Waifu Claiming Thread.
Previous: >>727876967
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
カラミチーマス
>>727884119 (Mado)
Haven't you posted yourself on Twitter once?
Claiming best girl.
Early
>>727884371
Mado as in?
>
>>727884200
>britpop will never die
It did, in 1997
t.old enough to be a part of the hype
>>727883928
Yeah, but that's a simple distinction to make. Friend? Show face. Not friend? Don't show face.
All of this "these things must be done before I can show a face pic to anyone" is kind of overkill, I think. Unless you're a VIP, and having the fact that you post in waifu threads maybe jeopardize your employment is a real concern.
>>727884222
>checked
I've posted my face in different threads before (not waifu threads). I've sent a face pic to people through DMs in different messaging services. All of this pomp just to get a face pic is overkill.
>>727884371
Only eye pictures.
My irl pics are mostly on discord
>>727884200
*blocks your path*
a GAHAHAHAHA to start the thread off.
>>727884537
You weren't around during the first leaks, were you?
A lot of stupid drama over stupid stuff. Truly I don't care IF my face is leaked, I would just rather it not happen. So if I can mitigate potential leaks by discouraging people by having all these regulations and requirements, well, I guess you really didn't care enough. Did you?
>>727884547
So who was that then? Some random girl you found?
>>727884547
I just heard about the explosion, I thought you guys exiled all of the sandniggers?
>>727883769
VA-11, Hall-A?
Just looked that up, holy shit that looks pretty fucking awesome. The style really reminds me of hotline miami
Something to pick up, I guess. Nice to meet you.
>>727883906
I don't have anything urgent to do, and nothing that can't be put on hold, dess.
Besides school, at least.
>>727883928
Hallo Sayayayayayayaya
Resting after moving stuff?
Garbage tbh, had a bad day and the coming week looks hard. After that, though, a vacation! Should be great to have one before exams. Then after exams, summer. Lots of things to look forward to.
>>727884283
Ah, well I would say from what I know about you that you're a catch, so I wouldn't really blame her for chasing.
Ugh, it sucks to hear, why is she refusing? Doesn't want her family to pay?
Kek yeah, was thinking of cali, grats on the gun tho.
>>727884583
Please step out of the way, please.
>>727884496
Sorry fam I just like that picture, never really listened to britpop.
There are musicfags for you to argue with here, though.
>>727884340
>>727884547
Will you post an irl pic of yourself here?
>>727884676
You sure put a high standard on people "caring". There is such a thing as curiosity, and some people like to indulge in that. To think that people "care" about someone negatively enough to think "I'm going to take this picture and leak it" either makes me think that you're actually important irl or you have a very inflated self-importance.
>>727883619
>full plate of lasagna with meat and a side of salad
Holy wowie you're getting stacked now my dude
>some sexy lemon sauce thing idk what it was
Had a laff
Good for you though, now you don't have to have chicken and rice every week Klappa
>>727883906
Bonito Generation by Kero Kero Bonito
It's really catchy electropop with cute female vocals. I don't think it's anything crazy but I really enjoy it. I've heard these guys are influenced by Halcali.
>>727883672
I think my memory might be wrong about this. He might've just posted his dick in discord, I think.
I remember when Konata did that LUL
>Mugi
>>727884991
ALLAHU
It wasn't my dick
>>727884955
same.
fair warning, it's just a VN with mixing drinks in place of dialogue options. some people we disappointed about that, but it's good enough on its own, I think.
>>727885120
>you will never see Konata's dick
>>727884547
Post your discord tag
>>727884786
yeah, cute turkish roach
>>727884939
Chechnya
>>727885025
discord only
>>727885120
was it sachis Kappa
>>727884955
I do kind of miss her sometimes. Maybe I'll humor her for a visit or too. No way I let her near my guns obv.
Her family can't pay anything anyway. She's an intellectual type. The aspergers certainly helps. She's at the top of her gifted classes. She probably thinks things like life are too over rated for someone of her class.
>>727885180
you dont wanna see it
>>727885188
Well the post your tag so i can add you
>>727885209
I can post sachis dick kappa
>>727885239
My discord is Piety#0537
>>727885238
I remember what got said yesterday in rabbit...
