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Is she doing that for a special reason as part of their hunting technique or is she just hungry and grabbing the first bite she can get?

>>727985123
>It's a woman.
>It's just cruel.

>>727984979

This left me thinking, will they come out?

>>727985250
100% kek

>>727985250
cruise ships need to bolt their shit down better

>>727985408
You wouldn't go on a cruise ship that had everything bolted down.
You'd nope right out of there.

So this is what it looks like when they can't handle their shit.

>>727985336
kek

>>727985336
bored

>>727985336
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3T1nfi0H8

>>727985056
PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME SAUCE ON THIS WITH AUDIO

>>727985123

>feminazi lioness showing her true colors

Do you really have to ask?

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>>727985574

>>727985056
Not Boston Dynamics' best day.

>>727985533
Nigs gunna nig

>>727985676
>call the cops

"He shot this kid with an airsoft gun at an airsoft field"

I'm sure the cops would give him a real stern talking to.

>>727985250
I could cut some slack to people who still werent holding onto something during 2nd slide, but those who werent holding after that deserve all thats comming.

>>727985993
not all heroes wear capes

>>727985250

They would have you believe this is a cruise ship, when clearly it's an office somewhere. The guy behind the desk is manifesting his telekinetic abilities. At first you can tell because he's the only one not moving around with the furniture and other people.
But close to the end, he realizes how suspicious it looks, so he throws himself around to make it look like he is subject to the same force as everyone else.
Once this video was leaked, a cover story was fabricated. "Cruise ship." Sure.
Then why isn't the camera moving? Why isn't the floor moving?
You're not fooling us all, Illuminati! Not this time!

>>727985283

>fucking feminazis
>same in every species

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>>727986354
fucking kek'd thanks dude

>>727985812
KEK. I'm fucking dying.

>>727986354
>>727986478
>>>reddit

>>727985250
what happened here?

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>>727985676

This whole "You should call the cops or something" is just golden. What's the criminal offence supposed to be? Shooting someone with plastic pellets during a game that is about shooting others with plastic pellets?

>>727985397

No. They look like Lithuanian Splitworms. If one gets into a sufficiently warm, well-hydrated, and protein-rich environment, it will immediately fragment into anywhere from 6 to 20 pieces, each of which will regenerate into a full size worm.
Even if only one initially entered his urethra, it might have divided in the time it took him to rub one out.
By then, the ten or more would still be packed fairly close together, and likely all shot out at the same time.

But what if some unfortunate young lady blows him after this? If even one of those got into her mouth, they might have started splitting while still in her throat. If enough of them got down her esophagus, the majority of them would likely not survive in her stomach.
However, if enough of a protective layer of Splitworms (say, 75 to 112) got down there and absorbed most of the acid, it's possible her stomach may have become home to anywhere from 20 to 50 of them.
Their division could be sustained for up to 36 hours even feeding off their progenitors' corpses until they ran out of protein and finally succumbed to the harsh conditions of her stomach. After a couple of days, her stomach would be worm-free, with their remains passing through to her intestines.
Of course, the Splitworms already present there would have more nutrients in addition to the carcasses of their cousins.

>>727985812
>>727985812
lol that was a funny thing to say.

>>727985209
Can this be the next "Guy with a snow shovel" dance?

>>727985336
"Hey, what the heck, dude?"

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>>727985676

>that kid lying on the ground screaming like a little bitch

Hearing one of those teenage war gamers scream like he'd actually been shot is just satisfying for some reason.

Also non of them actually tends to the kid they all turn their attention to the guy who shot at him.

>>727985536
are chickens smart or what?

>non-porn
>a fucking dick is in it

fuck

>>727985056
off she goes, to start her new job at a construction site.

>>727985497
He said non porn

>>727985497

Suffer you fucking fat bastard!

>>727987009
she looks like a dumb shit but she got something that says maybe she is just pretending being dumb

>>727986939

This is immensely satisfying.

>>727987098
looks don't lie

>>727987009

>reality bender

>>727986679
Lol that is the best, simi convincing, load of BS I have heard in a long time. Good job anon!

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>>727987218
I feel like a pleb for doubting this god could do it

>>727986926
they're actually fucking stupid as shit tbh, from a person who has some

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>>727984979

>non porn
>didn't say non gore

Honestly, I feel no sorrow for this little shit.

>inb4 edgelord

>>727985993
What a cunt

>>727987438
omg

>>727985730
Nice to see the community coming together for a project!

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>>727984979

>>727987438

MODS!!

>>727987438
I braced my sanity for nothing. kek

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>>727987438
oh god...

>>727987054
you got a boner from that?

>>727987009
What is that shit?

>>727987438
delet this

>>727986621
Its called assault
The game hadn't started

>>727987976

That is beautiful.

