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NZ/New Zealand thread.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ/New Zealand thread.
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Why are IDs even gone?
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You boys out playing in the rain or something?
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>>727966946

Why is your creative thought and humor gone?
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>>727967420
>420
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Misty.The.CD Kik/Skype
Reporting in, I was the faggot crossdresser from last night that ditched before midnight.
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>>727966286
almost drowned on the way to the bus stop. got soggy feet.
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>>727967552
Almost drowned in cum aye homo?
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>>727967552
Tonight's /nzg/ should've been Everything Is Underwater Edition.

I had the same experience getting from work to home in the Auck CBD, footpaths were just covered in sheets of water. Any Wangaz /b/ros in the thread, keep dry and safe dudes.
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Apartment has apparently collapsed in Auckland, person missing.
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>>727967682
was to full, the dicks exploded outa my ass and proceeded to full the bus, the elderly's didnt make it out.
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We're still irrelevant tho
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>>727967695
>Wanga
ex coastie here, fuck that place.
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>>727966286
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>>727967747
Not as irrelevant as your stupid post.
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anyone else here ever fucked a prozzy / escort?
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>>727968194
Not while the meter was running, but banged a chick I knew from back at uni who was on the game.

It's like using a public toilet, it's fine if you don't think about who's been there before you.
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Dunners reporting.

What up on a Tuesday, my dudes?
>>727968332
>while the meter was running
Fucking kek'd
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>>727967471
CHCH for anyone wondering.
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>>727968402
>Dunners reporting.
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>>727967471
>>727968524
>CHCH for anyone wondering.

He says when no one asked.
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>>727968578
Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invite you. Party pooper.
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Dunedin reporting.

Fucking hell it's so boring right now.

no longer in the negatives with the bank, although it was only $8, stupid bank fees
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>>727968622
Jokes on you I don't get invited to parties.
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>>727968678
Are you sure we're not same fagging this? I don't either...
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Capital reporting.

Quiet as hell, finishing hand-ins and sinking copious amounts of wine.
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Feeling a bit lonely tonight boys..
What's wrong with me?
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>>727968622
>calls you out on your attention seeking
>throws a dummy
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>>727968800
You have two many dubs, that's your problem mate
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>>727968816
>notice me senpia~~
I can leave if you want me to?
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>>727968800
>8800
Nothing, look at those digits.

Where you at? Want a cuddle and a kiss?
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>>727968847
And my problem is I can't even type "too" properly
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>>727968853
Yip.
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>>727968856
Yes but only if you're hot.
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>>727968866
>8866
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>>727968895
On the internet, everyone is hot
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>>727968895
I'm hot as fuck to be honest.
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>>727968938
>>727968948
'Nuff said
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>>727968948
I need proof though. These pa ties don't drop for any one.
Can we even leave our houses they're making out like Deb's is hurricane Katrina
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>>727968853
You can stay...
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>>727969049
>pa ties
Oh you're a girl? No thank you.
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>>727969092
Lol samefag holy fuck.
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>>727968952
kekt
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>>727969092
But anon-sama didn't want my ugly ass
>>727969146
Psht, nothing personal kid
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>>727969146
Hey, nice n1
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>>727968524
Pretty sure I've seen you on Grindr
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>>727969213
>>727969216
SAME

FAG
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>>727969334
I made an account waaaaaaaaaay back when, but haven't checked it in probably years
>>727969339
Negative again anon
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>>727968524
Post bussy
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Fuck the Auckland council

Fuck the traffic

Fuck this gay country

Posters in this thread are ok ;)
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>>727969502
why thank you, anon. you're not too bad yourself.
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>>727969146
>>727969339
Omg samefag...

Is this contributing guys? Am I a good fourchanner hehe XD ?
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>>727969500
I don't have many on laptop, that's why I supplied my kik/Skype, this is an nz thread, not a trap thread. Don't want non-fags getting to upset.
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>>727969563
But I don't wanna add people on apps to see bussy
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>>727969563
:(((

I don't wanna add you on my personal skype, and I dont have kik.

How do we remedy this, I wanna see bussy
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Should I buy some weed?

