Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUtnxvtkgg
Claimed.
Morning
>>727876377
Why was adding Tali on discord a huge mistake Ai?
Claim
>>727877139
Claimed
>>727877008
Good morning. How are you?
>>727877008
Good morning Lain, slept well?
Claimed
>>727877173
Don't -_-
>>727877406
nice waifu
>>727877067
X)
>>727877417
Do always -_-
>>727877180
At work, super busy. Shitposting to not go crazy so early in the morning.
>>727877264
Good morning, Taiga. I overslept, had to request and uber as soon as I woke up to get to work on time. No breakfast this morning.
>>727877493
aaw that suck, you at least get to work on time?
>>727877515
Alice with wagon is probably cutest pic in thread. I really like that one.
>>727877493
I'm sorry <3 what can't i do? Just want an ear and a mouth? Funny video? Music? Just lemme know : )
>>727877454
Do never -_-
Android 17
>>727877609
Yes, I was on time, but now I'm subsisting on coffee until I make it to my lunch break.
>>727877680
By "ear and a mouth" I assume you mean someone to talk to?
Music would be nice, I'm starting to get tired of Russian Hard Bass.
>>727877987
We're all fucked up
>>727878044
I got a lazy at the end, and was worried about more claimers tbh
>when you make a batch file that erases system32 in a shared system folder on campus and rename it "Proxy," change the icon to FireFox, and hide known extensions
People are stupid.
>>727877987
Best to worst what
>>727877987
Eh?
>>727876219
>Earthbound
Earthbound OST is sooo good. If you haven't, listen to Mother 3's OST.
I remember checking her out solely because of all the talk about her on /mu/. I do think that some of her fans overrate her a bit, but in the end, it's not that big of a deal.
Her music surprised me at first listen. I came in expecting something like Call Me Maybe for some reason, really caught me off guard. Her voice really is aborable, took a little to grow on me though. Her music grew a LOT on me from when I first it, Art Angels might be one of my top 10 albums now.
>>727878106
cuteness
>>727878115
you claimed as I was doing this so I had to fit you in
>>727878097
idk what any of that means :o
>>727877987
But but but koume!!
>>727878161
First, google "Batch File"
Then read the rest of the post.
>>727877987
Not even top 5.
FeelsBadMan
>>727878320
why does this exist?
I was just going by current pics posted, I'm sure you have nicer kyoukos
>>727878044
Russian hard bass I'm not sure I know about off the top of my head, but it sounds like Russian Future Garage could be up your alley:
https://blutown.bandcamp.com/track/via-lactea
>>727878440
Girls shaking their hips is sexy.
Personally I think Mai's hip movements are the sexiest.
She has the attitude of "This is what you wanted, right?"
>>727878440
>why does this exist?
Why not? It's cute.
>I was just going by current pics posted, I'm sure you have nicer kyoukos
I see.
カラミチーマス
>>727877797
I'm seriously unsure if you're trolling.
>>727878507
honestly I think it's just the mai/kyouko that bothers me most
like trying to blend 2 characters, doesn't look that good
>>727878564
first reply explains a bit
and there's first place
>>727878564
That's a nice Kyouko you got there.
>>727878462
What I was listening to could possibly just be classified as meme music, the kind people claim to listen to "ironically" I think.
I'll give this a listen, it sounds good so far. Relaxing.
>>727878632
>and there's first place
Everyone seems to like that pic a lot.
Can't really blame them I guess.
>>727878712
It's pretty cute.
>>727878830
it's good, but do you remember which one I told you I liked?
>>727878712
Apples are bad
>>727878462
>Russian Future Garage
I swear music genres these days sound like they are just being randomly made up.
>>727878923
Back off 0w0
>>727878919
Afraid I don't, my memory is terrible.
Maybe this one?
>>727879027
That is an insult to Post-Oceangrunge artists everywhere!
>>727879027
Thats because they are
>>727879027
>>727879080
it involves a big apple and blue girl
<3 <3 <3
>>727879123
>Oceangrunge
Oh god, I thought you were being ironic.
>>727879277
LOVE
>>727879250
Ooh, this one.
>>727877987
3rd and last. Huh.
>>727879312
<3 <3 <3
hi friends
>>727879321
one is just an avatar
shizuzuzuzuzuzuzuz is generally top tier in threads tho
>>727879123
What in the fuck is Oceangrunge?
>>727879337
>>727879300
Surprisingly, despite the fact that i got a sense of humor about it my favorite newer album is actually post-oceangrunge. I'm particular though.
