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what would be the point of living if you had a small penis?

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what would be the point of living if you had a small penis?
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that vein is fucking disgusting holy shit.
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>Implying sexuality is the most important thing in life
kys
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that dick is vile. Why is the vein like that and why does the foreskin look like that
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Having to settle for a girl that can't do better
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Congratz on your slightly above average length, thin and extremely ugly penis dude.
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>>727882755
>>727882837
>>727882879
>small dick fags thinking their cocks look better
kekarooni
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>>727883122
>slightly above average
>thin
>ugly
so are these the sort of coping mechanisms you look for when feeling insecure about yourself?
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>>727883570
Kek, my penis has greater girth and is about the same length. Also, it's not ugly like the dick in OP's pic.
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>>727883766
>talking shit about your dick without posting pictures
do you honestly expect anyone to take you seriously?
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>>727884075
>posting pic's of your dick on /b/
>being taken seriously
Pick one.
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>>727884176
weak
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My dick is small. I've thought about killing myself a few times. I've thought about getting surgery to enlarge it. I've just learned to accept that I'm stuck with it, found a girl who didn't care as much. I'm pretty happy.
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>>727884176
dodging the question as always

never gets old when people have no rebuttal and use this excuse

it's ok man, the world needs people like you
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>>727884405
congratulations bro

you're the only one in this thread who actually has self respect

OP didn't even critize people with small dicks, he asked a question
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>>727884231
>>727884428
Lol, what was the question? Me thinking I believe anyone would take me seriously? Fine: I'm not bothered about that tbh, don't care.

Also, re-read OP. >>727884606
You're right, he didn't. Just thought it was a "look at muh big dick, Kys small penis anons lol". So I replied accordingly. My mistake, had a shitty day at work because I only slept 3 hours last night so am in a bit of a bad mood...

Apologies anons. Have a nice day/evening.
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>>727882716
to rub your small dick against big dicks
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any1 else having a vein like this who knows how to make it shrink
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>>727882716
Small pussy?
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Only the weak give in to such basic "problems". You should not concern yourself with such things. Instead focus on far more pressing issues such as wether or not you will be employed tomorrow, if you will be able to eat tomorrow, or wether or not anyone even gives the slightest amount of fucks if your still breathing tomorrow. Physical attributes are fleeting and pointless to the truly enlighted.
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>>727882837
/thread
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>>727885740
doubtful without surgery which they would never operate on unless it was life threatening. that and you would never want someone to cut your dick either

two possible causes are lymphangiosclerosis or superficial thrombophlebitis but it's a benign condition

you shouldn't worry about it either way
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>>727885934
No the you need to worry about the jews and niggers
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>>727885740
Simply slicing the vein open should help it constrict and, over time, can help hide the unsightly vein. A standard pin or thumbtack, with proper sterilisation, can usually do the trick. There are plenty of dedicated forums on this topic.
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>>727886082
>imlyin pepole dont willingly get Circumcisized
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>>727885934
You're completely out of touch if you think these affect the majority of people in first world countries.

Being unemployed, sure. But worrying about eating or having people to care about you? If you've tremendously fucked your life up or had a shit start to begin with, that's the only time that should be a concern.

The reason people care about physical attributes is BECAUSE they aren't concerned with any of the aforementioned problems.
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>>727885934

word.. once you've had a few crazy bitches ruin your life, you realize that it's just not all that anyway.

Prostitution is the world oldest profession for a reason.. bitches are fucking crazy so keeping them around longer than needed is insanity in of itself.
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>>727882716
7/10
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>>727886523
are you adding or subtracting based on the vein? I think it should gain points as it;s like something out of a fucking hentai or some shit. ha ha.
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>>727886266
>implying people aren't fucking retarded
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i heard lecithin and some other shit increase stuff like load size
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>>727886645
Honestly I prefer it. The shape is a little skewed but for the most part dicks that have veins are more unique which makes them somehow more interesting. Aesthetics are just as important as size, In which case I would probably rate 8/10 instead.
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>>727882716
What would be the point of living if you had a dick with an ugly ass vein popping out on the side?
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>>727884405
Someone has definitely fucked with that tape measurer kek. No way in hell thats 4"
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Think about it logically. If women really cared would they keep reproducing with smaller dicks? Attention matters way more than sex to 8/10 women. Desire to better yourself and make a decent wage. That's what matters.
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>>727882716
Well, you could still become POTUS.
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op here, didn't realize this thread actually took off

>>727887274
idk man perhaps you should tell me?

>>727887336
I think it's an optical illusion. the numbers being stretched make the inches look even longer

though it still looks wrong so who the fuck knows

>>727887683
of course. when you're in your 30s 40s most people stop giving a fuck. people care more about their penis size between their early teens and late 20s because that's when people are most sexually active

it's not a matter of finding a mate. it's just a lifelong complex where people who don't see themselves as adequately sized or don't accept it extrapolate their insecurities through other means, such as /b/

there's always something more important in life. that doesn't make certain aspects less significant to most people
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>>727887683
Good insight.

