...

American here and everything not in the USA is shit land.

>>727967038
No one outside the US really care about states. You are just America. We got sub-states (or something of the sort) within our countries as well. Who cares...

germany spain france italy greece lithuania austria poland czeckoslovakia the netherlands

thats all i got

I know the countries in america, europe and asia, but i give no fucks about the states

i'll do it, OP. bumping to keep thread alive

To Ausfags: Don't bother contributing, because we both know you can't even name your own states and territories, let alone any important shit from across the ocean (except Bali, you useless cunts)

>>727967167
Czechoslovakia kek
Maybe 25 years ago

>>727967165
>I only dont know because i don't care

>>727967038
Aruba,
Jamaica,
ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego,
baby why don't we go down to Kokomo,
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow

>>727967353
You know what mate?

Not even gonna argue. But really who could give two shits about Tasmania anyway?

>>727967165
US states work differently than provinces / districts / etc. other countries have, since they are each individually governed, to an extent. More important to know about them, and many foreign people do.

One of them is like Corsica or something, I think it's near Dayton, or maybe Canadia.

>>727967453
The fuck's a Tasmania?

Portugal, Spain, Andorra, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, Holland, Germany, Litchenstein, Italy, Switzerland, Poland, Austria, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Greenland, Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Bosnia, Serbia, Albania, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Croatia, Romania, Hungary, Montenegro, Greece, Cyprus, Turkey, Georgia, Moldova, Ukraine, Belarus, Russia, Slovenia, Kosovo

texas
california
hawaii
florida
new york
massachusets
ohio
wisconsin
north dakota
south dakota
mississipi
alaska
alabama
georgia
louisiana
south carolina
north carolina
iowa
illinois
pensylvania
virginia
new jersey
maryland
west virginia
arkansas
tennessee
kentucky
delaware
connecticut
rhode island
maine
vermont
new hampshire
maine
michigan
indiana
missouri
oklahoma
kansas
nebraska
wyoming
montana
utah
nevada
arizona
oregon
washington

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>>727967600

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut,
Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana,
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan,
Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada;
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio,
Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas;
Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming,. Your an idiot if you cant name the fifty nifty.

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eurofag here

i dont see how states equate to a country, but okay

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rate my geo

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If you want to make it fair, Amerifags should name states of Germany or something like that.
Also, I could name all of the US states (won't do it, there's no way I prove I didn't copy-pasted) but can only locate a few being 100% sure.

>>727967038
Theres Canada, Mexico, Panama, Russia, England, Ireland, Scotland, Poland, Spain, France, Germany (niggerland), Sweden, Switzerland, Portugal, Peru, China, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Japan, Mongolia, Panama, Greece, Asia, Antarctica, Arctica, Brazil, North America, Australia, New Zealand, British Columbia, Columbia, Yemen, Iran, Texas, Hawaii (pre 1950s), North Korea, South Korea, Korea, Tibet (wait nvm), and Kazakistan.
I think I got um all!!

>>727967454
a lot of countries have partially individually governed territories, usa is not a snowflake

>>727967167
You mean Czech Republic and Slovakia

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amerifags: label

much easier to stump them this way

>>727967906
shut up faggot were the snowiest next to Canada and Russia

>>727968026
that's Japan.

>>727967038
My shower curtain is a map of the world so over time, I've just naturally memorized most of the countries in the world.

During icebreakers when people ask "say one weird fact about you" I usually say that I can name pretty much any country you can point to on a world map.

I'm such a fucking loser.

>>727968083
that's not a loser thing to do that's brilliant. You're smarter than everyone at world geography.

>>727968083
Business idea: sell shower curtains that have the subject you need to study

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>>727968083
I'm pretty sure you can fuck a girl or two with that trick

You can't conpare the States to Europe. That's like to ask for the Bundeslander of Germany...

