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ITT: >Worst thing you've ever eaten.

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ITT:
>Worst thing you've ever eaten.
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How's clams the worst thing you have ever eaten
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>>727974271
They have the texture of a cooked vagina and the aesthetics of snot.

I also hate french salad or anything mayo heavy.
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>>727974213

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMC0EDOrWD0
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your mums pussy
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>>727974213
stuffed green peppers
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>>727974457
I hate peppers/paprika in general. Especially grilled or stuffed (although the stuffing is good).
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>>727974387
Is that because you can taste his dads dick and swore that you would never taste his cock again after he choked you with it last time ?
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I'm seriously curious about this. Can we stop talking about dicks and my mom's pussy please?
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Your older sisters vagina.
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Your dog's vagina
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>>727974213
>be at a bbq party with friends
>friend comes over with a for and tels me I realy need to try them sausages, they're nice af
>dark outside
>am hungry
>take the whoe thing in my mouth
>chew it
>immediately spit the fucking sug out after I bit it in half

It's like.. u know.. your oral mucosal membrane makes the best symbiosis with slug-slime

You immediately feel like a slug yourself, everything is just slimy and.. I can't even describe it.. it's horrible.. You can try bread and salt and whatever, it still takes hours the get the fucking slime out of your mouth


someone able to top this with accidental stuff?
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>>727975199
my k & l is kinda stuck in the keyboard

also I'm stil thinking about how to pay him back, mby I'l prep a real sausage with smal slugs inside
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>>727975497
is that a sponge? how does whatever it is taste?

also, can't /threat your own post faggot
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More clams for me.
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>>727975668
that is tripe nigga, the lining of the cows stomach.

yeah i can, tripe is the fucking worst!
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>>727975809
try eating raw snail then
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>>727974213
Your mothers ass
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>>727975852
i eat raw snail over raw or cooked tripe any day.
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>>727975809
oh, I've eaten them once.. was ok.. kinda sour
they were prepared like this when I ate them
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>>727975809

tried escargo in a restaurant, imagine the taste of boogers with the chewness of taffee and the aftertaste of bad pussy.
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>>727975902
>>727974791
>>727974649
>>727974387
so many edgy kiddos
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>>727975809

Sausages are mostly tripe thesedays.
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>>727975809
My dad loves tripe. He also loves pig aspic.

Gross.
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Forgot pic.

Aspic is stock/giblet jelly.
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>>727976223
That's just objectively false
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Anything with mayo, miracle whip, or ketchup in general.
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My grandma used to boil chicken feet.

I'd rather starve I think.
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>>727976242
i think our fathers would be good bros
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>>727974213
picrelated
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>>727976550
>I'd rather starve I think.
Yeah, because unlike your grandma, you have never in your life ever been in a desperate situation. You're a coddled little crybaby compared to what she had to deal with in her time.
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>>727976497
>hating both mayo and ketchup
I'll just write you off as American who hasn't tried either of those real
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>>727977511
Gee sorry I wasn't born in the 20's
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>>727975497
Fucking this.

Lasr time I ate this I was out with my gf at the time at some chinese restaurant within a supermarket. Went to grab a beer that evening with some friends, felt the urge to go to the toilet, then calmly threw up violently into said toilet.

This repeated three or so times until I decided to head home.
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My wife brought home some kind of cheese dip that she bought from a customer where she works. It was in a bowl about the size of a small margarine tub, and cost her $12. This shit had the consistency of cool whip, and was this orange-pink-yellow color. It tasted like vomit tastes after an all night beer and vodka binge. She claims to have liked it (although 3/4 of it was thrown out), but my kids and I despised it...

It's not the worst TASTING food ever, though. My family and I went to the Chinese buffet in the next town over. I dropped a piece of lemon in my plate of banana pudding. I figured "what the hell, it's pudding," and proceeded to lick the pudding off of the lemon wedge... I can't even begin to describe how bad that combination is, but the cheese dip tasted better.
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this
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>>727977531
What the fuck are you talking about you fucking invalid?
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Cheese Pizza
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>>727978230
Found pajeet
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>>727978270
that your food palate is of a child or just ruined by HFCS and other bullshit that is acceptable for americans to put in their food
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>>727978368
Not him, eurofag here.

Mayo and ketchup are pleb tier shit food.
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>>727978368
I think you maybe in the top ten dumbest people I've seen on 4chan.
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>>727978457
>>727978461
>t. I've only tried heinz and hellmanns
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>>727978329
nope
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>>727977495
That looks good, like vegetable soup.
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>>727978368
This.

We have riots in this country over idiots who get shot by cops because they break the law and fight with the officer trying to arrest them, yet we let them poison us with HFCS, sodium benzoate, fluoride, yellow #5, and aspartame, and don't say a fucking word.
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>>727978531
>tomato fart juice and egg-oil are good food
Kys
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>>727978531
Nice assumption buddy, you've made it into my top 5 dumbest 4chan cunts list.
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>>727978624
>mommy, tomatoes look funny inside and eggs smell like my farts, I don't like them
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>>727978368
Confirmed to have downs syndrome
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French/Russian salad.

Ugh
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>>727978589
It only looks good. Basically it's a salad with loads of kvass (close to the beer drink made of black bread and water) dressing. Fucking disgusting.
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>>727978673
I think mumsie let him outs his cagie with no mayo and ketchie for his tendies
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>>727978791
What's that white shit in the middle? Yeah, that dies sound disgusting.
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Lol you fat american kids are such whiny little faggots

"hurr durr too slimy, ew gross, too spicy, to dry, durrhh"

Gimme my tendies
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>>727978754
Looks like coleslaw with too much dressing but corn and peas instead of mixed cabbage. I am disgust.
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>>727978880
It's a drop of sour cream.
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>>727974213

u r clearly a murifag, how can u find clams one of the worst thing and eat fast food on daily basis and chew doritos like ur mom sucks dick? da fuk man, seafoods are healthy as fuck
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>>727978933
It's basically vegetables doused in mayonnaise.

