How to subtly tell a girl im hung?

>>727967614
accidently step on her feet a lot and apologize that you have big feet. keep stepping on her feet constantly so that you can bring up your huge feet. she'll get the hint bro trust me

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>>727967614

slap her in the face with your peenus weenus

>>727967614
You don't because you're a lying faggot

>>727967776
I'll definitly give it a try

>>727967614
"accidentally" drop your magnum condoms for your magnum dong.

>>727967614
Hey bitch, I got a phat dick, woopity woo woo

If you had a big dick, you'd already know that women can tell.

I don't even have a big dick and I catch women looking at my dick bulge all the damn time. You know damn well you've got a tiny dick

If you are like me, and actually hung and not just lying on the internet, take out your trojan magnum condom when she is in a giddy mood and make any dumb joke about it

>>727967822
My huge cock is litterally the only thing about me that could get me girl attention... but its always hidden

>>727967614
"last girlfriend broke up with me. couldn't handle me, I was a lot to take in *wink*"

>>727967887
Proven to work.
>Magnum Dong.

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>>727967822
>>727967985

>>727967614
Not once have I had that be a deciding factor of getting laid or not. You'll just make yourself look silly.

>>727967776
that's actually clever as hell. gonna try this

is this like a known thing, like is it from something, or is this OC?

If you're serious about doing this, here's what you do. The catch is it might take a couple weeks and a few beers, but it really works and she'll believe it 100%:

- Have a close friend who knows the truth. Gay or bi would be preferable to straight, but in my case a straight guy helped.

- Ask him for a favor to make a mention of it at the next party or whatever, but not to your target directly. Rather, mention it to HER WINGMAN.

-?????

- PROFIT

Trust, me. It will get around to not just your target filly, but to pretty much every woman they know.

>>727968211
I like you

>>727967985
This.
Girls can already tell if you have a big package or not. Especially in work environments. I always catch women at my job "meat gazing"

>>727968203
its a known saying/fact that guys with big feet or big hands are strapped. As for stepping on a girls feet, i was joking. that's autistic as fuq lol

>>727968092
Tbh idk. That dick is mouthwatering. Just get a hardon “Accidentally" brush against her. She'll feel it.

I have a big penis.

>>727968352
I disagree, I think it's a perfect flirtation device for say a co worker you're into.

>>727968203
in all honesty, when i'm around babes at work i just hike my pants up high and let the bulge do the talking. i like the attention

>>727967614
most of them don't care anyway
your dick is not a gift

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>>727968508
They would never... Would they, now.

>>727968508
you must not have a nice one then. it IS a gift and all chicks worship a nice rooster

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>>727967614
Fuck subtlety, the most manly thing to do is be confidently obvious about it.
Women like that sort of thing... as long you're not ugly.

>>727967985
x3

Women do this allthe time. They already know whether you have a big dick or not.

>>727967614
have a buddy pants you while your commando in front of her. then she gets a clear view of what you got to offer and you can play it off

>>727968651
Are you 12?

>>727968594
dream on

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Do this

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>>727968003
This would never happen you kissless virgin.

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I'll try to wear less baggy pants and tuck my shirt in so they can have a better view

>>727968651
Also pull girls hair and give them noogies.

>>727967614
>How to subtly tell a girl im hung?
Everyone with a dick is hung, you idiot.
Just like everyone is wide and visible.

>>727968765
you're a salty cunt

>>727968651
No, this is actually better. Still happens at parties well into your 30s.

Another alternative is "hanging out" in an environment that regularly welcomes guys in kilts. Say, Irish pubs (we even have them on the West Coast), where you get a free beer for showing up in a kilt "traditional style," i.e. commando, on ladies night or St. Paddy's day.

Tipsy chicks WILL flip your kilt guaranteed, as long as you're not fat. Kilts are expensive af, so they'll assume you have money. Just try to avoid shrinky dink, or whiskey dick and yer good.

>>727967818
perv

>>727968376
I can't do that one. Work in a kids store

>>727967614
Tell her you're part black, then ask her to guess which part with a cheeky look on your dick dick dick lemonade dick dick dick lemon lemon lemon dick dick dick lemonade dick dick dick lemon lemon

>>727968987
lmao I didn't know this happens

>>727969022
i have bad credit. does that make me half black?

