Stop fapping and take 5 minutes for this
fuck da poleese
took long enough
roody-poo
Always makes me laugh how everyone thinks they're average looking with above average intelligence but the sex life is 0. You're lying to yourselves bros.
>>727878182
There are other traits left off which affect that, so you can't say.
>>727878182
nah, just beta'd the fuck out of it growing up and so I reap what I sow. Got dates, got kissed etc. But yeah I am learning now, so all good.
>>727876660
my life is pretty balanced
Normie reporting in.
ITT: Certified Geniuses
>>727878393
nice /b/roseph
>>727878260
why is overall way lower than everything else??
>>727876660
>>727878260
>>727878376
Overall is the lowest? Well, I guess you got the mental health column right, then.
>>727878182
Or you're like me and just lost your gf so you haven't been having sex..
>>727878550
d..did she diedededddedded
>>727878463
>>727878526
Mental issues, general dissatisfaction with life.
>>727878182
Higher intelligence also means you wanna hang out with intelligent women fucking retard, do you know many intelligent women in their mid or atleast early 20s?
Sex life doesn't mean shit to me unless it's a serious relationship. And to establish a serious relationship, you need a serious woman in your life, which is nowhere to be found especially at that age.
>>727878182
Women like dumb men because they're easier to manipulate.
>>727878577
Yes, a tractor trailer went over the center line and killed her and 3 others.
>>727878526
Physically health is the lowest on the red one. Also it's a self rate on overall how you think your life is going. So if it's nothing like the second one their overall rating for their life is bad. You're pretty stupid ain't ya
>>727878687
I retract my joke then
Here
>>727878431
Can someone please kill me.... Please
>>727878731
Wrong red.
Being unemployed sucks
>>727876660
I guess I'm okay.
>>727878550
Hope you find her dude.
>>727878621
Yeah actually I do know loads of intelligent women in their early 20s because I actually leave the house and meet people.
>>727879499
And who told you I don't retard? I dislike most people I know but I'm stuck with them for a while until I move out of this place.
I like how everyone on /b/ are the richest, smartest, people in the world.
>>727879776
I can read between the lines of your reactions pretty easily - You aren't half as smart as you think you are, just like most other people in this thread.
>>727880184
Only the richest and smartest have enough free time to shitpost in the middle of a workday.
>>727880203
Or not. You don't even know me personally and you make assumptions for me from what 2-3 messages?
tried to be as accurate as i can
>>727880467
The overall is lowest... incredible you can't even fill out the average of a fucking chart...
>>727880467
How are you not on Reddit? You cringey faggot
>>727880399
No, I made the assumption after the first message, the second one just confirmed it.
>>727880652
i use both
>>727880562
Each category holds a certain value to the individual. Someone can be extremely wealthy but still feel their overall quality of life is low.
>>727880716
Go back to your containment board
>>>/reddit/
>>727880802
Jesus fuck, you talk like autism had a mouth. An hero please.
>>727880848
nah
>>727880997
Kill yourself please.
It says RATE your life not plot your life's objective value and then average
>>727880998
Yes please leave. I like how your autism was called out immediately.
>>727881209
i'm good thanks
>>727880716
I just started checking out Reddit a couple of weeks ago. It's objectively better than this fucking toilet.
>>727876660
>looks
4/10
>intelligence
9/10
>mental health
5/10
>physical health
8/10
>sex life
1/10
>wealth
3/10
>overal
5/10
>>727881477
yeah it ain't bad. but i do use both, this place can be pretty entertaining in its own way
>>727880997
I really hope you didn't fill in any portion of the Intelligence column.
>>727881502
>intelligence
>9/10
>cannot download image
>9/10
No complaints!
>>727881582
>taking an objective self test
I'd love to see your chart.
>>727878413
Isn't it weird that every single person on /b/ is above average intelligence?
>>727881624
I'm using a cellphone, faggot. If you ignore this possibility, then the guy with low intelligence is you.
>>727881721
Do you agree that the "overall" column is a straightforward average of the other columns?
>>727881746
a real mystery
It's decent.
But mentally i'm exhausted.
>>727881477
No not objectively better. It's such a liberal garbage pile with some of the hands down most illogical stupid people I've ever talked to. Here people are at least fun to fuck around with and be ridiculous.
>>727876660
>>727881746
>>727881983
Not a surprise. People here can be degenerate cancervatives, but still have a brain, I guess.
>>727881963
>I'm using a cellphone
the cancer shows no shame
>>727882150
>caring about which gadget someone uses to access media.
Gee, I wonder why you're all surprised with intelligence rankings.
>>727881963
>not being able to edit pictures on your cellphone.
It's 2017 anon.
