Just share them, this is a safe place.

I'm a virgin

>>727956724
my cars friend tried to fonger me in the back of my mom

Had sex with my best friends dad

>>727957134
This

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i once stole a chicken tendie

I just farted

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When I jack off, I sometimes think of other things and then when I finish I gag at myself

i'm a closeted psychopath

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Im having sex with my mother and she is great with sph :)

>>727959207
>When I jack off, I sometimes think of other things
what things?

In December 2012 when everyone though the world was going to end, my neighbors broke in my house, injected me with some sort of drugs and I fucked their loli 8 and 11 year old daughters. I also got my ass fucked (I'm straight)

They handcuffed me and with the drugs I only had a small grasp of what was going on. The 8 year old was tight as hell, I could only fit the head of my cock in. She came over 15 times on me.

I think it was GHB mixed with meth, GHB to put me out of my mind and meth to keep me conscious.

It was the best sex of my life. I would say it was just a fucked up dream but my bed was drenched in pussy fluid and sweat in the morning, I shit out cum, and there were little dirt foot prints in my bathroom when I woke up.

It was the best sex of my life and I wish it would happen again. I moved not to long after that though.

I'm a sex addict

4chan is down to its last 100 posters.

>>727959597
I'll buy one, always looking for a cool poster

I fucked 3 of my best friends in the ass when i was 10, am i gay?

my ex gf's sister had a sleepover party for her 10th birthday
I had a 13 day no fap on board and was all set to get my fuck on when I got back to my gf's house but she wasn't feeling it
I put on a robe and went to the den to watch TV and give it a bit of a fiddle
i was full throbbing diamonds when a bunch of them came in and settled in to watch with me
3 were up on the couch when I decided to go for it
I pulled the robe back and revealed my throbbing bomb in all its glory and left it sitting there upright and out
the three on the couch were staring at it for a few minutes and it was oozing and throbbing
one of them whispered if she could touch it
they all had a feel and a fiddle and I ended up cumming hard all over myself while they watched
I sat there for abotu 40 minutes drenched in my own jizz before I got up and just went to bed with the jizz still drying on me
woke up the next day and went out, never heard a single word about it ever again

I fantasize about having a threesome with my sister and my dog

I'm in love with not my wife....

>>727960656
its okay, I am.

>>727956724

I'm the coworker of the FBI agent who starts these threads.

>>727959822
No but i wish i was ur friend haha

>>727960886
Hows the pay?

>>727960886
dave could you please stop saying that shit it's not funny anymore and you're wrecking my KPI performance

>>727960906
I was so scared of making them pregnant as well u have no idea

>>727957204
yes

>>727956724
I'm in love.

>>727961291
Go on. Tell us about it

I'm telling you guys, I just want my girl yo slim down. She'd be the ultimate catch if she'd lose some weight. Anyway to help her without her knowing?

>>727961393
We're both in the same art class. She's beautiful, popular and down to earth.

>>727961481
Tell her you want to start working out and that you two should it it together. Easy

Worked for me until she became a whore

>>727956724
I fucked a 14 years girl when i was 17, some times with his mom in the next room, any regrets

I moved back home after almost getting caught by the cops for letting my dog fuck me. the cops are still looking for me on the other side of the country

>>727961527
What's your guys relationship like atm?

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I used loctite to close my chastity belt with a nut and bolt and hopefully it will stay on for the rest of my days

considering leaving my wife and child so i can just be a selfish piece of shit again and only worry about myself.

every human i know would revile me, so i'd basically be starting from absolute zero. still tempted.

>>727961608
Nope, I'm interested in working out and she says she wants to as well but it's back to desserts before too long.

My cousin would basically molest me when I was a kid. It was mostly kissing and using my hand to get herself off but we did a bunch of stuff and I don't know it's it's fucked with me mentally

>>727961643
The type of people who just glance at each other once a while and have an idle chat, while we stay with our own group of friends.

But.. I have no chance, really. She hangs out with a lot of older dudes.

I made a sex doll out of a pillow, old clothes, stuffed animals and a wig. I fuck it in the ass every single day.

I constantly stalk a girl that doesn't like me I have her address, personal info etc.

>>727961608
>spend time making your girl more attractive
>act surprised when she starts fucking attractive men instead of you

>>727961688
Can you still shave yourself perfectly smooth in permanent chastity?

Only reason I wouldn't do it.

>>727961767
You can always try anon. But I've been there before. I'm falling for a friend of mine

>>727961868
I'm going to try and if not I'll use tweezers

>>727961879
Shit wrong post

>>727961769
You can always try anon. But I've been there before. I'm falling for a friend of mine

I sometimes jerk off to incest porn, though i'm not attracted to any family members.
Still makes me feel like a sick fuck degenerate.

>>727961850
Shes with a fucking nerd literally 3/10 guy and he has no social skills. Should i kill myself?