Russians add cubed boiled ham.

My whole family drowns in this shit while I have to eat with a peg on my nose.
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>>727978754
As a matter of fact the salad in your picture is quite similar to American potato salad.
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>>727978613
High Fructose Corn Syrup is an all natural product. It is named so because like cane and beet sugar in is made up of fructose and glucose. Unlike white sugars, it has a higher percentage of fructose compared to glucose causing it to be sweeter than normal sugar. There is nothing in HFCS that can hurt you anymore than regular sugar.

Sodium Benzoate is considered safe and multiple tests have found that for most of the population there is no side effects found in the amount of foods we eat.

The flouride argument will always be for tinfoil hats.

Yellow 5 can affect people that is scientifically proven, however most the population is not effected.

I'll only concede that I don't know enough about aspartame to make an argument.
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>>727979046
I actually live on the Mediterranean and subsist mainly on seafood.

I hate clam with a passion because they look like snot. My family cook them in white wine and seawater then slurp that shit up while I fry up some eggs.
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>>727974213
your moms pussy fgt
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>>727979185

have u triend add some parmesan cheese with butter on top and put them in the oven? tasty as fuck, also put some coriander
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Jesus. Fucking board is literally filled with 11 year olds and 20-30 y.o tendies manchild.
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Tuna Mayonnaise. It's disgusting. Plain tuna is fine but mixed in with that... I'm not touching it.
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>>727979269
I'm just averse to snot looking food.
Despite being euro, I just hate all the faux fancy shit.
My dad picks snails and keks and makes escargot and frog legs.

Just no give me cow and some taters plz
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>>727979317
No faggot just not pretentious omelette au fromage dipshits
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>>727979070
It would be way better and healthier if they used a light coat of apple cider vinegar, mustard, or brown mustard. God's speed anon
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>>727979185
I could eat buckets upon buckets of clams, oysters, and mussels. I love them. I don't need any sauce or flavor. Just steam then and let me go to town!
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>>727979332
Tuna+Mayo+Radish+Pickle+Olive bread=Best sandwich ever
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>>727979317
Nice b8 m8 can I R8 this d8 for a pl8 of st8k
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>>727979721
Trade the mayo for mustard and I'm down
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>>727974213
fucking loaf, prison /b/ros know wtf im talking about
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Made nutroloaf once to eat as a dare with a friend.

we barf'd

stay in school kids
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>>727979826
I've heard of these things.

Any stories anon?
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>>727978270
jesus christ kek
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>>727979826
>>727979846
loaf mind
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>>727974213
I'm not a squeamish eater, unlike op I eat a variety of seafood's, raw oysters and pickled calamari / octopus etc along side my regular diet.
Just can't handle pic related in any form, not a 'merican if it matters.
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>>727979802

Agreed
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>>727978754
this is literally the best thing i've ever eaten
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ham and pineapple pizza.
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>>727979890
sheeeeit
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>>727979929
OP here. I've eaten sushi and I love calamari.

I just can't bring myself to swallow a clam. :(
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>>727979929
Reeeeeee! I love mustard. Also pickled octopus and calimari are the tits. Ceviche style with some jalapeño is great as well!
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>>727977511
>life is not worth living if you haven't had to resort to eating your own feces

ja pls go sie home martin Heidegger
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>>727979721
I'd add a leaf of green salad for the crunchiness and some boiled egg slices to neutralize the oiliness of the tuna/mayo combo.
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>>727979950
Yeah people either love it or barf at the sight of it. I'm the latter.
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>>727979937
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>>727979126
Wtf, potato salad doesnt have peas
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>>727979877
Imagine everything you would eat in a day wrapped up in a brick with gelatin or some other shit to hold it together. I also do mean everything you're eat in a day vegetables, fruit, meat some soggy ass bread all mushed together. Basically don't go to jail and if you do don't be a fucker or thats what they give you to eat and only that.
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>>727978270
He's talking about the quality of American food.

Many Americans dislike "mayo" because the shit they sell over there wouldn't even count as food in Europe.
Another example is Parmesan cheese.
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>>727980244
This is eurofag potato salad.

Basically boiled sliced potatoes, thin onion slices, vinegar, salt and pepper. I can eat pounds of it.
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>>727978613
THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY
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Seitan

It's basically wheat gluten and yeast, and it's fucking disgusting. Vegan friend made me try it.
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>>727980373
Americans know how to make aioli, bruv.
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>>727980489
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>>727979160
>americans defending hfcs

Top kek
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>>727980466
See? That's what I'm fucking talking about, man. Food that isn't covered in shit tier processed sauce. 11/10. Hnnnnngggg
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>>727974213
Your moms pussy...
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>>727980373
You really gonna talk shit on american food when europeans eat goat asshole and bugs on the reg
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>>727980466
Fuck me that looks delicious anon. Might just make some tonight
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>>727980572
>republicans.png
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>>727978613
Thank you for self-identifying as someone who we shouldn't even try to have a reasonable discussion with.
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Me my dad and grandpa always had a little fire going when we barred pigs, we'd cut about 15 at a time, gramps would stand and lend the moral support, dad would hold the hog and I'd do the cutting. Gramps would throw the nuts on the fire on a grill too we had and we'd eat mountain oysters for awhile. Add mustard. Good shit.

Inb4 mountain oysters are bull balls.