>>727879340
Hi friendo, how's it going?
>>727879340
Post tasteful lewds
>>727879440
God I wish that was directed at me
>>727879310
hello hello miss Konata <3
>>727879277
Hello Love anon. Are you well today?
>>727879340
Heyo Mado. How are you?
>>727879387
Imagine vaporwave, but replace 70-80's samples with 90s-00s sample size of metal, grunge, Shoegaze, and such.
>>727879457
>We are now living in a post-oceangrunge world
why live?
>>727879546
I don't know about the other guy but that explanation didn't really help.
>>727879546
Wow. That sounds terrible.
Post your best example so I can be fully disgusted with the younger generation.
>>727879537
>>727879545
c u t e <3
family health issues still, a little worse than expected yesterday, but we're getting through it <3
what about you?
>>727879505
Pretty sure a friend died in the metro bombing.
>>727879534
Ewww
>>727879545
Good, how are you?
>>727879340
Yo. Haven't seen you in threads in a while
>>727879665
>>727879683
I'm doing fine, but my friend is deathly sick it seems.
>>727879686
Doing well, just a bit hungry.
Anything up lately?
>>727879770
>>727879686
I'm so sorry ;~; I just read the news, I hope that isn't the case.
>>727879917
ah... I'm sorry. what kind of sick, if you don't mind me asking?
>>727879340
Hello you beautiful creature
>>727879722
Yeah, i suppose it has.
^=^
>>727879917
Not really, just looking for cute boys :^)
>>727879965
Can i dominate your body?
>>727879686
Sorry to hear that, saw the news just half an hour ago, pretty fucked up...
Let's hope what you've heard isn't correct.
>>727879980
I don't know yet for sure.
>>727880000
How's it going~
>>727880089
Yeah, guess we'll see.
>>727879686
>>727880008
I'm a cute boy. Give me the info and I'll buy you and bring you to America. All you gotta do is marry me and stay wed for I think 6 years and we can divorce and whatever.
>>727879657
Vaporwave: nostalgia, collage-like organization, sampling, echoe-y/reverb-y
Oceangrunge is that, but vaporwave looks at 70s/80s for nostalgia/samples, oceangrunge 90s/00s
>>727879662
Not sure if best, but first track off an album I love, and I'd say it's 8/10 for me. I imagine you might lament the fall of humanity though.
https://aeseptic.bandcamp.com/track/f-o-u-r-b-e-l-l-s
My favorite is this, not good example of oceangrunge, but a good example of post-oceangrunge:
https://aeseptic.bandcamp.com/track/w-i-n-9-8-b-o-r-u
>>727880019
>>727880232
I ain't clicking that shit, nigga.
>>727879027
Keep in mind that the Russian part isn't actually part of the genre, it's just the origin.
Like J-rock not being much different from rock.
>>727877987
O. Cool. It's easily my most adorable pic.
>>727878126
I expected Juicy Panic (very experimental synth-pop) with anime samples or something due to Art Angels cover, ended up being synth-pop with dream pop, heh, in the end I'm just as impressed as I am disappointed.
Glad to know you like it that much. On an unrelated note, I hope Loveless can grow into you as it's a really good album and the most influential from my favourite genre, I can't really get tired of it and have 3 cover albums that I also love.
:shrug:
>>727878462
Hey, this is pretty good. A little annoying that he has all these singles outside a proper release though, as I enjoy listening to albums a lot more.
>>727880008
How's it going? Also I might be a bit slow to reply at some point, got plenty of work.
>>727880232
That was a nice track. Got some playlist for me?
>>727880193
It's alright.
>>727880210
god i wish
>>727880331
Hi slut
>>727880257
>post example
>not clicking shit
Curious.
>>727880330
I'm getting sleep, might go to bed soon.
I'm just listening to music atm.
>>727880331
Fuck you you stupid nigger cunt.
>>727880240
What if i do it anyway?
>>727880331
go to sleep -_-
>>727880285
raphi is most adorable
>>727879440
<3
>>727879541
hello hello miss T9AaE
>>727880479
>>727880232
>https://aeseptic.bandcamp.com/track/f-o-u-r-b-e-l-l-s
I don't know what I expected, maybe I'm just too old to ride the post-oceangrunge wave.
>>727880149
please look after your friends and family, and most importantly, your own emotional health. <3 it's a scary thing and I'm so sorry it happened
>>727880505
<3 <3 <3
>>727879980
Basically severe flu and cold.
>>727880008
What for, if I am allowed to ask?