Oh gods, where do i begin

>be me
>be 11 at the time
>be reaaaaally comfy dressing up in girl clothes
>but only at my friend's house
>let's call him johnny, he's 13
>go over to johnny's a lot because my parents would never approve
>at 11 i kinda looked like a girl anyway, long hair and all
>one night, be watching movies with johnny in his room
>me laying on my tummy on the floor
>johnny on his bed
>hear heavy breathing coming from behind me
>turn around to see what johnny's doing
>holyshitheisfapping.png
>ask "dude, wtf?"
>he says my ass looked really good in the yoga pants i was wearing
>get a little creeped out, but turn back to watching the movie.
>suddenly feel hands on my hips
>wtf.webm
>johnny pulls down my yoga pants and undies
>feel he dick enter my ass
>fuckingowgetitouttathere.psd
>it stops hurting
>feelsgoodman.xml
>after a bit, johnny cums in my ass
>moanlikeaslutasicumtoo.ogg activates
>we end up lowkey dating for like a year.
>no one knows but us
>end up starting hrt a week ago

>mfw i lost my vcard to my best friend by being a trap before i knew for sure what a trap was

I have a fuckton more shit i did with johnny in secret, but I doubt anyone really wants to read it.

>>727962053
you're on /b/ and he got the girl, so probably

I once tasted my shit

>>727956724
I want to kiss and fuck my male friend, make him fall in love with me and then probably dump him

>>727962199
Should add in that i'm 23 now

When my therapist reaches for handouts or fliers in her desk drawer i get a clear view of her tits. She is 2 years older than me, and she has two kids. Her nipples have definitely breastfed. C cup at most. They are okay tits. She has nice legs, but no ass. Still a bit of a tummy from her last pregnancy. She's talk, and has a pixie cut. She somehow pulls it off.

I get off on the thrill of seeing her tits. I pay $80 a week to see her for a hope that I get a nipslip from this milf of a therapist.

She's trying to get pregnant again, so I am really excited for her tits to swell up.

I really want to fuck her. I am sure I could show her hedonist glories that her and her husband never even dreamed of.

Thinking of writing erotic fiction as an outlet. Idk. Wtf do i do.

>>727959381
Smoothed particle hydrodynamics?
I work in theoretical astrophysics and just got done with a study of radiative transfer, so my mind immediately jumped to that.

>>727962199
moar

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we do lurk here

>>727962458
Nice mug, where'd ya get it from?

There's an alleyway scythe side of my house where kids hang about drinking and smoking. I walked up there a few months back and a group of girls asked me to go in the shop for them to buy alcohol.

I asked what do I get? The chubby one offered to flash her tits. I bought the alcohol and she indeed got her puffy nipples out.

I whipped cock out and fapped furiously shooting my load on the floor infront of them then left.

Was a great day, should do it again some time

>>727962518
work conference

>>727962458
old copypasta

>>727962520
That's pathetic, you should've done more.

>>727962458
Dying because this is from criminal minds

>http://criminalminds.wikia.com/wiki/Innocent_Images_Unit

>>727962559
Did they have free tendies there?

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i would 100% fuck whitney until my dick fell off and then fuck her some more

I don't know how to tell my GF I think she is lying about stuff.

>>727962260

Take creep shots and post them

>>727962597
I know but I doubt they would have let me fuck one of them for a bottle of cheap cider

>>727963061
It's not about you wanting to fuck them, it's about them wanting to fuck you. You need to reek of confidence from every orifice, my dude.

>>727963220
Lol if you take the advice of a kissless virgin

I film my coworkers while they shower whenever they stay at my place. I fap furiously then feel guilty about it. Seen all of them naked. Would kill myself if anybody found out.

> won't post anything, fuck off. They're only for me to see.

Although >>727962458 and >>727962559 are most probably fake, I would be very surprised if some three-letter American agency doesn't pay some poor fool to browse 4chan.

>>727963220
A quick fap and 16yo tiddies was OK for me. Seemed like a good trade. I'll stick to fucking my wife

Some people call me a hopeless romantic but i like to think that i'm just a lonely idiot.
I really like this guy and I miss him so much. I remember that he used to visit /b/ everyday, so I just want to say:
I miss you so freaking much but I wish you had apologized when you sent that message
If you read this i know you'll recognize me and I hope you remember how much pain you've caused.

>>727962425
Really?

Okay

>be me
>be 11
>be a few days after johnny popped my trapcherry
>it's hot as fuck
>be laying on the floor in johnny's room in traing bra and short short baking alive abd playing Crash Bandicoot
>johnny is on his bed watching
>suggests we go swimming
>fuckingyes.txt
>wait, i don't have a swimsuit
>fuckingwhy.swf
>johnny suggests one of his sister's
>youwotm8.wmv
>he comes back with a tiny two piece
>i tell him hell naw
>goes into his sister's room again
>he comes back with a two piece with a frilly skirt around the bottom
>dude yes
>change in bathroom, put hair in bun
>come out, ask him when he got a pool
>says he didn't, we're going to the creek
>umhowaboutno.7z
>he ends up dragging me to the creek through coaxing
>no one is there
>stretch out on my towel face down while johnny jumps right into the water
>guess i dozed off
>get woken up to someone rubbing my ass
>look back
>it's johnny
>end up with my ass in the air and the bottoms pulled aside
>end up with a soggy swimsuit bottom from johnny's cum.
>end up getting fucked a few times that day.

Sorry it's taking so long to write these, i'm on my phone at work.