Balls are balls.
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>>727980655
>american_education.jpg.exe
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>>727974213
ur mum
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>>727980577
If it makes you feel better i'm from Laos and can repeat those facts to you
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>>727980655
Never ate goat asshole, but goats damn fine.
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>>727980790
Awww. Poor baby. Can't handle people that are lazy, crying liberal faggots?
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>>727980825
I'm am disgust, but I am interest. Flavor?
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Just throwing this out there: HFCS may be a "natural" product, but I refuse to believe that any product that has to be extracted, concentrated, modified chemically, etc., is "good" for people.
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>>727980466
It looks like simple mashed potatoes mixed with chopped onions. Nothing special.
I think all anons agree with me that sophisticated food usually is more delicious.
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>>727980572
Very subtly suggest you believe in global conspiracies, only exaggerate if they seem confused, that will separate the agents trying to find out how much you know
Tell gf you had a body scan done once, and the nurse said it's perfectly natural that a lot of people have metal fragments in their arms (true) and say "Oh hey I have this tiny metal detector want to find out?"

Gawsh it's like you never even marianas web
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>>727980825
we cut a pig every year for Christmas. gramps would eat the balls.
i wouldn't. but fresh pig skin... fucking delicious
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>>727980912
What?
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>>727980906
I ate once. I was fucking awesome.
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>>727980849
>nigga doesn't know about entomophagy
>2015 europe reclassified bugs as food
>literally a french streotype to eat snails
>european_education.fgt.mp3
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>>727974213
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>>727980935
Why?

What about cheese? There's more processing going in making cheese or turning wheat into bread then there is extracting sugar from corn
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Definitely chicken liver and mushrooms, it tastes amazing but the texture is brutal
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>>727980924
Only real way is kinda like liver/heart but has a little pop.
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>>727980935
That's fine, it just means you don't trust scientific facts and rely on your ignorance.
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>>727980825
Eurofag hillbilly here. My dad eats balls, brains, tobgue, eyeballs.

I can't. My fave dish to make is boar stew with gnocchi.
I always drop forest shit like blueberries, herbs, shrooms, veggies and red wine in it. It cooks for 4-5h if you want it to be really tender. Game is rough.
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>>727980935
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkk youre stupid
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>>727980935
Well if you thought differently, might as well call everything natural, as everything eventually came out of nature
Had this conversation with my friend about drugs, as weed is a natural plant, but so is cocaine then
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>>727981004
I raise sheep and goat, lamb and goat is a staple in my diet. Also, squirrel brains. Didn't try it for a long time until I was a little drunk eating a slough of squirrels we killed. Decided fuck it and did it, was delicious. I'm the samefag with the pig balls btw.
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>>727981079
yea, fucking rocket science. veal stomach + milk = cheese.
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>>727980113
Malte?
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>>727981120
I like liver. Maybe I'll like testicles
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>>727981016
Technically bug meat is superior to cattle in every way.
Quicker and easier to breed, feed and farm.
Not to mention the protein to fat ratio is literally the opposite of a cows, meaning nearly zero fat.

Tldr bugs are a superfood they just look ew
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>>727981169
Amerifag hillbilly here, I was always hesitant with eh weird shit, but eventually succumbed to the inbred peer pressure and started to eat the weird shit. Gotta say, it's not nearly what normies think it is.
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>>727981332
You should try it at least once. But for sure batter that shit. I didn't do that til later in life. Makes a difference.
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>>727981016
We're talking about farmed insects here and not eating dirty bugs. They're a great source of nutrients.
If the world population keeps growing like this, you'll be eating them in no time.

Oh and Snails are a delicacy.

You should try something new every now and then. I just ate Kangaroo for the first time a few months ago and it was great.
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>>727981246
i would eat mostly anything (especially anything that grows in the sea), but brains somehow turn me off
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>>727981344
And taste foul no matter what you fucks say. Fat is flavor.
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>>727981099
how much of a manchild you must be that because of the texture you would call that food the worst thing you've ever eaten
I can imagine hating texture of snot or shit(literally), but how the hell do people hate the "texture" of a tomato or a liver ?
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>>727981169
I'd like to try brains one day. Tongue and cheeks are so good and tender.
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>>727980935
Snake venom is natural too, interest anyone in a tall glass?
Trouble is the human body wasn't designed to process HFCS, it isn't naturally 'occurring'. That's the difference.
The only reason we use it as an ingredient is cost efficiency, It's subsided to the point it's literally cheaper than Sugar.
So if you're trying to defend HFCS, you're defending billion dollar company's bottom line, and not your best interests.

This isn't targeted toward
>>727980935 anon
But those who replied
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>>727981452
they're closely related to crabs and crab meat is god tier.

I doubt it can't be made pallatable.
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>>727981099
try plain frying them, no batter. i've been eating liver all my life.
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>>727981344
If they could be farmed for meat, maybe I wouldn't mind that, but bugs are generally eaten whole, right ? with all the innards they have and shit
Also they don't look just ew, they look really ew
Exoskeleton is a meme
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>>727981246
>I'm the samefag with the pig balls btw.