>>727885291
do it
>>727885337
people here have seen my dick, they know how small it is
>>727885348
gimme a sec
>>727885063
aha Bonito Generation is a fun album. Either you like it or you hate it, in my experience of talking about it with people. I had Picture This on repeat for awhile.
>>727885188
Admittedly
>discord only
mildly
interested
>>727885059
More of "I don't trust people on the Internet."
And who is to say there are not people lurking.
Sniffing for information.
Do you really think the Internet is as black and white as the webpage presented in front of you.
Do you believe the Internet stops once you close the browser?
>>727885063
Yes, yes. Funny funny stuff.
>>727885120
Post it again.
>>727885188
So I guess the real question is when are you going to camgirl for us so we can pay for your passport and ticket out of commieville?
>>727885238
that means one of two things. either it's thigh-slappingly huge, or it's like 2 inches long.
I see no issue with either of these.
Claim
>>727885401
It wasn't about size at all.
They were some great descriptive words for a flaccid penis.
>>727885082
S N A C K B A R
Are you alive btw
>>727885063
I dunno what it is, but something about you is different and it's p cool
And yeah fam, we living like kings now :sunglasses:
>>727885120
That's what I keep telling everyone tbh
>>727884587
You seem like a cool dude, my dude
Who is your waifu?
>>727885211
Hm, careful not to lead her on though, I think that's kinda worse than just outright rejecting her, at least imo.
Also, shame, idk though, what can you do. It's her life, I guess she's lucky to spend some time with you before she goes.
>>727885180
Hmm, that's kind of a shame, i was hoping there'd be some gameplay
How long is it?
Also, what caught your eye about jill? Why do you like her?
Where did the éightchan avatarfags go if not here?
>>727885548
Claimed
>>727885573
I've said that here too:
>>727884955
Ah, vacations are always nice. Do you have something planned, or are you just going to chill?
>>727885188
Hai 2B.
>>727885599
Alive and well! Why, have I been absent that much?
>>727885188
>Chechnya
What do you mean? All I know is this place is next to the Caspian sea and Russia now controls it.
Did you remove kebab or what?
>>727885188
Will you post your eyes then? I'll post mine if you do yours. I don't have discord and I'm too lazy to set up an account
>>727885418
You're already my friend there.
>>727885437
Unlikely, i would have to be pretty desperate for that.
>>727885699
heya saya
>>727885622
They're still on animus, no?
>>727885772
But you know it would work, right?
>>727885823
Smug?
>>727885772
How's you? That card game thing fun?
>>727885437
I don't believe that people having knowledge of me posting in waifu threads (or even browsing 4chan) is going to have a impact irl. I doubt that people that post here would know who I was if I posted a picture, and if by posting a picture they were able to figure out who I was, I doubt it would impact me negatively.
I don't doubt any of the other arguments you propose are of concern, but that has little to do with posting a facepic on waifu threads to me. If it is to you, I refer back to my idea of you.
>>727885644
Don't -_-
What's that filename for -_-
>>727885599
Eh, if things don't fly with this girl I'll spend some time with my ex.
Shame on that too, but you know.
Lunch is over. I'm out. Have fun bro.
Claimed
>>727885408
It is a pretty fun album.
From what I've seen, you're right. People either hate it or love it. Either Waking Up or Try Me are my favorite tracks.
I once pissed my brother off by playing Fish Bowl 6 times in a row.
>>727885437
Good times
>>727885599
I'm the exact same what :o
>living like kings
But you live in the Middle East :thinking:
>>727885767
Lots of roaches there.
and sure here.
>>727885823
Yeah.
>>727885874
i enjoy it so far it's pretty interesting.
>>727885599
it's mostly just story, yeah. I think it was 9-10 hours, not including going after every ending.
she's just a chill person set on making her friends' lives suck a little less.
>>727885772
My point exactly.
>>727886010
Tfw you will never have a qt like ikoros serve you in every way shape or form
Kaw kaw
>>727885852
No.
