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Choose, faggots.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Choose, faggots.
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>>727944083
White.
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>>727944083
fucking pink what do you think

unlimited money?
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obviously red is the best option
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>>727944083
Pink. 100$ each day = never go hungry. No need to have a permanent house in the summer, you can just go live in the woods and save money.

Bumping with more choice images because I love these threads
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>>727944349
>unlimited money
That's $35k a year are you fucking stupid
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>>727944791
further bumping
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Pink. Can do lot of things with $100 a day.
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>>727944795
it might not be infinite money but it's enough for daily expenses in most places. You won't buy a house with it, but you won't go hungry either. Good enough I say!

Bump
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>>727944931
The Erection, for top keks.
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>>727944083
Pink.
>Be walking through Chuck E. Cheese
>Find keyboard ridden with white crust, Doritos flavoring and Pokemon stickers
>See name written in horrid English
>Barely legible
>OP's Keebored
>Only has 8 buttons
>Choose pink because pussy is pink
>Wallet drops out from under keyboard
>HiddenCompartment.jpg
>Compartment also decorated
>Overflowing with Mountain Dew stickers and Magnus XL Dildo coupons
>Throw keyboard in trash
>Look through wallet
>Find $100
>Gawddamn
>Nice wallet too
>Put in pocket
>Leave Chuck E. Cheese's
>Go home and get wasted with bros
>Pass out
>Wake up
>Drank
>Fumble through clothing
>Find wallet
>Another $100
>wtf.img
>Go downtown to spend my cashola
>Nogcity
>Niggers everywhere I turn
>They can smell the money
>Get jumped
>3 Nogs huge enough to be considered Gorilla's
>Get ass beat
>Wallet stolen
>Leave with my pride broken
>After a few days of pity drinking and fleshlight fucking, turn on the T.V.
>Whole city is in flames
>Hot New's Lady telling us the report
>Would force tit-fuck
>something about a magic wallet
>Helicopter in the sky, LIVE NEWS
>See the nogs that stole my wallet
>Gun battle between rival nog tribes
>Mass amounts of Nogs getting obliterated
>Helicopter cameraman swerves right
>See's the highway painted black
>Thousands upon thousands of niggers
>Killing for the wallet
>Mfw I caused the Niggeracalypse
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>>727945073
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literally every choice is shit except the pink one
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>>727944083
Red is the obvious choice.

Everyone will tolerate you if you say what they expect.
Would work better than having an IQ of 500.
Can't predict 1 year into the future, but can predict what people will do.
Infinite money by stealing people password/PIN numbers.
You have to eat and shit, meh no big deal.
No midgets though.
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>>727945476
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>>727944083
Green. Fuck other people.
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>>727946141
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>>727946491
I know that noone is reading this but well, those are the images I've got
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>>727944083
Pink is the only logical option.
$700 a week just for doing nothing
Get a part time job on top of that and earn a decent full time wage for only working part time.
All of the others are actually retarded.

Green would naybe be useful if you could turn the IQ into billion dollare ideas however i assume the fact that you ant communicate means you wouldnt be able to market/ sell so you wouldnt be able to make profit.

Pink 1000%
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Pink because money and red is creepy
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Bunch of fags
Orange - see up to one year in the future.
See winning numbers for any local game. Be it sports, lottery play thosw numbers for 1 year become rich
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>>727944791
so take the 5 million pay cut to get 35 points

woman - 18 points
kitchen - 6 points
TV - 7 points
Library - 4 points
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>>727944083
>red
>become a profesional poker player
>get into tournaments, become millionare
>retire
>Now I'm rich and can read minds
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>>727944791
fuck this is hard
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>>727944791
kitchen-6
jacuzzi-3
workout room-5
library-4
train set (wtf, thats awesome)-2.
surround sound-4
workshop-6
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immortal
shapeshifting
dimension castle
>fuck yeah
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>>727944083
Pink, I already make 25k. I can choose to stop working or I can just have a big increase to my income.
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>>727944083
pink. easy to take care of eveything that way.
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>>727944083
Anyone have the button cyoa where you can choose to permanently wipe things like disease, war, famine, etc from the world.
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>>727944349
Red, join the texas holdem poker scene and win every deal. Way better than $100 every day...
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>>727951273
Sounds gay.
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Pink, because eBay is my shit.
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>>727944791
>