I ate bull's balls cooked in a Georgian manner a couples of times with potatoes as garnish. Was pretty delicious.
I don't know why eating pluck is a tabu of sorts for loads of muricans. They miss out a lot of delicious things.
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>>727981448
I'm for sure not telling you that there's no cause for worry. It's sketchy shit. But once I tried squirrel brain, (I was 14) that became my favorite part. Exactly comparable to crab legs and butter sauce. Not the taste, but the relationship between the two.
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The odor liver emits while frying makes me vomit.
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andouille de Guemene is a pork sausage made from pigs' intestines and stomachs. It's literally layers of intestine inside layers of other intestines. Made properly, there's 25 layers.
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>>727981472
isn't eating brain dangerous ? Or is that only for the same species ?
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>>727981274
It's a process. It's modified chemically. You complain about HFCS but They just soak the corn in water, and distill out sugar and you act like it's evil. It is way more of a chemical modification to make cheese than it is to extract hfcs
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>>727981533
Have you actually tried bugs, I haven't found one that was flavorful in a good way. I have tried them dehydrated, seasoned and even had fried crickets. I'm not a person to shy away from trying new things but I cannot find a bug that wasn't at best, neutral to the palate.
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>>727981620
are you from Georgia?
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>>727981448
If you like pate you'll definitely like cow brains. They have pretty similar taste in a way.
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>>727981456
They are probably preparing it wrong. Chicken livers, specifically, in my opinion, should be cooked longer until they have a chewier consistancy. That's how I prefer them. Shorter cooking times would leave a softer texture. I can see how that wouldn't appeal to most, like raw oysters.
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>>727981620
Sole purpose of being testicles
Also just saying that feels kind of dirty
>I ate balls
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>>727981607
They can be ground up and formed into whatever.

Burgers with insect meat have already been made and people didn't complain about the taste.

(Btw Japanese scientists made burgers out of literal human shit a few years ago. Look it up)
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>>727981515
The human body is 100% designed to process glucose and sucrose. Everyone on earth can comfortably metabolize it (which makes it more "natural" than say dairy). The problem is volume we consume of it, which you're exactly right, is about subsidization
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>>727981620
What's the Georgian manner? I'm from the south ozarks, west Arkansas.
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>>727981717
I haven't tbh but I'm sure they'll figure out how to extract the meat part without having to see a spider on my plate.

I mean, crabs don't look appetizing either.
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>>727981687
I know cow brains have been suspect in the past, not sure nowadays. But all brains are ridiculously high in cholesterol. Usually significantly more than a daily dose would allow.
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>>727981768
>they can be ground up and formed into whatever
So still, whole ? I know it's just my point of view, but I find that at least somewhat disgusting
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>>727981808
I came
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>>727981730
No, I'm not. I ate it in a Georgian restaurant.
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>>727981647
liver is fucking gross, one of my neighbors in my apartment cooks some evert few weeks & stinks up the hallways.

i get flashbacks of being 10 and dad yelling at me to eat that disgusting shit.
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>>727981945
Liver sausage is fucking awesome, tho.
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Broccoli.

It's a cliché at this point.
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>>727981845
Nah, not worried about meme like cholesterol and shit, more about something like "the protein in brain can cause changes" or so I remember hearing something about it
Also, don't human brain give you jitters and shiet
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>>727981980
Liver paté is good as well.
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Black fucking pudding.
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>>727981922
Georgia as in the country. Great cuisine!

I'm from Eastern Europe and every year we cut a pig and eat (most of) it for Christmas. Some of that stuff I can't stomach. Organ sausages, the snout, the balls, the eyes.
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>>727982017
You're a cliche, stop watching cartoons
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Chicken heart from this Brazilian steak house. Ruined my appetite and wasted the $60 on the rest of my meal
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>>727981980
Never had liver sausage. I can only Imagine it like ground liver. No fat tenders off from cooking cause no fat. Or is it mixed with another meat?
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>>727982064
or kidneys.
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>>727981830
Ha ha. I didn't mean American Georgia. I meant real Georgia. Basically they were stewed in some Georgian sauce with tons of spices.
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Anyone ITT tried haggis?
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>>727982064
Ohhhhhhh. Thought you meant Georgia like what's on my mind. The sate in the great us of a.
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>>727982056
It's similar to blood sausage, right? I like blood sausage.

Just try not to think about the fact that you're eating cooked blood.
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>>727982197
Ugh it looks like a giant scab and technically it is.
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>>727981823
Sure
However there has been concern over hfcs for several reasons, Non of which i'm qualified to stand to myself, but consider:

>Many experts state that sugar and HFCS are key factors in today’s obesity epidemic
Most starchy carbs, such as rice, are broken down into glucose, the basic form of carbs. However, table sugar and HFCS are 50% glucose and 50% fructose (5).
Glucose is easily transported and utilized by every cell in your body. It’s also the predominant fuel source for high-intensity exercise and various processes.
In contrast, the fructose from high fructose corn syrup or table sugar needs to be converted to fat or glycogen (stored carbs) by the liver before it can be used as fuel.
HFCS adds unnatural amounts of fructose to your diet, which the human body has not evolved to handle properly.

The list goes on and on:
https://authoritynutrition.com
https://authoritynutrition.com/why-high-fructose-corn-syrup-is-bad/

Alternatively I believe I read a report linking HFCS to mental development problems in children to teens. Something to do with how hfcs is absorbed by the body / brain
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>>727981236
I've had that same argument with people, saying that everything could be considered natural. Unfortunately, whether something is "natural" has very little to do with how good of a thing it is.

Humans have evolved their ability to modify natural food (i.e. whole foods that thrive in nature without human involvement) faster than they have evolved to be able to live well on a diet of their modified food.

As to the weed vs. cocaine thing -- coca leaves are perfectly safe to consume. You'd have to eat a ridiculous amount of them to get high. Extracted cocaine is not safe to consume. I apply this thinking to HFCS: corn is safe and nutritious, but its concentrated, modified sugar is not, simply because it's too easy to consume way too much of it.
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>>727974213
Soy sauce with liquid sweetener and mustard
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>be white/Mexican halfbreed, but I look white on the surface
>uncle tom nignog co-worker invites me to his family's Sunday dinner
>figure fuck it, I can always go for free food
>entire time I'm there nignogs make the same fucking joke
>"YOURE GONNA LOVE OUR FOOD, WE KNOW HOW TO COOK"
>"WE KNOW HOW TO SEASON WE WUZ KANGS"
>they're cooking, fucking surprise surprise, fried chicken
>after an hour I get my plate
>soggiest fucking burnt fried chicken I've ever seen in my life
>literally fucking soaked in oil
>I'm about to eat and nignogs start fucking drowning their chicken in Tabasco and salt
>mfw I had the shits for 2 fucking days
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>>727982197
>Just try not to think about the fact that you're eating cooked blood.