>>727987009
she's dope

>>727988120
Lol, imagine a this same situation in other sports,

>>727988196
What is this?

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This if fake though. Notice how the bullet line-up is much longer then the clip?

>>727988228
Yeah
Imagine if a football player tackled a player from another team before the game started and injured him

>>727988264
1. It's a magazine, not a clip
2. The bullets are present in like 2-layers (sort of). That's how they fit in.
3. Lurk moar, newfag

>>727988264
are you trying to troll or what

>>727988071
paper

>>727988264
>doesn't know what a "double stacked" magazine is.

Do you even gun?

>>727984979
bless you internet. bless you.

>>727988264
>clip

>>727988434
He is and it's clearly working seeing as this dumbass >>727988396
fell for it

>>727988264
Double stack magazine

>>727986880
old boy???

>>727985123
Goddamn... being choked to death.. and while in the process of being killed... you get your fucking dick ripped off. That poor fucking animal......

>>727987009
Flexible paper sculptures by Li Hongbo.
You're welcome

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>>727985497
>non porn thread
>I'm fucking diamonds

>>727988264
I stand mistaken, you are clearly a master since it seems like everyone and their mothers fell for this

>>727985250
That's one pissed off poltergeist.

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>>727988264

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>>727987976
Fuck this feels so satisfying to watch.

>>727987277

You ever heard of traps dude?

>>727988253
one royally fucked up human being.

>>727985676
That was glorious! hahahahahaha!

>>727989074
How do you even end up like that whilst staying on your legs? What the fuck?

>>727986589
A lot of furniture and people got tossed around.

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Kid's in jail and has been charged. Looking at up to 20 years in prison.

>>727985336
Call of Duty in real life

>>727986939
Fuck i love this webm

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>>727987438

>>727989309
Felony assault with a deadly weapon.
Enjoy getting reamed out in adult prison.

>>727989309
Good thing us white folk have law's to protect us from these African monkeys.

>>727989309
This is why I hate niggers.

>>727989129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY3EHQfkCsI

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>>727989309
Niggas Gonna Nig.

>>727989789
Yeah I'm free! FREE FALLIN'

>>727989736
Oh, it's this. Thank

>>727986419

it's not a big deal, the only problem is that they're lucky men are too stupid to realize that females have vulnerable and sensitive genitals, too. i guess b/c females are so weak and frail there's no need to fight dirty against them so it never comes up, but yeah, i mean, you could fuck a chick up by targeting her sensitive parts

they have boobs, too

women got the shaft, hard, and they get the shaft hard bro

>>727985283

that's a female bison u idiot, males have much larger sacks

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>>727989309
good to see niggers where they belong

>>727988671
I think they ate his balls

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>>727990144
Agreed, my good man!

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>>727986939

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>>727984979

>a qt gay twink will never shrink you, kidnap you and force you down his cockhole and into his ballsack

>>727985676
topkek

>>727987511
You are a moral fag

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>>727988264
Everyone who replied to this post is a retard, I posted it to see how many of you newfag bitches would feel the need to correct me.

Fag on fags.

>>727990957
Source?
I would torture that insectoid gook for weeks while masturbaiting if I got my hands on him

>>727991256
>source?

Millions of people in China.

>>727987438
I'm honestly confused. What's so bad about it?

>>727991496
I meant like liveleak so I could redpill other people on gooks being subhumans
Found news articles on it though, that's enough

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Religion of Peace.

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>>727984979
Why am I getting of to this..

>>727991647
Give in to your degeneracy
>>>/d/7286907

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>>727991647
Deep burrowing question you have there Anon.

>>727990957
thats fucked up, couldve killed it first the old cunt

>>727985574
please more.PLEASE,PLEASE!!!

>>727985574
non porn !

>>727991859
Some Chinese believe that the chemicals released when an animal is scared make the meat tastier.

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>>727985209

Retarded Tracy Morgan in the background soaking it all in.

>>727991942
I'm glad I'm white

>>727985250
source?

>>727991792
This is hot, my girl does disgusting stuff like this

>>727985250
guy in the vest at the bar is a boss. he's not going anywhere.

>>727984979
but anon this is porn

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>>727992109
Fuckin Nasty.
Not as nasty as this though.

>>727986354

Agreed. The X-men walk among us.

>>727986679
>Lithuanian Splitworms
why did i belive this

>>727985250
look at the door left in the background, she wips, thats a ship

>>727985533

This needs to be reversed and THEN filename would be correct.

>>727985209
Earth, wind & FIRE!

>>727992247
thats not disgusting ..

>>727992661
better moves than me

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Thread isn't getting as much action as usual.

