rekt thread post random shit to get started

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i dont even know what that video is about

>>727976677
not overly clever this one

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>>727978001
no fucking gifs
we re not in Stoneage here

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>>727976677
That's a nurse not a doctor. He's a queer ass fuck nurse but a nurse none the less.

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rekt

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>>727978263
Sorry, all my old webm are above 2 mb

>>727976718
>losthymen.webm

>>727978289
bullshit
nurses are not allowed to set patients on Fire

>>727978411

why are people so retarded. why would you cross the road if you're not sure it's safe.

>better hurry, gotta save 10 seconds
>oh shit my spine is broken

>>727978411
Good thing the limit is 4MB then eh?

>>727978263
Wtf? Seizure?

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>>727978810
Yet they do it all the time! Went to the hospital the other day, a nurse set my pants on fire! Pic Related.

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>>727978818
no

>>727978311
I couldn't do that even if I tried

>>727979119
holy fuck i love those

>>727979439
>do you want to watch Pretty Little Liars with me?
>"nope"

>>727979576
>79576 ▶
>>>727979439 (You)
>>do you want to watch Pretty Little Liars with me?
>>"nope"
Itty bitty baby

>>727977270
Good lord that fucking sucks

>>727979439
181 Orchard Rd, Singapore 238896

>>727979439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzRoVLShzjY

>>727978263
Asians really don't give a fuck about death...

>>727980122
Nerve gas?

>>727980165
I don't think you even have the time to suffer... Doesn't your heart instantly explode from electrical overload?

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driving along then... BAM!! you and everyone in your car are fucking dead!

>earlier that morn they didnt type "amen" on Jesus FB post

>>727980407
Either fake or there is a God and He hates us all.

>>727980701
>0
fake

>>727979227
You got more?

>>727980701
it's pretty obviously fake as you can see that the crane is a pretty far distance away in the initial shot, on top of the fact when one of the weights falls you can tell that it would have made contact with with of the trees on the side of the road. Also construction sites always make sure that the crane is not hanging over active roads

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>>727980701
not fake police dashcam caught counterbalance from crane fall off.
>also dont play in the street

>>727980925
s/he got tran over.

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>>727980925
it's fake af motherfucker

>>727977270
this shit is genuinely funny.
sometimes asians are worse than niggers in terms of chimping around.

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>>727981124
fake

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just think of the show that bus driver got!

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>>727978157
i love these moar pls

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>>727981264
>Fake cuz no one ever dies from 50k volts

>>727981465
lolwat

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>this bitch was white before touching a power line

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you broke your what?
>trying walking that off

>>727981776
I love that one, i wish i could see the aftermath.

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>>727981465
>Black man rises to power

>>727981630
Just flying a kite man

>>727981610
lolwatt

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>>727981365
Hammer man saves the day!!!

>>727982942
why do people still think this real

>>727982542
daaamn, thats a good one.

>>727981776
NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>727981365
I'm not sure he was able to chew anything after this day...

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>>727983034
Because it looks real you fucking autist. Now gtfo.

>>727976677
wtf, reason why he did that?

>>727980236
Nah, just a mild case of eternal bleeding.

>>727983453
nerve gas.

>>727981365
Seemed fishy as fuck, especially his outfit.

>>727983034
It is real. Just like Satan is real. Satan Isreal ...Israel. Oh dear God... It's so fucking obvious! How the fuck have we all been missing it completely all these decades? Sheeny magic?

>>727976677
Is it a mental hospital?

>>727984929
fresh rekt. what the fuck happened here? besides nerve gas and eternal bleeding.

>>727985065
Wat the que

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>>727981365
Got what he deserved. People these days have no concept of manners anymore. Even here in the South, people are becoming as rude, loud, and obnoxious as fucking Yankees. Makes me sick to think about how the only aspects of our culture redneck faggots care about preserving are the most backwards and negative aspects of it. They don't give a fuck about preserving our more noble and honorable traits.

>>727979481
kek'd

>>727979119
that ckip, makes me believe in Karma!

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>>727985612
it´s fake, there´s a pic of them together after

>>727981465
>thinking you die from voltage
Voltage doesn't kill you, its the current that does

>>727978263
Damn nerve gas...

>>727985010
Magic slap

>>727985065
Why is he smelling his own fucking shoe while jacking off

>>727977375
oh deer.

>>727985955
The lamp post said no

>>727985959
Well, it highlights a very good point, by dramatizing a very realistic scenario.

>>727978348
fukken brutal m8

>>727981465
Really, dumbass? You can die from as little as 50v. And there's the current coursing through your dumbassed chest, as little as 50 ma will shock and stop your heart.