That is supposed to make you hungry. What wrong with you people.
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This is a popular dish in many of our Asian restaurants but I sure as FUCK won't touch it. It's PIG UTERUS. Literally revolting.
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I feel bad that the US is being pumped chalk full of crap

Isn't McD basically pink sludge from shit tier animal leftover parts?
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>>727977531

mayo and ketchup are nasty as fuck
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>>727982184
only once, my city has 'mosaic' every year, multiple pavilions across the city, every cultures food & entertainment.

1 of the traditional sheep organs used was apparently hard to obtain, so it was replaced with oats to fill up the serving a bit.

that 1 fork full still tasted absolutely horrendous, thank god for that chaser of pepsi.
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>>727981845
>assuming cholesterol is bad for you
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>>727982358
God is dead and we have killed him
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>>727982105
From Wikipedia

>Most liverwurst varieties are spreadable. Liverwurst usually contains pigs' or calves' livers. Other ingredients are meat (notably veal), fat, and spices including ground black pepper, marjoram, allspice, thyme, ground mustard seed, or nutmeg. Many regions in Germany have distinct recipes for liverwurst. Adding ingredients like pieces of onion or bacon to the recipe make each variety of liverwurst very important to cultural identity. For example, the Thüringer Leberwurst has a Protected Geographical Status throughout the EU. Recently, more exotic additions such as cowberries and mushrooms have gained popularity.

My favourite is the Cologne style fine smoked Liverwurst. If you want to try it, try to get a real German one from a specialty store.
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This really is fucking awful. Not sure if they even make it anymore.
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>>727982258
>>727982353
It tastes good so why the fuck not?
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>>727982035
I know what you meant. But I think only brains effected by a certain prion could harm you and most civilized countries have laws banning animals being fed to one another which would cause it. But I'm not joking about cholesterol since one serving of say pork brains can give you 1,160 percent of your daily value of cholesterol.
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On the topic of cholesterol:
- Dietary cholesterol has very little impact on cholesterol levels in your body.
- High cholesterol levels in your body are caused by various lifestyle factors, including a poor overall diet and lack of exercise.
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>>727979826

>prison /b/ros know wtf im talking about
> prison /b/ros

kek
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>>727982579
What if you eat the brains of a mad cow or of something rabid?
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>>727982371
Yea, but to be fair, no one's looking at McDonald's as exactly "high cuisine".
It's more or less a way for poorfags and nignogs to feed their 5 kids something that won't fuck their wallet.

Plus speaking personally, if I go for a few months without eating McDicks then get a burger for a quick lunch break or something, the sheer amount of grease in that fucking thing turns my stomach inside out.
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>>727982197
It's the same thing really yeah

and it's fucking delicous
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>>727982596
my bad I forgot everyone on 4chan is a fucking pussy now
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PFC stands for "Perfect Fried Chicken"... but the thieving fuckers have actually used the same font as KFC.
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>>727982501
You have to watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk
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>>727982647
Yeah it literally feels like your shit is forming into a brick.
But comes out as liquid antimatter.
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>>727982689
That shit looks raw son get checked for salmonella
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>>727979185
>clams look like snot
>but somehow eggs don't
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>>727982647
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>>727982679
>no one's dumb enough to get arrested?
>W-WHAT PUSSIES
Don't get pissy just because you're a fucking moron and got locked up, Jamal.
What's wrong, couldn't run fast enough?
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>>727982636
Then the chance of getting that brain altering prion is high although not guaranteed. And if yo do get it then you will die, slowly and not able to move or talk nearing the end.
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>>727982804
Eggs solidify upon thermal treatment.

Clams retain their nasal appearance.
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>>727982679
>>727982679

found the nigger
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>>727982647
You've brought up a topic that makes me legitimately angry: poor people eat McDonalds.

I HATE the argument made by niggers that "fast food is cheap."

1. Getting the equivalent number of calories and nutrients is much cheaper if you buy and prepare your own food.

2. The potential health implications of a fast-food-rich diet can cost a LOT of money in the long-run.

Poor people should be eating rice and beans. Hell, rich people should be eating rice and beans.
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I can't stand these. They're called chitlins or chitterlings.
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>>727982893
Mexicans eat rice and beans and are ranked #1 in the global obesity scale
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For me, it's a toss-up between 3 dishes, all of which I tried while living in Japan:
>grilled conch (the meat is good, like a scallop but in Japan, you have to eat the foul gutsack, too)
>chicken skin sashimi
>uni sashimi (raw sea urchin that tastes like cold puke)
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>>727982679
>>727982679
>>727982679
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>>727980466
In Germany there's two variants - the Swabian uses oil, vinegar and (warm) broth with finely chopped onions as a dressing.
In the Rhine area they use mayo and the salad includes plenty of weird stuff like sausage and apple pieces.
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>>727982580
This faggot gets it. There are both good and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol is from processed oils and starches. Good cholesterol (hdl) from animal sources (brains, meat, organs)
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>>727982997
Japs are on another level.
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>>727982460
Dude. That's fucking awesome. I gotta get ahold of some of that.
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>>727982371
Hardly anyone eats mcdonalds anymore, i'm 27 and legitimately have never eating at a mcdonalds and know 1 person who has. It's my impression mostly poor people eat there and cheap/healthy isn't a thing in america.
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>>727982296
I thought coca leaves also aren't safe to use, since it was used for some kind of effect that I imagined should be similar (if not the same but weaker) to cocaine
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>>727982992
>implying they eat more rice and beans than they do corn
>implying that obesity is caused by the type of food eaten rather than quantity

come on man
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>>727982353
>That is supposed to make you hungry
If you're the Dracula, maybe
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>>727982874
>nasal appearance.
Way to sell a product my dude. Fuck.
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>>727982848
>no one's dumb enough to get arrested?
>no one ever leaves their house so they have no opportunity to get caught doing anything at all
If I were a nigger I wouldn't know the difference between there, their and they're
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>>727983064
Ich bin kroatischmutz kek.

