American cuisine.
>>727904564
Oh, fuck off. We don't use chapstick butter and you know it. We definitely eat bread though.
Finnish cuisine
>>727904564
lol is that real?
>>727904622
>>727904669
why so much canned and processed?
Sweden might not be perfect, but at least we have Squeeze bacon.
>>727904669
is that a irl pepe on those weiners
>>727904669
is that dead mouse or some rotten sauce?
>>727904622
>>727904564
Any other can fans out there that has tried the Christmas tinner?
>>727904564
>>727904564
.
>>727904669
>All
Ihana!
>>727904564
>popular main dish
>>727905048
seems to be barely any turkey at all when there is a turkey on the can?
>>727904892
The fat bitch is right, because that food is why you Americans are 60% overweight, need constantly healthcare reforms, etc.
You need some healthy foods that are tasty, fresh and clean.
>>727904811
Oh fuck no
>>727904564
I straight saw that and said "That's a pretty good idea"
brb going to kill myself
>>727905177
He said American, not German.
>>727904811
last time I saw something like that I had to flush twice.
>>727904811
looks like my toilet after a night of mexican.
>>727905267
Swedes also like it
we got globalization you know.
>>727905179
I guess it was to make a more balanced meal
>>727904811
vad i helvete.....
>>727904564
You're an idiot. America has as many different cuisines as states.
Mmmm-mmmm~
>>727905462
haha is funi becase woud taste bad
eurofag asking: why is all american food yellow?
>>727904564
Fuck you its just easy to use, it's called being smart we invented fries too, much easier to dip in sauce and eat, better than your stupid potato wedge crap europoor
>>727905617
i think the joke is that the butter is trash. butter from companies/people who care about their work have some pretty alright tasting butter. its not just fat and salt
>>727905611
It's their unnatural fetish of having everything cheesy or hints of masses of bacon.
>>727905611
that's actually Canadian Kraft dinner
>>727904811
April Fool's was two days ago, faggot. This isn't real.
>>727904564
everyone likes it
it's good
it's delivered
it's ordered by phone
Glorious meal!
>>727905617
>we invented fries
yeah and first thought was
>Joe, let's call it French Fries!
>>727905942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBGO6-gbegI
It has also been available on thinkgeek for a very long time if you are not Swedish.
>>727906335
the french deserve some pretty mad respect in the US.... i mean, not lately, theyre dropping the fucking ball like no other
>>727904564
Well done steak with ketchup.
If le fancy restaurant don't even heve plain basic ketchup I simply order it rare with natural menstruall red ketchup inside - noticed hipsters and vapers like it that way, some fashion or something like sushi perhaps. But I as real american just need some fucking ketchup, thats all that matters. Will not masturbate on some fucking meat for sucks sake..
>>727906411
that egg is burnt to fuck. like ruined, throw it away and try again, rinse repeat until you dont fuck it up so bad
>>727905617
Actually try Belgium as the home of fries. They fried potatoes back in the 18th Century, Americans arrived in Belgium in WW1 and saw the fries and called them French Fries because they didn't know they were actually in Belgium and thought it was still France.
>>727905611
we here like our shitty cheese.
>>727906705
this
>>727906705
Ya, they're bad for that.
> Indian
> no where near India
>>727906990
to be fair that guy was Italian.
>>727905201
Shut up, ya sneaky gook
>>727906990
They are just bad at invading lands which names they've never heard of.
>>727907141
This. I was gonna say this but ya beat me to it.
>>727907184
Scottish actually, and you know why Asians are quiet and sneaky?
Because they are not fat cunts like yourself with your elephant stomping feet.
I bet your local fatkid burger joint can hear you a mile away...
"Yo Boss, put on 20 burgers here comes Anon, I can feel his tremors as he walks".
>>727907348
Uh...they don't seem to be too bad at it to me, if you'd like to take a look at the current demographics of North America.
>>727907184
You mad? Have a look at their burgers, guess what still less fatty than American mass-produced ingredient burgers.
You yanks sure love your sinew and bonemarrow MRM burgers.
>>727905048
Why would anyone take the time and money to produce this?
Literally no one on the planet would buy and eat this, since you can get better and tastier canned foods probably cheaper.
It seems like an incredibly bad investment
>>727907949
Game is a UK company that sells Consoles and Games.
It was a silly joke they did in a run up for Black Friday in the UK. Even though we don't do Thanksgiving etc.