I wanna buy some weed.
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>>727969643
I won't share it, don't worry.
>>727969610
I don't want to get out of cozy bed to get cables :(
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>>727969655
Do you have any reason not to?
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>>727969563
>Don't want non-fags getting to upset.
Too late.
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>>727969704
I've never bought weed before, and have only ever smoked with other people/at parties.

But someone I know is offering so idk.
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Theory. The trap is Joshie who broke down and took up trapping to get laid. Thoughts?
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>>727969707
Ah, fuck. Sorry anon-kun.
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>>727969697
but-but

Nobody knows I'm a fag yet. I'm way to paranoid to use a personal one
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>>727969791
Nah pretty sure it's a trap who used to live in Thames.
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>>727969775
Someone you know or someone you trust not to be a shit cunt?
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>>727969823
Just add me broski, I ain't gonna share it, I am the fag here remember.
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>>727969848
it isn't

t. that trap
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>>727969823
I'm too much of a dinosaur to keep up with all these messaging apps, but surely it can't be that hard to whip up a fake account?
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>>727969877
the only trap that i would let penetrate my boi pucci is Anonnz
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>>727969882
Yeeeeah, that's why I don't trust them
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>>727969968
join the queue
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>>727969877
Oh how funny you just happen to happen to be in the thread.
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>>727970029
You having a stroke fam?
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>>727969996
If you care about trust, meet face to face in a well-lit public place.

Otherwise assume everything people tell you about themselves is BS.
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>>727969859
Probs would be a GC about it
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>>727970136
Err, yeah I already do. I have a lot of messages on Tinder and Grindr (haha fag lol) to hook up, but I just can't do it
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>>727970029
wanna fug tho
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>>727969968
y tho
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>>727970195
>I have a lot of messages on Tinder and Grindr
>I have a lot
>a lot
I hardly get any

:-(
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>>727969968
Who?
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>>727969859
Fuck it, I'm doing it. I can always just hold onto it for a good time down the line.

It's only weed, idk why I'm freaking out
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>>727970327
Well more on Grindr, which sucks cos I like girls (and trans) more than dudes
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>>727970195
it must be easy as fuck to hook up on grindr. faggots are so much sluttier than women
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>>727970402
>What does a lesbian bring with her on the second date?
>Her furniture
>What does a gay man bring with him on the second date?
>What second date?
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>>727970402
take that back
[spoiler]you're right though[/spoiler]
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>>727970402
>it must be easy as fuck to hook up on grindr
N-no :-(
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>>727970402
they also have more AIDS than women
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>>727970515
fucking kek
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>>727970609
Unlucky
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>>727970713
I just tell myself I'm too sexy and my phone is buggy as.

>haha
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>>727970402
I've never used Tinder, but isn't it a case of if you aren't hot don't even bother trying?

>Fucking fire alarm here in central Aucks, ffs if they haven't heard it by now they're already dead
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>>727970846
ive never used online dating in my life. when i was at uni i slept with about 35+ women over 3 years. now i have a job and a gf life is boring af
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>>727970938
>35+
What was the oldest?
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>>727971031
12
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>>727971061
She lied about not being at Intermediate yet, you can't trust anyone these days
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>>727970938
oldest was prolly 32 (I was 21). why
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>>727971089
Bitches
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G'night anons, I'll be on Kik: Misty.The.CD, if anyone adds me on Skype if I get the notifcation my phone I'll accept otherwise I'll do it tomorrow night
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>>727970846
Kinda. I'm okay looking and I get a lot of messages and stuff but no one actually wants to fuck..
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>>727970938
I'm 25 and my parents met on the internet. Very rudimentary internet...
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Any1 in nelson wana sit on some dick?
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>>727971259
Quercy must have stolen your titz
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>>727971458
I never had them to begin with. HRT free here
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this songs pretty good tho ayy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
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>>727971397
same m8 my parents met on grindr
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>>727969563
Post snapchat
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>>727971620
Don't have one.
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>>727971505
Kekkus maximus, cheers anon
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>>727971505
What a fucken cunt of a bird
Pretty good song tho ayy
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>>727971487
Oh, she's natural born female so that explains a ton.
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>>727971786
Uh, I don't think you understand bud.
I am a dude in a dress. If you think that is a female, it's me... And I can assure you there is a benis under those tights.
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>>727971786
The only one in this thread?
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>>727968194
Yep. In Thailand and back home. It's good shit if youre only looking for a warm wet hole to empty your sack into
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>>727971487
I know a ton of traps so question. Why do traps pick names like raven and Luna? Misty is kind of a grey area. I know so many lunas. My ex turned trap and she just modified her male name like a normal fucking person.
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>>727971959
Because I am not a trans trap. I am only a crossdresser by fetish. Not life style.