>>727882480
I understand, but seeing how people with PCs have as much lazyness to edit even with more acessibility (e.g. >>727882353), I don't see why it's worse to simply write it down.
>>727882356
>gadget
>media
>>727882699
Because /b/tards want pretty pictures and everything else triggers their autism.
>>727882842
>>727882842
So do you actually hate reddit or just hating it just to fit in
>>727882872
I think you mean Reddit
>>727882842
Holy shit, is your life so empty that you feel the urge to greentext random words to try to earn a point?
Fuck off already.
>>727883030
i was under the impression it was reddit
>>727882962
Reddit is liberal circle jerking cancer.
>>727883072
Points aren't earned on 4chan; that's Reddit.
>>727883072
>Holy
>life
>earn
>>727883159
depending on what community you're in, yeah.
also, please stop using the word 'liberal' as a buzzword without knowing anything about politics or what the word even means.
I kind of like Reddit.
>le reddit boogeyman
>n-now, that'll show'em, ha, hahaha
get a life guys, now.
>>727883238
how would you know
are you cuck?
>>727883238
keep telling yourself reddit, 4chan and facebook arent the same thing
People who hate Reddit actually know more about it than people who don'it give a fuck. Those haters are only underages trying to fit in the "cool crowd".
>>727879212
hello me.
>>727876660
3/7/8/7/0/6/6
>>727883349
No, I'm not [a] cuck.
>>727883401
There's a point system on Reddit for posting.
>>727883573
I smell an undercover leddit
>>727883285
A large majority of the communities. Also Im a volunteerist and I know what that word means otherwise you wouldn't have been able to say depending on the community implying we have the same understanding of the word.
>>727876660
>>727883779
No, I said that I started checking out Reddit a couple of weeks ago and that it's objectively better than this fucking toilet.
>>727878399
u in debt homie?
>>727883909
why are you here then, moron?
>>727876660
>>727884115
I stay for the ad hominem attacks by strangers.
>>727884115
i have a 9/10 int,
be carful
>>727884278
That isn't an ad hominem. He is calling you a moron to insult you not to refute your point. You fucking autistic nigger.
>>727884324
Instead of improve your intelligence you judge others'.
Yeah, /b/ is full of dumbasses who can't even stand for what they believe to be right.
>>727885352
>Instead of improve your intelligence
learn to speak you nigger
>>727885608
>he commited a mistake
>let me feel superior to him
and THAT was an ad hominem, faggot. By your logic, I'm not "speaking", I'm "typing"; therefore I'm right.
>>727885608
Those are words you know right. Nobody is speaking. Learn the difference between spoken words and typed words you fucking Reddit tier autist
>>727885812
You don't know the definition of ad hominem so please stfu you cunt.
>>727886001
>Instead of improve your intelligence
im a rapper you pussy
>>727886267
bang bang
nig nig
>>727886267
You linked the wrong person I never said the prove your intelligence thing
>>727876660
Hi
>>727886430
because you pussy
>prove your intelligence
>>727885105
It's implied that he's arguing that I shouldn't be here.
>>727886545
Get out you normie!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE----
My life sucks
>>727886164
If you are this anon: >>727884278 then the one who doesn't know the difference is you. I will spare myself of explaning because >>727885105 already did it. And this is the last (You) that I'm giving to you.
>>727876660
>
>>727886632
>implying hes arguing with you
are you 10 years old you leddite
Made a version that actually looks good, will post my values in a moment
>>727884153
You're the only anon who's rated his intelligence as average.
>>727886692
Thanks
>>727878182
hahha indeed
>>727886771
NICE DUBS
CONGRADULATIONS swag
>>727886752
"Why are you here, then" is a rhetorical question. It implies, "You shouldn't be here, then".
>>727886642
I've been here since 2009 roodypoo
>>727878182
Do that really makes you laugh? There are a lot of pretty over nice looking guys out there with 0 sex who are just very shy
>>727878621
lmao this virgin here
>>727886878
Lmao or he is asking why you are here and not your made up rhetorical question bullshit.
>>727880467
Kek
>>727881624
kek
>>727886878
>Why are you here
it means Why are you here its a fucking question you socially retarded nigger
If you all accepted jesus into your hearts you would all have 10's across the board. Jesus is the only way
>>727881746
Well I don't want to be dumb whilst having 0 sex life??
I have low standards :^)
The lord will save you. Love God
>>727887434
jesus was black
egyptians was black
all waas black
>>727887699
If Jesus our saviour was black why Michelangelo paint him as white? God created man 10,000 years ago in his perfect image which means he is white
Christ almighty and the church will give all the love you will ever need. Repent your sins and accept him as your lord and feel his ever lasting love.
>>727887958
Am I special?