X

i masturbated to a little girl that i saw at woolies earlier

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>>727956724
I still in love of my ex girlfriend...

I'll laugh when something bad happens to my ex-girlfriend. I lost all my friends when she told people that I used to hit her. I should have never stayed with her. Not after the first time she did amatuer strip night. Not after the 3rd. Not after she deleted a bunch of messages from a dude I was suspicious about. When I kept her dumbass out of prison and risked my college career because she's stupid enough to get arrested for a fucking DUI and THEN skipped 2 parole hearings, so when the cops found her bowl in her purse I claimed it. The thanks I get is being falsely accused of hitting my ex-girlfriend. FUCK. THAT. CUNT.

>>727962199
How's HRT Anon? always have been curious about the process

>>727963725
>how much pain you've caused

yeah it was me and i'm gonna cause more just cuz who cares lol also moot dicks

I want to fuck my lesbian workmate so much for about a year now and haven't had much success. I want to be in a threesome with her girlfriend. Feels bad she treats me like a bro.

I keep making YouTube videos knowing I'll never become successful as an excuse to not try and move forward and accept that my life is meaningless.

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>>727956724
I helped out a guy online who may have very well been a human trafficker when i was 12. Fucked me up hard and i haven't really been the same since.

>>727963930
Oh yeah and what this anon said

>>727964060
Bout a week in and i feel a bit nauseous from time to time, but that's the only difference i've noticed.

>>727962044
You sick fuck degenerate

>>727963764
good shit, anon

>>727956724
i'm a autistic and i post stuff on /b/ all the time to make people angry on purpose.

>>727964154
that he's a faggot

I wan't to ditch my best friend, who is also my roommate, so I can go back to a higher paying job and be around my family with a brighter future. If I do that though, my friend will most likely end up homeless and probably die on the streets.

I've blackmailed girls on omegle for more dirty and degrading cam shows.

>>727964154
Would like to know moar

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>>727964183
Aw that sucks, I'm sorry about the nausea. I meet with my pdoc on the sixth so I can't wait to see what medication will trigger mania next!

Hope u grow some big ol tiddys anon

>>727963725
Yeah that was me and no you had it coming bitch check my facebook im seeing someone.

>>727964330
deets?

Everyone in my entire family has tried to commit suicide at one point, I've walked in on my mom trying to do it a few times and now I don't even try to stop her cause she's an attention seeking bitch. I was closest to actually dying when I O.D.d but for some reason i survived so now I just browse 4chan until i die.

Any tips for instant and painless death?

>>727964330
how is your friend preventing you from having a higher paying job

>>727964359
>y...you too

>>727963764
Morr

>>727963846
which woolies?
>inquiring minds

I'm a pyromaniac. Have been for 12 years.

>>727964330
Don't let people drag you down if you keep people like that around you deserve what ever shithole you end in you have to pick better friends and ditch losers

I once helped a friend beat up an autistic kid that apparently was shit talking his girlfriend. Didn't really know any of that at the time other than the shit talking. He had a seizure and we freaked out and we put him at the bottom of some stairs. He didn't remember what happened and the RA's thought he just fell. His parents took him out of school because they said it was too dangerous for him. We got away with it, but I still wonder sometimes what happened to him.

>>727964509
So am i can we cross gasoline streams haha man i wish we could set a place on fire and watch it burn together

>>727964405
There are no free rides. Every method has some amount of discomfort, try looking for Pentobarbital as it's the holy Grail of suicide methods - but it ain't cheap.

Just wondering, have you at least tried treatment?

>>727964528
Also. We are no longer friends the guy was super weird and got expelled for drugging some girl.

>>727964509
>>727964596
Wow maybe we should make a group seems like alot of people like to burn stuff now a days maybe talk about are problems after we set a few fires and then talk about how we should stop and set a few more fires also i am a fire fighter i enjoy the rush of running into fires i started :3

I was the school faggot that gave bjs and ass in middle school like candy. Most guys would use me, even though they said they were straight.

>>727964669
Thats not something you should admit also im a firefighter and i start fires its how i keep my job

>>727964528
There was this autistic girl in my elementary school that everyone used to bully, last time I saw her she was trying to shoot up the school.

Kids can be really fucked

>>727964596
>>727964669
Sorry guys, I do my work alone. It's private for me.

>>727964503
rye australia

>>727956724
I like to tie people up and cut them each day once until they die then i like to make the body look like it had been raped i do that alot one day i will get caught till then stay classy /b/

>>727964783
Pozt body faggot

>>727964380
Nice try

>>727964604

Yeah but I ended up being traumatized by an ambulance and some emts, and now I am completely afraid of Hospitals, Emts, Ambulances and anything medical related and avoid it at all costs. Pills didn't work so I just did a bunch of other drugs but they were all just temporary bandaids so now I'm just waiting for my heart attack since it runs in my blood.

>>727964783
FYI i also use mens seman after having sex with them to plant on the bodies of other woman and girls i have killed so carfull with that condom boys

>>727964804
and go to jail no thanks ;) if learned anything never keep trophies.

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I'm an Irish alcoholic. Doctor said I have maybe 10 years left if I drink this way. Can't stop.

