Man, no thread all day.

and it aint gonna start now

Hooray Russia dog

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Where them boys at?

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I am a boy

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Thinkin about... BUTT!

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>>727946401
Hey Luc.

>>727947368
In my pants.

>>727947521
No you're not.

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>>727947769
Hello

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nobody showed up in the one I tried.

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>>727947978
Touching League in inappropriate ways?

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>>727948172
Didn't try hard enough.

Or tried too hard!

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>>727948230
No he had to leave.

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>>727948172
Maybe you're just not good enough?

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>>727948459
That sucks.

>>727948525
they aren't good enough for me and knew it instinctively.
I cannot help their reactions, only try and tune down my awesomeness.

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>>727948567
He League.

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>>727948459
>>727948567
wew

Any one her sleep/nap with a toy in? I just took a two hour nap with a large Finrir from bad dragon inserted. Probably the best I've sleep in weeks.

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>>727949208
hey snarf, how's it going?
>>727949247
wew?

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>>727949394
wew

4 2 0

What am I even doing?

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>>727949541
well alright then, how are you doing?

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>>727949394
Midnight Meat Train is up on Netflix.

So is Gremlins.

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>>727949846
oh nice, have you gotten to watch them yet?

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>>727949832
Will have to leave for a workout, soon.

While I'd rather just chill and fap, then shower and fap... then possibly fap.
Having a day like this from time to time.

>>727945726
MENTAL ILLNESS
E
N
T
A
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I
L
L
N
E
S
S

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>>727949277
Didn't feel particularly good but that could be because I don't have any silicone toys.

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>>727949541
I'll wew you.

>>727950028
Watching Nightmare on Elm Street right now. I have to watch Gremlins with hunnibuns when he comes over, he's never seen it.

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>>727950039
well why not do that after the workout then? That being said it might be kinda hard if your feelling tired after. That being said you might be able to do one or two.
>>727950243
Ah nice, I heard that movie was good. I haven't watched it though because I don't like horror movies. I'm sure you will enjoy watching gremlins with hunnibuns though.

>>727950196
I recomend at least trying it. Took me a few times to actually get comfortable enough to sleep with it in. I put a condom over the toy that way I would have a layer between me and the silicon, that made it easier to remove when I got up.

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Why do anything when you can jerkoff all day?

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Hey fags how are you all?

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>>727950243
Unwewable.

>>727950479
Well, that's the plan. But right now I feel really like rolling on the floor and not accepting of reality that wants me to do stuff I don't want to do atm.
I generally like workout.

if I could get paid to jerk off
id have like
10 monies

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>>727950479
Its good, but its a slasher, so second lowest of horror movies, just above found footage movies.

>>727950621
Doing well. You?

>>727950630
I'll wew all over your face.

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>>727950689

>>727951116
ay nigga

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>>727951129
hello

>>727947368
Who's the artist

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>>727950689
Would be really exhausting with only one free day a week.

>>727950845
First you need to beat me in vidyas! Only then I can magnanimously allow someone to touch my soon-to-bee Adonis bod.
Sooner or later to be.

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>>727950845
I'm good.

I'm new here, what exactly do you all talk abut here?

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>>727950630
well why not just take a day off and relax?
>>727950845
ahhh okay. I prefer mystery which I guess if done well enough can cross into horror with me being okay with it. I just don't like seeing blood and gore unless it's necessary to move the plot along.

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>>727951116

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>>727951196
ayo nigga ma real nigga og nigga 420 nigga busacap nigga foreal nigga ya dig

that was my best nigger impression

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Tickle tickle <3

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nya

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Have you ever seen a real black guy in person, katia?

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>>727951326
hi
>>727951353
I went to a cafe thing on sunday and they served me hot chocolate in a mason jar so it was too hot to hold.
I hate this town.

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>>727951365
How have you been?

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>>727951214
The Secret Cave. He/she is on e621. Amazing style. Mostly scalies. Very into slitplay. Apparently will draw anything for money so has some very shitty fetishes in his works as well.

My fav from when he surfaced. Started with set of this char.

>>727951323
I kinda wonder how would your char look drawn by his hand, but I have virtually no knowledge about comissions prices and it generally seems like a really expensive hobby.

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We don't have niggers in this town.

>>727951418
This fucker turned me bi I'm triggered

>>727951510
we have a black guy who stands on corners and dances

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>>727951476
>they served me hot chocolate in a mason jar
literally who would do this

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>>727951476
How are you doin syrup?
can I pour you on my pancakes?
also im eating breakfast pizza and you just gave me the idea to put syrup on it and holy shit its great

>>727951214
The Secret Cave

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>>727951498
I had a MoonMan, played blazblue, and now im drinking tea.

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>>727951537
<3 you're welcome :D

>>727951668
does this guy just not have an asshole?

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>>727951589
I will melt on your food.
>>727951579
Hipster trash because my town is awful.

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>>727951499
it can be, it's not always though. Some artists are pretty reasonable. I might look into it at some point since I do like scalie.

>>727951750
His butt is just clooosed silly

>>727951579
satan

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>>727951822
did you kill them?
pretty sure that's justifiable homicide

>>727951856
>>727951856
>>727951856
>>727951856

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Post more scallies please.

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DON'T TEMPT ME WITH DAY OFF, SATAN.

SHOO, SHOO AWAY!

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>>727951637
whats a moonman?
My brother loved blazblue, Im not a fighting fan though
Cold or Hot?
I turned 21 like 3 days ago
drinking redds blueberry

>>727951822
thanks honey bun

>>727951971
>hey sorry do you want to come in today?