I can't see why people choose stupid names like that, I just think I suited Misty when making my Skype so I went with it.
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>>727971941
If you're who I think you are I fucking knew it lmao.
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>be me last year
>in Austria on business trip
>sitting in hoetl room bored as fuck drinking a bottle of whisky
>getting horny so decide to order 10/10 European escort to fuck
> she rocks up, tell her to start sucking dick
> she puts condom on me so i can fuck her doggy style
> i pull out, and take off condom
>put dick back in and continue to fuck her
>she has no idea i'm fucking her bareback right now lmfao.jpeg
>I nut inside her and she looks back and screams at me because i took condom off
>kek my kekkles off and i throw $50 dollars at her and tell her to fuck off
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>>727972099
Every time I've been in the room and a condom comes off I hear a district condom removal noise so I'm calling bullshit that she had no idea.
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>>727972171
His penis was too small to fit the condom you see.
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>>727972230
OPhhhhhhhhhhhhh FIRE!
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>>727972230
>Be me
>Genuinely laughed at what an anonymous said on 4chan
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>>727972037
Pussy was bomb
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>>727972171
>>727972230
guys, its fun to make up story's sometimes.
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>>727972422
Next you'll be saying not everything posted on /b/ is true
>pulltheotherone.jpg
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>>727972171
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not if you pull it off at the base, idiot
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Coming down with the flu, trying to nip it in the bud because I hate getting sick.

Had lemon and ginger tea plus vitamin c tablets.
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>>727972567
I don't have a penis so I wouldn't know.
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Waited for bus in rain. Bus driver doesn't notice me so I have to walk an hour in heavy rain while sick. 10/10 night
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>>727972567
Guys he's right. Just tried it and he hasn't heard a thing yet.
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>>727972099
enjoy your AIDS
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>>727972800
Agree. That does sound like a 10/10 night.
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>>727972800
Fuck that sucks but at least you got doubles.
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>>727972800
Are you walking right now?
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>>727973024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
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>>727973222
>222
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>>727973321
Pythonic trips don't lie
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Sooo.... Tits?
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>>727974149
Protip: posting cock with timestamp acts as Summon Femanon
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>>727974240
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Does Hone bring shame on Nelson?
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>>727974380
You did it wrong and will now summon a trap
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>>727974638
Well if he also reverses time he could summon Misty from earlier tonight

Or maybe that will summon a reverse trap, not that I'm complaining
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>>727974632
council a bunch of soft cocks, judges bunch of soft cocks, wont send the cunt the jail
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>>727974380
Hot as fuck, anon.

Hope you like turning faggots on.
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>>727974632
Nah, mate. Says so right there on the sign.
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>>727974940
>Make your look
And he did
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>>727975289
>you're
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>>727971959
modifying your male name is tacky as hell. I just chose a nice, normal name that I liked
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>>727974840
This is the result of poor funding of our mental health services. I'm willing to bet you were all molested when you were young.
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>>727976032
Well it had a female alternative.
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>>727971404
Pics
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>>727976481
It's Nelson... Picasso painted better faces.
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>>727976392
ok
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>>727975916
Read the window behind him, anon-kun

>>727976392
Not me, can I claim discrimination for missing out?
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>>727976447
still tacky, we still love anonnz tho <3
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quercy post boobs please :)
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That cunt from iZombie is super hot.
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All homosexuals plz leave
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>>727976980
Brian Tamaki detected
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>>727976860
No I have a headache and can't be bothered.
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>>727977060
oh okay fair enough.

maybe sleep would be a good idea then?? panadol n sleep?
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>>727977060
But think of the endorphin rush, might be just what the doctor ordered
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Cap city traps?
Kik natnature1220 for real time good time
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Cap city traps?
Kik natnature1220 for real world chat
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We got any Oamaru lads in here?
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>>727977280
Yes, right here, chum and I say pip pip to you and yours from me and mine.