>>727967985
why do you have a constant hardon?

>>727968987
there's a naked bike ride in portland, OR once a year. THOUSANDS of babes everywhere. i used to always go just to air out my mongoose and soak up all the attention. i felt like i was gonna get gang raped by hipster bitches. they were grabbing at it and touching it all night long

>>727968703
yes, i am 12, 12 is what i am, you could say im a dozen, a dozen is me. 6 and 6 make me, me. 12. i am 4 and 8. that is me 3 and 9. i am what you think 12 is which is 1 and 11, 2 and 10, 3 and 9, 4 and 8, 5 and 7, 6 and 6, you have found out what it is to be me which is what is previously stated above which is that i am 12 which is what i am which is 12 that is what i am 12, 6 multiplied by 2, 4 multiplied by 3, 1 multiplied by 12, 8 multiplied by 1.5, do you understand? i am that which you have named me which is 12, you are correct, for i am 12 which is what i that is true. 12 is the ultimate number for 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6 go in evenly. 5 multiplied by 2.4 equals 12. 7 multiplied by 1.7142857143 rounded up equals approximately 12, 8 multiplied by 1.5 equals 12, 9 multiplied by 1.3333333 repeating equals 12. 10 multiplied by 1.2 equals 12, 11 multiplied by 0.91666666 repeating equals 12. this is what i am and what you have called me which is such as what i am

>>727967985
This. Except I always try and hide mine because it makes me self conscious and I don't want people always thinking I have a hard on

>>727969291
tldr

>>727969311
Edgy little faggy comment

>>727969338
And yours?

>>727969101
If they're drunk it's: Money > fit > hung > "Celtic"/black/other exotic foreign

^ in that order. My friend Jason was in the local pipe and drum corps. His was the messiest divorce I'd ever seen because he had so much tail on the side his wife didn't know about.

>>727968703
yea, 12 inches

>>727969229
priapism

>>727967614
send her a noose emoji

>>727969380
My dick is 6.3 inches

And yours?

>>727969310
what if its small when flaccid but becomes a 7 incher when hard? I don't have a bulge. But I think women might still know that its big, they have a sixth sense for that kind of things

>>727967614
Why the need to tell her OP?

>>727969274
I believe you because I know the ride you speak of, and we live in practically the same neighborhood. Good game man. So obvious I didn't even think of that.

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>>727969412
That doesn't sound pleasurable for either parties.
You couldn't put it all the way inside even if you got past her cervix, which would cause massive internal bleeding for her.

>>727969489
I think she'll like me more knowing I have a good package

>>727969463
Don't know, don't care.
Let's just assume it's small.

>>727969464
Tell them honestly. I'm friends with the type of girls who we have a kind of, I wouldn't say flirty but cheeky relationships and I can basically tell them.

>>727968987
thank you, i knew i wasnt the only one who experienced this later than most people would assume, especially when alcohol and good friends are involved.

>>727968002
You have self esteem issues anon. If you can't be assertive and confident, having a large slong Isn't a saving characteristic.
If you think you are boring, find something to do that makes you interesting.

>>727968433
m8 ur so autismo. dont go round stompy clowning bitches feet

>>727967614
tell her that your a black man in 18th century america and then say "if you know what i mean ;)"

>>727969229
If your dick makes no bulge when you're soft then you have a little dick or you're wearing ill fitting nigger tier ball shorts everywhere like a faggot.

Sorry to be the one to break it to you but neither of those are a good thing

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>>727967614
>>>727967614
>"accidentally" drop your magnum condoms for your magnum dong.
The quote is "drop your monster condoms for your magnum dong"

>>727969570
Or you could "accidentally" send them a picture MAKE sure it's late at night when you send it and say you were drunk

>>727969311
>>727969565
ladies youre both pretty, jeez. can you stop it now

>>727969702
you are a retard. It doesn't matter how big it is when flaccid, in the end the average length is the same. If it's larger when flaccid, then it just grows less.