Yeah, we don't put that weird shit, at least not here on the coast. We mainly eat italian and nordic foods, and our traditional dishes are as such. Although we do have kebabs because Bosnia.
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>>727983136
Nah dude chewing them is like drinking coffee m80. Serious reply.
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>>727983069
While true, too much good cholesterol can still be a bad thing.

https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/news/story/2872/more-good-cholesterol-is-not-always-good-for-your-health.aspx

http://www.cleveland.com/healthfit/index.ssf/2014/01/good_cholesterol_can_be_bad_fo.html
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>>727982893
No dude, I totally get you.
My first apartment was this little fucking shack the size of a tool shed I had at 18 that I was paying for with my shitty 9.45/hr job at Wal-Mart. I lived the poorfag life and you're totally right. You could get a combo for like $7~ and have one meal OR take that $7, go to Wal-Mart, get a bag of frozen chicken breast and have enough meat for a week's worth of dinner.

I'm talking about the dollar menu. Plus seriously, you think some lazy nignog is going to cook a full meal when they could pick up 4 cheeseburgers that in total costs less than a pack of cigarettes?
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>>727983200
I'm the #1 mex guy. Japs eat rice and beans mostly as well and have the longest lifespan, so I just touche'd myself for you.
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>>727982679
>being so stupid that you get caught and sentenced
heh, reddit us more up your thinking
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>>727982973
tapeworm with ketchup ?
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>>727983200
>implying all the corn they eat isn't slathered in mayo and all kinds of other goofy shit
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>>727982973
You're a communist.
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>>727983362
That goes along with keeping your caloric intake in line with your expenditure. Gorging on anything is bad for you. You can die from drinking too much water.
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>>727974633
Buttermilk. Blood sausage. Escargo (snails). Octopus. Eel.
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goat. dont ever eat goat
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>>727983518
Gross.
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>>727983136
They have a mild stimulant effect, like a cup of coffee. You will not get the euphoria you get from the same amount of pure cocaine by weight. Cocaine content of coca leaves is 0.25% to 0.77%, meaning you'd have to consume 130 to 400 units to get the effects of 1 unit of pure cocaine.
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>>727983365
Nigga if you could afford a combo you don't know shit about being poor
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Cum
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>>727983277
>justifying getting arrested with the classic "everyone on /b/ is a neckbeard" meme
Alright, I'm no one to judge, I've had my run-ins with the law, but my arrest record is still clean.
Tell me, Tyrone, what got you to county?
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>>727976293
That looks like something that fell off a zombie.
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>>727983638
Always eat goat.
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ITT: armchair nutritionists
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>>727983396
>implying you gotta be dumb to get caught
it's almost bait at this point
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>>727983638
Veal is alright my dude. It just smells funny.
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>>727983657
It says the price right on the fucking board, ya doofus.
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>>727983507
Pig intestines with hot sauce
Gotta love being in the south
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>>727983711
Nutritionists sit on stools, apparently.
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>>727982874
You sure you're not cooking something rotten? Otherwise they're being cooked rare as fuck, which I agree would probably be hard to swallow.

Anytime I've ever cooked clams they always solidify.
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>>727975497
Fuck you, tripe is delicious.
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>>727983696
>I've had my run-ins with the law, but my arrest record is still clean.
Well of course you're white, I got arrested for some bull shit I didn't even do
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Jellyfish.
The worst thing I have eaten so far...
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>>727983895
I'm sorry I just can't put them in my mouth. My whole family eats them, I'm not a picky eater. Hell, I mainly cook, but fuck my arm doesn't listen when I try just fuck no
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>>727974213
Chik-fil-a
>be me
>in high school
>going on date with cutie
>need to grab a snack
>hit the new chik-fil-a
>get little sandwich
>take two bites
>tastes horrible
>throw out window
>show up at cutie's house
>going to watch The Omen and cuddle
>stomach sounds like garbage disposal with gravel in it
>excuse myself to the bathroom
>chocolate shotgun
>stomach cramps
>more chocolate shotgun
>finally finished
>get halfway back to the couch
>stomach bubbles again
>run back to bathroom
>shit so much and so hard I'm surprised i still have bones
>she checks on me
>try telling her I'm ok between geysers of shit
>empty and humiliated
>tell her I'm sick
>go home and shit more
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>>727983787
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>>727983722
>>727983722

>implying you gotta be dumb to get caught
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>>727983722
You got to be dumb to do illegal shit that you know you will get caught for
That's why prisons are filled with niggers who shoot up stores, while jews stealing baggillions walk free
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>>727983722
>I'm not dumb! Uhhh uhhh this is bait!
Killer save, dude.

>>727983920
>implying I'm white
Guess again, nigger.
Stop avoiding the question, tell us what got you locked up.
Stealing black and milds? Robbing a corner store? Possession?
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>>727978613
>>727978457
>>727978368
I know the difference between fresh raspberries and fruit snacks, and I can appreciate both.
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>>727983920
>literally dindu nuffin
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>>727984003
I literally went to jail for nothing, you live in a fictional world where bad shit doesn't happen for no reason and saying someone else is dumb because you were sheltered your entire life is well, dumb
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>>727983365
Pretty sure there's no dollar menu any more. Around here the best deal you can get is 2 small sandwiches (McDoubles, McChickens) for $2.50.