>>727964843
this is why I never use protection

I am a sociopath who learned empathy from when I'd have to act a feeling/emotion I'd look at people I know how they reacted and because I'm curious I'd try to understand why to help me fake the feeling better but somehow over a long time of this I became empathetic , not = to your average person but much more than any s/p path ..

>>727956724
College-age Trump voter in a leftist city here. I mostly voted to protect the Second Amendment, to force the climate nerds into improving solar and other renewables ASAP via the competitive characteristics of Capitalism, to spite all the millennial SJW faggots so they don't get entitled regarding politics, a change of pace from just any old establishment fag, and to deport shitloads of illegals. I'm not afraid of people hating me, but I'd rather not put myself in a stew when I could focus on work instead.

>>727964460
Gotta be a short one because i gotta go do some shit for a bit, i'm telling y'all, i wish i could be a NEET trap who pays her bills by pleasing a man, but i don't have the looks for that yet, work sucks more dick than i do.

>be a week after the creek fuckfest
>be at school
>in my town 5-8th graders went to the same school.
>be in home-ec because i love cooking
>johnny has same class
>keep getting distracted by him
>notice his bulge when teacher asks him to get up to write something on the board
>he looks at me as hit sits back down and winks.
>rest of the class is a blur
>bell rings for lunch, head to the bathroom because i gotta pee bad
>johnny follows me in
>pushes me into a stall
>tells me to drop to my knees
>i obey like a slut
>he whips out he meat monster
>suckitbitch.html
>i give him the best blowjob i can
>only ever saw it down in porn
>he pops, i swallow what i can, but i end up puking a bit of it up.
>clean up
>he smacks my ass as we walk out of the restroom
>head to lunch.

I'll be back in a bit, probably end up starting my own thread, i'll post these stories there when i do.

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>>727956724
I lost my virginity to a girl I didn't really care about, but I still think of her 18 years later because I hadn't had another girlfriend since. fuck my life.

>>727964946
I just kill people and smile you have feelings you sure your like me?

all started with rats i was porr and i started catching and kill rats the cat did catch them well so i killed the cat i ate it cooked it was not very good i killed dogs cats i killed my best friend when we where kids drowned him in a lake my story is long so ill end it here and get some sleep night /b/ kill if you its like trying to fill a endless hole the next day your back to square one trying to fill a need that cant be filled maybe its not murder i seek but just 2b like everyone else

>>727964843
Your story would make a great book/movie

>>727964391
Part 1
Well, it all started when I was helping my family pack up our things from our old house. I received a phone call just as everyone went out to pick up food or whatever. It was my friend. He started talking to me about moving out and becoming roommates together. I wasn't sure at the moment and just brushed it off until he dropped a massive detail. He just got accepted into the postal service and was going to be trained soon. Now, I don't know if you know how much a mailman exactly makes, but It was a hell of a lot more than what either of us where currently making combined ( about 16 dph combined ). I immediately became interested knowing that I could add even more to that just working at a low paying job with average hours. The opportunity was to difficult to pass up. After all that, my parents made it back to the house and then I told them my plan. They where optimistic of the whole plan. I was 19 at the time and it was around that time for people my age to finally move out and make something of myself. A month passes and I am all packed up and ready for the trip. My parents say their goodbyes and wish you wells and whatnot, and then I'm off. The place we moved into is a moderately small 2 bedroom apartment which was in the middle of a very small town with about a population size of 200. The first few months where a little bumpy, my friend did not have the post office job yet and was still in training. Fortunately, he did have a decent paying gas station job at the time. We struggled a bit until I finally got a job, and then it was smooth sailing. After all that effort, my friend was accepted into the post office and was given a job as a sub driver. Now, a sub driver is NOT the same as being a full blown mailman. Subs usually take over when the full timers are sick or need help in the office. As you may guess, subs also do not receive as many hours as full time drivers.
continued at part 2

I secretly have a huge crush on my coworker but I hide it every time, the struggle is too extreme I just don't want to ruin our good friendship

>>727965081
please do im rock hard

>>727964836
Sorry that happened to you, unfortunately there's too many horror stories about our medical system, despite it being the one thing meant to save us. Do you live in a country where firearms are legal? Would you be comfortable with something like nitrogen suffocation? I'm going to sleep Anon, I hope you find your peace.

>>727962044
Me too. It's the taboo factor that gets me off

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legit she's worth like $3000 a night and if i had the money i would pay it because damn look at that

I'm only attracted to traps is there something wrong with me?

>>727956724

I cummed in the cooffee of a good (femal) friend, she drank it without noticing something.

>>727965466
Genetically: yes
In reality: uhhhhhh...no..?

>>727965409
>3,000 a night wants to pay for her if had the $

std waiting to happen anon i'd bet on it

Yesterday I got a blowjob from a 40 year old i am 21.. she has a 16 year old son too and wants me to come over in 8 hours and give sex to her.

I cant get singles

>>727965081
Anything from when you were older?

>>727965521

I guess i have a new fetish. gave me a boner

>>727965409
Looks like my ex.

>>727965581
>give sex to her

did she fuck the smarts out of you holy shit

>>727965570

if it's a curable std then it's still worth it

>>727965606
Depends, without johnny? Lotsa stuff

With johnny? No, he actually passed in a car crash when i was 14, we were talking about getting back together.