>>727948743
what do the red squares mean
I guess I might miss movies

>>727949522
>train set (wtf, thats awesome)-2.
you are going to be a full fledged train autist when you get out
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>>727944083
Where's stamina when I need it.
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>>727944083
>press green button to become high functioning autist

I chuckled.
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>>727952162
red squares were possible choices
green circles were final choices

what the fuck was the point of picking the computer if you don't have internet/movies/games etc?
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>>727944083
Green. I'd take the sacrifice to advance science by a buttload
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>>727952803
>what the fuck was the point of picking the computer if you don't have internet/movies/games etc?
computing/research/trying out stuff
writing
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>>727945073
you'd be rich in moldavia unless we are talking 100 zimbabwean dollars
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>>727953179
>>727952803
now that you mention it maybe workshop would have been great too
it really is hard
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>>727946425
>roll 3d10
>powers start at 1
dumb fuck
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>>727946023
The goa'uld sound pretty nice
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purple is not bad but I'd go for red and use my powers for evil
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>>727946425
I'd pick spirits and I just want to point out that ki users are weak to magic, not immune. At least if you're going off dragon ball, which your picture suggests
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>>727944791
-Full Kitchen (6 pts)
-Skylight (2 pts)
-Movies and Tv shows (4 pts)
-All music (4 pts)
-Workout room (5 pts)
-Library (4 pts)
-Hygiene products and jacuzzi (3 pts)
-Medical care (2 pts)
Easy mode
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>>727944791
Full kitchen because I can spend time cooking my own meals, and its healthier.
Library because it would provide entertainment and nude mags
cell phone to talk with people
new delhi school for healthcare
garden for mental stimulation, and all the weed i can grow
kitten because i like cats, and so I dont die from social depravation
hygene products
all movies and tv shows
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If I press blue, how "tolerant" are they exactly?

Red, unless blue is tolerant to an absurd degree
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>>727944083
Red
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>>727944931
The mic
spotlight can be power
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>>727944083
Red, which will pay for itself in card games.
Pink is second best option.
Grey is for autists.
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>>727945292
musculature
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Okay
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>>727945476
+2 bonus points
+2 intelligence
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>>727954003

you get 3 powers... not hard to figure out
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>>727945073
B
R
F
runes, you would be a sleepless immortal fire being
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>>727946023
Spirits
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>>727944083
anyone not saying red is retarded

with a little legwork red gives you the benefits of almost every button and many other things besides
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>>727944083
>red
useful
>blue
who gives a fuck
>yellow
meme bait
>green
IQ is irrelevant to accomplishment and loss of ezpz communication is a dealbreaker
>orange
what does that even mean
>purple
i'm don't have that problem
>grey
potentially useful if controllable
>pink
poor people bait

take red, if you can't figure out how to make more than 35k a year off of being able to literally read minds then you should have hit the green button.
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Choose faggots.
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>>727958583
painproof, wish, fly
>don't need disease pill if you have painproof
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It's not clear at all what green means. I can't talk or communicate to people at all? that makes no sense

either red or green
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>>727958784
red
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>>727958420
paradise
>>727958583
wish

Those were both pretty easy tbh.
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>>727958828
they're all so broken that i wouldn't mind just picking one at random.
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>>727944083
If the Pink button means I get $100 each day, I choose that. If, by following your still messed up English, you mean I'll become a wallet with $100, then I choose blue.
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>>727944083
Pink. $100 a day is all I need.
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>>727959132
>>727959053
You guys are retards. I'm no richfag but what third world shithole do you live in where that's actually a lot of money?
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>>727944083
Pink is the only one that can't tragically backfire.
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>>727959297

$36.5k USD every year, untaxed, for doing nothing is a lot of money in any part of the world, faggot

Califag here
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looking at al the pictures and options, a lot of them make no sense and are retarded
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>>727959132
>>727959053
You would take 100$ a day over being able to read peoples' minds? With red you could manipulate your way into power and wealth or even better.
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>>727959524
Just shows how stupid these zombies are
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>>727959132
>being so poor that you consider making 35k a year a super power
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>>727958420
>you can any power you want except for omnipotence
that's a fallacy
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>>727945073
These are by no means normal runes!
This is clearly Elder Futhark! but it is only known by the Elite.
Where did you find these fine engravings?
Tell us now thrall, before we severe your worthless head!
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>>727944083
Red