>>727880331
that was a good lunch :sunglasses:
>>727880285
I'm with you there. Especially with chill stuff, like I want to chill, not click back and forth. Ah well. Future Garage and Chillwavs are good genres to search for on your various platforms if you like.
>>727880560
ah... ;~; are they going to be okay? that sounds very dangerous
>>727880385
Hi bby, why so aggressive today?
>>727880426
Go away zeppeli
>>727880505
I want to, dess.
You go to sleep
>>727880586
Don't remind me
Also we're watching that later tonight I think, maybe in about two hours or something
>>727880599
What did you eat cuckboi
>>727880608
hello hello Muse! how are you today <3
>>727880538
We'll ride on the ashes of you collapsed civilization you old fucking foagie!
I kid. Different strokes for different individuals.
>>727880646
I'm always aggressive bb
How're you?
>>727880681
a sammich :o
>>727880547
I'll be fine. Thanks though.
>>727880560
I want to find a cute boyfriend!
>>727880409
Well, hit me up later if you want to chat. I'm sure you should be up by the time I'm home from work.
Rest up, Ruski
>>727880599
I am starting to regret I made that image, it's rather unsettling...
>>727880767
SLeepy, jumping back and forth between things more than usual. Yourself?
>>727880849
Are you a grill or trap or gay?
>>727880341
Truly, I am cute tho. You'll just have to believe me on this one.
>>727880395
I generally don't trust any link on /b/ unless it's YouTube.
>>727880643
They will from what I seen and experienced.
>>727880849
>tfw 6/10
Good luck on your searching.
>>727880771
Here I was thinking that Future bass was niche, I guess once you go /mu/ you never go back.
>>727880833
What was in the sammich retard
Also been listening to lots of soad recently, I still think self titled is the best album
>>727880815
That's great, I love it aggressive
I am shit, bad sleep, yelled at my nice teacher, random drama, too many projects and exams. Garbo, basically.
I dunno, could be better, should be better soon, what's new with you?
>>727880849
Are you a new poster, dess?
>>727880505
Why do you rate your pictures so low though?
>>727880608
Yup yup. You could make a playlist but that's just not the same as having one structured by the artist itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bAb5-xwz5o
>>727880646
Yee. I like ETAs, I can organize my time better knowing that and do something in the meanwhile. Speaking of animu, did we even finish Yuru Yuri?
What the hell Karen is back
Karen you unloveable palestinian spawn can you put a chibi misaki in that /waifu/ group picture?
>Misaki Claimed
>>727880974
I mean, go to bandcamp and type in "Vapordead is Wave" and the album should come up.
First link is track 1, "F O U R B E L L S"
Second is same album, title:
"W I N 9 8 B O R U"
>>727880849
I'll keep you in my thoughts today <3
>>727880932
I'm okay! just surprised to see you on so early today <3
>>727880981
okay! that's good. being sick is never fun.
>>727881131
it was just ham cheese pepperoni and salami because i'm a picky bitch
self titled is their best
>>727880949
Are you a qt gril irl?
>>727881230
Sure, I even recognize the domain, BandCamp, I just don't like clicking links on 4chan that redirect me to websites I am unfamiliar with.
I'll check it out later.
>>727881024
Surprisingly, never been to /mu/. At the risk of being a tad normie, I admit the subreddit r/listentothis got me started. I initially came to waifu threads for music to other oddly enough...
>>727880646
I just woke up you dess!
>>727881195
everyone else has cuter waifus :o
It's late for me surprisingly. Not time-wise, but hours up.
>>727880910
I will.
:)
>>727880949
grill
>>727880974
Post a picture.
>>727880981
Maybe one day ;-;
>>727881131
Not really, been here for a few weeks.
>>727881246
Thanks <3
>>727881195
I think I used to, too.
I guess it doesn't really matter to me anymore since there's always something to do
>>727881219
Heyo Misaki, I never left dess, just hibernating
I already put you in, but you must not have seen the latest one, here you go, dess.
How's everything with you? School? Girls? Workouts?
>>727881296
That's some 7aram shit right there tho
I finally pulled out of my dorm's garbage meal plan, feels good to eat a meal and actually feel full. I have to pay like 2 dollars extra but honestly it's way worth it because I don't have to buy a snack or whatever afterward.
>>727881525
Don't call me a dess you fucking dess
Go to sleep then
>>727881575
What time is it, friendo
>>727881587
Ah okay dess, nice to meet you, just making sure you weren't the 2B that was here before.
Are you a religious person?
>>727881131
That's good, because i'm nothing if not a bully
That all sucks. Basically nothing new for me. Except i'm super tired because i didn't sleep last night.