>>727967742
Actually our states operate pretty similarly to how countries work in the European Union, we just pay taxes to the federal government and they have a bit more power than the EU has over its countries.

>>727967765
It's fair the way it is. The entire continent of Europe is about as important as our country. No one cares about the way you guys divide the geography within your little state-sized countries

>>727968280
Yes but I fail to see why someone from outside of the United States should know the geography of the country's states.

>>727967734
fifty nifty united states

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best I got

>>727968026
No one cares about New Zealand

>>727968506
we will have a free southern Ireland!!

>>727968506
Michigan, how do you fuck that one up?

>>727968506
how do you not know ohio?

>>727968587
>>727968641
I dont know Im from colorado I cant remember cucked east coast or north fags why go up there theres no dabs and hella cold

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>>727968026
Easy pea z

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>>727967038

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>>727967038

>>727968297
If every state of the US had something we could call a culture and some sort of importance on its own, you'd be right. You hardly have a culture as a nation.

>>727969053
get over yourselves, you hardly have unique cultures

>>727967554
oh... yes

>>727967038
You do know that most people living in the us cant label all the states right?

>>727969128
>reacting to 'above average intelligence'

>>727969019
Oh, I forgot Arizona, but I know that's east of California, south east of Nevada.

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Name them amerifats and eurotards

>>727969340
Its all just austrailia. Even austrailians dont know this

>>727969340
I name them all unimportant

>>727967554
>yes
>no
>yes to rest

>>727969340
Britbong here.

Yellow - Western Australia
Orange - Northern Territory
Red - South Australia(?)
Light Blue - not sure
Purple - Queensland(?)
Dark Blue - Victoria
Green - Tasmania
Mid Blue - Capital Territory

How did I do?

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>>727969340
I know nothing about Australia to be honest. You guys aren't very relevant

>>727968506
>knows virginia
>doesn't know west virginia
Come on, man.

>>727969561
>Queen in the name

close but no cigar my amigo

American here. You aren't a country if you let the rapies in. So Britain and who gives a fuck you gon get overrun with snackbars

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>>727969340
>>727969038

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any nonleafs willing to take a shot?

>>727969120
lol it's not like things you ignore don't exist. Otherwise, very few things would exist.
Call back when you get an acceptable education.

>>727969687
Yes, you wrote it well. That it's Canada. 100% accurate.

>>727969687
At what point does it stop being Canada and become Greenland?
>legit question

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>>727967368
DELET THIS

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>>727969687
>>727969657
>>727969038

ITT: eurofags know utah is a state but amerifags dont.

>>727967038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_and_territories_of_the_United_States
https://www.countries-ofthe-world.com/countries-of-europe.html

>>727967397
You only don't care because you were educated but farmers as you.

>>727969789
when you cross the ocean a bit and hit a huge block of ice

>>727967554
> no
> yes
> yes
> yes
> no
> no
> yes
> no

>>727968339
Thats the same as if an american said "why should I know the countries of europa, most of them are just part of the EU

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>>727967128
Kill yourself faggot

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>>727967723
my fucking sides

>>727967554
Yes
No
No
No
Yes
Yes
No
Yes

>>727969687
from east to west

new foundland
prince edward island
ontario
quebec

...

I alway fuck these 3 up... but
Alberta
Saskatchawan
Aaaaand, aw shit... no idea.

British Columbia

then the northern territories are....

Nunavut
Northwest Terriroty
Yukon Territory

>>727969954

OTTAWA!

I always forget Ottawa.

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>>727969687
Pretty sure I aced this one

>>727967554
yes
yes
yes
no
no
yes
no
yes

>>727967554
Yes to all but the racist one

>>727968083
holly shit.. now I want such a curtain too

>>727969954
not bad but Ottawa is the capital city

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I tried (not really)

>>727967038
here's something to help all ya'll niggas to get your education on..

