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hi /b/ I'm bored so here you go.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hi /b/

I'm bored so here you go.
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>>728012354
You should probably invest in a razor.

Like, not all bushes are bad, but you have a hairy ass and that's just gross.
Also, you know the rules, timestamp or it's no good.
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This is me on the toilet letting out an enema.
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>>728012509
I'm sorry- I was limited to my cellphone. I will shave as you suggested but it's hard for me to get a good shave. :(
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This is me licking a cock. It says "received" on the file because it was taken by the dude and then sent to me.
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>>728012354
Spread your pussy please. I want to see all your pink.

And, hi :)
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>>728012354
Tits?
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>>728012354
hi bored, im anon
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>>728012833
Mkay more. Is there a video? I'd love to see you get a facial.
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>>728013042
He did make a video but didn't send it yet. I think it came out too dark or something?
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>>728012561
ich will dich fisten
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>>728013005
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>>728013173
GET THAT SHIT
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I want to cover you in cum op, keep posting
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stop responding without a timestamp you retards
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>>728013387
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>>728012685
Fuck that...Grow it out more
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>>728012833
>>728013306
>>728013487
You look different from sucking cock pic to you tits pic. Timestamp!
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>>728013487
Looks like that icing the give you when you order a cinnabon
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>>728013427
I'm sorry, I don't know how to get timestamps with a cellphone. I also would take more pics of my pussy but the button to take pics is on the front of my phone.... This is the best I can do. I'm just bored because I have fibromyalgia and am having one of those days where I am stuck in bed. That's why I am dumping all images I can find from fun I've had with guys. I am sorry if the lack of timestamp ruins your ability to enjoy the pics. Anyways I am going to go through my old convos and try to find more
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>>728013835
Idiot! Just take a piece of paper with tits out or pussy, and write the date, time, and "/b/".
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>>728013835
>get marker
>draw date on tits
>take picture
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>>728014013
I can do a mirror pic with the tits. Hold on.
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>>728013306
give me your contact, you look like you would like my dick and hand
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You should really get a better haircut, seriously. Disgusting as hell. Also, lose some weight, I'm not particularly buying that you often "have fun" with guys.
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>>728012354
you need the gym. stop what ur doing and go run some laps
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I think what she is saying is that she isn't showing any new pics anyways. She is just dumping old nudes already on her phone. Assuming she is legit, you can see an age difference in pics.
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>>728014343
>like my dick and hand

why not foot?
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>>728014564
Samefag OP, fuck off.
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>>728014640

Whats the widest object you have put in your butt?
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>>728014640
cuddly belly and playable tits
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>>728014372
It's an awkward length right now. I'm growing it out into a bob. You should have seen how terrible it used to be.

Also, believe it or not, I am an escort. Hard to believe what with me being fat and all but we exist.
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>>728014640
thanks
you may continue
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>>728014640
btfo courtney
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>>728012354
Sharpie in p...

Tit...

Times...

Erm.... moar?
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>>728014801
At least you can admit you're fat.
You earn my slight respect, OP.
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>>728014929
post face w/ timestamp
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>>728014722
I let a guy cum in my ass once and his load was so big, I had to sit around in one of my adult diapers later. I can take a pic of all my dildos if you want
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>>728014929
you are disgusting af
you do know that right?
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>>728014640
When's H/H/17 then? I'll be looking forward to it
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>>728014640
Id hit it.
Really cute boddy. Wanna kik?
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>>728015048
Ehh, this is /b/. Not all the girls here are going to be perfect looking.
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>>728014629
Clearly not, OP. Dumbass.
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>>728015048
nigga lets see you
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>>728012509
Swaaaaaamp asssss
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>>728015048
I've seen worse
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>>728015081
Those are supposed to be 4's :(
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>>728014640
>>728014929
When's the baby due?
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>>728014801
What do you charge for your services?
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>>728015119
I don't have a kik yet. Should I make one?
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>>728015044
yes please, lets see your collection
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>>728015612
OP is posting pictures
you are not
does not change the fact that you're probably a hideous wizard
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kik me
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>>728015574

100 an hour!? Wtf I wouldnt pay 10 bucks to fuck your whale ass. Man people are desperate as fuck these days.
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>>728015348
no shitz retarded if u really wanna be a sub u would ask me for my skype with a timestamp from there i your master will further instruct you
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This is me a few years ago all strung out. Damn, I wanna be this skinny again. I was only maybe 130 pounds
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>>728015574
Good that you have a plan. I wish you well and believe you can do it. Keep your head up and ignore the haters.
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>>728016392
show asshole
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>>728016392
that's a hell of a lot better
loose some weight
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>>728016402
Oh the haters are giving me motivation to stop sitting on my ass and eating M&M's all day. lmao.....thank you. I have a bunch of appointments next month and they should figure it out.
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>>728016392

> bellyflap
> this skinny

well i guess everything is relative
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>Not a guy