Either way, a McDouble has 390 calories. Let's pretend it costs exactly $1.00. For a female consuming 2000 calories per day, that's over $5/day. For a male consuming 3000, that's almost $8/day.

Wal-Mart has a 10 lb bag of rice for under $6, which contains 16,000 calories, meaning the woman could spend $0.75 per day and the male could spend $1.13 per day.

Of course, you can't live on rice alone, but add in a good variety of other cheap staples and some vegetables, spend a few hours once per week cooking your own food, and you're still looking at $3 per day to eat healthfully and live well.
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>>727984130
>I literally went to jail for nothing
yeah right, yous a good boy who dindu nuffin, it was another melanin enriched gentleman that just looks like you and you were sitting in your home alone with no one to witness for you at the time of the crime
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>>727984130
>>727984130

>I literally went to jail for nothing

kek
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>>727984130
>walking on the sidewalk
>minding my own business
>thrown in the fucking jail
ain't that some shit
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>>727984064
>2011
>going to MSU to become a music teacher
>general college bill bullshit
>sitting at the bus stop outside kroger
>guy pulls up and asks if i need a job like i'm some labor mexican
>offers me a couple hundred bucks for a weekends worth of laying blacktop
>my wallet is empty so fuck it
con.
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>>727984130
>for literally nothing
LITERALLY DINDU NUFFIN
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my ex-gf
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>>727984318
>literally NOTHING
>next post is explaining that he literally did SOMETHING
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Rotting shark takes some beating:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl
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This Asian shit.

Fish should be cooked, not eaten raw.
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>>727984413
It looks tasty af tho
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>>727984318
>asks if i ever did a job like this
>tell him no but I can learn because i need money
>was half way through the day so he told me to come with him to the job site to show me how to lay black top
>he basically teaches me as we finish the job for the day
>noticed all day he and his two other workers were all using weird slang or another language I didn't understand but I didn't think shit about it
>pays me $100 for the work I did and tells me there will be more the next two days to finish up the last couple blocks of this street
>go home happy I can actually eat and chill without worrying about being broke
con.
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>>727984219
>rice and vegetables
>no protein or fat

This diet screams nutrient deficiency
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>>727975497
I've seen it before. The only time I ate that was at a friend's place, his grandma was mexican... It was like a chilli soup or something mixed with a lot of spices, meat looked horrible. Ate it, anyway...
Fucking heaven, man. Best thing in my entire life.
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>>727984529
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>>727975497
>>727976007
MAN THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO MY MOM COOKING THAT I LOVE IT ALSO MY GIRLS LOVE IT OMG SO YUMMY
seriously
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>>727984529
>add in a good variety of other cheap staples
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>>727984511
>next day the "boss" picks me up and we head out to the job and finish the black top
>second day is all good and he pays me another $100 for the whole day which I thought i'd get more for a whole day but whatever
>third day he's late picking me up over two hours
>shows up and tells me they finished the black top we had some other shit to do
>"aight"
>we go to some random house and I ask what the job is
>He tells me we're roofing and installing a lighting rod
>tells me to wait in the truck and they go in and talk to the owners and after about 15min come out
>I basically got bitch duty climbing shit up the ladder for them
>finish this job and we're headed back into town
con. last part
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>>727975497
So Trump was right, climate change isn't real, it didn't kill the great barrier reef..
Obese Americans ate it.
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>>727984709
>inb4 walk dinosaur or Fresh Prince.
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>>727984709
Your boss is a thief and you're the unwitting accomplice.

Called it.
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>>727984650
Have fun having your hair fall out, dumbass vegan cuck
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>>727984834
I was makìng fun of them ejit
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>>727984788
Seconded.
This is going to end with the boss doing some shady shit.
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>>727984678
You'd be better off buying chicken thighs or cheap fatty cuts of pork, instead of rice. Rice has no nutritional value. It is basically sugar.
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>>727984937
How does asia exist and have the most population and the best longevity
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>>727984937
Fuck nutritional value, all that matters is to fill myself up
>tfw I'll eat when I'll finish university
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>>727984709
>boss man tells me they paid with a check and asks what's the closest bank
>tell him it's USbank and mention it's where I bank you know, making conversation
>he says he doesn't have an account there and asks me to cash the check
>why the fuck not I just wanna get paid
>me and one of his dudes goes in and gets the check cashed for $4,000
>get back in the car and he hands me another $100 so i'm like fuck this im out the hard labor ain't worth this shit etc
>nothing happens for three days
>cops banging on my door with a warrant for my arrest
>turns out i was working for gypsies who just scammed some old peoples check book and my face is the one who cashed it
>turns out they had been scamming people all over the tristate area for months
>the cops assume i've been with them the entire time
>try to get me for grand larceny and racketeering and some other bullshit
>plea a sentence of 1-5 or if i went to trial i could be looking at 10
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>>727984880
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>>727982263
The problem with the fructose hypothesis is that many varieties of HFCS actually have less fructose than sucrose (E. G. HFCS-35 which is 35% fructose 65% glucose).
The real problem is the 3500 calorie per day diets most people are (inadvertently) on
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>>727984485
Agree! It's pretty good.
But I also see why some people would hate sushi.
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>>727984997
It's a complete mystery.

pic: new captcha
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>>727984529
I was just using the rice as an example. I eat ridiculous amounts of protein and fat.

Rice + beans + oil + vegetables
Oatmeal
Nuts (although they can get pricey)
Eggs

The key is variety.