>implying europoors arent just mad cuz they cant eat this kind of stuff
Mmm, I love being in a free country that hasn't fucking banned all this delicious food.
>>727908180
Ah I see, that makes a lot more sense.
>>727907460
What the fuck is a Scottish?
>>727907736
I like Asian women and they're sideways cuntz.
>>727906483
I hope you order cheap cuts you troglodyte
>>727905065
that's an april fool's joke. right?
>>727908583
you have this banned because your nigger ass could have choked yourself with toy that's inside.
murican foods
>>727908863
The nation who brought John Logie Baird to the world so you yanks would Have the TV and Microwave.
Also Alexander Graham Bell for Telephones.
Stamps
Penicillin
Overdraft facilities
Steam Engine
Tyres
Pedal driven bicycles
Vacuum Tubes
Ultrasound medical usage
Incandescent Lighting
Motion Picture Camera (with Edison)
ATMs
Steamboats
Statistics in Graphical form
Among other things
Also I hope you like our Angus cows over there, since most of them is used for rearing to provide beef to Americans.
You can thank us later.
>>727908863
Legendary.
>>727909949
I'd thank you if I ever heard of you or where you originate from. I tend to stay in countries with working toilets.
>>727904564
That butter stick is chindogu you fucking dolt.
>>727909788
Oh god now I have a craving for brisket.
>>727910135
Well the modern day toilet is from the UK.
But then I would thank you also, but I don't thank a nation that steals inventions and try to make it their own.
Plus you all look the same with your chubby faces and hands full of burgers and bacon.
>>727909324
>people who are able to use fire in food processing
>troglodytes
pick one
>>727909949
FYI Alexander Graham Bell was born in Scotland but invented the telephone in Canada/USA
>>727910461
>>727910729
Still invented by a Scot.
>>727906705
They fried potatoes as early as the 18th century here as well, and the potato is a plant that originated in South America.
Where and when the name "French Fries" Got the name is still up for debate, although your explanation is probably just as correct.
>>727905004
Beans=britfag
>>727904564
Butter on bread is a British/European creation.
Way to fail, fuck up.
>>727910461
Well you can rightly get the fuck off the internet, since you know we invented that shit too.
>>727910893
It is actually correct, it is how the french fries reached the US.
And yes they were introduced to Europe by the Spanish from South America.
The only dispute over who invented French Fries is between France and Belgium.
Both sides claim the soldiers was in their territory and not the other's. France always citing the fact they are called French Fries by the soldiers is why they lay claim to it.
Either way, French Fries is NOT an American invention.
>>727910461
>>727909788
yup time to go to Jim n Nicks
>>727911033
Yes the British did.
Look up who invented HTML etc.
Networks is not the Internet. But good try America, good try.
>>727910873
Angry ginger detected
>>727910873
And a Canadian. He was a Canadian citizen at the time of his invention.
>>727911385
Does America actually have a song of their people?
Not one invented by a Brit that they use constantly today.
>>727911414
>HTML = internet
>>727911468
American assumption from the ass detected.
Why do you yanks think that a couple of words that show now anger, is somehow anger related?
Do you think you have been edgy that people get angry at it, nahh we just laugh.
Because we know how long it takes for you yanks to post your messages due to your fat stubby fingers pressing 6 keys at once, so you have to go back and delete the unwanted letters.
>>727911414
>Networks is not the Internet.
please disconnect your router and explain to me how the internet is not a group of networks.
>>727905048
This was an ad campaign. Not a real product.
>>727911792
a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols.
Is the definition of the internet.
HTML in turn help created HTTP, the protocol used for transfer data back and forth between servers.
Guess what the guy who invented HTML is the same guy who invented HTTP.
Thusly Tim Berners-Lee is the inventor of the internet. And not American.
How does it feel to be wrong?
>>727908583
kek you'd really eat that shit?
>>727912106
That's because your uneducated ass doesn't understand what Networks are.
You saying LANs are now the internet? Are you really?
Damn kid you should disconnect your arteries from your heart.