Jesus.

>>727982542
loltsawatts ;)

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>>727981372
let's see

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>>727981372

>>727986210
I don't think he's smelling it...

>>727985612
>southern
>noble and honorable traits
Pick one

>>727985010
Did he died?

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>>727981372

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>>727981372

>>727985955
>fuck_this_guy_in_particular.webm

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>>727986324
>Dear

Oh, a pun! The ultimate, most clever and hilarious form of comedy in the minds of Brits (or Englishmen, UKers, Commonwealthians, etc. Whatever you're calling yourselves this week), and 4 year olds, the world over.

ICE CREAM SODA! ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME! GET IT? KNOCK KNOCK!

>>727980315

With that amount of amps heart doesn't literally explode, but it's shocked beyond repair...but you don't feel it because your brain is instantly fried faster than it can register pain.

>>727981465
fake

>>727986100

voltage is part of the current. What you meant to say is that "amps is more dangerous than voltage"

Voltage + amps = current.

>thinking you're smart when you're not

>>727977270
ahahaha!

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>>727987716
>Voltage + amps = current.

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>>727985955

fake and gay

why would the bike rider escape by riding FORWARD? That's some tom and jerry shit.

i bet this is from some shitty final destination movie.

>>727985955

that explosion is so fucking fake.

>>727978573
Significance ?

>>727978001
Lost his virginity

>>727987160
>Hospitality and generosity
>Politeness and manners
>Friendliness
>Willing and eager to help out those in need
>Treating women like ladies instead of whores
>Chivalry
>Hard working
>Self sufficiency
>Etc.

No dear Yankee, I'll pick more than one.

>>727987032

fucking lemmings

>>727987750
It looks like he was tired.

>>727987902
i always think of this when i want to lose my boner

>>727987750

>you can't just lay down here

>but i'm tired

>>727978573
too soon...

>>727987902

those stupid giant caltrops...

>>727986100

Actually watts + volts = current Amps are harmless until you start adding watts with a resistor.

>>727978815
You're not my mom, anon, stop fucking whining i'm in a hurry.

>>727985187
Most likely someone sprayed something flammable in the car like perfume or such.

>>727980407
it is fake, crane too far away in opening shot.

>>727988243
Czech hedgehog

>>727980407
fake as shit
only retards cant tell thats cgi

>>727986210
Looks like a filthy sand nigger to me ?

>>727979439
He was trying to jump to a ledge, didnt know it was just decorative and he went right through it. Darwin award time

>>727988317
I hope to fuck your trolling or NEVER touch anything electrical

>>727980701
The fucker with the camera wouldn't casually ride along if that shit happened.

>>727985010
the fucking slap after stab. kek.

>>727978573
Fuck you.

>>727986100
Dumbass fucking bitch, the watts don't kill you it's the fucking 100ft fall that fucking kills you fucking stupid ass piece of shit mother fucker

>>727981197
Because there are a whole bunch of different kinds of Asians, and some are just as bad as nignogs

>>727988839
oh shit i thought he stabbed him. only watched like 30 sec.

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>>727982942
The hero Europe needs.

>>727987716
V = Current * Resistance...

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK. Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
Never coming back to this website AGAIN

>>727989224
Every time

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>>727977270
Darwinism at work. Who the fuck tries to pull a forklift back down those things are purposefully heavy as shit

>>727987902
Fake. They didn't have cameras that good back in ww2.

>>727985010
That's my boy. Don't be a pussy.

>>727985065
god damn mexicans

>>727989330
no its totally real

>>727989224
Comes to 4chan enters rekt thread who is more fucked up here fag? kek

https://discord.gg/QwhHQ bunch of idiots posting in here.

>>727978157
that retarded guy

>>727989645
comes into a rekt thread and responds to pasta that is posted almost every thres who is more retarded here? kek

>>727987750
he is alive, it was in my country

>>727985122
nerve gas hospital

>>727987716
>voltage+amps =current
>thinking you're smart when you're not

i want to upload the recent crash in Reforma in Mexico City, but the file is too large and my video converting skills suck.

>>727987716
you couldve just googled it nigga

>>727987716
Current=i=amps retard

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>>727988243
>those stupid giant caltrops...

How dare you call them stupid, do you see any 70 ft tall horses anywhere?
No, because the giant caltrops have done their job Anon.

>>727976677

If I remember right this was an assassination attempt

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>>727989867
gotcha bitch
kek

>>727988317
Wat

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one day i will do this

>>727990176
>"Joke's on him, I was only PRETENDING to be retarded!"