Gosh I do love living in 1875!
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Cold. Depressing.
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any new zealand qt boys want to come visit los angeles? you can stay with me and eat my food for free.

just be cute and let me rub your back no homo desu
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>>727978136
Keen as.
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>>727978238

what is this newzelandic slang?
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>>727966286
>Anyone had any luck buying weed in auckland?
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>>727978261
means he/she is keen. I really ant to visit LA again and im planning on visiting LA by the end of this year. Wouldn't mind a friend in LA. Strictly no homo right
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>>727978435

just a completely platonic back rub.

got an email?
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>>727978483
nigga that's gay as fuck. mutual BJs or nothing
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>>727978528

i dont like giving or receiving blowjobs. we can jerk off together. as long as your nipples arent puffy nothing gay will i happen i promise.

seriously tho
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>>727978483
well >>727978528 this guy aint me

Im having a second thought. Ill pass. But i really appriciate your kindness
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>>727978643

its just your back bro, don't be such a faggot about it.

free room and board bro.
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>>727978261
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA
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>>727978737

you guys have such beautiful accents.

i almost had one new zealand guy come visit me but he was such a pessimistic cunt i couldnt stand him, even though he was otherwise my type. cute accent, curly hair, sweet nipples.
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>>727978773
>he was such a pessimistic cunt
can you blame him? this country is a fucking toilet and we're a nation that consists of 85% cucks
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>>727978900

i dunno much about neo zealand so i can't really say, from what someone else told me it was a paradise but i dont fucking know.

as long as a guy isn't constantly whining about how he wants to kill himself im pretty content. i love hearing about peoples bad days i just dont like when they act like life is perpetual suffering.

but on the other hand i live a really nice life with cheap rent in a big city and lots of money to spend on stupid shit, so maybe it really is that bad in newer zealand.
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Was is kaurilands school hosting cheese pizza? Seriously Google kaurilands pthc and theirs a torrent address their. Wtf is this shit. I went to principle and police today to report it and it's still up.
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>>727979127
How do you actually report a Google hit like that to the NZ authorities?
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>>727979053
we've just become used to being submissive cucks that crave BBC and it really bothers me. hope that we can return to our glory days in my life time
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>>727979053
>as long as a guy isn't constantly whining about how he wants to kill himself im pretty content.

Big ask.
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>>727979352

well if you ever want all the BBC you can get your hands on, I'll host you in los angeles. we got more gay niggers here than you could fit in your mouth.

as long as i can watch im good.
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>>727979053
But life is perpetual suffering, friend
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>>727979553

guess i am one of the lucky ones
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>>727979553
At least for everyone who comes to these threads it is.
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>>727979433
thinking of moving to south africa actually. heard there's tons of BBC there
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>>727979626

sure but here you wont get murdreed for sucking it. you wont even get aids if you go on prep
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>>727966286

WHy the fuck is it so difficult to find a gf in australia? wtf do aussie girls look for in a guy?
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>>727979673
bitch please. i know all about avoiding AIDS. been prepping my gf's bulls for months now
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Who /hatemyself/ here?
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>>727979622
Dubs confirms it. Don't know if life is suffering because I'm here or if I came here because life is suffering, but there's no getting off the ride now.
>>727979782
Aussie sheilas want a fully sick cunt with a mullet, a VN Commodore, a pack of Winnie Blues in his pocket at all times, and a weed hookup.
>>727979861
Right fucking here. Should've necked myself while I had the chance.
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seriously though, in new zealand cuties want free room in board in la? i can get you into magic castle too.
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>>727979127
wot
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>>727979861
I've been trying thinking positive and making changes to make my life less pointless and terrible. But I can only manage to believe in my affirmations for about a week before a new bout of hopelessness sets in.
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>>727980243
Every positive change each day is 100% a better you than the day before. I'm optimistic as fuck though so...
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>>727980243
>I've been trying thinking positive
Great start.

>But I can only manage to believe in my affirmations for about a week before a new bout of hopelessness sets in.
Won't be easy to change a lifetime of negative thoughts, anon.