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>>727969744
I couldnt look her in the eyes the next day

>>727969615
Right. College is when they start to step out of their "gotta protect my uterus" phase. But that's only the start of it. The older they get, my god, you start thinking, "No one told me shit got this good, or this much!" =D

Well, they don't. And they don't tell you about how much herpes, psycho, junkie, crazy they are either. Sure, you hear stories and all, but never realize how everywhere it is around you. =\

>>727967614
well op, if thats you on the pic, youre not hung. sorry to bring it to you

>>727969744
That never works.

No one believes you.

Then you get fired.

>>727969873
Heh yeah don't worry she wouldn't be looking at your eyes either ;)

>>727968002
I know how that feels.

It's not really anything to be proud of that your cock is the only impressive thing about you. People think having a huge cock is great, but when you have nothing else going for you it's almost pointless.

>>727969514
yea and at the end of the rides, it ends up at a massive party/rave/bonfire with everybody getting wasted. good times.

>>727969941
If your co-worker snitches on you for that then she's a Cunt

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>>727969904
how bout me

It needs to be so obvious that it's basically sexual assault, and the only thing that could possibly save you is how big your dick is.

>>727969813
ok buddy

Did you notice that by comparing your little dick to everyone else

>>727969984
Protip: You must assume that all your female co-workers are cunts. Work is sometimes boring, and they like to talk, gossip, and "stir-the-pot."

You'll be fired in five minutes, because even if your boss is male, he will cave because he can't have that sort of pressure on him that he's protecting a sexual predator. And yes, that's how they will spin it.

>>727970009
magnum dong

>>727969813
you make a point, and for the most point i agree with you, but i know a guy, been my bud since 7th grade, ive seen this dude shrink to less than 2 inches and the lucky sumbitch is 8" long and a little less than 2" wide. dude fuckin dwarfs me but im just pointing out there are out-lyres who go against the majority. not tryina say youre wrong. i just know a guy.

>>727970009
See, this guy wins. Even though he's got both, it's more about girth than it is about length.

Captcha: Select all squares with signs, "Deviation."

>>727967614
'Actually, I've only got one leg'

>>727970148
yeah I know a guy too. It's me.

>>727970344
kek

>>727967614
I'm having this same problem lol I'm hung too I'm 7 inches and I really want this girl I'm talking to, to know

Run screaming from the bathroom with your dick hanging out and scream 'fire! fire!'

When they notice there's no fire you just apologize and put it back in your pants.

>>727970454
Wear skinny jeans around her.

>>727970454
post dick pls

>>727970521
No you fucking gay bitch

>>727967887
Kek

>>727970605
Wake up on the wrong side of the street?

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>>727969904
No one asked you

>>727969702
as a grower, I pretty much have no bulge when soft but around 16/17 cm when erect (not saying is big or anything, but not a micro penis either)

also could be quite a problem when undressing with a girl and you're still flaccid, luckily I pretty much get a boner the moment we start making out so it's ok

> be me
> be 17-18
> be in a relationship
> be hung
> be virgin
> girlfriend is also virgin
> about to have sex
> her vagina is too small
> don't loose virginity
> we break up
> fuck.jpg
> 4 years later
> still virgin

Life sucks anon

>>727970642
Or if she looked at you flaccid and looked questioning, just say "don't worry, I'm a grower".

>>727970369
unfortunately its not me. (f youre name is devin then you should call me you sombitch) if not then im happy for you anon and wish you best of luck in your future pussy-brigades. i do what i can with what i have and am not disappointed, im just average.

dont be pussies send em a pic of your dick god damn

>>727970717
lol well you can always take place in the daily /b/ dick measuring contest fagget

>>727970771
I have no problem sending dick pics to girls I dont actually know and the attention is nice but I cannot do that to a coworker

>>727970739
No I'm not Devin, but yeah, dick size really doesn't matter, one of my ex's has had them all, from african monsters to microdicks below 10cm and she says that the connection between partners is more important, besides too big dicks hurt. Maybe if a girl lives with a microdick years, she wants to have something more, but theres really no point worrying about it the whole life.