Countries of the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

United States of America States
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvJ9SN8THE

>>727969822
>>727969954
>>727969989
>>727970116
lol no-one knows anything aboot the true north

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>>727969340
NSW, VIC, QLD, SA, WA, TAS, NT, ACT and I heard somewhere that Lord Howe Is. is a territory, not sure

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>>727969340
Fuck you.

>>727967742
Why the fuck Portugal is Moortugal?

>>727967554
>yes
>no, 29
>yes
>yes
>fair, upper middle class
>nope i am stupid, also not an underachiever, just lazy
>everyone is
>"you have a belief or not or maybe"

>>727967554
Yes to everything
also
>all the shitskins replying to this
Fucking subhumans get out of my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727967128
Fpbp

>>727970441
I think he's making some sort of nigger joke

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MOST IMPORTANT

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europe is an inigma

>>727968506
>frace (gay)

i give you 10/10 for this assessment.

>>727967038
i dont know either cuz who the fuck gives a shit at this age and day

>>727967454

So kinda like how the UK has England, Wales, Scotland and N.Ireland all with their own parliaments?

>>727970669
>Doesnt know where fucking germany is
>You know, the country that attacked France...
>The one next to the one where Adolf was born...

bruh

>>727970860
i was close lol

>>727970633
Liechtenstein isnt even a fucking country

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This is honestly my best effort. And to think, I went from a fourth grade School Geography Bee runner-up to this.

>>727970860
adolf was born in austria, but nice try

>>727970958
It is idiot.

>>727971006
>"THE ONE NEXT TO THE ONE WHERE ADOLF WAS BORN"

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>>727967554
you got me

>>727970977
what = estonia
in the fuck are = latvia
these countries = lithuania

between poland and lithuania is russia, not kidding it's an exclave.

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>>727967720

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>>727970977
>>727971025
>>727970633

>>727971064
it's early here, i cannot read before i had coffee

>>727967443
kek lvl80

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>>727968064
Now I'm imagining Japanese words said in a west country accent.
Fuck's sake.

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Protestant drunkistan, gay drunkistan, kiltland, anglereich, the island with all the dogs on it, Wine country, Francisco Franco's summer home, NaoWork-orico, that little one near france that makes all the chocolate, some other place, Weimar Republic, WhiteniggerVille, Der Schweiz, The one in the alps, vendettastan, vendettastan's retarded younger brother, Holy-shit-it's-dark-and-cold- and-I-pay-50%-tax-might-as-well-kill-ourselves x3, Eastern Europe, EU's bane, and Rus'land

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done

>>727969340
No one cares about your desert shithole. Literally no one. If australia vanished off the face of the earth not a single soul would notice.

Nobody has spotted Andorra - land of free cigarettes

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Who thinks they're fly enough to name all the South American countries correctly? I bet it ain't you

>>727971432
Also home to the badass prog/melodeath band Persefone

>>727969053
American Canadian here.
kinda have to agree on that.

>>727971533
it has given a lot in service of the rest of the world despite its small size. Also, chekkkkkked

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>>727971486
How'd I do?

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>>727967038

Tried my best.

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>>727969687

>>727969132
Hawaii, Alaska, New Mexico, Utah, California, Washington, Nebraska, Texas, Wyoming, Colorado, North Dakota, South Dakota, Michigan, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia, New York, Alabama, Florida, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Maine, New Hampshire, Kansas
Ya your right only got about half at the top of my head.

>>727971767

The Wisconsin on the left is supposed to say Wyoming.

>>727971722
Close enough

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>>727970669
>Knows britain
>Doesn't know scandinavian countries
What the fuck
Nobody even fears us even more

Fuck you Sweden this is all your fault you fucking cucks

>>727971767
>Arkansas was actually Oklahoma
gg mate

>>727971851
didnt scandinavia get taken over by some other irrelevant european country or something like a bajilion years ago?

>>727971818
Wyoming is actually below that...
source: I'm from Wyoming.