>>727985209
love the guys in the background

>>727991826
noob only killed like 3 to 4 people..

>>727985993
Sauce?

>>727985812
Underrated

>>727985497
Ass Butter, aka funka cheese

>>727985536
I was hoping he'd fuck it.

>>727985574
SOURCE! please.

>>727991942
What the fuck the Orientals scare me

>>727988519
baited

>>727984979
Why the hell would you insert a freakin' worm into your dick?

>>727992737
>eating period blood
>not disgusting

>>727992661
Top tier title

>>727985336
Ok..Dafuq happened here?

>>727985533
Fucking niggers..Now he wants to be a good parent/father?

>>727985056
>me on my way to fuck yo bitch

>>727990957
cooking lvl 1
cant skin or gut just throw in the pot

>>727991368
>using lady as cover

>>727989309
this is why i like niggers

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>>727984979
I'd like to know how did the guy make the worm crawl into such salty environment on its own. It looks quite interesting.

>>727985250
>that 0.48 second smash against the pillar.
Women never learn.

>>727992109
So!? does she eat it? sauce

>>727987092
???

>>727992661
fucking lol, gold

>>727993824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTzSMg6dY4M

>>727992315
I'm in a whatsapp group chat with this guy

>>727992315
that's enough internet for me tonight, well done

>>727985574
shes an angel, moar!

>>727992875
Nasty hernia

>>727986880
source? moar?

>>727985056
New ultra high tech Japanese self positioning ladder

>>727990957
Is everything ok? Do you need humanly contact? How long has it been? Legitimately worried.

>>727994859
does he post such things on the group and if yes, care to share?

>>727990957
BoTW

>>727985056
a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>727985336
Wow. Did not see that coming. Bunch of kids with airsoft guns and someone gets a bb up the ass. That is some cutting edge shit right there.

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>>727985497
absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>727993458
my dad sent me this on whatsapp. Then went on explaining to me what was happening (he is a surgeon).

>>727991592
nigga this is FUCKED

>>727988253
one of the zombies from resident evil 5

>>727995410
Share your wisdom

>>727992875
holy shit i thought an alien parasite like the movie alien was going to burst from his stomach

>>727994198
it´s called blindsiding you assblasted feminist.

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>>727988396
>gets baited
>calls the troll newfag

>>727992661
I want to beat the shit out of him so I can tell everyone I beat up a black belt

>>727993667
YES!What?

>>727993014
>has replies
>underrated

Fuck I hate you newfags

>>727989444
the point of that is to show off your illegal an weird tabs.
Nice trips tho

>>727991368
what the hells happening? It looked like he was helping him pick up his money/things or w/e?

>>727993458
story?

besides nigs gonna nig, I already know that.

>>727995571
That's rather unsettling.

>>727991524
lurk moar

>>727985730
one of my favorites

>>727988253
its what happens to niggers when they dont use cocoa butter

>>727986679
This is correct i am a splitworm biologist
Do not put them in your penis

>>727989309
he looks Hispanic

>>727995996
they look latino
doesnt really stop them from being niggers tho

>>727993020
good thing this isn't ylyl coz i just lost

>>727990890
you are someone that doesn't go outside

>>727988264
Obvi that this is a stunt clip used in movies. That's how it can hold more bullets than it should. That way the hero can go on shooting for 3 days without reloading. Duh.

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>>727995982
Guy was robbing him.

>>727985993
russians are truly subhuman

>>727984979
How is this not porn?

>>727988264
shit like this shouldnt be legal, overkill for any burglar and obviously only used by rednecks to help wildlife go extinct or to shoot up public places. Save this for the military

>>727991826
Most places just ring a shitty bell to dismiss class. This institution goes the extra mile and I appreciate that.

>>727989410
the fuck is even going on here?

>>727991792

What the fuck? Disgusting bitch.

>>727992661
Man that is one pissed off potato

>>727991256
it's just a dog, fuck off

>>727992875
What is this called?

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>>727997094
sasha banks, wrestling

>>727987751
Well ofcourse I did, that's hot af

>>727990030
True if you kick a chick hard enough in the genital area you can shatter the bones there causing them to die from internal bleeding pretty quickly.

>>727988264
what if the magazine (its not a clip) is as wide as 2 bullets.

>>727991826
fags had like a whole minute to gang up on that geek and beat the holy hell out of him

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>>727993458

>>727985209
Worst case of the clap ever.

>>727988396
Is it summer already?

>>727995410
enlighten us

>>727994083
kek

>>727996875
what is happening here?

>>727992661
the filename makes this

>>727992109
lol wut

>>727988228
look at this
>>727988293

>>727984979
So.... Sauce?