>>727965644
No smarts to begin with.

>>727965081
Is it weird if im hard?

>>727965655
whatever makes your worm wiggle man

>>727965570
Not OP but honestly, I have a girlfirend who is probably three solid points BELOW her. If I had the money I'd hit it too. I don't give a shit about the STDs. Who is paying 3k for that ass, not some coke head.

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Me and two friends caused the death of a schoolmate during our summer break...

>>727961688
I give it a month before your dick is rotting off because you can't clean it worth a fuck with that cage on 24/7

>>727965787
Story?

>>727965770

she's a famous lesbian porn star who does cinemax films

>>727965702
>Depends, without johnny? Lotsa stuff

Anything

>>727965907
Fuuuuuck lesbian...Welp I think I'd make a decent trap.

>>727961688
I don't understand this

Within few weeks, i'll start to annihilate muslim refugees. My goverment wont do shit, so i'll start and hopefully rest will follow.

>>727965298
Part 2
I thought it wouldn't be a problem since my friend could just get another part time job, (Also a MAJOR detail I forgot in the last part. My friend also bought a new right hand vehicle for his post office job due to his route being on gravel roads) however, it is nearly impossible to find a job that has a schedule that can work due to call ins. We where hit hard with the poverty hammer as soon as he left his gas station job. Not only did we have our basic bills, we now had to pay off a $40,000 car in monthly installments. My friend only works Saturdays and which ever day the post office decides to call him in, and I was working a decent paying job that had regular hours everyday. The panic started to settle in as I had to call my dad for rent money and lied to his face when I said we where only a little short. I ended up taking $5000 dollars from him up to now and it looks like it's not ending anytime soon. I attempted to find more jobs so I can squeeze as much hours out of a day as possible. I am now at 3 jobs and he is still only working Saturdays. The reason why I say he may end up homeless or even dead is because he has no one. He refuses help from anyone if he can't repay it. I think he feels like I am made of money or something, but I am down to may last few thousand and still have college to think about. For Christs sake! I am not going to be a god damn bum at 20 when I have a family that looks out for me.

>>727958916
Gay sex?
>Do tell.

>>727965889
ok.
>we were in 10th grade
>me and my two best friends went to the midsummer festival in town
>another guy from our class was there
>kinda douchy, no one really liked him
>decide to mess with him
>we get hold of several bottles of brännvin (swedish vodka)
>we tell him he should drink with us
>he says he can't, he's driving home later
>we continue to interact with him, eventually he takes a few drinks
>few hours later he is wasted
>vomiting everywhere, falling on the ground
>he says he's leaving so we decide to give it a rest and do something else
>next day in the news there was some dude that had died in a car accident
>turns out the guy we pretty much forced to get drunk had crashed with a tractor on the way home
>died on impact the news said
>we knew it was our fault

>>727965916
Yeah, like i said, i'll make a thread in a bit, then i'll post stories until /b/'s collective balls run dry.

Merv looks at devil dick.

I once caused the death of my friend in high schools father.

I also once had a Threeway with my best friends girlfriend and my other friend while he was away.

I got kicked out of high school senior year

Done a lot more of illegal things I can't talk about

>>727961688
Fucking why?

>>727962260
Talk to her about it.
Either way you win.
1. Therapy to cure you.
or
2. Milf wants sum fuk

>>727959467
post your secrets not your fantasies you sick fuck

>>727966194
Dude honestly I really do feel sorry for you I was in a very similar situation. I DID though end up moving out. It was a messy move and my friend basically said we weren't friends anymore because I was "abandoning him". I deleted my Facebook out of denial and don't know what happened to him. My situation improved by far. It won't end well /b/ro either way. Good luck to you both.

>>727966349
When you make it post the link. I've been edging myself for 20 minutes

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>>727966597
Just cum already, here's an old pic of my panties to help you, it's gonna be a bit.

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>>727966899

>>727966957
Wtf XD

I lol'd

>>727957134

you're supposed to be telling SECRETS

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>>727966899

>>727967014
MS Paint, a steady hand, and a ton of patience can yield some interesting results

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Here's a Freebie

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I'm 20 years old and a successful triple major college student who'/ secretly a heroin addict and sometimes jack off to cp and I constantly consider killing myself but always pussy out

>>727964154
Story anon?

4570 Portadown Lane, Las Vegas, NV 89121

fapped and blasted hard for an 11yo on omegle who got naked
then we skyped for about 8 months on and off fapping and shlking
drove out to finally meet and pussied out and made an excuse
went back to skype fapping with her again
dunno if I will try to meet again, might just bail out

>>727961773
Stuffed animals? Post pic

>>727967312
You are seriously fucked up.

I have symptoms of mental abuse but I have no idea from who or when it happened. I can't remember much of my childhood.

I'm BI, but never had physical sex with a man before.

I used to be an Omegle masterbater. Got a few girls (and guys) to do it with me and cum with me.

I want to fuck my sister-in-law.

I used to steal porn from my friends houses all the time growing up.

My wife told me she want to transition to become a boy. She's started to dress in boys clothes and be more masculine and its super hot. She's fucked me with a strap on and I love it.