>Start playing poker
>go to tourneys
>get better at poker naturally on top of mind reading powers
>win money
>become the best or at least competent enough to win decent money
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>>727944083
I'll take the midgets.
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>>727944083
Pink. $36,500 per year. Kek.
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>>727948146

first thing I thought with red too. small minded fuckers thinking pink coz 100/day

with red you can go out and get a couple hundy K in an afternoon
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>>727944791
Barry bonds x4
Pool table x2
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>>727944083
Pink
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>>727945073
immortal
>stops after 1000 years
>don't float through space for eternity

shapeshift
>just as good as invisibility because you can become an indestructible insect... or a smoking hot chick
>can escape pretty much anything so you dont rot in prison for 1000 years

reality warping
>creates a fail safe for other two powers
>time control is OP
>can indirectly achieve some of the same things as physical prowess, but more versatile

final answer
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>>727958995
A seeker's curiosity

>subtle and hard to notice
>won't be treated like a freak
>useful in modern society
>broken ass powers
>can make stupid hoes fall in love with you easy as fuck
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>>727944083
Green is the best. Who wants to communicate with others anyway?
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>>727944083
fucking grey for sure
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>>727944083
red
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>>727961136
underrated post
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>>727944791
>>727945041
>>727945264
>>727945452
>>727950262
>>727950395
>>727952129
>>727955820
>>727959053
>>727959392
>>727960577
>>727961223
Poorfags detected.

Poor saps. Top kek. Choosing the future pill, you could have made millions at Casinos without even trying.
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>>727944083
Green, obviously.

A 500 IQ would be basically a human computer, able to process data at incredible speed as well as store it, connecting dots people who don't even see.

Can't communicate directly? Text to speech, write on a board, whatever, problem solved, eeeeeasy.

Fuck yeah, green!
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>>727945292
replacement heart, bruh. Going to cheat that heart disease I got coming in 65 years.
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>>727962744
>minus the who
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>>727944083
Red, clearly. Not even a contest.
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>>727944083
Pink. I could fund my sissy habit way easier.
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>>727944083
Orange is just the power of imagination of it's not the definite or "current" future.
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reolp[
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>>727944083
pink assuming that the hundreds can stack
but even if they dont I can deposit it or store it somewhere
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>>727963666
satan checkt
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>>727944791
30 points
7 - Paid Upfront with Access to Stock Market
5 - Workout Room
6 - Full Kitchen
1 - Pool Table
6 - Workshop
4 - Library
1 - Gun
(1 point left over.)

1. Invest $10mil in diversified stock fund at start, and do not touch it for the 10 years. 10nyears of compound interest, between 4-12 percent annual return, get out with $14.8-31mil.
2. Only pick things that would be used to improve myself.
3. Once I'm in there, there's nothing for me to do but improve. No option to sit on my ass and be lazy. Forced to cook my own meals, work out, read, or make shit.
4. If I am an irreparably lazy fat slob, and even in those conditions I can't bring myself to improve, then I have the gun to just end it.
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>>727945073
become superman
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>>727944083
Red obviously, use it to take over the world.
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>>727944791
so basically I just do what I usually do and get 10 mil for it
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>>727945073
10
Fuck, I was going to choose 5 but being an artist myself, this is just too fucking cool, I can have a qt14 android loli, a zombie cyborg loli, a dragon girl that can turn into a human form, and get my own fucking dimension. Fuck, I could make a grand hall that rivals Valhalla itself!
13
This one is easy, I can increase my strength, can fly, can become a "mist" form, can increase my dick size, become an immortal by changing my cellular structure, and become a fucking dragon.
14
I can turn all weapons, tanks, ships, planes, armour, whatever into whatever and dominate a battlefield, any body who is jealous enough to ostracise me will either be persuaded by me becoming a hot futa chick of their desires with a 10/10 pussy and knotted dragon horse cock, or if they are a girl I don't even need to transform, If these don't work I can always persuade them through force.
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>>727944083
Green.

In a few years you'd have perpetual youth and maybe the entire world.

