for gods sake

>>728013760
*-morning*

*gets unbearably thirsty and mouth so dry that any mouth movement starts to make a highly audible noise, takes this opportunity to go stand in line for the water machine*

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>>728014571
PUT DOWN THE GUN MOTHER FUCKER

*making autistic groans and moans in my electric wheelchair while my caretaker doesn't do shit to stop it*

Walk in wearing a biohazard suit holding mates arm who has sick and blood down his front and open sores.

Go round patients with a Halloween sweet bucket

>>728015624
>leans toward you
>whispers
Hey, can I see that after you? I love Find It.

>>728015624
Kek

>>728015608
Fucking kek

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>>728015759

*talks about niggers to friend and right as you say nigger the room gets quiet*

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>>728015759

*looks at receptionist*

>pulls out an unnaturally loud bag of Doritos
KSRTSTKTSRSKTRSKTRST... CRUNCH
>pulls out a can of coke
KSST... SLRRRRRRPP... Ahhh... UUUUURP
>pulls out Doritos
KRSTSRKRSTSRKRT CRUNCH
>coke
SLRRRRRRRRRRP Ahhh UUURP
>Doritos
KRSTKSRSTKKRSTSLRRRRRPKRSTKSRTSSLRRPAhhCRUNCHSLRRRRRRRPUUUURPKSTRSTKSTRTSLRRRRRRPCRUNCHUUUURRPAhh

*Asks for the tab*

*lets thread die and everyone out of the room*