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>>727971486
Didn't do as well as I thought I would.

>>727969906
Tiddies or gtfo or titties

>>727971936
I'm so sorry to hear that.

>>727967165
/Thread

>>727971972
>netherlands
>france
Kek'd to be honest

>>727967167
we found the "special kid"

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>>727967368

>>727969906
lies

>>727971985
it's alright if you like meat

>>727967554
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Half White
>No
>Yes
>No

>>727967038
that's not a decent picture to work with you hugh mungus
go shitpost somewhere else

>>727970669
>probably germany
correct

>>727968506
my fucking sides

>>727972154
fuck you it's the best image I could pull up on google

The States are easy. Don't know why people have trouble with them.

From northeast down, Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachussets, New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, W. Virginia, Delaware, N. Carolina, S. Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Winsconsin, Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska, N. Dakota, S. Dakota, Kansas, North Texas, Texas, Wyoming, Idaho, Colorado, New Mexcio, Arizona, Nevada, Idaho, Washington, Oregon, Jefferson, Old Mexico, Obamalulu, and Seward's Folley

I think I missed 2 or 3

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lets make it more interesting, feel free to extend the map

>>727971817
>Massaxuxets

Moar like Massasuckstits

>>727969340
Yellow=Western Australia Blue=NSW dark blue=VIC
Green= tasmania morone=QLD orange= Northern Terrtory Red= Southern Australia

>>727968713
>no dabs
>hella cold
fuck you get out of my state shill

>>727969561
How the fuck do you know tasmania?

>>727972154
It takes 10 extra seconds to google and download a large blank map. Quit being a faggot

>>727967454
Germany also has 16 individually governed states

>>727969340
provinces of Kangaroo Land

>>727972481
Eighteen.

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If you can't name these provinces, you must be a dumb fag.

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>>727972464
The Tasmanian Devil comes from an Australian island named Tasmania. There's only one island, so that must be it. Pretty simple stuff

Yurop;
Durka Durka Durka Durka
Durka Durka Durka Durka
Durka Durka Durka Durka
Durka Durka Durka Durka

Murica;
Bang Bang Bang Bang
Bang Bang Bang Bang
Bang Bang Bang Bang
Bang Bang Bang Bang

>>727972564
What the fuck am I even looking at

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German fag here

>>727972618
hawaii ist also bei florida? hast du super gemacht kamerad.

>>727970826
And people know each of those individually you dumb shit.

>>727972599
think thats estonia

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french fag here

>>727972599
The Netherlands

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>>727967038
I've visited Florida. I hated it.

>>727972245
You forgot Alaska;
the grand birthplace of Sarah Palin

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>>727967038

>>727972568
>only one island
you obviously haven't seen Australia over an 18 month out door excursion by boat have you anon?

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>>727972564

Here

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>>727967038
All I can see is MIMAL the elf.

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>>727973509
explain please

>>727973581
The green stretch... it looks like an elf.

They have fuck all to do out there in the middle of nowhere just let them have it

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>>727973682
I don't see an elf. Can you skeleton a drawing of what you're seeing? Also is Mimal some sort of famous elf?

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>>727967038
I did my bets

>>727971025
Its a princedom

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>>727973804
montana iowa missouri (?) Arkansas and louisiana

they take great pride in having no other accomplishments

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>>727967038
did my best
dont judge me

>>727970441
kekd so hard

>>727973509
>>727974055
It's supposed to be a chef holding a platter of fried chicken. Including Kentucky, of course

USA is not a fucking continent, naming your shitty states is like naming lands in Germany.

>>727974055
KEK HAHAHA

>>727967765
And europoors should name every states counties

>>727967554
Older than 25 now, deal with it.

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>>727974055
You had one wrong but I see what you're saying. I'm going to use that forever. Can not unsee.