You tried listening to affirmations while sleeping? Record yourself saying them and play while you sleep.

I did read, however, that we only 'accept' them if they are sporadic, two minutes tops. Not sure what the 'cool down' period is.

Hypnosis is a good tool. Look up a fella called Michael Sealey on youtube, has some great vids.
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>>727980487
>Won't be easy to change a lifetime of negative thoughts, anon.
True
>You tried listening to affirmations while sleeping? Record yourself saying them and play while you sleep.
That sounds like bullshit, you don't hear words while you sleep dude.
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>>727980576
>That sounds like bullshit, you don't hear words while you sleep dude.
Fuck I hate cunts like you.
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>>727980576

>you don't hear words while you sleep dude

this is just scientifically not true. you hear words while you sleep all the time, what do you think waking up is? why do you think certain sounds help people sleep and others dont?

you ever watch a movie, fall asleep during, and then wake up suddenly and the movies over? thats because you fell asleep to the sound of the movie and without it your body wakes up.

people report all the time having dreams where the REAL WORDS REAL PEOPLE are saying in real time are also being said by someone in their dream, I've had this happen several times my self.
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>>727980576
>you don't hear words while you sleep dude.
Yeah coz everyone just turns deaf aye? Well known that listening to things during sleep, when your brain moves into different wave states, can 'plant' them deep into your sub-conscious.

Don't act like you have any clue when you're talking about when you don't.
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>>727980698
>>727980706
I don't think listening to affirmations will help whether awake or asleep really, when I said affirmations I just meant thoughts. I don't say that I'll do better in the mirror each morning or anything.
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>>727980706
That anon posts shit like that all the time, he's dumb as fuck not to mention arrogantly ignorant.
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>. It is concluded that material presented a number of times during sleep (using an EEG criterion) cannot be subsequently recalled.
http://oai.dtic.mil/oai/oai?verb=getRecord&metadataPrefix=html&identifier=AD0422832
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>>727980900
Fuck you are so fucking dumb, holy fuck.

>I don't think listening to affirmations will help whether awake or asleep really
>when I said affirmations I just meant thoughts
Mind numbingly dumb.
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>>727980989

recalled and programmed are two different things.
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>>727980989
So hypnosis never works then does it?

Well holy shit, major discovery made on 4chins tonight.
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>>727981018
What's dumb about it? I'm just trying to think positive, I don't think listening to tapes while I sleep will help.
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>>727981097
they studied a sleeping brain not a hypnotised brain
http://www.narcotrend.de/uploads/images/stadien-en.gif
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>>727981089
cant see any evidence for sleep programming. show us some
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>>727981089
Could they test for this? Like play a message for a sleeping person "4 of clubs...4 of clubs..." then when they wake up spread a deck of face up cards on a table and tell them to pick one. See if they pick 4 of clubs without knowing why.
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>>727981162
>I'm just trying to think positive, I don't think listening to tapes while I sleep will help.
You are not basing that on anything other than your own preconceived opinions/thoughts (which is ironic as hell).

It's very interesting watching your knee-jerk reactions aye.
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>>727981305
>You are not basing that on anything other than your own preconceived opinions/thoughts (which is ironic as hell).

What are you even talking about? Why do you care so much about hypnosis? I'm just looking for something more practical.
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>>727981207
>they studied a sleeping brain not a hypnotised brain
What's the difference between the two, smart boy?

>quick seach up a link to post

>>727981298
Yes but it's slightly more involvement then simply 'listening to a tape'.

It's all about programming though, the human brain can be programmed to do some fascinating things. Listen to a steady tapping sound (metronome) and it will put you into an alpha brain wave state. I've done it a few times and the results are fascinating, first time I felt myself get three times bigger and I then 'went' back to a house I lived in when I was a kid, was able to use that moment in my therapy, bit interesting.
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>>727981443
Different anon here. As in, you just defaulted to thinking it won't work. Not everyone does that. Was just an interesting observation.

Also, my two cents, I've had the telly on while I'm asleep dreaming and I've heard it in my dream. Not very well, because I somehow interpreted some dialogue as a David Bowie song, but the point stands
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>>727981443
>What are you even talking about?
Lol.