>>727990114

rofl

>>727988860
My point was not related to that webm

>>727978573
Fake and gay.

>>727982942


IF THIS WAS REAL THAT LITTLE SHIT MANLET WOULD END UP BLOODIED BESIDE HIS KO'D GIRL

>>727988011
It's literally not.

>>727990474
OKAY THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE DISCUSSION, FAGGOT

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>>727988093
Damn straight.

>>727990264
>one day i will do this
Do you mean that one day you will ACTUALLY LEARN HOW TO INTERNET INSTEAD OF POSTING MICRO-THUMBNAILS YOU DUMBASS FAGGOT RETARD!!!!

>>727990501
AHHHHHHH 5'4" MANLET @ 300POUNDS THINKS HE CAN ACTUALLY BEAT UP TWO ATHLETIC BLACKS....THAT'S MORE FUNNY THAN THINKING YOU WILL EVER HAVE A GF.

>>727990582
This.

>>727990637
I ALREADY HAVE A GF SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN SCHOOL?

>>727990692


A CAT IS NOT A GF FAT FUCK. I MEANT A HUMAN ONE.

LMFAO @ UNEMPLOYED 50 YEAR OLDS THINKING PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE THEIR SHIT

>>727985187

Not fresh. I think they were doing nitrous whippets in the car or something and the guy in the back went to light a cig.

>>727981465
incredibly fake and gay

>>727979119
Bus drivers have insane upper body strength... Legs like a fucking paraplegic, but arms like Popeye

>>727988093
>racism
>sexism
>ignorance
>xenophobia
>intolerance
>retardation (!!!)
>hypocrisy
>obesity
>muh Jesus
>muh border wall
>muh second amendment
>muh 1800s-era social policies
self-sufficiency? southern? 2/10 kill yourself
>reliance on government funds from the north
>self-denial
>southern

>>727985010
Ultra nigga don't take no shit

>>727981465
He falls down like dead super mario

>>727987493
DO THE LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

>>727978311
all that momentum he had wasted.

>>727990756
Nitrous on itself doesn't burn, it's an oxidizer. There's a vid on youtube of a guy using nitrous to blow out a torch.
Maybe they used a lot of hairspray or were huffing butane.

>>727980225
how to teach hitchhikers not to hitchhike

>>727985065
What a fucking degenerate

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>>727980599
and the nigger award goes to..........

really what did that fucker expect.

>>727981124
just trying to charge me phone

>>727981028
Kek'd

>>727987272
I laughed way too much at this

>>727981175
>being this new

>>727988093
weeee

>>727980236
high voltage electric arc, probably from a circuit breaker.

>>727978263
Lol they're probably lip syncing and would rather not be caught out than helping their friend. Typical women. Just caring about themselves.

>>727979439
"Honey, I'm pregnant"
#bailout!

>>727987032
Fake

>>727989274
no

>>727990889
None except the 2nd amendment. I like guns, big fucking deal. I won't go shoot someone. I do believe in a lengthy background check before getting one.

>>727980165
fucking nerve gas

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>>727981293
He had his blinker on, and everyone just ignored it. Jeez

>>727988093
I gotta say, southman, as a yankee, I've never met a southerner who works faster than 'slow,' but I've also never met a mean southerner, so I'm down with that. Politeness is the easiest virtue to have and therefore the hardest to excuse the lack of.

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>>727978263
>no fucking gifs
we re not in Stoneage here

Says the Applefag who still (2017) can't play gifs.

>>727979625
what is that "itty bitty baby" line from? movie ?

>>727980599
I thought this was rekt not ylyl

>>727985065
i need this with sound

>>727995474
Bellatrix Lestrange says it to Harry in Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix

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>>727990176
i fucking knew it was bait
gotcha

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>>727997360
No its from something else as well, kinda sung by a male actor, who says it when he either shoots people or blows shit up.... FFS this is gonna drive me nuts

>>727997555
Well, then i dont know. Tried googling?

>>727987716
M8, U (voltage) is I (current) * R (resistance), thus does current correlate directly with voltage and vice versa

>>727984532
its not nerve gas you stupid cunts...that happend in my country and thats gasoline.the two guys had some fight before over a land...

guys, R = U/I and P = U*I, learn physics pls thats the most basic stuff

>>727978411
Mfw the cops run over you

>>727977085
that WAS a hilarious gif! thanks anon!

>>727989299
uhh... a woman?

>>727977085
blacks want to be like whites

>>727978263
I'm impressed they didn't just pick her up seconds afterwards and put a replacement. Shit, they are over a billion, they must have spares