My favorite masterbatory ritual is to drive home from work on the highway at night, go past a car with a hot girl or guy inside, and speed alongside them jerking off.

When I was a kid a friend and I wanted to play "couples" so we whipped our dicks out and got into my bed. We didn't have sex though or even touch other, we just sat there. My other friend came up the stairs and caught us. He told me parents and my friend that caught us stopped coming over, his parents stopped talking to my parents, and they moved away. Never heard from him again. Don't even remember his name anymore.

>>727967312
Bail while you still don't have any unwanted attention

Have a huge crush on friend and i think he knows but wont ever act on it because he's with someone and even if he weren't with them I still wouldn't go for it since I'm scared of losing them as a friend since i tend to lose people once i get close to them.

>>727967384
>My favorite masterbatory ritual is to drive home from work on the highway at night, go past a car with a hot girl or guy inside, and speed alongside them jerking off.
holy shit

that's a brilliant idea

>>727956724
I hunted down a guy who needed killed. When I finally found where he was and the identity he was using, he was a pathetic shadow of a man in his bed. He asked if I came to kill him. I sat on his bed and said yes. He asked me to make it quick. I got up to leave and said "No justice in putting scum out of their misery." As I was leaving, he asked me to stay. Sympathy button hit - ironically, the same button (for another) that drove me to plan his death. I stayed, and we talked. I ended up running errands for him and doing chores for him for the next three days until his illness killed him. I feel like sympathy made me a weak-ass failure. I now remember that monster as a human being because of those three days.

I masturbated when I was 12 in a busy parking lot waiting for my mum to finish shopping. I'm not sure if anyone saw me but I know for sure I was in view of a security camera.

>>727966407
Story on the dad death?

>>727967388
yeah kinda realized it is probably best to keep out of it
have lots of fun fapping online tho

>>727956724
Some secrets I wont even share here

>>727966455
Or you know she drops him as a client.

Really liked this girl(1) in hs and ignored their hints that they'd probably turn me down. Still went for it and got rejected. We were still friends though. After some time I tell 1's friend(2) that I like their friend(3). 2 tells 1 I like 3 then 1 brings it up and tries to have me talk to 3. 3 is really shy and at that time I was too. Nothing happens for a while. I hang out with 1 and we prank call 3 and I think I called them cute or something and hang up. Next day of school I go see 1 and 3 at their usual spot after school. I think 1 says something, I for some reason said(sang?) the sanic meme thing but 3 sings the rest of the actual song and I just sorta pussied out of the whole thing I guess, idk how to explain it. After that I think I went straight home for a while. I went out of my way to not see 1 or 3. Fuck man. That was when I was 14 I think. 19 now. What was I? Stupid? Too shy? Probably sounding like a faggot but whatever. Just glad to get this out.

>>727967312
Your doing gods work anon. Describe her pussy. How did she react to seeing you cum

>>727967863
I fap on omegle all the time. It's a fucking cattle market on there.

>>727962199
I want.

>>727968179
thin and a tiny bit fuzzy
she begs for it every time, shes so desperate to taste it you can feel it through the screen sometimes
she's rekt her snatch dozens of times on cam for me and cum hard, sometimes 5 and 6 in a session

I'm a hore tirty for attemtion, is because I was ugly and fat my entire life and now I have a hot body, still ugly. You guys dk how hard it is to be ugly now days.

>>727968870
>You guys dk how hard it is to be ugly now days.
I'm a 7/10 guy who exclusively fucks ugly/plain girls because they're more willing to whore it up.

keep doing what you're doing, I appreciate it.

>>727962199
that made my anus very hot, tingly and sensitive.

>>727959467
Right sure now go take all your meds and go back to sleep

>>727962802
Try talking about what you think she is lieing but change some things, then it depends on hers answers

I want somebody to like me but I'm ugly as shit and it seems my personality is also shit, I wish I could make friends, I'm luterally beging for you to be my friends rigth now. I can't talk about this with my family or coworkers.

>>727969443
>luterally beging
I'll go drinking with you if you pay for the drinks. how does that sound?

>>727969627
I'm sure i'll do it and then I will cry my ass out cuz I had to buy a friend.

>>727956724
I have a serious case of porn desensitization. only fapping to shota and gay porn. I'm on 2 days no fap, but my record is 3

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>>727964001
Feel for you.

Dated a woman for a year. Loved her crazy bi-polar ass. One day I found out she'd hacked my FB and was spying on all my personal conversations. She found nothing, and yet tried to bring up some other old shit from a girl before we'd even met. Found out she'd been reading years back into my messages. Told her I was done and was leaving. She threatened to tell people I raped her if I left. I told her to do whatever she felt she needed to, but we both knew in our year together, that I'd never even touched her ONCE non-consentually.

I left. She posted on FB that I raped her. I called the cops and asked what my options were. They told me it wasn't illegal to call someone a rapist, and I'd have to file an anti-defamation lawsuit against a broke single mom if I DID want the posts removed.

Moral of the story: People will say the most despicable things to try and crush you, and you will have to decide whether to or not those things get to.

>>727965153
You could start with punctuation.

>>727958916
Was his name Mr. Hatcher?