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>>727951856
>this
>>727951971
take the day off, it will be fine. I'm sure that you will be okay with just one day.

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>>727951948
Everything is served in a mason jar here.
The grilled cheese they made me was pretty good though.
>>727952000
You're welcome.

>>727952083
was the grilled cheese served in a mason jar?

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>>727952083
Was teh grilled cheese served in a mason jar?

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>>727952083

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>>727952000
New Glarus

Hot chamomile

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holy shit The Secret Cave is expensive, nevermind.

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>>727951834
He is also surprisingly good in non-scalie stuff. I may find it now, or naw.
Clock is really ticking on me.

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>>727952000
Also REDDs is extremely disgusting.

>>727952304
good choices
New glarus is a bit expensive for me if im drinking alone
which is always

>>727952419
Not a fan? ive only had this blueberry ale and its pretty decent
also had some foster's earlier

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>>727952176
No, it was on a plate.
>>727952282
that's pretty great. Thanks.

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>>727952510
I dont like cheap beer. It needs some kick to it and nothing sweet.
Sweet is for vodka.

>>727952766
y..you too
can you melt into my mouth

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>>727951951
Trying. But I usually feel aversion to posting lewds. Blame my bf for that sudden pronz spam.

>I also have the best taste of course

>>727952059
Nnnonononono. I am the person who usually takes days off in chain then is put not even against the wall, but against the execution platoon and has to work 5x as hard to survive deadlines.

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>>727952887

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>>727952345
yea I saw some of it and it's pretty nice. What do you mean the clock is ticking though?
>>727952955
oh shit well nevermind, you need to go to the gym then.

>>727952711
Glad I'm.not the only one who wanted to fuck him.when I first saw him lol

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>>727951222
That'll be easy.

>>727951236
Dicks and butts.

>>727951323
Slashers are pretty shit, just have it on out of boredom.

>>727952766
you lied to me

>>727952823
speaking of vodka, I got UV blue raspberry vodka
its tasty.
I can get like 40 bottles of bud or miller for like $20.
still tastes like the shit you piss out after drinking real beer

>>727952980
sluuurp

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>>727953290
watch parks and rec then or something.

>>727951499
>>727951599
Thanks, I checked it out, nothing I liked really

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>>727953319
I dont like drinking a lot so the faster something gets me fucked up with the fewer the drinks the better.

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>>727953319

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>>727953588
I like the mellow drunk beer gets me on weekdays, but this fruity vodka is the best for days off. no burn or anything

>>727953600

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>>727953774
I dont care too much about the burn of vodka as long as I have water or something.

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>>727953948
Yeah, I usually chug water as I drink hard booze, no hangover is best

>>727953947
I want to visit a glory hole (giving side), however I'm not even sure where to start looking. Any tips?

>>727953774
that's not a vap

>>727954496
Ask Zac, he's an expert.

>>727954496
gay clubs?

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>>727954707
eatshit

>>727954678
I dont own many vaps

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>>727954678

>>727954924
>Wen u see furry porn (First tiem)

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>>727955103
>the first time i saw furry pron

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>>727955200
>that moment rite after you first fap to furry porn.

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>>727955614
i became aware of my true existence after i came to it

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>>727954849

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>>727955834
Touch benises.

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>>727955834
When you came to, did it unleash your final form?

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nom nom nom

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>>727956153
What?
But you're not supposed to like it

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>>727956643
>>727956643
with who?

>>727956751
i was beyond my final form

What's it like to get to play with a big dick

>>727957034
the same as any dick

>>727957004
neffy sends me that image all the time, it's an endearing one.

>>727957034
How big are we talking?

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>>727957170
I give up

>>727957151
oh

that's cool still then

>>727957211
whatever the biggest one you've played with, that one

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>>727957027
>>727957027
Jesus.

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>>727957487
nah. next

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>>727957027
Wow, saucy!

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WEM more like
CUTE

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>>727957561
spicy sauce

>>727957686
you really think so?

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>>727957552
Obama.

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>>727957785
I like a good white whine sauce or a thick marinara with lots of garlic and herbs.

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WAIT SPAWN WAS HERE
WHAT
I MISSED IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LOVE COME BACK

>>727957913
amabo

>>727957938
mmm yeah !

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>>727957785
yeah sure whatever

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>>727958084
wowee

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>>727958035
Marinara is just Italian gravy.

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>>727958299
i like gravy

Do italians cum Marinara?
Do germans piss beer?

>>727958421
as an italian i can confirm this

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>>727958417
Same

>>727958421
Germans drink beer and piss pabst

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>>727957944
No.

>>727958554
mmmm what kind is your favorite?

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>>727958609
The usual, tell hunbuns he's wonderful and I love him still. Thanks sweetie <3
How are you?

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>>727958629
Baby gravy

>>727958746
i like that "country" gravy you put on biscuits

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butts

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>>727958875
Yeah that stuff is pretty good.

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>>727958718
Tired and a little sad.

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>>727959064
mmm with sausages in it too <3

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>>727959188
Mmm, white gravy and sausages. What more could a guy ask for?

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>>727959305
fokin right?

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>>727959168
What's wrong darlin?

New thread?

Fucking furry faggots

>>727959409
Just in a melancholy mood. Need snuggles.

>>727960169
nini snarf

>>727960537
Night kitty.

open late

>>727959901
Yes plz

>>727960169
Wanna talk about it punkin?

make new

>>727961757
>>727961757