Everybody would have giant dicks if that's all women cared about.
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>>727888060
No way this dude would have like a 2" across fist if this tape was correct. I swear to god that's closer to 8" than 4".

Photoshopped
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Dick post after dick post..

Jeez.
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I hate my penis.
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>>727888162
you don't need a giant dick to impregnate a woman

do you think most women would see a guy's dick while they're horny and go, "Hey anon, on second thought I don't think I want to do this."

the only time that would happen is if the guy had a micropenis or was extremely disfigured

no one is saying guys with small penises can't get laid. this is simply a matter of self-esteem.

if you aren't confident with your self image, you're more likely to lash out at things you find in people in an effort to put them down to feel better about yourself.

>>727888538
lol I just noticed the metal clasp at the bottom is stretched and at the top there's some overlapping yellow on the right side.

shop confirmed
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>>727888060
Sure, glad to tell you that there is no point in living so you should take that ugly cock and go kill yourself.
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> Fat and a small dick
> I should just end it
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>>727889077
I'll make sure to tell my gf the next time I bust a load on her face while she's smiling after sucking my cock
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>>727882716
Prostate orgasm is worth living for.
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>>727889246
kinda on the small side but not too bad
if you fuck well it shouldnt be a problem
you dont have to look like a pornstar
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>>727889246
do you people even know what small is? that's completely average in size in the US which is 5" while the world average is only 5.5"

plus being fat makes it look smaller
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>>727889246
Think about how much dick is hidden in fat and not just the little bit you can press down. Lose weight and you'll be shocked.
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>>727889246
Your dick looks 10 times better than that ugly looking cock OP posted
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>>727884405
Lol reminds me of this comic
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>>727889246
Just lose weight you fat ass, you can get 2 inches back if you just lose the weight.
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Is this small /b/? Not self conscious just curious.
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>>727890032
above average length, below average girth

all these stats are online. each one will be slightly different

5.2" length and 4.6" girth are accepted world averages
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>>727890032
Wouldn't say small. It's still a dick I'd sit on.
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>>727890699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXUdBTzN0ZE
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2.7 inches erect here

what can i say,,,,
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>>727891155


Wow. I feel better now

> So this is what a person with a big dick feels like.
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>>727890699
Checked and thanks alot. You don't happen to have ass pics?

>>727890599
Its roughly 6.5-7 inch length 4.5 inch girth but i can't complain. Could have been alot worse.
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>>727882716
If i had a small penis i would take a picture comparing it to a dualshock 4 with the controller being 30 inches away from the dick
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>>727891428
>posts dick pic asking if it's small knowing it's not, just wants attention


>>727891551
<--
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>>727892208
I knew atleast someone was going to say that. Honestly not my intention. Like i said just curious about opinions.
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>>727891428
That's a negative. Can't have /b/ life catching up with my YouTube life.
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>>727892432
Oh shit you are Youtube famous? The plot thickens.
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>>727883128
>Faggot with no timestamp talks shit
Wew-lad.
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>>727892308
spoken like a true NIGGER
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>>727892579
Does it now?
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>>727892793
Indeed it does. Atleast tell me if you are male or female?
>>727892787
It's close to impossible for me to be any more white. I fucking light up in the sun.
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>>727892671
who the fuck posts pictures with timestamps on a thread about cocks?

show me just one
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>>727893130
Definitely male, but I can guarantee you won't like that. Gotta peace. Hope to see more of you on here some time.
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>>727893234
Alright man. Good luck with the Youtube shit and have a good day <3

.ps i do like that.
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>>727887998
found the shillary
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>>727891428
that's Def not 6.5 inches
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>>727893928
Well... What else would it be.
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>>727894085
looks like 5.5, 6 at the most. But whatever helps you sleep at night
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>>727894150
Alright man having an opinion is fine. Ruler does not lie tho.
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>>727894497
it does if it's >>727884405
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>>727893130
You think being black is some kind of requirement to be a NIGGER?
You're a white nigger which is worse than a black nigger.
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>>727895128
Haha it's not like that. I use a Stanly Tylon.
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>>727893130
That's what she said...
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>>727895803
She lives in my country. That was the most autistic shit ever.
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>>727895949
Now she's broke, unemployed and on welfare.
Fulfilling her dream of nigger validation.
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>>727896105
Score!
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>>727882716
femanon here, no tits, you fuck off
seriously a thick veiny cock tastes good but most women couldn't care less about the size
The thing you notice is that usually guys with a big self esteem have big dicks too
but it's not the dick but the self esteem that get me to be interested in you (even though shy guys can be cute)
By the time I see your dick it means I'm already horny and I won't let you walk away then even if you have a micro dick and just use your fingers
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>>727896741
>femanon here
>no tits
gtfo
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>>727896741
whether or not you're a femanon, you just reinforced everything I've said in this thread besides the micropenis part >>727888887
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>>727882716
If thats your dick you should worry more about the out of control hair
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Any thougths of my dick?
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>>727898179
not small at all for sure :)
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pls rspon
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