>>727974400
forgot to write that the top one is minnesota

>>727974055
WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS KEK
DUDE IM FUCKING DYING

>>727967038
Indiana, Iowa, Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Delaware, Maryland, Connecticut, Rhode Island, California, Idaho, Washington, Oregon, Wyoming, South Dakota, North Dakota, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Vermont, Missouri, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, Alaska, Maine, Massachusets, New Jersey, District Columbia, Indiana, Minnesota, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, Ilinois...

ok, I'm out

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I bet you cant even name 3 countries of Spain.

>>727974400
nice. i live in seattle. washingtons such a good place. how are the deserts?

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>>727974497
>three countries of spain

>>727967167
Czechoslovakia... how retarded are u to say that in 2017

>>727972245
But you didnt say it in form of a question.

>>727974497
Asturia, Galicia, Catalonia, Andalusia, Castillia, Aragonia, Baskonia (?)

>>727974533
yeah I didn't really know how to name the different regions of spain but since some of them wanna be independent lets call em countries

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>>727974513
They aren't very deserty except for in the summer.

It's okay but not good if you have a pollen allergy. Pollen gets thick enough to cover the surface of ponds yellow. I think I don't have any allergies partly due to the fact I grew up here.

Seattle is cool. Greetings from banjo-country Spokane.

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>Europe
>The year: 2052

>>727974552
Who the fuck gives a shit about some third world shithole in eastern europe?

>>727968506
Sweden and Finland forms dick and balls, so that should be easy to remember.

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>>727967038

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMC0EDOrWD0

>>727974690
damn, theyre desert-y enough for me to consider.
looks like a cool forest. change the color a little, make it night, good setting for a horror movie i would say.
i should go to east washington. just to relax, getting tired of the rainy, dark city aesthetic seattle holds.

>>727974464
American public schools.

>tfw people actually think americans being stupid is a meme

>>727969561
dessert 1
dessert 2
kekd so hard

can you rename these countries too

>>727974741
please explain why a nation built on roman culture would ignore hundreds of years of precedent on not expanding north into the german tribes after the atrocities of teutouburg forest

>>727974970
so your teacher actually said, "these 5 look like santas elf?"

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>>727967353
Am aussie, lol'd

>>727975009
Scandanavia unfortunately had to be glassed after the ragheads seized Stockholm. They were eyeballing Helsinki and extreme measures had to be taken.

>>727967454
You mean like Australia, with their states governed by independant state governments, where the federal govt looks after the territories and the nation as a whole?

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>>727975065
We were also taught "You can recognize Italy and Scicily 'cause it looks like a boot kicking a soccer ball!"

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>>727969687
this good?

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>>727974935
Its overcast a lot here too fam. Also, that picture isn't of here, it's off duckduckgo images. That's just what it looks like when you are near ponderosa pines. I bet Seattle can be dreary.

>>727967554
Jokes on you, my intelligence is below average; nigger.

>>727971486
too easy

>>727967742
You missed at least one

>>727974665
Catalonia, Basque and Portugal

>>727975210
yeah. tired of the dark. fortunely, its spring.
one step closer to summer. yeah but its a weird cycle of liking it the cold and fucking hating it.
ill have to go camping with my buddos when its summer tho.

>>727975089
ah, carry on them, ROMA VICTRIX

>>727967038
Alaska, New York, Pensylvania, Florida, Texas, North and South Carolina, Louisiana, Nevada, California, Massachusets, Iowa, Idaho, D.C., Washington, Maryland, Hawai, Wisconsin... that's just for start.

>>727967554
Yep.
But only slightly racist and intelligence wise I'm only in the top 5% (that isn't saying much)

>>727967720
How's that Google treating ya

>>727974497
Catalonia
Castille
Canary islands

>>727967554
Everything but under 25, straight, and middle class

>>727967353
To prove you wrong.
Canberra
Queensland
Western Australia
Northern Territory
New South Wales
Victoria
South Australia
Tasmania

Denmark
Germany
France
Italy
Poland
England
Scotland
Wales

Washington and DC
Texas
Florida
Oregon
California
North and South Dekoda <---?
Wyoming?
Montana
Utah
Arizona
Colorado
Oklahoma
Missouri
Kanas
Arkansas
New Mexico
Indiana
Maine
Georgia

AUSfag here i did better than most people from these regions.