>>727970494
yep
just last week, little single digit was curious to see her first big rod teased me with puffys until i unloaded hard all over myself
raw thirst took over

>>727970671
no, moral of the story is women are mean cunts, worse kind of people but you will never understand this as bluepilled cu ck

>>727967634
Rorschach?

>>727963725
Shut up stupid bitch

>implying /b/'s not 90% newfags

>>727966597
Made it
>>727972115

A few years ago my fiancee committed suicide and I left the country for 1.5 years, just bouncing around Latin America. One evening I noticed a guy following me around a shopping complex in a random unnamed country, and I knew he was going to try to mug me (being a super white American) as soon as I hit the parking lot. So instead I exited the rear of the shopping complex, where there was a large bridge that crossed a highway. Instead of walking out on the bridge (where he would run me down and mug/stab/shoot me) I just stood at the top of the stairs. I could hear him running up the stairs when I was waiting at the top, and I completely shocked him when I popped out and grabbed his brown midget ass. I threw him off the bridge and walked away. Don't know if he made it, don't care.

I pushed Eric Clapton's kid out the window

>>727964129
Hey anon what kind of videos do you make?

>>727972300
savage

>Be me
>hates life
>tries to kill self
> razor breaks because i have adamantium bones
>i am wolverine

I have been fucking a friends mom for a few years now

>>727967233
Story about that address?

>>727965029
Wow, you really showed everyone with your anti-establishment statement, that nobody heard because you're a coward who only confesses to it on a anonymous-enforced image board. Good Job.

>>727965655
Fun fact: HPV can give you penile cancer which not only isn't curable but also rather aggressive.

Source: Got diagnosed with HPV-related cancer.

>>727965081
I have a confusing boner

My mother was a hamster, and my father smelt of elderberries!”

>>727964596
Stop burning down the abandoned buildings I like to explore lol I just had my favorite one catch fire because some pyro thought it would be cool I liked to go there and just hang out because it was pretty silent and all the plants growing in it made it look peaceful almost like something out of the last of us plus it was a old factory where my grandfather used to work so thats cool too I guess

>>727965558
I'm not sure you could argue that attraction is related to genetics, because to prove that you'd have to find which parts of the DNA code for it, which you can't.
Attraction is something deeply associated with very old parts of our brain, so I'm not sure it can distinguish between a convincing trap and a woman.
Besides, homosexual and bisexual flings are as old as human kind is.

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I like to wear panties when my wifes not home

>>727966195
it's all pretty much dicks going in various holes no matter what kind of sex, anon.

(416) 618-1103 is pretty hot

>>727971309
What was the digit?

>>727967384
Both you and your wife should transistion, you into a woman and her into a man. That's unironically my fantasy for me and my wife.

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>>727956724

>>727967388
what that newfag doesn't realize is that FBI pays some poor fuckers to browse 4chan and flag shit so they can FOIA IPs of posters and send the party van after them.
Always assuming, of course, that the newfag isn't being entrapped by a sting operation.

>>727970821
Pretty sure the anon you replied to already killed punctuation and eloquence pretty thoroughly.

>>727973324
That's no secret, your wife knows.

I infected my girlfriend with chlamydia after cheating on her and managed to trick her taking antibiotics which I stole from my mom thinking it was muscle relaxant (she had bad muscle aches from the gym)

She has asked me for those pills a couple of times since then because she is convinced that they worked so well... went to get checked a few weeks after and we're all clear now
and she'll never find out

>>727957134
Everybody knows that.

>>727956724
i masturbate to trannies
i lost my will to live

>>727973324
dad? wtf!

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Mines a goody
>be 30
>student be 10ish
Always think "she's kinda hot"
>Teach her for about 3 years
>rub up against her sometimes (nothing outright pedo)
>she quits my lessons because she has exams
>occasionally see her catching or coming back on the same train.
>one day she's about 14ish. I walk home with her, hold hands. I ask her if she wants to see my dick. She's uncertain. I think she kinda does but we're outside her house.
>don't see her for a few months but then realise she's on the same train as me every morning (her new school timetable)
>I hug her every morning and get in the same carriage.
These trains get packed can run my junk on her
>next day I see her with her dad. They both walk straight past me
Ohhhhhshit.jpeg
>I keep low for a while
my wife still teaches her little sister piano
>one day I see her mum after piano class. She asks me in broken English "do I like little birds?"
She also says my ex student acts strange towards men these days (even her dad).
Igotawaywithit.jpeg
>kind of avoid her for a year. Casually nod head or say hi if I see her.
>I was coming home from work today and I saw her dad. I nodded and he almost ignored me but he turned and smiled at me
Lol mfw I almost sexually assaulted someone's daughter and their parents are cool with me

I fap to shota, and I am afraid of becoming a threat to my nephews. I've found myself of /bl/ twice now

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I love posting videos of my family touching each other
https://youtu.be/KvQ74j-BruI

fuck plsdont share this

>>727974564
There's a difference between having fantasies, and acting out on them. If you're legit afraid of acting out on them, get yourself a shrink.

>>727966331
Jesus anon
Did you ever consider telling his family that?