>Why do you care so much about hypnosis?
Fucking dumb cunt.

>I'm just looking for something more practical.
You're just looking for attention once again.

I've advise you to start mindfulness meditation but it's necessary to actually have a mind in the first.
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>>727981729
Why are you so hostile?
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>>727980900
>I don't say that I'll do better in the mirror each morning or anything.
Literally one of the first forms of cognitive behavioural therapy they teach.
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>>727981559
already posted the eeg trace
the links are evidence to rebut your claims
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>>727981884
I've never done CBT, I'm trying some counselling at the moment.
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>>727981865
You are fascinating as hell, you know you've just accused me of doing/being the very thing you are/have done?

You were given advice and you were immediately hostile to it, not the first time in these threads, either.

I'm wondering whether you're a femanon and you're not actually looking for advice but simply for us all to agree with you.
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>>727981901
Lol no they aren't, I never said they were the same.

They aren't dissimilar though, either.
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>>727982152
>You were given advice and you were immediately hostile to it, not the first time in these threads, either.

I was sceptical, I didn't call you a cunt, and I have no idea if I'm some guy you've talked to before. I haven't been here in ages.
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>>727982363
>I haven't been here in ages.
Said the same thing the other night when I called you out.

>I was sceptical, I didn't call you a cunt
>I didn't call you a cunt
Man...
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>>727966286
what was that thing where they wanted to change the flag? did anyone actually vote for it?
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>>727982516
The Jew PM wanted to change it for his 'legacy', because the Chinks told him too and as a distraction from all the Jewy Jewing he was doing.

By the way, you boys all know that Shipley is involved in selling out country to the Chinese? She's involved with a number of groups.

The Chinese whom are spying on everything we do?
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>>727982496
You're definitely continuing some argument you had with some other guy because I haven't even lurked here for a month.
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ay0rdxpr
any other rooms?
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>>727982750
>because I haven't even lurked here for a month.
If you keep saying this maybe someone will believe you.
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>>727982656
fair dinkum cobber
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>>727982868
You're delusional. Go to sleep and listen to a tape about how not everything is about you and your weird grudges.
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>>727983144
I AM HOSTILE TO THAT IDEA!
I AM SKEPTICAL!
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sup m8s what do you think of my gun collection
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>>727983402
Please be careful, gunon.
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>>727983334
If you asked most people if they thought you could reprogram your mind by listening to tapes while you sleep I think they'd be a bit sceptical. I don't know why you took it so personally.
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>>727983402
You greatly increase your chance of suicide by having guns in the house.
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>>727983656
just like you greatly increase the chances of getting fat with spoons in the house.
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>>727983402
Delete this. My brother died from that. He ate a bunch of the darts.
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>>727983910
did you manage to save the darts?
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>>727983606
>If you asked most people if they thought you could reprogram your mind by listening to tapes while you sleep I think they'd be a bit sceptical.
There you go again, holy shit.

It's a well known fact that it works, people have been doing it for ages. It's been the plot point for a number of shows. In an episode of Friends Chandler listens to a quit smoking tape, ends up listening to the wrong one, and begins thinking he's a strong empowered woman.

You have a clear issue when it comes to new information/things you don't know. Very self-conscious about it.
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>>727983606
>If you asked most people
>I think they'd be a bit sceptical
bro
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>>727983993
Quit taking the piss dude. You're obviously just talking shit if you're using an episode of Friends as proof that it works.
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>>727984102
Is that what you really got from what I wrote? Really? Because if you read what I wrote and legitimately think I used Friends as an example of it's working then you are one dense mother-fucker.

It was used as a plot point because it works. Friends wasn't the proof it works, it was used because it works.

You dumb dumb cunt. Holy fuck.
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>>727984331
>Friends wasn't the proof it works, it was used because it works.

No, it was used because people think it works. People believe lots of shit that probably isn't true.
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>>727984452
>No, it was used because people think it works
If it's well known it doesn't work then they couldn't have used it as a plot point in a show which was always factually based.

>People believe lots of shit that probably isn't true
>probably isn't true
Holy fuck, there you go again.
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>>727984775
>a show which was always factually based.

There's no way they could've afforded those flash apartments on their shitty jobs though.
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>>727985111
Rent control.
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