And on that note i'm off to bed. You'll have to get someone else to bully you today
'Night
>>727881575
ah... do you work midnights or something, then?
>>727881587
I'm afraid it doesn't work this way.
I won't ever post my image, or anyone else's, on 4chan. Never ever. Well, not a recognizable picture anyway.
My dick and armpit is floating around the net, but they are unrecognizable. I will recognize them instantly, but I doubt anyone else can.
Care to set up a trade?
>>727881587
R-really? Need evidence of said claim.
>>727881771
No, I'm not. Kinda makes it ironic huh?
>>727881838
Post them on discord then.
>>727881838
is it a nice dick?
>>727881771
Ah it's good to see you back.
School's good, just exhausting tbh, I'd have to try to fail at this point but I can't wait for it to be over.
Ex is trying to get back into my life... and there's this new girl friend of my brothers who keeps popping up in my room to talk to me.
Not much time to work out, but I bought an AR-15.
>>727881838
>openly betraying your waifu
>>727881964
Do you take me for an idiot?
Almost ALL of the "face leaks" came from Discord.
>>727882009
I think it's pretty good. If you want a hint at finding it, I put toothpaste on muh dick and had a timestamp.
Good hunting.
>>727882084
why did you put toothpaste on your dick though? ;~;
>>727881838
>My dick and armpit are floating around
Top kek tomoko
Hello all. Done my tasks today. Done with work. Debating how to stay awake till at least 0000
>>727882009
Love anon asking the important questions.
>>727881246
Not really, no
>>727881587
Have you only recently been looking?
>>727882065
I mean, (You).
I'm sure the majority of us lonely sad sacks would drop these delusions pretty quickly if we could find real world acceptance.
I would. I would still read WataMote and have a special place in my heart for Tomoko. But I would not keep myself deluded in 2D, unrequited love.
>>727882169
I think it was a request. People were saying you can "Taste" with your dick. I did it cause I was curious. Turns out your dick skin is really sensitive (go figure) and absorbs things really well.
I could feel the peppermint.
>>727881962
are you new or something
>>727882084
But i don't care about leaking it, i barely even know you.
>>727882306
I care about it being leaked.
Yours or mine.
Too much unnecessary drama surrounding face leaks.
>>727882470
Then not interested if you care that much about it.
>>727881964
Why did you pick that name, dess?
>>727881783
You are more than a bully to me tbh
Sleep tight my dude, I'll get the pizza and dane to yell at me
>>727882030
Nice to see you too dess.
Well, that's good, glad you're in way chipper spirits than when you first came here, kek. Still though, good to hear about all the girls, at least your options are open, something wrong with your ex?
Also, nice. What state are you in that you can get that?
>>727882065
I think Tomo is one of if not the most faithful to his waifu
Also hi
>>727880285
I didn't see this until just now wowie
A little unrelated, but for whatever reason, I couldn't tell what Bonito Generation was going to be like just judging by the cover.
I already do like Loveless a lot more than I used to. Maybe it'll grow on me more, though only time will tell. As for Grimes... Halfaxa is a pretty cool album. Can't really say I've heard much or anything like that album, and to be honest, I think I like it more than Visions.
>>727881771
Yeah 2 dollars extra in return for actually feeling full and not having to get a snack is way worth it
I bet you FeelsGreatMan
>>727882252
I just wanna know if it's worth giving the succ
>>727882294
that's a very weird request! it seems like they wanted to make people do something like the icyhot stuff where it would feel really weird, but maybe toothpaste wasn't strong enough!
>>727882615
A nice facade, but you showed way too much interest to suddenly have none.
If you can keep it peer to peer I have no issues.
But I am no fan of voyeurism, exhibitionism, or exposure.
>>727882702
Pretty much. I think it was a thread asking what happens when you use Bengay on your dick. By the way, it burns. Bad.
>>727882649
PoE
>>727882784
Not really, just not interested in anyone who is unwilling to show face.
>>727882702
>I just wanna know if it's worth giving the succ
That's a legit thing that you want to know :^)
>>727882851
Oh, I'm willing. I just have requirements.
Act now and you could be the only person in /waifu/ who knows my true face.
>>727882649
Yeah much better spirits. Thanks.
My ex either dumped or got dumped by her fatass of an ex-boyfriend... so 2 weeks later she calls me saying she wants to get close to me again.
It'll probably go badly, which is why I really want to keep ties with this other girl. Despite the terminal cancer, the aspergers, and the partial paralysis she's sweet as hell and I love her to bits.
