If someone gets tripps I will jack off on my PlayStation one.
>>727882299
Fuck , check out them dubs
if i get dubs u better do it my trips arent worth ur nut
>>727882299
Roll
>>727882731
I think bustin a nut is only worth dubs
>>727882299
>>727882766
too close. rewll
Spooge away
>>727882299
So triple dubs don't count?
>>727882299
timestamp
>>727882299
Check em
Timestamp OP. Pic related.
> "Playstation one"
Triggered
diarolleah
Nut in the memory card slots
>>727882299
I like your dubs but you spelled 'trips' wrong.
>>727882299
Get to whackin'
>>727883750
do it fgt
nards
>>727882299
You gotta cum inside it faggot
>>727882299
Jizz on laser fgt
>>727882299
Is that the original version of the PS2? I think my dad used to have one of those when he was younger, looks cool.
nut in the disc tray then run it. post results
>>727882299
Don't you fucking dare.
>>727884331
tripstrips
Why op?
Cum rawl
>>727882299
>playstation one
still a better console than xbox one
timestamp faggot
pussy
>>727884552
reroll faggot
>>727884652
REEEEEEEEEEEEroll
>>727884708
rerereroll
>>727884750
rererereoll
>>727882299
Rollin for initiative
>>727884777
Winnnner
>>727884777
deliver OP
>>727884777
remember the timestamp, faggot
>>727884777
Op here. Standby for greatness
>>727884777
>>727884865
speed it up faggot
>>727884865
Almost done. Standby.
>>727882299
DO IT
>>727883609
Doesn't even make sense you Reddit newfag
Lets see the cumstation.
Do it
>>727884777
Trips has spoken
Heads up everyone up isn't gonna deliver. never does. Never will.
>>727888082
Op here. Working on it. Will deliver.
>>727888429
Lmao yeah ok
dude there's no way it takes you an hour to fucking cum on your playstation
>>727884777
deliver OP
>>727888915
1 final bump just to makesure we don't miss anything
Do it
>>727884777
bump for jerks
>>727882299
I kinda wanna see this... roll
Op better be fapping now
>>727889395
check the thread faggot
>>727889444
check 'em
op is a faggot
guys there might still be hope, calm down
if dubs he WILL deliver regardless.
>>727889481
I don't see cum on a PS1 so anything else would have been irrelevant.
>>727889739
Someone got trips already, so OP should deliver now. But I'm 99% sure OP Is a faggot
So.... we're waiting for a guy to cum on our childhood...
>im in
fag roll
>>727889912
>>727889652
>>727889444
>>727889270
Op here. Had unexpected visitor stop by. I'm back on task. Standby for greatness.
>>727890230
DOit
>>727890396
its allready over
Nigger
>>727890396
Rolling what?
why do you fags wanna see op wank his small cock onto a ps1?
HURRY UP.
Reurorantti
Cum on the laser eye and then try to play Spyro
Vitun homo kanava.
you are disgusting
roll!
>>727882299
You are a nigger.
>>727890556
what the fuck else are we gonna do?im already getting drunk so thats covered.
>>727890778
>newfag here, on 4chan ~ a year now
what kinda disease is it, to not deliver?!
pic related, maybe someone remember
I everything is so drunk and psykedelic world.
Shit.
OP better post a vid too, eroshare[dot]com
>>727889992
Winrar
World is soon dying. We will see it and love it.
>>727891130
Can't tell if bait
OP here.i had to shit.ok,im on it now,commencing the jerkathon.......
>>727890971
Lay off them chicken tendies bro
Everything will soon become anime.
Why cant live fucking exist. You feel me.
>>727891130
Either you haven't even been here for a week, or if this is bait
I don't hear Fap Fap Fap......
>>727891287
fucking deliver faggot
>>727891714
Why is there money in the world. Its a fucking lie. I am so rich they dont even take my money anymore. They just give me everything.
OP here.
Sorry,I had to lick my mothers asshole.
ok,im on it now........
>>727891560
im a quiet fappper.....
>>727890661
Rolling
>>727891865
No that's in your wildest fantasies poorfag
>>727892016
hurry it up fag
Just do it already.
OP here,sorry i had to fuck this bitch first.
ok,now im ready.
>>727891964
Fagbag
>>727892679
OP is fag, He's not gonna do it
>>727884450
nice feet!
>>727892767
OP here,sorry,my fat ass had to catch some fish first.
>>727892811
you said it my nig!
>>727892849
Ok,2 should do it,now,back to fappin!!!!!!!!I gotta ps1 to cum on!!!!!!!
>>727892931
nigga just admit u lied, don't fish fuck is like this :(
OP here. Had to go to space station real quick for something but I'm back. Ok, now I'm ready.
this seems a bit fishy
>>727883609
>>727882299
jizz that shit
>>727882299
Do it faggot. And post results.
OP Here , i'm not a fucking premature eyaculator like you fucking fags.