>>727967745
Kek'd apparently I live in Illinois now
And if you miss the second I in Hawaii it's pronunciation changes from ha-why-ee to ha-way

>>727967554
>males
yes
>15-25
no, 28
>straight
yes
>white
yes
>middle class
no, raised by single mom
>vidya
yeah
>int & underachiver
yes, but I got my shit together a few years ago
>racist
no
>atheist
yes

>>727967038
RUSSIA

>>727967038
How about Eurofags, name the countries and Amerifats, name the states?

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Ausfag here. I can't do either.

>>727976156
raised by single mom is almost always middle class

source: i was raised by a single mom.

If you aren't on food stamps and hearing gunshots in your neighborhood, weekly, you're middle class like the rest of us fam.

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sorry for orthography i write how i hear it

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>>727976679

>>727976679
how the hell did you worked in Canada 3 years Illegaly? how did you even enter the great country of Canada? judging by your US map you are not an american. Serbian maybe?

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>>727976679
> Englanistan
KEK

>>727976818
> Poland
> Home
I guess he's from Polan.

>>727967038
As a eurofag: naming the States seems easier.

>>727976818
poland, i came to canada on tourist visa and just stayed more, noone really check it, even when i flew back to poland

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>>727976012
>being this insecure
wew lad

>>727973327
south park is in park county, colorado
i used to live in north park

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I tried

>>727974055
>>727974217
>>727974400
>>727974255
cinemassacre just had a video about that for april fools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7uOqlIhUk

>>727976967
why did you returned
why didnt you stay
or at least snugle into the US?

>>727977204
south park is a real place?

>>727967128
Found the Australian shit poster

>>727967554
Yep hahah

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>>727969906

>>727970633

Lichtencuck detected.

>>727977487
yeah, trey parker grew up in conifer, 40 miles east of park county, and i went to school in conifer for kindergarten and first grade.

>>727967353

At least we can name all the countries we've bombed in the last 20 years

>>727976679
Have you left out Austria on purpose to offend or how can you name every eastern-Europe shithole but forget about Austria?

>>727969053
>>>
Deep South comfort food and barbeque (and racism), Pacific Northwest emo fuckery, New England coastal food, Midwest Texican shit, California being an actual meme, etc.

But yeah, your rotten shark and marmite casserole super culturally relevant compared to amerifats lmao

>>727977958
scumbag dessert people
your country is already Property of China

>>727978109

Haha

> That face you're going to make when you realise who owns all your debt

>>727967038
Doesnt matter if americunts know any eurotrash countriea, its mostly all muzzy trash.

>>727977465
actually poland is a nicer place than canada, maybe people here are not that happy like in canada, but at least it's clean here.
canada is so fuckin dirty for my, and people don't care how others see them.
thats something strange to me to see people going to shop in pajamas.
people use cardboard or tinfoil to cover their windows instead of curtains.
but canada had some good sides, people there throw so many good things pretty every furniture was from canadians trash, actually the only furniture i only bought was mattress.
from their trash I had a good tv, a microvave better than one i have here in poland, 7 bikes.
and there is something that surprised me in canada you can make driving license and fishing card there even if you are thare illegaly.
and alcohol in canada is too expensive for me, but cloths in canada are cheaper even than here in poland, and employers pay more in canada.
but still i prefer my poland.

>>727975859
there is no indicator that he used google. If you take the words and search with them in this specific order via google, you will not get any clear results. So either he did it with this ulterior motive or he knew the states.
Also, your argumentation is like your sexual life. Non-s-existent.