I do eat meat and fish too, btw. You'll never catch me eating a 1-lb steak as a main dish, but I'm just as happy with a few ounces in a stir-fry, or thinly-sliced on a sandwich.
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>>727984997
>>727985007
It's a common misconception that Asians diet is rice dominate. Rice is a side dish in most traditional meals, with the main dish being predominantly some form of meat and vegetables.
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I like this thread so i made a new one.
>>727985216
With autosage and all
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>>727985059
>IM NOT DUMB
>I JUST TOOK A RANDOM JOB WITH SOME SHADY GYPSIES
Fuck dude, you sure shown us. I was wrong, you're not dumb, you're the biggest fucking moron I've seen all goddamn week.
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>>727985190
No steak for economic reasons? I hope the oils you are using are only olive oil or real butter.
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>>727974213
Ass. I licked ass once. Never again.
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>>727985398
I love licking ass
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>>727974213
Snails in a French restaurant.
They taste like dirt in the woods smells.
Nasty
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>>727985059
And you did time for it? Wasn't it taken into consideration that you were a student and there was a record of your attendance at MSU? Dude, this sucks.
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>>727985486
I was pressured into taking the plea because my lawyer made it clear that because the people who were scammed were an old sympathetic couple my odds of getting the full sentence were pretty high
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>>727985398
I've done this a few times. No problem with a newly washed ass in the shower.. However, even just cleaned and out of the shower is a no go. Doesn't taste like anything but Jesus Christ the smell is awful.
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>>727985330
Let's get one thing straight right now: I'm not poor. I don't need to be frugal, it's just how I was raised.

I eat a variety of fats, depending on the dish they're in. My favorite snack food, for example, is granola made with a large amount of coconut oil, toasted oats and almonds, honey, and cinnamon. It's dirt cheap and delicious.

Canola oil goes into a lot of stir-fries, as does olive oil, peanut oil, and corn oil depending on the seasonings and vegetables.

I use real butter primarily for baking nowadays, but I also clarify butter for frying purposes on occasion.
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>>727985059
What tri-state area? Just to know so I can look out for them
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>>727984580
menudo. it's fucking bomb.
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>>727985581
what a fucking pillock
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>>727985322
>you're the biggest fucking moron I've seen all goddamn week
Not surprised since you don't go outside, like I would just go work some some shady people the guy looked legit.
>hurr durr you fell for a three day long elaborate scam what a retard
k
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>>727976550
They're better when not boiled. I braise them or use a bamboo steamer. Shits are delicious.
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>>727985678
>elaborate scam
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>>727985581
That's pretty sad. How long did you serve? Did you go back to school?
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>>727985608
kentucky/ohio/indiana they got arrested though when they scammed some other poor fuck the same way, down to getting him to cash the check for them i guess it was their thing
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>>727985678
>projecting this hard
Nigger, did the thought cross your mind, even for a fucking microsecond that maybe, just maybe, hopping into a stranger's car because he had a job for you wasn't the best idea?

Toss out that "W-WELL YOU DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!" defense all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking moron.
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>>727985786
>worked a legit job site for two days and got paid
that's pretty elaborate as far as scams go, you ever hear of anyone else getting paid twice by the person who scammed them ?
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>>727985876
>finally go outside
>get abducted by gypsies
>scam some old people
>get caught
>sentenced for life
shiieeeeeeeeeet
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>>727985816
I served a little over two years and was released for over crowding because I was a nonviolent offender, I went back to college but didn't end up graduating because tuition is a bitch and the financial aid at MSU is absolute garbage
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>>727985216
>>727985216
>>727985216
Come continue culinary companions
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>>727985592
I'd look into the health risks associated with the intake of canola oil and corn oil. I was just curious about the steak because I love a nice steak.
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>>727985930
>some gypsy picks me up at a bus stop
>legit
It's good that MSU is taking in the severely mentally handicapped.
Very brave of them.
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>>727985876
The guy had an actual construction company truck with the logo and all and I was living in Morehead ky which is backwoods as fuck it's pretty normal for people to offer you pay for manual labor. Sorry you don't seem to get it but whatever you can call me a dumb nigger some more it really doesn't matter
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Try working on your grandparents farm all day & come in for dinner and there is a platter of baked beef tongue,mashed potatoes and gravy sitting there for dinner. These in the photo are raw of course but you get the idea.
Fuck. Ate a lot of taters & gravy that night
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>>727986133
Yeah because gypsy's who are gonna fuck you over have the word "scam artist" stamped on their head
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>>727986321
You fucking dunce
I bet you've never even tried it, god damn it's so fucking good, ESPECIALLY with mashed potatoes and some dank gravy
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In order of nastyness :

SURSTRÖMMING : freakin rotten fish makes you wanna lick a durian like jessica alba.

1000 year old eggs : i think its indonesian. Its just lets bury a half breeded chicken egg for some months and eat it. Overall disgusting sensation but i would prefer it to surströmming.

Lamb brain : texture is like a more jelly cooked liver. Is eaten cold with lemon.
It is still quite delicious compared to the other 2
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>>727986079
Will do.

I do eat steak on its own sometimes, and it's delicious; I just never feel the need to eat an entire large steak in one sitting. I get bored of it. I'd rather have an 800 calorie meal of a small portion of steak and 2 vegetable side dishes plus a fruit-based dessert than an 800 calorie meal of just meat.

Just my taste though.

On that topic, best steak I ever made:
2.5" thick prime ribeye
dry-brined with alderwood-smoked sea salt
cooked at 225° in oven until rare
seared in clarified butter
pan sauce with more butter

Delicious
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>>727986190
>they had a logo on the side of their truck
Well fuck me, don't i look foolish.
Didn't your mom teach you not to get into cars with strangers?
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>>727986455
Don't eat internal meats.
No liver, heart, kidney, or fried brains.
Tried them all, just prefer not to eat them.
I've helped the on their farm for over 40 years
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>>727985592
Those almonds better be activated nigger or else you just fucked up big style on health foods.
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>>727986658
Anon, I just came.
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