>>727911792
Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee OM KBE FRS FREng FRSA FBCS (born 8 June 1955),[1] also known as TimBL, is an English computer scientist, best known as the inventor of the World Wide Web. He made a proposal for an information management system in March 1989,[3] and he implemented the first successful communication between a Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP) client and server via the Internet sometime around mid-November of that same year.[4][5][6][7][8]
Berners-Lee is the director of the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C), which oversees the continued development of the Web. He is also the founder of the World Wide Web Foundation, and is a senior researcher and holder of the founders chair at the MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL).[9] He is a director of the Web Science Research Initiative (WSRI),[10] and a member of the advisory board of the MIT Center for Collective Intelligence.[11][12] In 2011, he was named as a member the board of trustees of the Ford Foundation.[13]
>>727911718
Scot, Brit, Irish, Welsh, what's the difference? Absolutely no impact on the modern world.
>>727912493
HEE-YUMP
>>727912493
That saltyness from your post is delicious I put it on my non-American French Fries.
>>727911718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
>>727904855
lost
>>727904811
var kan man köpa?
>>727912207
>>727912490
You do realize that the World Wide Web is not the same as the The Internet, right? I know many people make this mistake, but it's a distinction that's not trivial. The internet is the networking part of it, which not only supports the World Wide Web but also email communications, telephony, file sharing, etc. It was created by the US government as a successor to ARPANET.
World Wide Web = British Invention
Internet = American Invention
>>727913719
ARPANET is nothing to do with the Internet.
It was the first computer-to-computer network that only spanned the US.
And was ended in 1990.
The World Wide Web is what you are thinking about, when you were referring about not coming on here (or that other faggot who said it).
The Internet is just a network of servers relaying information back and forward.
Websites, Streaming, Online Gaming etc is the result of the WWW and it's data protocols and how they are used. Including SMTP etc for your emails etc.
The information though is moved by TCP/IP or UDP packets on the internet, but the web is what you are using for 4chan etc.
>>727914143
It has everything to do with ARPANET. The Internet picked up right where ARPANET left off and was built off the research done for it. Seriously, just look up the history of it.
SMTP has nothing to do with the WWW. Yes, you use the WWW to initiate access to these services, but file transfers, emails... all these protocols are NOT the WWW.
And besides... you just basically agreed to what I said. WWW != Internet
>>727904564
OK, so I know this will come off as pompous but I don't mean it that way. My only goal is to give information to people who are willing to learn it and nothing more. I don't judge anyone by the way they eat. Hell, I ate fucking pizza every goddamn week (and then leftovers for at least another 2 days) and drank pop every fucking supper. I'd have processed meat or fried ground meats and oil practically nightly. This leads to an unhealthy life and unhappy one. Far too many symptoms that come from this that range the whole gamut of "sickness".....from physical to mental.
What made me want to reply is the picture of fried chick. Fried food (especially deep fried) creates a chemical that alters DNA....it literally mutates DNA and is a carcinogen. That brown color? It's a sign that it is devoid of nutrition and not only that...it's devoid of any anti-oxidant that might help you if you do eat it and all the free radical damage (the mutation to your cells) that you will incur.
In fact, meats in general that are cooked at high heat (especially bbq'd, fried, grilled) are going to produce heterocyclic amines or polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons - that chemicals I am talking about that cause cancer mutation.
If ANYONE has questions, please ask. I'm around here a lot and will offer my services to help get you healthy and give you a fighting chance against chronic disease that exists solely from the "westernized" diet. Post a picture similar to this one and I will try to find you. Call me the /b/ nutrition guru...or something more clever then that hopefully.
Again, I'm not here to troll you or judge, I'm here to help the willing. I'm no better then you, I just have a passion for this shit because I was the last person who could give up eating like shit....and I did it and know the differences now.
>>727914677
You have misread, I was talking about protocols and then that is including SMTP.
Americans just don't know how to read a sentence correctly.
Again ARPANET has nothing to do with the modern internet, in fact it is far superior to the ARPANET, if it was still operational.
Hell usenet is more superior.
>>727916132
>Assuming I'm American
Not American.
>I was talking about protocols and then that is including SMTP
You're saying all protocols are included in the WWW? Wow you're thick. In that case, the WWW includes everything, since TCP is a protocol and IP is a protocol...
>Again ARPANET has nothing to do with the modern internet, in fact it is far superior to the ARPANET
Of course it's superior, it's a successor. Here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET
All you need to read is the first fucking paragraph:
The Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) was an early packet switching network and the first network to implement the protocol suite TCP/IP. Both technologies became the technical foundation of the Internet. ARPANET was initially funded by the Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA) of the United States Department of Defense.
>>727905201
That's a pretty fucking nice æbleskive you have there, gook.