>>727978049
on purpose, same with yugoslavia i'm just too lazy to write it all

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>>727978053
>Deep South comfort food and barbeque (and racism), Pacific Northwest emo fuckery, New England coastal food, Midwest Texican shit, California being an actual meme, etc.
and everything between that redneck subhuman country

Eurofag filling out Europe
Did I leave anything out or did I get some south european countries wrong? I had a hard time with them

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>>727967038
am i eurofag or amerifag?

>>727978165
as if Trump is going to pay any cent to ching chang country

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>>727978472
well fuck me

>>727978236
>people going to shop in pajamas.
how the fuck is this a bad thing?

>>727978491

... Trump has set a precedent of asking countries to pay their debts...

Pro Tip: Not a smart move when you have the highest national debt of any country on the planet.

Britfag

Alaska
Washington
Michigan
New york
Alabama
Texas
Minnesota
Pensylvania
California
Florida
Mississippi
Idaho
Iowa
North dakota
South dakota
Oregon
Is oklahoma a state?

Cant think of any others off the top of my head

>>727978322
whats wrong with Yugosavia?

>>727978491
>>727978584

See here's the thing. We know trump won't give a cent to ping-pong, so every country that trump calls debt in for will tell him to fuck off

Trump will then pull defense on those countries... And basically hand them to russia or china..

Oh no. Bad loss for china. Many sad. Whole new country cries.

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>>727967038
I've never understood this stereotype

It's only the poor Americans that will never travel and don't need to know geography that can't name the countries

Also next time make a bigger map

>>727967038
australian here

japan, china, vietnam, south korea, north korea, taiwan, thailand, indonesia, papua new guinea, malaysia, india, russia, sri lanka, nepal, mongolia, bangladesh

and probably some others

>>727978622
it don't exist anymore

>>727978568
maybe it's not bad but really strange for me. if some would do that in poland he would be considered by rest of society as mentally ill.

and i really miss feeding raccoons, they live in abandoned house next to where i lived, they even let me pet them.
I go to kfc, please keep thread alive

>>727978781

Good call, you also missed a couple of other important countries

Brazil
Italy
South korea
Germany
France
United Kingdom

The rest are irrelevant countries really

>>727967742
Apparently nj is Virginia, I wish.

>>727978781
are you from the mad max part of Australia, or the 1% Land where normal people can live?

>>727974497
Castille-Leon
Castille-La Mancha
Madrid

How did I do?

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>>727967038
I know atleast some states like california, new York, Hawaii ... I guess you dont know ohne of these

>>727975364
>>727967742
Vatican city
Northen Ireland
Czech *Republic*

>>727973387
I think most people would rather die

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>>727978951

Not same guy. I am from the mad max part, some of us really do live in that shit

proof incoming.

pic 1

this sort of shit happens near me fairly regularly

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>>727979110

2. Another pic of the same shit

>>727978985
I live in Dänemark and I know none of those.

>>727978985
>name the staates of my country
>poosts a map with already writtn staatenames
dumb germanfag

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>>727979145

3. This is where I live off grid often

>>727979173
Not even Berlin or Hamburg?

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>>727979235

4. seriously stay off my fuckin property

>>727978990
>Czech *Republic*
Wow stop posting anytime

>Republic of Ireland
>United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>Kingdom of the Netherlands
Kingdom of Belgium
>Federal Republic of Germany
>French Republic
etc etc

>>727979212
I didnt say my name my states faggot. I said I guess you dont know one of this names/locations

>>727967554
fuck, miss about age, im 26

>>727967742
Floridafag here. I have driven 21 hours nonstop in my state without leaving the interstate system, or using any interstate twice.

I've also driven from my home in S. Fl to Texas, 16 hours away. The next day, I drove another 16 hours straight on I-10, and was STILL inside Texas.

I have also been 8 hours from the nearest pavement in Alaska, but that's an Army story.