Who the hell would pick yellow or purple? Joys of life stripped away.
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>>727958583
Wish
Future
Money

You for real? How is this a choice?
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>>727944083
Anyone who says pink is an idiot. You can make way more money if you can read minds, and manipulate for sex or any other reason. Possibilities are endless with red.
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>>727964246
I take the 18 yr old the gun and a puppy
>fuck the 18 yr old
>shoot her then the puppy then myself
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>>727945292
replacement ears no hesitation, my ears are pretty much fucked
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>>727944083
green so I can make anime real
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>>727944083
>limp dick midgets
Limp Dick Midgets
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>>727962826
Teleport
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>>727956974
this
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>>727964390
Edgelord detected
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>>727944083
fuckin pink.

thats 36,500 a year, thats middle class for doing nothing, if you work a part time job that pays 10.50 an hour (check walmart) for only 25 hours a week, so like 3 or 4 shifts you are making near 50k a year for little to nothing. fucking yes im taking that, i could go live my life as i want, i wont be filthy rich, but ill never be poor either.
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>>727945476
+3 intellegence
-1 durability
-1 agility
-1 charisma
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>>727944083
>Green
I would further my career as a musician. Communicating via waves and expression through art for the message, not directly.
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Bep
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pink, because I'm hella broke.
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>>727946833
>charnite
>masked man
>dragon
>monstrous mount
>become Nameless King
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>>727964835
rollan
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>>727944083
Pink
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>>727944083
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>>727944083
Probably red.
Orange has great potential, but it sounds like you can't control when in the future exactly you're seeing, which makes it harder to make any money with it and I wonder if you can even focus on a specific thing in the future or if you only see a general/vague representation. No winning lottery numbers for instance.

Pink would be nice for easy money to live fairly comfortably around here, but it would take effort to explain that sudden +3k a month you have; you'd basically have to launder it to avoid weird looks or have the IRS investigate you.

Red would require effort to make money with, but besides potentially lucrative effects it'll also have other applications.
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>>727945476
I'm gonna go for a strength build
-3 intelligence
-3 charisma
3 bonus points
+3 durability
+3 strength
+3 agility
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>>727944791
>18 yo vs dog
I guess I will have less naging with the dog
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>>727944083
yellow or pink i'm undecided
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>>727944083
Orange is the best by far, assuming it isn't a single use thing.
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>>727964835
Wew lad let's do this
I'll have high points anyway, masochism tends to pay off like that.
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>>727944791
>internet
>can't download anything
It's like having a car with no gas, you can't even view a single website.
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relling ladz XD
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>>727967796
yeah whoever made it is retarded in the technical aspects

they obviously mean torrenting video games or books or anything that would make the other options pointless
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>>727944083
pink, duh
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Grey
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>>727944083
midgets
or
money

>>727944791
>kitchen 6
>Workoutroom 5 (11)
>Library 4 (15)
>workshop 6 (21)
>dog 6 (27)
>garden 2 (29)
>music 4 (31)
>jaccuzi 3 (34)

If the facility I live in is big, I would not need a workout place and have 29 points

>Internet without stream
what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
seriously, this means no youtube or the likes

>>727945073
>Flying power
>Pass through objects/walls
>Running & reflexes
with this I can go everywhere I want and no one can harm me


>>727945292
>eyes
I would turn them off when I am about ready to sleep and go to bed
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>>727968316
>what is it good for?
playing internet games (if you have games)
running websites
reading news I guess
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>>727964835
>>727967637
I'd actually have 3 points left over.

I'd throw the whole list down of how many of those punishments I'd take but how much shit I'm grabbing in return, but that'd be a long list.
tl;dr I'm down for some hardcore shit but during downtime I'm going to be fucking comfy.
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>>727964835
roll boys
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>>727963822
exchange the gun for a garden, you will find nature necessary to maintain sanity.
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>>727944791
>reduce payout to 0
>spend 35 points on 5 Barry bonds
>unlimited drugs
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>>727964835
Roll
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>>727947408
Exactly. Fucking idiots. Win lotto or some shit, fucking multiple times.
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>>727958583
Drug Pill then take the other nine pills since I won't have combustion because no bad side effects
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>>727944791
Kitchen, skylight, attractive 18 year old, library.
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>>727971795
you smart
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Purpple is best for me. Everything else i dont need.
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>>727944791
>full kitchen
>movies and tv shows
>internet
>all video games

just like irl haha
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>>727958583
>money pill
>decide to buy Apple
>instant 500 billion on bank acc to buy Apple
>sell Apple
>500 billion on bank acc
>feelsgoodman
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>>727972822
"exactly as much money as you need" so if you then go to buy a hotdog it will just have 1.50$ on there. Checkmate
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>>727972957
withdraw it from bank acc and transport it via big ass cargoship to my cash warehouse, checkmate
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>>727973226
what's the fucking point, you'll never need it
umm
checkmate
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>>727973311
what about use it to fund wars and make global chaos, checkmate
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>>727944791