>>727885875
Eh. I also just don't want to post my picture on a public image forum.
>>727886057
Ok, well. Just so long as you know. I bet if you whispered in Russian as you fingered yourself you'd make a killing.
Guys love stupid shit like that.
>>727885774
That place is entirely dead. As much as I love the sight, I don't want to see them back here.
>>727885644
I actually thought of you today
I had an ice cream cup thing where the guy mixed vanilla with ice cream scoops and cream. Crunched up oreos and mixed them into it, was real good dess.
He called it an oreo jar, but it wasn't a jar, it was like a cup, idk.
>>727885699
I am going back to Saudi Arabia to visit my old friends from highschool, going to go back to my school and see my old teachers probably, too.
I have to go back anyway to renew my exit-re-entry visa so whatever I guess.
When I get back, I'll be moving to a better dorm though, that should be real good.
>>727885735
No dess, I'm the dead one, just making sure you are being a top cute as usual
How is everything? Anya is good?
birb is coming
>>727885875
I think that if for some reason, either in the present or future, someone wanted to find who you are or do some kind of harm to you. Having your face wouldn't hurt.
>>727885954
Yeah I feel you, shit happens, whatever.
Peace dude, seeya next time.
>>727886010
Ohayo.
Your waifu is ikaros?
>>727886030
I dunno my dude, something's different, it's p cool.
also ye my bad
we living like kangz now :sunglasses:
>>727886064
Hmm, I don't really like vns that long unless they've got something special to them, but I think the design is really fucking cool.
Is the story pretty good or is it just chill overall?
>>727886257
Sure? Last I checked people were posting
Or what do you mean by "dead"?
>>727886065
:p
>>727886247
I'm not going to be a camwhore.
>>727886219
is birb
>>727886440
Is Karen!
>>727886472
do you still want that folder dess
>>727886416
Wear a mask.
>>727886356
Check the last post
https:// EIGHT ch.net/animus/index.html
>>727886416
I think the most I ever showed of my face was me with a a surgical mask.
>>727886356
Sure, knowing who you are wouldn't hurt at all.
Knowing who you are and then realizing having that information isn't going to do much good against you is also a comforting fact. Maybe this only applies to me, but I can't foresee a situation in which someone approaches me and says "I know you post in Waifu threads", and I feel threatened.
>>727886356
Yes.
>inb4 link to a NEET who did an hero.
>>727886057
They are very pretty.. intoxicating even
>>727886219
Birbo
>>727886356
I don't feel any different
HOL UP
>>727886518
It's the principle of it.
I do have a few cute mask pictures though.
>>727886589
i have a couple of those
>>727886219
BIRB!
>>727886356
RIP Snackbar. And I ain't cute!
Decently well, ya. Waiting for my car to get out of the shop. Having a new bumper and fender put on!
She's doing well. We have a meet up planned for December, it's gunna be tons of fun!
I see the BIRB!
>>727886766
Hmm. Sure. I understand.
I'd ask you to post them, but I have a feeling I already know the answer.
>>727886766
Will you post that one again?
>>727886766
Ive seen your nudes online tho so why not be a camwhhore and make easy money?
>>727886766
There's literally only one person I ever showed my full face to.
It was for a meme.
>>727886057
Is it easy to get new cards?
>>727886356
That renewing visa thing sounds like a hassle. Other than that sounds like it'll probably be a fun trip.
>>727886766
Manaka that you?
<3 <3 <3
>>727886694
>mfw that image sucks and I just realized it.
>>727886729
I wear glasss sometimes too.
^=^
>>727886875
NYET
>>727886932
Post what one again?
>>727886999
I don't need money, i make enough already.
>>727887016
Show it to me, and ill show you me.
>>727887047
Lot easier than hearthstone.
>>727887050
No.
>>727887137
hello hello mister Duke!
>>727886508
Yesyesyesyes, also that Kotori folder you said you'd do!
>>727886754
Ohaiyo
>>727886831
CAT!
HI CAT HOW ARE YOU
>>727886643
Getting random calls to your job, family, getting Ddos'd or whatever.