>>727893095
>>727893089
>>727893069
>>727893048
>>727893037
>>727893003
>>727892931
>>727892898
>>727892849
>>727892811
>>727892100
>>727892113
>>727892082
>>727892050
>>727892016
>>727891518
>>727891318
>>727890971
>>727891057
>>727891130
>>727890661
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>>727884708
>>727884652
>>727884647
>>727884573
>>727884552
>>727882299
RIOT
I'LL DDOS UR TOASTER IF U DON"T DELIVER OP
I KNOW WHERE U LIVE MICHEAL
>>727893165
>eyaculator
fucking kek
3333
>>727893165
it does not simply take nearly 2 hours to jizz on plastic you fucking autistic child
>>727890812
I'm higher than a motherfucker and ready
>>727893165
been like 2 hours
>>727893376
Well i cant find anything good to fap too.its all the same old shit.
someone post some biker bitches.
Maybe if we can count to 5 op will deliver. I'll start
1
>>727893557
>makes a thread claiming if somebody gets trips he will jizz on plastic
dude you prepare for this shit, give us one good reason why we should
you failed me op
2 btw
>>727893664
>thinks op is still here
>>727893645
>>727893648
Fuck. Okay try again
1
Retry
1
>>727893710
go masturbate to your h fur you nignog
>>727882299
First off TIMESTAMP!
>>727893803
woah woah woah there, macho man randy savage. It's gonna be okay.
>>727882299
deliver motherfucker
>>727882299
If I can get my number right you deliver
727893926
>>727893866
NO FUCK U U DON'T DELIVER U CUNT IF I FIND U I WILL KICK U IN THE NUTS JOHN CENA STYLE RKO UR ASS
Checkem
>>727893937
Damn captcha slowed me down
Retry fags
1
FUCKING DELIVER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>727884237
Your dad? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of here! OP if you bust a nut on that incredible piece of history you will not only shame yourself but a generation.
>>727894084
I'm almost there lol xdxd
You faggots need to count to 5.
Retry
1
>>727894472
Fucker
>>727894472
HA!
>>727894472
samefag
>>727894396
>>727894472
Great job fag
>>727894455
You motherfucker
We dun got goofed
>>727882299
piss on it instead
UNO
DOS
>>727889444
Winrar
dos
>>727894748
UNO!!!!!
>>727894772
DOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>727894693
>>727894725
>>727894748
>>727894772
Fuck outta here Pitbull
>>727894805
Kek
UNOHHHHH
DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tres
4
5
>>727894910
git sniped scr00b ;)
727894932
>>727894909
>>727894892
>>727894885
>>727894879
>>727894850
That's technically 5
>>727894850
>>727894879
>>727894885
>>727894892
>>727894909
>>727894805
>pitbull
kek
Czech
Well we counted to five OP nut up
>>727895040
>>727895101
doesn't count if the first 2/3 is in mexican
>>727895337
kek,
predictable as always ;)
>>727895337
Get outta here trump
>>727895455
KEK
2 + hours, 200 post, multiple trips, and counted to 5.
Op is clearly faggot
>>727895337
it's not "mexican", it's taco
>>727895455
This threads gonna 404 before OP delivers
>>727895582
Ikr?
>>727895582
OP is always a faggot
>>727882299
Fuck
Waiting for OP to cum. Life wasted
Op here. Had to go to the store for some lube.
Okay now I'm ready.
OPs been jerking it for about 2 hours, wonder what his arm looks like
Fuck you OP
Common op! I still believe in you
>>727896849
Your the only
Op here. So the lube I bought isn't hypoallergenic so I need to go return it. Once I come back I will be ready.
I don't care of OP. Look at this sexy dubs
>>727897225
Just like OP you don't deliver
>>727897175
>Implying you even have lube
>>727897348
Check now, fag
>>727897175
Alright, we're here, just sittin' in the car.
I want you to show me if you can get far.
Step on the gas!(Step on the gas?)
Step on the brakes!(Step on the breaks?)
Now step on the gas!(Step on the gas?)
When I say boom boom boom, you say bam bam bam!
No pause in between, come on, let's jam!
Step on the gas!(Step on the gas!)
Step on the brakes!(Step on the breaks!)
Step on the brakes!(Step on the breaks!)
Step on the gas!(Step on the gas!)
I'm glad you know which way to go, but it ain't gonna stop me, here we go.
Check and turn the signals to the right!(Check and turn the signals to the right!)
Now turn to the right!(Now turn to the right!)
Check and turn the signals to the left!(Check and turn the signals to the left!)
Now turn to the left!(Now turn to the left!)
Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car!
We got an emergency, can't you see?
''Do you know why we stopped the car?(Do I know why we stopped the car?)
Guess...(Guess?)What...(What?)
Do you know why we stopped the car?(Do I know why we stopped the car?)
Guess...(Guess?)What...(What?)
I forgot to close the door.(You forgot to close the door)
Now just don't forget
This ain't kung fu, come on again!