I fucked my sister as part of a group thing her bf had set up, she was blindfolded so didnt know I was one of the guys

I had a threesome with my brother and my cousin when i was 8

I have caught my mom fucking other guys

>>727975134
same tbh

>>727975177
wild huh?

>>727975272
not gonna lie i looked through the crack of her door for longer than i shouldve

>>727957134
you type in "4" on your keyboard, everyone already knows you are a faggot

Lost my v card to a 45 yo woman when I was 13

>>727975315
I had drilled a small peep hole into the guest room wall, trying to get glimpse of my cousins or aunt when they come to visit but ended up catching my mom using the room to fuck guys, i watched ! ever knew what a slut she was

>>727975463
lost my v card to my sister when I was 15, she was 17

>>727974553

You're in Japan, aren't you..

>>727975519
lost mine to m step sister age 11. proudest moment of my life so far

>>727956724
yeah so I'm a swiper, on tinder, you see. Smooth and sexy as hell, my clouds don't chuck, they just tit in front of the camera, elugantly poised towards
Dual copper wire, clapton coils, dirty sock wicking & 28mg bombiez nana's titties thc and hydrocodone 120 watts.
Went on a date with a fine fellow vaper I met on the app, we decided to get coffee @ a littel vape bar downtown, mostly just blew clouds in each others face and didn't really say much. I got her mod specs, Arctic tank .2 ohm kanthal coil, likes to hit at 50 watts, add a bit of nutmeg since broken tire hose drip tips all over the house, eatin that teleos.
We vooped in stalls next to each other and went home to fill up the tanks, ended up crushin like 90 mg between the two of us in an hour, most of its still on the walls and the floors though.
Police are taking me into custody, they've already got her in solitary, thanks for the giveaway.

>>727975662
its something her and me never really talked about much, she was messing with my friends and had to get in on that action

>>727965081
damn thats hot. got a pic?

>>727975759
don't blame you for that. how would you r8 her

>>727975836
at the time 10! looking back a solid 8..she jerked us off and blew us too

>>727975794
>>727966899
Panties
I also got a thread
>>727972115

>>727956724
i post pics of my mom on the interweb.

>>727956724
I would love to know a hot passable trap and cultivate a friendship with them.

I have no idea why I want to do this, but I really would.

I live in the Detroit area, and all the ones out here are basically gorillas with makeup.

>>727975888
damn that's hot! pics?

>>727975935
that's the way the majority of them are everywhere

>>727975935
Come to cali, we have the best traps

>>727976077
that's kinda sad.

I mean, I don't necessarily have any sexual intentions with them... I just want to have a friend that is super fucking weird.

If it turns into something else, that'd be ok too... I'm just randomly curious as to what it is like to be that kind of person.

I'd like to hear stories. Hang out with it. Be genuinely platonic with it.

... of course if it was super fucking hot I would probably end up wondering about the rest.

>totally not a faggot
>totally gonna get called a faggot
>... really not a faggot. Have wife that is totally female.
>nobody's gonna believe this many implys.

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>>727956724
>be me in 7th grade
>had a major crush on hot, popular girl
>fapping to her pics every night
>one day at school
>pe class was over
>she was sweaty as fuck
>she goes to the changing room
>i decided to peep
>makes crack in storage room beside changing room
>locks door
>sees her naked body
>wow.gif
>faps
>mfw

>>727976512
nice

>>727976607
it was a fucking experience m8

I can predict dubs.

>>727976956
Check'em

>>727963433
post png screenshots to prove you did it fag

>>727959186
Reeeeeeee

can one psych themself into being attracted to someone they typically wouldn't be

>>727961624
His mom you say.....gay

>>727963538
Im from the IRS. We dont care about the pizza but all your shekels are belong to us

>>727957134
Thats not a secret /b/ro

>>727957204
Hot

>>727965466
You are just a faggot. Another drop in the ocean

>>727958916
Hot

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>>727962199
Fucking faggot.

>>727975662
Mine was this 45yo woman who let us chill in her house, smoke weed etc. I found out that she had slept with all my mates gradually over the years.

I fucked a 7 years old.

>>727959596
Thats not a secret /b/ro

>>727960906
Same

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>>727977730

>>727977763
>slept with all my mates gradually
>slept gradually
how do you sleep gradually?

>>727966331
Just to add insult to injury? The family already grieved and anon here will have to live knowing he is a proxy murderer for the rest of his life. Fair trade

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>>727977857

I think I was attracted to two guys in HS, but I don't know i I was just telling myself that, or if it was legit

>>727956724
I kissed my retarded cousin once.

>>727977922
As in gradually made her way through all my friends you fucking picky cunt.

Also nice numbers

>>727975928
you know what to do.....post'em faggot

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>>727977962

>>727962605
haahah
>>727962458
>busteeed

>>727962199
>>"I doubt anyone wants to read it"
You do realize your on /b/, right? Even if i wasnt interested, someone would be

>>727956724
i masturbate daily

>>727977763
Nice pasta.
Give us more, nigger.

>>727978310
Why is everything fucking pasta?

>>727964711
Lucky

>>727978538
>It's pasta when you motherfuckers post the same shit thread in and thread out.
>Not all pasta is bad pasta, mind you.

>>727972210
any other stories of your travels anon?

>>727974961
Hot
Details?