It's not about the embarrassment, but people might be able to do you harm, and it's preferably that they didn't, right?
>>727886560
Hm, fuck
Were they posting on the Haven board or no?
I don't know, I guess I could call some people dess
What name do you go by?
>>727886831
Woohoo, december is really fucking far away though. It's going to be so fun for you tho
Make sure to take her cruising and stuff!
>>727886694
Hello
I don't know what that means, dess, I haven't seen the show, I just know her because someone else used to post her.
>>727887047
Yeah it is a hassle, otherwise I wouldn't go back and I'd just stay here and move out to my new dorm early, but since I have to move my stuff down to tripoli and then back up anyway, it's not really worth it since the semester ends in a month. Meh
>>727887122
It's alright my dude
>>727887137
WAGON ARISU
>>727887182
oh.
k
>>727887182
Just post the least revealing one.
DO your lips compare to 2B's?
>>727887208
Good afternoon, love-anon
>>727887182
>i dont need money
I wish i was in your position
>>727887182
You see, I'd rather not.
Basically, extremely angry Asian parent face.
>>727887259
Hyper poplar fish dess
>>727887260
Sorry.
>>727887261
NYET
I have no idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOgZYaNRn8
>>727887311
I live rather comfortably honestly.
>>727887324
I won't share it.
But up to you of course.
>>727887268
are you well today, friend? did you get to ride a ferry?
>>727886932
I guess the surgical one is what I was I was asking but anything you are comfortable with. I can't get enough of your eyes tbh.
test
>>727887433
No, no ferry today
>>727887430
You dont?
>>727887349
2B's lips look soft, silky, cool with a strange warmness.
Do yours?
>>727887370
Hello in Spanish.
>>727887182
Do you get gold or cards if you play with friends?
>>727887259
Ah, that sucks then. How long has it been since you last visited?
>>727887447
Discord only.
>>727887496
No, i do. Hence what i said.
silly
>>727887501
I'm not sure i'm the one to be the judge of that.
>>727887238
I AM WELL! SHOULD BE GETTING CAR BACK TODAY! I AM EXCITED TO THE MAX FOR IT!
HOW HAS THE ARMY BEEN BIRB?!
>>727887259
It is, but it's gunna be amazingly fun! And of course, gunna take her drifting and everything!
>>727887490
ah... I'm sorry ;~; ferry rides sounded like a lot of fun to me
>>727887613
hello hello Saya! are you well today?
>>727887613
I seem to have, there was a lot of ways to make gold and cards. Like i got 5-8 packs for free just doing the quests and there is repeatable missions you can do to keep earning them
>>727887430
Who knows I may take another picture of myself.
>>727887624
You aren't.
Only someone else can help you with that.
Good luck. Hopefully a cute boy with firm lips can confirm the silkiness of yours.
>>727887711
ITS PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY, REALLY BORING BUT IM DONE IN 26 DAYS SO I'M SUPER HYPED FOR THAT. IM GONNA NEED CUTE PICTURES OF CAR OKAY?
>>727887823
or a cute girl!
>>727887778
Cmon show me i want to know!
^=^
>>727887823
god i wish.
tfw no dominate bf
>>727887989
True. But I assumed the 2B anon was heterosexual.
>>727888016
tfw no submissive gf
Sucks huh?
>>727888016
>tfw no dominate bf
>>727888118
>tfw no submissive gf
now kiss <3
I will now take my leave, have a nice day, all.
>>727888016
Someone as cute and fun as you, i don't see how you don't have whatever you desire.
>>727887501
Saludos, C_Data.
May I ask if you own Killing Floor 2? It seems like a decent purchase, even though it's not exactly cheap.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mec8TnnYmI8
>>727888211
have a good day miss goldfish!
>>727887624
Well then my point still stands i wish i was in your position
>>727887853
OH DAMN, WHAT COMES NEXT?
I WILL PROVIDED IT'S DONE TODAY!
>>727888211
BYE SNACKBAR!
i love taiga so much
>>727887725
It's been today since I woke up. Slept about 11h. Had to move furniture. Helped to take mind off of things.
