what is the hardest part about raising a daughter?

making sure she doesn't buy into jewish propaganda and become a mudshark.

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>>727911139
not fucking her i guess...kek

My boner

Not sniffing her used diapers.

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>>727911139
>the hardest part
>this dick

Post more loli. I had a shit day at work and some loli would really calm me down

They are so sweet and cute

>>727911139
my own daughter or someone else's?

Tying to stop me from becoming her new daddy

there's literally no fucking way this thread will ever get funny.

>>727912449
Your post made me laugh.

>>727912743
your laugh made me post

>>727912984
Post your laugh me made?

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Okay, on a more serious note, I'm a new father to a now 4 month old little girl. And I think the hardest part so far is the thought of her growing up and possibly becoming sexual active with anyone. I don't like the thought. But I know what I was like at a relatively young age. I hate what the world has become and the many influences I know my daughter can get caught up in. Boys. Drugs. Partying. Drinking. I feel like I have to do my best to protect her from a force my own parents and many others have failed to protect me or even her mother. Also niggers. I'd literally fucking Lynch a nigger if she brought home a roodypoo.

>>727911777
Checkd

>>727913863
Not op. Do you think It'd be a good idea to raise a daughter in a Christian environment? You know, just to convince her not to grow up as a drug using slut.

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>>727912298

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>>727911139
Not telling strangers how proud you are of her for not being a degenerate whore.

>>727914260
Nice. I was gonna request cute non-lewd but I didn't want to seem like a faggot. Thanks

Teaching her how to dance: https://youtu.be/-wuQBJvKe0Y

>>727914142
When I was growing up, the Catholic School girls were always the ones
that were the wildest..., I mean..., totally off the chain, 'girls gone wild', hard-drinking cum-dumpsters.
Take away from that real-life experience, whatever you choose to.

>>727914452
i feel sick

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>>727914437
Oh, coincidence I wanted to go for the non lewd. And nothing faggot about some cuteness

>>727913863
you do realize the more you try to protect her from niggers the more likely she will fuck one to rebel. might as well just accept she will naturally deviate towards nigger cock if its in her nature.

>>727911139
Eventually telling her she is not a special snowflake and will be constantly under mental attack from horny men that just wanna fuck her. Not to mention telling her she will have to work and study twice as hard to get the same pay rate as her male counterpart.

Saving up to buy her a hoverboard: https://youtu.be/Zog-ZsnfAiU

>>727914584
Aw man not Catholics, those are "fake" Christians. I grew up in a Baptist school and it was what you'd expect from a Christian school, good environment, not one fucking bully, just teasing and that's it. It was heaven tbh. It wasn't perfect though, we did do normal things like sex but we never did anything extreme. Never lived a good childhood I guess but made my father proud by being obedient and not a brat. I think its a good idea, let her abandon the religion later on when she matures, it'd be a good idea tbh

>>727911139
Well OP, when she becomes a teenager and bitches about everything

Hardest part about raising a daughter? Having to constantly protect her from people like us ofcourse trying to turn her into a cumbucket, and raising her not to be a slut

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daughters are cancer

imagine this walking about the city all day asking to be fucked or raped

fucking disgusting

>>727911139
Explaining why you masterbate to girls like her and why mommy isn't coming home

Teaching her how to eat healthy: https://youtu.be/d5lZXwI1UqY

>>727913863
Look /b/ro just calm yourself, just be there for her and talking openly to her, especially about stuff like you just stated, drugs, sex and the etc. Tell her what you have learned from growing up so she wont make the same mistakes. Best thing to keep her away from niggers is develop a good relationship with, not sexually.

the cost of diapers
taxes
her teeth scrapes

>>727911139
That she will grow up to eat someone else dick, and take a huge load from another man.

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>>727914638
Oh well, I hope you, and everyone else in this thread has a nice rest of the day/night. Wish you well, anons, and good luck to OP for the future

>>727911139
Find a willing woman who'll let me stick my cock in her

>>727914437
Too late, you already look like one

>>727915689
bahahahahahahahaha lol

>>727915801
how do you know what he looks like? do you have a camera in his room...do you have a camera in my room?

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>>727911139
Making sure she is well fed

Black boyfriends, if I have a daughter at birth I'm killing it

>>727915943
b... both

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>>727916112

Protip
90% chance your girl will become a cocksucking stacy by age 16 esp if she's in the west

Protip
the younger a girl is when she first has sex, the more lifetime partners she has; the more likely the chance she'll be a worse wife and destroy an innocent man's life

Protip
Don't let her watch (((TV))). Strongly control the media she consumes and guide her so she wont be brainwashed into being a whore

Protip
Dont buy her slut clothing. No yoga pants. Only non-slut panties.

Protip
Don't let her date a chad. Specifically train her to seek out nerdy kids so that Ernie has a chance instead of some roidmonkey jock who peaks at 17. The nerdy kid will be far more likely to stay loyal to your daughter.

Protip
Girls only follow the strongest, so always appear to be intimidatingly strong to your kids.

Protip
don't be a complete dickhead, be a cool COACH, not a friend, not a deadbeat / retard jock type

Follow my advice and you'll be one of the few decent millennial parents around

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>>727911139
roll

>>727916990
for what?

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keeping it between the lines

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>>727917143
die

>>727913863
>Also niggers. I'd literally fucking Lynch a nigger if she brought home a roodypoo.
you had me agreeing to an extent but i now fear for to future of your child

>>727917283
why are you suicidal?