>>727888107
Yes now show me your boi pussies
>>727887948
jesus was black because god was black
that is why he gave the chosen black people the sacred melonin
>27
>Virgin
>Depressed
>Can't get a degree because of above
>Worked only 5 months in my entire life
3 years, that's it, if my life doesn't change until I'm 30 then it's over.
>>727888226
>>727888324
Where do you live we should hangout sometime
>>727876660
Ok
>>727888544
I live in Cumbria
>>727888271
Jesus our lord was not black as he was a Jew and they are not black. He was born in the area that is modern day Isreal and they have always been White
>>727888691
I live in the US. Maybe when I fly over to the UK I'll sniff out your boi pussi and fuck it to pieces
>6'1"
>skinny
>142 IQ
>v. wealthy parents
>get laid about every other weekend
>zero allergies, generational history of cancer, congenital heart disease, etc.
can't complain
>>727888853
king jesus was black
end of discussion you nigger
>>727888324
Jesus will save you from your sins if you repent your homosexuality. Jesus is all the love you need.
Lmao! Too funny that 99% of /b/ rates their intelligence above average, even though half of them are statistically likely to be below average. Dat disillusion.
>>727888994
He was not black and you cannot prove it otherwise. All historical evidence and drawings of him around the time of his glorious time on earth show him as white. I am not black so that insult does not offend me.
>>727889112
>>727887958
Might have missed this one, he's not even showing off
>>727888946
>142 I.Q
Where did you measured it? Genuinely curious.
>>727882699
I'm on a phone though. I have an app to edit shit.
>>727889180
jesus was and still is as black as coal
thats why they call him brother jesus
>>727886545
what scale are you using to rate wealth and intelligence? Assuming you're using IQ and net worth, you'd have to be 160+ and a billionaire for your chart to make sense (the top bar =/= top 10 percentile)
>>727889310
Idk specifically what the test was called, but a psychologist administered it
>>727889362
>>727887958
No money, tons of debts. Where does that go on the chart?
>>727889347
Type Jesus on Bing images and it will prove that he was not black.
>>727889528
born without a dad
nuff said
>>727889287
>Skinny Nerd
>125 IQ
>Look like shit
>Virgin
>Parents are millionaires
>>727889528
/Thread
>>727889513
Under wealth. Just put one block (or none) because 1) you presumably still have things to your name (car, bed, degree, computer) therefore you can't be negatively wealthy as wealth is not only measured by financial status considering the possession of assets which brings me to 2) debt is an asset! (for accounting's sake, but still, stay optimistic)
>>727889626
His dad is God. His birth was the first mircale
:D
im hapyp!!!1
>>727889655
sounds like you might like drugs
I am ok with this
>>727889655
>parents are milliionaires
my grandfather has a billion dollars (which will be split up between a number of aunts and uncles) and I still only scored myself a 9/10 considering the fact that it's third generational.
Millions (short of 100) isn't top tier plutocratic wealth anon, you should revise your score
>>727889661
What does this mean? I am new to computers. My Church suggested coming onto this website to try and save some souls from damnation.
>>727889744
I live with a friend I met at school, they feed me and I sleep on an old couch. Doing random jobs to pay debts.
>>727876660
>>727889655
Are you from Finland?
>>727876660
>>727889939
how old are you
>>727890003
HAAAAAA
>>727876660
what a shitty template OP
>>727889956
still if you're asking if you should score yourself as having negative wealth, the answer would be no, as negative wealth is factored into the scale (no rectangles dawg)
>>727890057
I am 53 years old why?
Literally everyone claims to have above average intelligence
Disappointedgreenmemefrog.rar
>>727889939
It means that is the best point anyone can make so the thread is over. It can't be rebuttaled.
>>727876660
debate killing myself daily.
>>727890250
Oh wow why did you post a naked lady? Is that you? Why would you expose youself?
>>727890282
>tops intelligence
>thinks about killing himself
>>727889973
so how'd you calculate your overall score? surely it'd make sense to average out the others? it seems severely contradictory that you give yourself 10/10 on mental health and a 6/10 on overall when the average is closer to an 8/10 considering the fact that a person of exceptional mental health would presumably also be exceptionally happy (as depression is a mental ailment) and therefore would judge his life as overall more positive to reflect the overwhelmingly healthy nature of his psyche
>>727890250
Oh no, please do not post nudity, it is against god.
>>727890095
:(
>>727890417
yes. I am smart enough to realize I am useless and have no value.
also I didn't top intelligence. you're a faggot.
>>727890417
i'm not cena problem here
>>727890282
Dont kill yourself. Come speak to a church. They will show you that life is worth living if you accept god into your heart.
>>727890627
I am a Christian for what it's worth. Don't think I could make myself set foot in a church tho.