>>727887746
I usually only play those games with friends, but most games don't really want to give any gold or cards from that. Don't really feel like playing with randoms with much better cards than what I have.
>>727888252
I don't, unfortunately. There was a free weekend recently and I was able to play it a bit.
The perks are really different compared to 1 and the experiments are way more durable.
I wanted to pick it up for the sale price of $15 but I missed it. Oh well.
How have you been?
>>727888344
JAPAN TRIP COMES NEXT HYPEEEEE
AND THEN WORK WHICH ISNT SO MUCH HYPE DAMMIT
>>727888358
Loving is good
>>727888118
ye it does.
>>727888210
Shhhhh >~<
>>727888215
Hard to find people when i can barely speak the native language.
>>727888279
Well it might turn out better for you soon!
>>727888379
Yeah, i know that feel.
I'm not 100% sure though.
>>727888379
I'm glad you slept and had a decent day so far <3
>>727888495
>>727888016
I really hate the way I look in it. Almost to a point I want to die whenever someone posted it in the discord I used to be in.
tfw no switch gf
>>727887259
Don't watch the anime.
People who claim Ikaros as waifu often tend to do an hero.
see >>727886088
I will probably an hero, too. (for reasons other than those of neet).
>>727888651
Aww okay, i'm too tired so i give up.
>>727888692
That wasn't the reaction I expected at all.
But I'll take it.
>>727888817
Ayy.. Forgot the pic.
Such retardation.
>>727888829
I'll do one later, but not soon
claim
I don't think i can stay awake any longer.
Good night everyone!
>>727888859
;)
>>727889113
Yay, excite!.
Discord: Piety#0537
>>727886057
sry to butt in from out of nowhere like this but are your eyes black?
>>727888495
Hmm, might just have to try it out. Is there even an option to play with a friend though?
>>727889262
goodnight
>>727889262
sleep well new friend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIAW5Qw9a-s
>>727889262
darn..
post a better waifu
>pro tip: you can't
>>727889831
>disgusting american trash
smh tbh fam
>>727889831
that is a good one, true
>>727888537
Well, the sleeping didn't really help that much just a thing when I'm not thinking about stuff.
>>727889962
>disgusting american trash
That is not a reason to hate his waifu.
We have plenty of western waifus in /waifu/
Hate his waifu because she has no personality, or is a character pandering to lolicon, or is worst girl. Not just because she is western.
i ask for 2 things
1 feet pics
2 the discord NOW!
>>727890279
>Using the Discord
2B is gonna get poplar quick. Benefits of being a grill I guess.
Reminder that I kissed your precious 2B and she smiled and winked at me.
>>727890383
>%\
>>727890383
Im calling bs unless pics or gtfo
tomoko that post was garbage what are you doing
>>727890383
And? Ive seen her naked
>>727890489
See
>>727888016
>>727888118
>>727888210
>>727888495
>>727888623
>>727888692
>>727888859
>>727889262
NTR sucks but you asked for it.
>>727890559
Cool, man.
>>727890612
>>727889962
>>727890094
>mad cause willl never have qt 3.14 bug waifu
its gonna be ok, anon
>>727890730
I was, more or less, defending your shit waifu you retarded, inbred, Disney channel watching, MLP fanboy faggot.
>>727890612
None of that is real m8
>>727890815
Tomoko mad because he cant have 2B because distance like everyone ITT
>>727890853
I e-kissed your e-crush and she e-smiled and e-winked back at me.
She's basically my e-girlfriend now. You e-cuck.
[screeching] ikarooooooooouuuuuuuuus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>727890922
I mean, anyone who is a regular here knows I am talking to this grill in the real life.
>>727890939
In that case i e-fucked your girl m8
>>727890939
this but without any irony
>>727890999
Wait you are?
>so am i
>>727891022
Oh no! I'm the E-cuck! ...
Got the logs?
>>727891038
Who is being ironic?
>>727891064
Of course.
>>727891162
No in seriousness if you are legit talking to her then she's doing it with multiple people including me and thats a problem.
Also yes i do have logs
Are people so fucking pathetic here that talking to a girl is an achievement?