I want 5 more points for $5m less:

medical care, 3
kitchen, 6
skylight, 2
workout room, 5
tv, 7
hygiene products and jacuzzi, 3
cell phone, 3
surround sound, 4
garden with greenhouse, 2

35 pt
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>>727944083
Roll
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>>727944931
Honestly, typewriter.
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>>727944791
you all missed the obvious choice.
7 points for money upfront
6 points for workshop tools and supplies
2 points for skylight

build ladder to skylight, smash glass, go home to 10 mil.
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>>727944083
red and green
hard to pick really
i do like red better really
but green might be better
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>>727973745
top kek
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>>727945073
Clearly I'd pick the sexual touch, teleportation, and shapeshifting....

Think of the possibilities
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>>727944083
Blue.
You can do anything if you apologize, since youre are tolerable.

>walk into bank
>take a clerckt card to the safe
> "what are you doing? Stop."
> "im sorry i'll just be a minute" make a cute face
> has to tolerate this because button
> open safe, take money
>"we are being robbed, someone stop him"
> police show up, surrond me.
> "anon leave the money on the floor and come with your hands up or we will use force"
> "i sorry, i didn't mean to"
> mfw they have to tollerate this
> "fine just just leave the money and go"
> " im gonna keep half"
> " you cant..."
> "you can help me carry the other half"
They have to tolerate this

Later that day:
>" mister anon , you cant just enter the oval office"
> " oh sorry, i didn't know that"
> continue to the president
> kill president in cold blood
>he has to tolerate this
> "the president has been assasinated! Retaliate!"
> " b-but i didn't mean to"
> they have to forgive me and tolerate this bullshit because i pressed the blue button.

I can just go on from here. This is why tolerance is bullshit.
>>
>>727944083
0-9
0-none
9-roll again
dubs-all
>>
>>727958583
>deathpill on myself
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>>727944083
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>>727945073
Reality warping, alt-dimensional crib, Portal.
>>727945292
Replacement Heart
>>727945476
This one says that you can further develop your abilities anyway, so with that in mind
- +2 bonus
- -1 Dexterity
- +3 Intelligence (if you can improve further, may as well be smart enough to not fuck up when you do improve)
>>727946023
Psionics because i like the concept.
>>727946141
Adventure Mode
>>727958420
Great Observer, purely for personal tastes.
>>727958828
This one is tricky, im torn between the challice and the Architects Compass. However, if I am forced to pick only one, i choose the Architects Compass, purely for wormholes into alternate realities.
>>727958995
Seeker's Curiosity. Teleportation is too useful to pass up, everything else is just a bonus.
>>727958632
This is the most difficult question for me. However, I feel like Lux will make me reap the most rewards in the future, with the fewest restrictions. Granted, i'm sure i can find a loophole to this eventually, or a way "Around" through a technicality. If I couldn't choose Lux, i would choose Amlia.
>>
>>727974608
What if freddie IS my waifu?
>>
>>727944083
uhm red.. as long as i can do it willingly and not have to hear the thoughts of everyone around me
>>
>>727944791
Full kitchen
Music
Workout room
Hottub
Infinite Weed
A Mutt
>>
>>727954894
How will you use music and tv-shows?
>>
>>727944931
Check Box.
De-facto legal immunity. I could stop paying taxes, I could build a house on public ground, and I won't be dragged to court.

Also, I would start a political career, my party would at least get a quarter of the votes in any election.

Also, I could try to sell my abilities to foreign politicians.
>>
>>727945292
>When your lungs are so full of tar from pot you literally hack up resin
End my suffering
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>>727965929
Lemon Lime, felt like i've had fog in my mind for the longest time. Want to say fuck that shit.
>>
>>727944083
What illiterate cock wrote this?
>anyone's thoughts
>don't know the exact future it is
>You're wallet
>>
>>727975960
With the sound system they include you stupid nigger
>>
>>727944083
Pink cause I'm not a fucking idiot.
>>
>>727944083
Why would anyone not pick red.
>>
>>727944083
Pink me bruh
>>
>>727976626
I feel like it would suck
>>
>>727946491
Starship.

Start corporation. Mine ressources from Asteroids. Do research everywhere in the Solar System. Build colonies.

Later: Declare myself Emperor of Outside-Earth. Reign supreme.
>>
>>727945073
>Flying
>Intangible at will
>Immortal

I would fly through fucking space.
>>
>>727946141
Relive life. Easy mode.
>>
>>727944791
10 years is a long time, so...