>>727970739
>>727970923
wanted to add that what matters more than big dick is confidence, one of my ex's BF's has below average dicks but guy has 3 kids and a new girl every 2 months, because he's confident. As I have had only like 2 partners, because I am depressed and can't make human relations to work, so my big dick doesn't matter really.

>>727968340
this is the most retarded shit i've ever heard. some of us have tiny dicks when flaccid and then nigger dicks when hard. What are you retarded fucks even talking about? Do any of you want to suck me off?

>>727968902
just don't wear boxers and problem solved, or wear baggy as grandpa boxers and you're good.

>>727969560
you fucking retard. although this is probably someone else impersonating OP

This post is 100% for retards.

>>727968352
I've been doing this for years, I know it works. Finally got my coworker to go to a movie 2 weekends ago. she was boring but I'm working on line 4 others

>>727968414
Wow, we both have big penises

>>727968352
>saying/fact
Doesn't make sense, they're completely opposite. And it's not fact.

>>727967614
>walk up to her
>clear throat
>pull down pants
>yell MUH DIK
>walk off and go about your day

>>727967614
she will feel it through your confidence
you'd know that if you were

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>be me
>kill myself for making this thread

>>727972737
damn you called me out for a poor choice of words. good job nerd. I'm still right.
>it's easy to spot the baby-dicks in this thread

>>727970717
had the same problem when i was 17. had to drink lots of vine (both of us), and we finaly did it.

>>727973434
well I appreciate the high quality .png of a gamecube controller

>>727968837
sauce? Always wanted to watch this for some reason

got a 20 cm grower

i usually go into ex relations, tell them how one night stand sucks because most girls cant enjoy it without practice. basically, she wasnt a good match because of sex, then say she couldnt take it all. usually enough to make girls at least curious

unfortunately i fuck mostly asians that dont care or cant handle it

>>727967985
That's great if you're a shower (fuck you), but for any mother fucker clicking on this thread, it's obviously an issue worth discussing.

>>727967776
kek, thats fucking subtle LOVE IT

Wear tighter pants you roody poo

>>727970123
>claims to be hung
>knows fuck all about big dicks

big dick mystic known to hypnotize

>>727968203
Dude i have size 9.5 and am 5'10, not big by anymeans but have just under 8 inch cawk. You clown shoes motherfuckers annoy me

>>727969813
>It doesn't matter how big it is when flaccid,
taking this out of context, but it actually doesmatter.

big flaccid dick attracks women more than growers.

there wasa study about this about a year back, frequently posted on b too. if anyone care to google it

>>727968889
it does happen, i heard people call in love line with adam carolla back in the day, like multiple girls saying they were petite and their bf was too thick and or too long (usually thickness was a bigger issue length you can just not go all the way in) and they said they would try lube, going slow, all kinds of shit but some girls just cant take large wieners, also virgin tard detected.

>>727967614
let her find out , why do you feel the need to tell her ? got no other qualities ???

>>727968596
Fucking hell

>>727967890
Poopity peupty pants-ss

>>727969984
otoh sending uninvited dick pics isnt exactly a bro' thing to do.

>>727968352
Why does this myth persist? I have a big stupid dick that smashes into girls cervix hurting us both certainly not enjoyable, this happened with the majority of my sex partners and is unfortunate because I want to put my whole dick in. Almost every public restroom has a shallow bowl and if I don't hold my dick when I go to shit it dips in the poop water, fucking awful. Having a big dick really isn't all that great and I wish I was a bit smaller honestly, impossible to hide a random boner and have to sit down and wait for it to go away, inconvenient as fuck. The size of my dick had nothing to do with whether or not I was gonna fuck. And this bullshit about "big feet big meat" really is bullshit. I'm 30 years old 5'11 tall and my hands are the same size of my gf 11 year old son, he's not a big kid. I wear size 10.5 shoe, my dick when diamonds is thick and a little over 9 inches. Myth busted.

>>727967887
>not bringing a wad of hundreds
>ITT: not ready to plow

>>727969291
Lost

Get the 16oz can instead of the 20oz