(I was brb so I half-assed read thread)
>>727890815
>shit waifu
says generic, edgy emo trash
86753 oh nigh e ein
i love my gf yuri %3
>>727890094
>Pandering to lolicon????
You just killed like half the waifus off
>>727891302
Stolen
>>727891454
The one time i want you to succeed and you still fail miserably
>>727891454
10 off...!!!
>>727890730
In will say this show probably has top 10 greatest opening theme songs ever
>>727891298
Yes they are
>>727891283
I've only talked to them in the threads. I really don't plan on taking it anything related to this thread any further. I will have my fun, and if people play along then they play along.
Post em.
>>727891298
Where the FUCK do you think are right now?
>>727891302
Well you are trying to fit in, aren't you?
Tell me more about your waifu.
>>727891433
To be fair, I did mean loli as an age instead of body type in that example. Pretty sure the girl I was commenting on is a pre-teen.
i fucking le hate you bro %P a-hahaha
>>727891596
That's twice in this one thread.
Maybe I need a nap.
>>727891298
I can't lie, probably yes
>>727891655
jsyk im e-dating yuri now so i dont need you anymore >%)
>>727891298
Yes
>>727891596
Ok pre teen pre teen good good good. >>727891653
I was gonna ask tomoko have you been to sleep. I got like 30 during that rest. So I'm good but have you been up all night
>>727887725
Ferry ride are fun. Are there none where you live?
got to go hehehe >%) be back later
>>727891736
You will always need me because you are nothing without me and your relationship with her will fail.
>>727891917
You kids need to learn how to identify the differences between myself and S-mug.
>>727891979
no ;~; we don't have any lakes that require crossing like that, only things small enough that got bridges built over them
>>727892143
Easy - smug doesn't lewd her waifu out like a back alley slag
No one has posted best girl yet so here you go.
>>727892143
Well....Idk I'm looking at pictures. Not mood. I would say that you are a bit more aggressive in your thought. It's hard to tell the difference. Like the taigas, I know one likes coffee.
>>727892257
S-mug doesn't lewd as much, sure. But there are more apparent differences rather than your cherry picked one.
>>727892386
I've been saying this for a while. My posts are generally more drawn out while S-mug is bit more concise. Also note punctuation and grammar. Not that his is terrible, but he rarely commits to being grammatically correct.
>>727892386
they're all very confusing yes ;~;
>>727892510
>>727892386
Filenames help most of the times.
>>727892386
I like coffee!
Gif finally finished
>>727892227
We have bridges across the harbour, but we do ferries too, because bridges are mostly for motor traffic
>>727892503
How many duplicate waifus do we have?
>>727892633
but mean Taiga has renamed some of their files to match, and it gets confusing for me ;~;
I just don't talk much when both are here at the same time
>>727892664
that sounds fun! here most of the lakes are small enough that roads just go around them, or they're big enough that you'd only want to travel near them while driving anyway.
>>727892633
Not much anymore.
The C__Data filenames was back when my desktop was dead and I was forced to post from my phone. Which is a disgusting Window's abortion that doesn't even have a file explorer for renaming images. Eh. Still better than image.jpg.
>>727892683
Who cares. Tomoko is the only one that matters.
>>727891596
>tell me more about your waifu
cute and perfect
>Pretty sure the girl I was commenting on is a pre-teen
She's not
Degenerate weeb trash
>>727891454
>everyone wants star for themselves
>>727892503
Well I'm a blithering idiot when it comes to punctuation and grammar. I'll keep an eye out.
>>727892633
I rarely see them. But will look at them too.
>>727892644
Looks great.
>>727892824
Is /co/ always this stupid?
What's her name?
What show is she from?
Does she live a peaceful life or one of trials and violence?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Is she the main love interest in the series?
Is she main character?
Or is she just some random cartoon girl you jack off to?
>>727892883
Thanks for the bump.
>>727892926
And yet you use capitalization, punctuation, and correct spelling.
Again, not saying S-mug doesn't have good grammar, he just doesn't use as many grammar rules as I do in these threads.
>>727892644
omfg those thighs