Down to 5 million = 35 points to spend.
Garden/Greenhouse
Healthcare
Hygiene / Jacuzzi
Smart Phone
Library
Fitness Room
Kitchen
Music System
Workshop

Leave after ten years as a fit and well-educated craftsman.
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>>727945476
+3 intelligence from the 6 months of utter terror. Hope it's a chick though. Pick your wand whilst you're at it
>>
>>727944083
Red, Blue or Orange.
>>
>>727958583
Disease Immune, Painproof, Wish.

Never be sick again, always heal from injuries. can wish for anything to get/happen except the few other choices/effects I didn't take.

Wish for Mind Control, take over my country, become Emperor, the usual.
>>
>>727964835
Roll
>>
>>727977123
roll
>>
Where's the pic that has the choices of societies to live, like ancapistan, fascism, communism, technocracy etc
>>
>>727958583
Future, Fly, Painproof

Make billions on the stock market and buy up all the big tech companies using the future pill. Impervious to assassination attempts with the painproof pill. Fly pill for fun (I will never not choose flying).
>>
>>727958828
The Telescope.

Shake hands with a lot of MPs.
Become German chancellor.
Call for constitutional convention.
Shake hands, again.
New constitution, me as Kaiser.
>>
>>727958995
Why are there no negative effetcs for Hawk's Feather?
>>
>>727962826
Teleport.

Steal gold from Fort Knox.
>>
>>727965929
>Could have super strength
>But I'd have to drink an orange soda
Not worth it. I'll go with root beer
>>
>>727965929
I'd rather be lucky than good.
Cherry for me, thanks.
>>
>>727944083
Green, because youre super intelligent.

Invent time travel and obtain all the other powers, then become rich by inventing some shit that everyone wants and possibly create these powers anyway.

Noobs.
>>
>>727979320
enjoy your lonileness
>>
>>727944083
Purple, that way I will save money not buying food

>>727944791
Vidya, tech computer, movies -14p
Workout room, library -9p
Full kitchen -6p
Pool table - 1p
Bretty good if you ask me.
>>
>>727944931
godtube
>>
>>727944791
I'll take
>woman for sex (will she also be there apart from the sex?)
>fast food
>workout room
>hygiene products and a jacuzzi bathtub
>surround sound system with all recorded music
>pool table (1 point, why not)
equals to 35 points
>>
>>727973745
>"you are being forced"
doesn't sound like they will let you go that easily :^)
>>
>>727944791
Kitchen for 6 library for 4 sound system for 4 doctor and hygiene products for 5 gym for 5 idk about the remaing 6
>>
>>727980069
>no internet
>>
>>727944083
Probably pink. Not because I think $100 a day is a lot, but because I could work a job that I really enjoy that doesn't pay much, but potentially have double to cash at the end.
>>
>>727981783
You wont get 100$ every day, it means your wallet will contain 100$ every day. If you have 5000$ in your wallet itll shrink to 100$ the next day.
>>
>>727959736
35k a year without taxes is quite a bit of cash in most places
>>
>>727982116
just remove it from your wallet you nog
>>
>>727944083

i'm a simple man, gimme the cash
>>
>>727944083
>Acquire piece of wood
>Lay over all buttons
>Push down wood
>Profit
>>
>>727944791
18 Year Old, Barry Bonds, Unlimited Drugs
>>
>>727965929
Ginger Ale.
Peak Health sounds nice, especially when considering I'll be an oldfag one day.
>>
>>727944791
Kitchen, woman, workout room, pool table
>>
Imagine being 1957 & choosing the pink button for 10 "decent money" $ a week.
>>
>>727944931
anyone who doesn't pick power up+ is mentally challanged
being invisible is all you need for a great life and double thinking speed is just an added bonus. the rest are not too useful but who cares you are invisible
just walk up to any single person at night and beat the shit out of them while they can't see you then rape/mug them
steal anything you want and be rich
>>
>>727984397
why would you want to live like that
>>
>>727944931
>Avatar: ability to create false credentials that work.

Hi. I'm with the Bureau of Cumdumpster Testing and Certification. I'll need to drop a load inside of you, maam.

Fuck off pervert, that's not a thing.
*produce badge*
Oh, sorry officer. Carry on.
>>
>>727958632
Amlia for life Quet get out
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