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>>727979265

5. other people come and stay to get out of the cities bullshit

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>>727979359

We shoot at shit when we're bored

>>727979359
Why does this guy look like a Gorilla?

>>727979235
>>727979265
>>727979359

to be honest, i would move to Australia or Canada, cause you can go and live alone, not having people around you for miles and miles. Thats how Humans are supossed to live. living in an crowded area and being watched 24/7 is not normal....

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>>727979399

And we drive this fucked up piece of shit around for local farmers for a bit of cash to fund what few things we need that cost money

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how accurate am I?

>>727978049
No it's part of Germany.

>>727979454
10/10

>>727979349
Maybe you need so long because you have to drive so slow in USA. If you could drive 200 km/h like in Germany you would less than half the time

>>727968806
scott's land
whales
brilliant

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>>727979415

Because he basically is, not wise to throw down with him.

8. This is a contraption we built to cook with

it's made out of old farming equipment, it can take 2 whole pigs and 12 chickens at once

>>727979334
no, no
nobody here has ever lived in Germany
or is living right now
hell, i bet half of the people don't even now what a Germany is, and the other half knows, cause the watched History channel, before somebody decided that swamp people are History.

>>727967038
Eurofag here: When it comes to North America I can identify Alaska, Canada and Mexico. Who cares about the shitty rest anyway?

>>727967038
Used to be Pangea

>>727979526
I generally set my cruise control for 85mph/135kph, Traffic is what eats up most of the time in the big states, since they never have public transportation, which makes the interstates the only means of getting to and from work.

But the open stretches like from Pensacola, FL to Tallahasee, so long as the freelance tax collectors aren't out with their radar guns, 85/135 is what my truck likes best.

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>>727979620

it can be opened up so you can put your vegetables inside it to roast, while the old electric motor automatically rotates the pigs and chicken

>>727979417
I wouldn't want to live out in to Canadian wilderness alone, it's too cold in winter

>>727969634
"I have an uncle who lives in roanoke".

Faggots. The two states have been separate since 1863.

>>727979714
that's pretty neat

Most americans dont even know all states wtf

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>>727978484
youre just a fag

>>727979833

We also have an actual dingo as a dog, hang on, i'll see if i can find the photo...

It's mother abandoned it in a flood and we found it hiding in under some nearby shelter, so we took it in

>>727967038
Washington, oregon, california, new mexico, nevada, utah, arizona, texas, louisiana, georgia, alabama, missisipi, florida, minesota, michigan, montana, wisconsin, iowa, ohio vermont, delawere, new york, new jersey, north dakota, south dakota, virginia, west virginia, maine, pennsylvania, rhode island
What did i miss?

>>727979708
135kph is normal speed for which you dont get problems. 120kph is limited highway part, which with tolerance gives you 135kph speeding without getting a ticket. Sometimes you can see someone driving a ferrari which is driving with 250 kph. (250kph all cars are limited for safety purposes). So inofficaly speed Limit in Germany is 155mph.

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>>727979974

have video but will not be posting that for obvious reasons (contains identifying information)

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>>727979454
Pretty close, but not specific enough. Fleshed it out for you a bit.

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>>727980260

it's a fuckin stupid animal, but don't let it's fairly small size fool you, it's a wild dog, its jaws are obscenely strong for its size and it will absolutely murder everything it finds

>>727967454
except federal law>state law 99% of the time

>>727967554
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>yes

>>727980352
>it murders everything it finds
>"sounds like a good pet for the kids"

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>>727980352

but like any other animal, it will respect your authority if you enforce it

>>727980335
ok

>>727969340
prison island

>>727980352
So your first instinct as an aussie is to find a deadly, vicious wild animal and attempt to keep it as a pet?

I'm not sure if I'm in awe out of respect fou or because you're all lunatics, or both

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>>727980440

my children are all long gone, they moved to the cities

not my kind of life... no more children here