Check and turn the signals to the right!(Check and turn the signals to the right!)
Step on the gas now turn to the right!(Step on the gas now turn to the right!)
Check and turn the signals to the left!(Check and turn the signals to the left!)
Step on the gas now turn to the left!(Step on the gas now turn to the left!)
Step on the brakes!(Step on the brakes!)
Do you know why we stopped the car again?(Do I know why we stopped the car again?)
>>727897434
You're such a fag
>>727897468
I'm sure OP had to play some parappa for old times sake
>>727897493
You're the fag. Check now
>>727897468
7/10
>>727897175
Op here,
Lost receipt so they are having to get the manager to approve the return. Man this is somewhat embarrassing. The store I'm at doesn't carry hypoallergenic lube so once I get this lube returned I will find some lube that won't irritate my dick and then, finally, I will be ready.
>>727897225
>>727897434
>>727897568
Nice failure
>>727882299
>3 hours ago
>>727897568
You're a disappointment. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul
>>727897731
cuck
PS1?
>>727897731
Check now
>>727897884
>cuck
Give me the definition of cuck before you use it wrong
>>727898010
Go be a fag somewhere else. We are waiting for OP to deliver
>>727898111
True, but I'm losing faith in OP faster than I lost my father
>>727898111
you don't deserve those trips. OP is not gonna deliver, fag
>>727897225
>>727897434
>>727897568
>>727898010
>>727898212
Allahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>727898212
OP has been keeping us updated and he will deliver. Last post he was returning his lube. Op will deliver. I'm 110% positive
OP here,
I got my money back from the lube and found a new store selling the hypoallergenic lube, I am now ready
Don't do it and hell awaits you.
>>727898582
OP is about to deliver!!!!!!
>>727898582
Diddly do it OP
>>727898582
do it you piece of shit
Op here. Car broke down from the store after buying my lube. Friend is coming to pick me up. Need to get my car into a mechanic and get home and then I will be ready
>>727899111
I call bullshit
>>727899111
bullshit/20
Op here. My friend died so I gotta make a new one. Once I've made a new friend I'm gonna have to find a new mechanic, because my old one has gone out of business, so once I've made a new friend and found a new mechanic I can get my car fixed, then I'll bust a but on my PlayStation.
On this day, OP went to post a thread on /b/, hoping to rid himself of the last of his lube, when he ran out before finishing, went to go buy more lube, got the wrong lube, went back, got a refund, went to a different store, got a good type of lube, started to head home, when his car breaks down and his friend comes to pick him up
>at this point OP isn't here
>>727899111
Faggot
>>727899316
I'm a nigger
>>727899370
Nigger
>>727899387
Bust a but? Fucking hell.
>>727899388
Op is here and will deliver. Stop being a judgemental faggot
Just came here, what is happening here?
>>727899624
hurry up
>>727899813
>read the thread fag
>>727899857
I have read it twice already but I still don't get it why is it so hard to just simply bust a single nut
>>727900086
OP is a faggot thats why
>>727900233
That makes perfect sense
OP here, made it back home. Long story but I am back and standing next to this PlayStation one that will soon be covered in my jizz. Standby
OP here, fuck it , nevermind
OP here, im OPoppy and this is my playstation
OP here, I'm the playstation
>>727900705
but who was phone?
Playstation here, i'm about to cum on OP
Fuck it, I'm not OP, but if this thread gets to 300 post, I will go out and buy a fucking play station one and cum on it!
>>727900785
Yeah no kidding I was thinking the same
Maybe we should all just cum on our oldest consoles
OP here, ill suck on my PlayStation
OP here, I'm about to cum on the greatest console of all, the PC #PCelite
>>727900849
same, actually
PlayStation one here, still no cum on me. Starting to think OP is Faggot
>>727901015
Lol me too.
>>727901108
Haha wow me 2
>>727901132
Woah no way yo tambien!
>>727882299
It's just called playstation faggot.
Stop using retronyms
>>727888429
Sure
Hi person walking on the street here, just saw a fag naked in his broke down car fucking a plastic game player. Should I call the police?
What do you think is the best console to cum on?
>>727901383
It auto corrects on phones
>>727901676
No it doesn't
PlayStation
PlayStation
PlayStation
>>727882299
go nigger
>291 replies, 55 images
And not a single one of OP delivering
>>727901726
On mine it corrects "playstation" to "PlayStation"
Now call me "bro" and tell me how my story was "cool"
PlayStation One here. I'm currently fucking OP
OPs car here, currently broken down as OP fucks a playstation
>>727900785
Better prepare your wallet, almost 300
>>727902509
not enough, kill that nigger, I'm waiting for the update
OPs first lube purchase here. Sitting back on store shelf awaiting a more normal faggot to purchase me.
>>727897468
That's because you just got your license
>>727902800
300th post
Well I said if this stupid fucking thread gets to 300 I would go out and buy a PS one and cum on it. Headed to pawnshop to get my one. Be back in a few. Then, I will be ready.