>>727994327
The ash, he's been burning them to make them try to escape

I kinda wanna see him cum the worm out

>>727988264
>>727988739


i like how he realized he was wrong and then turned it into a troll on the fly.. Yeah! I cant believe you guys fell for that, *Pftt..."

>>727988264
I really don't get this meme.

also
>filename
>meme is about 1/3 yo

>>727993634
crafty

>>727995320
Kek

>>727994815
What.. I don't understand why this is 'ridiculous' or why it isn't justified, even if it is a bitch move.
Don't people go to these things with the expectation of being shot?

>>727997678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1z9I9WN_A

>>727993634
Someone spent hours and time crafting that magnificent machine

Imagine.

>>727997768
>shitposting

>>727997828

Presumably it's done at range, and point blank (like paintball) has a much more painful impact - especially because it was clearly a pretty young kid, and full auto'd point blank can't be fun.

Never done airsoft, so I dunno how accurate that is - but one assumes it's like holding a kid down and paintballing them <1m with a full auto marker, which would be not cool

>>727997900
I remember playing their shitty game on the gba

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>>727997968
Literally.

>>727997828
Sure but it's obvious they weren't in combat, they were all standing around.

That and he unloaded full auto into this kids asshole at a closer range than usual.

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Pfft.. Non-porn.

>>727990144
Amen anon, amen!

>>727997475
Girl has a speculum up her vagina, dildo up her ass and dilator up her urethra. Nothing out of ordinary.

>>727991592
Before he shot I would have full on shouted at the kid, scared the fuck out of him, and ruined their video.

>>727986939
Mastery.

>>727985123
God's creation. Isn't it beautiful?

>>727991752
Non porn asshat. Jesus...

>>727998378
And then you would have spent a few extra days being double tortured. The whole reason these fuckers in the videos behave is because the behind the scenes shit is much worse.

>>727995571
whats going on here?

>>727997475
>>727998221
A bit too big for /b/
https://i.4cdn.org/soc/1491060884384.webm

>>727998662
Go hard or go home.

>>727986939
Somebody get that man a fuckin beer, NOW

>>727998378
Yeah, boy, so big and bad. Do you see how badly destroyed that man is in the video? You wouldn't even be conscious. He's got gore dripping out of his concussed skull and his arm looks like it's been twisted about. He can probably barely think, let alone move.

The fact that people constantly make comments like that is nothing but ego. It's fantasy. That guy is fucking destroyed already.

>>727991826
anyone knows where this was? any news?

>>727998955
Elementary School in Mexico.

You're welcome

>>727998775
the final frontier

>>727995410
I'm an advanced EMT going to nursing school this fall.

I'm sure this injury is potentially fatal, if not permanently damaging. Medical folks like watching gore shit just to see examples of reactions to injury patterns, rates of decompensation, and the guessing of outcomes.

>>727988264
Theyre staggered in the clip you retard

>>727995410
So are you gonna actually explain it to us?

>>727999046
I don't see why.

>>727998955
thanks anon

>>727990957

edgelord detected

>>727991592
That kid is pretty cute. Shame he'll be dead after his dad straps a IED to his chest.

>>727998685
Advanced EMTfag here.

Facial fractures are categorized on the Lefort scales, with 3 being the highest. That's a Lefort 3 full facial fracture from trauma. All if the face bones are shattered, and his nasopharyngeal airway is inflating his face as he breathes.

His chance of surviving that, although possible, is not the best. Lots of potential for brain injury, lots of surgery, hella room for complications.

>>727985993
What a fucking legend

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>>727999783
Fuck.. That sounds worse than it looks.
Explain this one please.

>>727986939
GG m8 holy fucking shit

>>727985209
never seen a black firecrotch

>>727987976
So satisfying

>>727985250
I like how the striped guy just gives in and accepts his fate towards the end.

>>727999571
what else is there? making new orifices to fuck?

>>727991368
>robbing someone
>this many witnesses
>cctv
>in a country where concealed carry is allowed
Just how much did he want to die or go to jail... nigger could have just jumped off a building to end it quicker..

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>>727997768

>>727987976
This used to be my job all day every day.

>>728000841
story ?

>>727985780
>diamond
>hardest metal
wut

>>727988264
There's a hole under the machine that the bullets are falling into, it's a trick table. Geez, is it summer already?

>lurk moar

>>727991826
>you think hes shot everyone
everyone gets up as though they were dismissed from class..

>>728001264
newfag detected

>>727992476
this shit happened to me once. spoder was a good lad and stood still until he was removed.

>>728001100
>black female
>southern flag
need more explanation?

>>728001264
you know diamond is a mteal, right?

>>728001754
metal*

>>728000893
Why make new when there's still plenty going unused?

>>727997609
at least it's not some parasite. those fuckers actually belong there.

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>>728000841
?