>>727876660
I'm probably an undiagnosed autist
> but i did have an amazing sex life from about 14 to 20, since then 2 years of nothing.
>>727890479
Nudity is not against god. However you should not lead someone down the path of temptation as that will lead to sin.
>>727890392
God told me to post that pick to tempt you. If you didn't touch your penis looking at that picture you passed.
>>727890803
get that religious bullshit outta /b/ faggot
Student, no sex life, no job yet.
>>727890693
Why not they are genuine people who all share the love of god. They will help you out if you are feeling low. I often run help events in my town and I have been told it really helps to be listened too. Church and God is always there for you come rain or shine.
>>727890718
forgot pic like a newfag
Im happy
>>727890874
While your method is unusual I appreciate the test as I passed. My faith is unwavering.
>>727890803
nudity is against god asshole
who is this!? fuck you nigger demon trying to tell lies
>>727890967
I am not homosexual. You should try religion it is wonderful. God is great!
>>727890425
My mental health is not my self esteem, I'm perfectly stable. I know where I'm at in life and where I'm going.
My overall is so poor because I know I could be doing better and I am still young.
>>727891238
Who told you this? This is not the way of the bible
>>727891026
because I can't bring myself to fake, even momentarily, that I am one of them. I do not belong anywhere. my existence causes me to debate if God makes mistakes.
>>727891301
Leave it to the religion fag to automatically defend against homosexuality
>>727877243
hurr what is the fill tool
congrats, your (you)
>>727891418
God never makes mistakes he just has a specific path and plan for everyone. For some people there path is clear. For others, it can feel like it is hard to see the way forward. If you put your faith into god you will see the path. I respect you for speaking the truth and I will pray for you tonight.
>>727891217
God bless
>>727891408
jesus said it in his debut album - bangbang nignig god is the way -
also jesus is black
>>727891286
broke ass nigga
>>727891850
>That wealth
>That sex life
Okay whats the story?
>>727891944
>>727878182
Right, because all you have to do to get laid is show up and look good.
Could be worse.
>>727892053
>>727891388
is jerking off a sex life
>>727876660
>>727891683
thanks for the kind words
>>727891958
I am very good at what I do for money, but have the social skills of an undeveloped fetus.
I have to go now. It was nice chatting to you. God bless you all.
>looks
model, but quit cos spots (i'm 18)
>intelligence
smart, but not academic
>mental health
depression and all the things with it (anxiety etc.)
>phyiscal health
not fit but not ill, injured, diseased or fat
>sex life
gf of 2 years, fuck rarely (once every other month?)
>wealth
live with parents (18 y/o) but employed part time at a bar
>overall
life's not really gone anywhere for a few years, I know I'm a waste of resources but I'm not unloved or poor etc.
>>727878591
what kind of mental issues?
>>727878956
good for you :)
>>727880669
a genius tramp ??? lots of free sex from other tramps ???
>>727881624
underrated
...
rip
>>727893134
It wasn't underrated, just dumb. Using the image isn't obligatory and doesn't measures knowledge.
Eh, not too bad.
ITT: people who aren't intelligent trying to hide it by complaining about others declaring themselves as above average
>>727876660
>>727881746
Dunning–Kruger
>>727878046
thats about me too
>>727876660
Yeah, doing well
>>727876660
>>727894523
>emotional intelligence
Do grills REALLY believe ANY guy takes this seriously?
well at least i have money
>>727894694
Well, I prefer calling it "the reason why most women are inferior to men", but even men regularly accuse me of being a heartless psychopath.
>>727878399
i read this as that you are on your second year on college
>>727878431
This
it aint all good but its all good
Pretty fucked up on phone..
Welp
No complaints, life is going good right now
You:
10/10
9/10
8.5/10
9/10?
0/10!
7/10?
7.25/10
8.7/10 with 5 variables
>>727896265
How havnt you killed yourself yet anon
>>727876660
>>727895666
Trips
>>727896510
>>727896444
more trips
>>727894212
I'm curious now. That means that I need to call myself dumb to look like I am competent?
>>727896302
You know i pretend im cockroach
>>727896704
Thats sad
>>727878182
Why is it that retards like you assume that if you don't get laid it must be because of your looks?
>>727897427
This so much
I think most of /b/ is on the autistic spectrum (myself included, see >>727896039 ) or genuinely autistic
happy now?
>>727878880
jsut improve 'physical strength' with your 'intelligence' and the rest of the columns will follow. stop making excuses.
>>727899230
with your wealth that high, why sex life so low?
>>727899298
i ignore most girls on purpose
i like a few girls and could easily get a gf, but i am only interested in dating one and she *MIGHT* be a lesbian
le feels