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>>727917418
>roodypoo
he posts on here. how could you not be.

>>727917418
for the longest time ive held the belief that anyone who cant advance humankind in any way shape or form is literally a waste of resources and im slowly realizing i am one of those people

>>727914829
Found the feminist, post tits or gtfo skank trump is president bitch.

>>727916898
>Don't let her date a chad. Specifically train her to seek out nerdy kids so that Ernie has a chance instead of some roidmonkey jock who peaks at 17. The nerdy kid will be far more likely to stay loyal to your daughter.

I disagree with this as it flies in the face of your previous point- which I agree with...

>the more likely the chance she'll be a worse wife and destroy an innocent man's life

She's always going to cheat on the nerdy innocent guy with a chad, so she'll ruin her husband's life if he's a pussy. You should train your daughter to date chads with morals and virtues- if such a "chad" exists. Really just a mature guy, you'll be able to judge if you have virtue yourself. Also you don't want your grandchildren to be little pussies.

MODS!!!!!

>>727916898
>Don't let her date a chad. Specifically train her to seek out nerdy kids so that Ernie has a chance instead of some roidmonkey jock who peaks at 17. The nerdy kid will be far more likely to stay loyal to your daughter.

HA HA HA HA

Sorry, but I totally dont want her to date a LOSER

>>727918251
FAGGOT!!!!!

>>727911139
One of my most prized possessions is a fathers day card sent to me a year after the mum and her daughter moved out (daughter not mine).

The card simply said I was the best dad.

mods!

>>727918346
Not the same guy. You would have her get fucked by chad and all his friends then. Enjoy getting grandkids really early

>>727914452
Imagine how tight that pussy is... Hnggggg

>>727914452
Fucking sand people

>>727918547
Totally not letting her date losers. Look at how pity you both are

>>727918643
they scare easily but they will return, and in greater numbers

>>727918692
>golly father says i should date x, y or z...hello w wanna finger bang

>>727917620
You were never asked to be born and neither was anyone else

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>>727918766
kek

>>727917394
>Goes on /b/.
>Is not racist.
Choose 1.

>>727919462
>Goes on /pol/.
>Is not racist.
Choose 1.

ftfy

>>727916112
What's wrong with you?

>>727919671
wrong as fuck

>>727912298
ted?

>>727919771
you don't want your daughter to be well fed?

>>727919773
>/pol/ isn't full of racists
k kid

>>727911139
Teach her how to thibk critically of everything she sees. Also, books (must be quality books e.g. Tolstoy, Goethe, Voltaire, Dostoevsky etc, not that mainstream trash like John Green or Suzanne Collins) and documentaries should be the replacement of normie media. Don't buy her a cellphone and/or makeup until she's 15 and teach her maths or hire good math teachers.
Also, get her into some kind of sport.
She'll eventually become an intellectual that doesn't buy into the feminist propaganda and knows how to deal with shit in life and not make poor decisions.
She'll probably grow up to be a huge nerd and that will throw off quite a few dudes, but the ones that won't will be well-educated and decent men.

Source: I know a quite a few of girls like this.

>>727919897
you can shut up now, you are not winning at all

>>727919912
generally good advice, throw neil gaimen, in the reading list also

>>727920051
k kid

>>727919857
Again, what is wrong with you and why is photo of a screen?

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>>727919912
normie but legit.

confused/10

>>727916112
Is that insanity is true?

Father of two. Teaching them how to dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P05J5_X-Ddk

Please don't rise them /b/tard style. Seriously do everything your parents didn't do for you.

>>727918251
F u

>>727920316
I doubt any of them are actually asking for advice from btards. Otherwise the CPS would be involved.

>>727920316
wtf is the point of this? why would you let you're daughter do this?

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>>727918118
I don't. You should post it again.

The best parent advice; don't get parent advice on /b/.
Especially from the edgy women haters.

>>727920608
have ye seen those abs? Dancing is the best workout a leetle girl can have.
Happiness+endurance+healthy hobby

>>727920768
THIS

>>727914452

fk you now i have a boner

>>727921064
Why? What is it?

>>727921210

look yourself

>>727911777

/thread

>>727921304
Nah.

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>>727916112
can't argue with science

>>727921435

ok: it's a girl of 4/5 years dancing in a sexually explicit way.

>>727921558
yea.. no thanks. i dont like prison

>>727914452
god that music is trash

>>727921539
I doubt it's even close to true.

Dude's probably made a whole set of "facts" that fit his twisted view.

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>>727921722
How do you know? Have you ever been there?

>>727921855
SEMEN DEMON

>>727921722
why would you go to prison?

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No, just...no. To this entire thread.

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>>727921825
the only thing that's twisted is your titties

>>727921935
then gtfo, was that really so difficult you had to be told what to do? maybe this is why there's a wage gap

also tits oe gtfo

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>>727921890

>>727921944
What other "facts" have you got?

Dead bodies make good compost?

>loli

okay i can deal

>incest loli

nah fuck off scum

>>727922112
lol maybe they do

>>727922118
would you say 'its beatdown time'?

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>>727922272
more like "beat-off" time

>>727922433
/thread

>>727916112
Who the hell is this aimed at?

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>>727922433
>>727922533

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>>727922433
lewd

>>727922623
It's aimed at her face

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>>727922715
this fucking thread.. kek