Damn
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>>728012354
Hey femanon,, my name is Brandon and today is my birthday and I'm alone and bored. Can you make me happy?
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>>728016392
"skinny" clearly you're not a very active person... stop making excuses and get off your ass
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>>728012354
What kind of plug is that?
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post moar hairy ass, ignore all these fucktards and take morepics
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>>728014640
Show butthole.
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>>728016609
This is me maybe 6 months after I got clean. For a fatty, I sure do get around.
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>>728014605
>why not foot?
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>>728015612
>op post pics
>random b/tard doesent
>op is better looking

how is middle school going for you kid?
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>>728014605
>>why not foot?
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>>728016825
I don't know but I will take a photo of it and my other toys if you're curious.
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>>728014605
>>>why not foot?
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>>728014605
>>>>why not foot?
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>>728016913
You look like something out of an 18th century french painting there. I like it!
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>>728017071
Sure. Hold on.
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>>728016913
i'd hit it for days, all sizes.
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do you like it up the ass?
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>>728014605
>>>>>why not foot?
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>>728017020

Yeah that'd be a good start. Don't forget pointing out which one was inside you in that pic.
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>>728016971
Yes, how is middle school going for you?
In real life, not posting pictures doesn't actually mean anything.
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>>728016913
This is what people fuck who have one foot out of the closet but haven't committed fully to faggotry yet.
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>>728017236
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>>728017112
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>>728015922
drop the fetlife hun
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I'm jacking off to this
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>>728017142
Yeah I do.
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>>728017324
cute feet but you misunderstood

the other guy said "why not foot" in reference to something else some other guy said

i was merely memeing at him
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>>728015574
$100 an hour? Holy shit. I'd rather pay $100 dollars to get mauled by a bear.

Having said that, I'd still fuck you.
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>>728016745
Ahahahahahahaha.
No.
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Damn, you are fine.
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>>728017129
omg thank you

This thread is helping me feel super motivated to work on my health. xoxo
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>>728017554
*like button
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>>728017554
The person posted this isn't me. I didn't reply because I don't know what to say.
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>>728017585
It's true your a real and.beautiful woman
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>>728012354
No thank you.

>/thread
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>>728017585
I would love to see more of your current self xx
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Post sex toys.
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>>728017129
Kek, fucking what? You have literally no idea what you're talking about.
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>>728017585
Kik me jute5 xxx would love to chat
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>>728017755
I have some in my lingerie and dom outfit but they could be traced back to my ECCIE account.
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>>728017663
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>728012509
girl, this, do this
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>>728017845
I'm OP. I am not the one who said ahahaha no to the birthday boy.
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>>728012354
Moar anal fun
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>>728017844
ECCIE?
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>>728013306
>>728013487
>>728014016
>>728014640
>>728014929
jesus fucking christ...
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>>728017921
I'm aware it wasn't you.
It was me, cunt.
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Please work out a little.
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>>728014016
lemme see that pussy gurl
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>>728014016
I liked you better when you were a crack whore.
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>>728012354
show us that spread pooper
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>>728017789
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>>728018351
It was heroin, not crack. lol
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>>728017468
thats nice. i wish i could find a girl like you.
would love to see your ass spread
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>>728018423
now put one of them in ass
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>>728018423
You got lots of sex toys.
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>>728018653
I will have my clients help me take more sometime. This is kind of fun.
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>>728018423
Spank yourself with the riding crop
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>>728012354
where at? ever do BB/creampie with a client?
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>>728018783
That's nothing compared to what I want. It would be great to get an electrosex kit and some cock cages.
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>>728016392
>>728016913
I like you with some fat more. Got a kik name for us?
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>>728018979
Yeah, I'm on birth control and let some guys cum in me. I live in NY
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>>728019096
damn if you were in vegas id be a reg
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How many pencils fit in your ass ? Really excited :)
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>>728018423
Meh, kind of boring collection. Figured it might be one of those meo stretching plugs, but looks like you're just into the regular housewife variety of BDSM.
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>>728012685
hm, you could ask your bf to help i guess.
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How you get into heroin? How you get clean?
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>>728019030
I just joined. I'm "circlesofmania"
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>>728019568
I have chronic pain issues my parents wouldn't get me help for. I'm also bipolar. I turned to heroin because it's easier to do that than be taken seriously by a pain clinic. I stopped about two years ago after I did a big shot and woke up on the floor surrounded by paramedics. Then I went to the psych ward, rehab, and moved across the country.
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>>728018783
Can u reupload this?
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>>728019476
Where can I buy more interesting toys?
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How a pose that allows us to enjoy that bush?
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You have any rules? Do you do couples? Videos?
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>>728019096
Where in ny?
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>>728020533
I can't think of any rules. I will see couples and videos are fine.
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>>728020073
Depends on your interest. Personally I like the kind of play that leaves permanent changes to a slut's body. Holewrecking is nice.
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>>728020538
Buffalo
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>>728012354


WRITE DAVID SPIR ON YOUR TITS WITH A MARKER
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>>728021039
I don't have any markers. Sorry dude
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>>728021039
I meant offer her the $50 to do it.
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Write
Nigger25 on your tits
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Put as many pencils in your ass as you can and send pic pf it
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>>728021224
What do I get in return?
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>>728020662
Roleplay? I have blindfold and sleeping girl fantasies.
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>>728021406
Yes I do all kinds of role play.
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>>728020703
I actually live just south of buffalo... im from blasdell
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>>728021508
Nice! It's a small world.
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>>728021039
>>728021096
This guy said he would pay $50 to get a girl to write his name on their tits. I sent him here in case you were interested in doing business.
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>>728021608
I might. Is there a way to do paypal anonymously?
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