You can get the pictured piece of hardware in just about any state here..... Florida, to be specific. Got a red dot for it coming in soon.
Anyway desu, I gotta be heading out. Lunch then some tutoring. Have fun.
>>727882955
What requirements
>>727882899
>>727882649
hi :3
>>727883009
oh shit its about to go down
>>727883017
>>727881838
>>727882294
>Tomoko's dick is out there somewhere to find pictures of
What if I can't choose between two
Can I claim both?
>>727882306
M-maybe are you? If you claim to be a grill you have to post proof or you're a guy lying on te internet
>>727883009
Simple stuff.
I don't want to trade openly. There are plenty of services that allow peer to peer transfers.
I don't want to expose the images. It's understandable to be curious about another person, but to expose them to everyone is quite disgusting and irresponsible.
No sharing, my face is not a trading card to be used to gain information about other Anons.
Honesty. If I can find your image using one of the many reverse image searches available, no go.
Pretty simple, yes?
Basically, Fairness.
>>727883246
I am probably NOT the Tomoko you want to SUCC.
>>727883256
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
>>727883386
>>727883386
...oh. right, there's more than one of you guys.
All this just for a face pic. When did things get so complicated?
FUCKING WEEB FAGGOTS, GET OUT OF HERE. GO TO /A/ YOU ISLAMIST CUNTS
Claiming best girl
>>727883386
Wasn't Arby's Tomoko's dicc posted here too
>>727883511
Good taste.
>>727883495
Some posters are pretty cute
some have very nice dicks :o
>>727882955
The person you're talking to is bad news, respectful warning from a friend, dess.
>>727882660
Yeah dude today I got like a full plate of lasagna with meat and a side of salad with some sexy lemon sauce thing idk what it was but holy fuck I'm so ready to eat there and other places every day
I was staying with the dorm's meal plan because I didn't have to leave and there was food every day, but it just got pathetic to the point where chicken and rice became a weekly thing
Just plan chicken and rice
kill me lmao
>>727882984
I dunno dess, I think if she left you in the first place that means it's no good, that's just my virgin opinion though.
That does sound fucking great, but the terminal cancer is kinda sad. Nothing to be done? Terminal terminal?
I thought the gun laws were pretty strict these days. Alright though, I'll seeya next time man.
>>727883152
Kek, new fone who dis?
>>727883511
Ohayo best girl, what's happening?
>>727883489
Where is your waifu from? She looks super cool
>>727883616
my waifu
>>727883202
forsenE you meme loving fuck
>>727883559
Not sure. But I didn't post my dick in these threads.
I know Konata did.
>>727883619
Oh really?
Do elaborate.
>>727883619
it's on that image, hon.
>>727883664
>>727881771
But if you know how much time you have to do something it's easier to fit in things correctly.
>>727882660
>Bonito Generations
Who? I googled and seems to be Jpop stuff, is it any good?
Another example of this to me is Spiderland, I'd never be able to tell by the cover that it's math rock, it just reminded me too much of To Pimp a Butterfly.
I'm just checking over her albums briefly for now, maybe I'll find the music I expected her to have in Halfaxa.
>>727883612
Well, sure, but how does that make all of these posting prerequisites suddenly commonplace?
Maybe these threads are just different, or it's just a new age.
>>727883495
I'm one of those who don't want to show face unless a friend.
>>727883584
I know. My taste is pretty fucking good.
>>727883619
Hai Karerereren! Had to help move furniture around. Got mind off of things. It helped a bit.
How's you?
This is getting wild. Eyes wide open shit.
>>727883274
archive
>>727883386
uhh sure, don't know if i needed a paragraph on it though
>>727883798
>>727883202
Can someone claim Forsen?
>>727884119
Thats alot of work....got at least a time frame? You better be cute
>>727883495
>>727883919
Feel free to post your face if you want.
I don't want to.
You people have no business knowing anything about me other than what I deem permissible to post here.
I made the offer, and made a request for privacy and convolution to ensure quality.
If you want to just post your face like is a "faces of /b/" thread, more. power. to. you.
>>727884119
Sometimes overly explaining reasons for precaution can put people at ease when confronted with potentially dangerous actions which require precaution.
The Internet is sewious business.
>>727883619
I left her first, so I can't really blame her for thinking it's not over.
It's almost certainly terminal terminal. She's refusing chemo.
Lol strict gun laws? Maybe in NY and Cali.
>>727883993
whos that?
>>727880849
I thought Russia removed it's sandniggers?