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Trips decide wat i do in my classroom (University)

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Trips decide wat i do in my classroom (University)
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Pull out your dick and lay it in the neck of the girl in front of you
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jump up and scream allahu akbar
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>close /b/
>pay attention in class
>give a compliment to your teacher
>slap ass of girl in front of you
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Yell things are getting too spicy for the pepper and run out
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Scream as loud as you can for as long as you can,
Film and post reactions.
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>>727873903
Make kahoot and we raid
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>>727874086
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Jump up and scream the loudest REEE you can. Do it for Kekistan, faggot.
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>>727874086
This, except rub your nipples while doing it.
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>>727873903
Sit on your chair backwards.
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>>727874218
roll
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>>727874008
This. Rolling.
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>>727873903
stand up and scream "WHITE LIVES MATTER"
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>>727874218
rollz
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Tap the shoulder of the ninja turtle faggot and explain to him/her carefully and in excruciating detail how that sweater makes him/her a complete faggot
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>>727873903
Take detailed notes, ask relevant questions and pay attention.
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>>727874218
this
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>>727874303
rolling
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Okay I ll scream, but before trips decide muito next girl... 3 opitions
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>>727873903
Record while you scream: "BUILD THE WALL"

Upload it to youtube
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Masturbate furiously while growling like a beast
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>>727873903
tell the hottie with ninja turtle i'll send $R 3000 to her paypal if she flash tits
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>>727874327
Call her gay. That'll show her.
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>>727873903
>stand up
>walk out
>go to administrative office
>indicate you're dropping out and need to get the paperwork done
>go work as a Chef in Wendy's for $8/hr
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>>727874061
this, but break your voice a little bit, intentionally , while yelling it
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Grite "Independência ou morte !!!" o mais alto que você conseguir.
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>>727874061
>>727874519
rerolling
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>>727874542
>>727874519
once more
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>>727874553
fuck
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>>727873903
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>>727874519
This
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>Make loud, obvious sexual noises that start out soft, but gradually get louder
>Every time someone gives you a look, you have to get even louder than before
>Keep going until someone says something
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>>727874624
This please
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Shout REEEEEEEEE while running around and recording
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>>727874519
this
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>>727874519
roll
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>>727874468
Roll
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Dance the Macarena as quietly and slowly as you can, whilst never breaking eye-contact with the woman you like the most.
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Que curso você tá fazendo, OP? Se for de humanas, grite alguma coisa enaltecendo Bolsonaro
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grita "VIVA ARGENTINA"
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BR Faculdade de direito, seus fdps
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Slap desk with the D
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Be normal and learn something you smelly beaner
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Get ya tits out son
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Levante da cadeira, saia da sala e tranque seu curso.
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Sleep through the class.
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Jump out of your chair, point at the teacher and scream, "Professor! It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!"
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>>727873903
autistic screeching
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>>727873969
Dude, you just assumed two genders in only one sentence.... Not cool.
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>>727875160
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Flip your eyelids up like so, then proceed to walk around the room like a crab as demonstrated in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOP6OmJb6fw
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"jump out of your chair, point at the teacher and scream, "Professor! It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!" (i dont know how to quote)

yes please XD
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wank off and try to cum on the girl's hair in front of the striped one.

also check'em.
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Goulart não fez nada de errado.
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scream : "NIGGERS AREN'T PEOPLE" at the top of your lungs, roll for this guys please
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>>727875259
roll
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Sit quietly and take notes as appropriate. Also close this tab in your browser.
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>>727875283
>>727875259
roll2
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slap a girl with your dick
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>>727875317
roll3
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Keep posting picture
Do nothing
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>>727875299
333 GET
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>>727874233
>>727874399
>>727874844
>>727875299
op is a faggot and a monkey. won't deliver
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>>727875332
rollin
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make autistic screeching but record it
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stand up and start autistic screeching, then take your cock out and rape the girl infront of you, then post a pic of what happens
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Ask the girl with the long straight hair out for netflix and chill.
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Yell out, "ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIIIITE!!!"
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I AM THE ULTRA NIGGER!
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>>727874303
re-roll
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record urself wanking and cumming to the girls hair in front of the striped girl
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lie on your desk and masturbate
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Scream this: "Anyone who voted for Trump deserves to die. Myself included" Please kill me for hating gays, blacks and women".

And then just sit down.
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>>727875403
rollin
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Call your teacher a Macaco, flip everyone the double bird, then walk out, and go get plastered at the nearest boteco before you get expelled.
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>>727875550
checked
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rerolling whatevers above me.
Checkem
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>>727875550
this counts as winrar?
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Record and post this:

WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY TACO NIGGERS?
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Stand up, walk over to the teacher, and hug them. On your way back to your seat, slap the cutest girl within arm's reach and say "WHY DO YOU NEVER LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?!"
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>>727875550
We have a winner.
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Scream VIVA FRANCO!!!!!
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>>727875627
he's in brazil you idiot, they're salgado niggers
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>>727875637
satanic trips reroll
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Yell "FREE SHADILAY" and run out
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>>727875650
this isn't even trips is it?
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>>727873903
piss yourself on purpose, and casually walk out.
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reroll whatevers below me
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>>727875370
"trips"
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>>727875695
Reroll: Piss yourself and casually walk out
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>>727875259
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>>727875695
Rawl

I like this only post video
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>>727873903
cut front girls hair
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>>727875669
close call
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>>727874519
this.
check my satan trips
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take off the shirt of the girl in front of you and post pics
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headbutt your lecturer
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Walk to the front of the class
Drop your pants & underwear
Masturbate furiously
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rolling comment below me but you must record
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>>727875834
reroll
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>>727875858
roll
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>>727873903

CheckPoint
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Scream at the top of your lungs REAL NIGGA HOURS then sit down casually
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scream: MY INNER VOICES ARE TELLING ME TO SHOOT UP THIS UNI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in your language while holding your head
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Put the phone down and pay attention for your country's sake....
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Show the Professor this image... then whip your dick out and start beating it.
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>>727875858
rollin
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>>727875893
>REAL NIGGA HOURS

It pains me that I'm so retarded that when I read this, I'll always laugh.
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Piss on the floor where everyone can see.
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>>727873903
take a shit where you sit
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>>727875536
>Scream this: "Anyone who voted for Trump deserves to die. Myself included" Please kill me for hating gays, blacks and women".
>And then just sit down.
reroll
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kys in front everyone.
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Do your work
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>>727874008
rolling for this
>hold your cellphone like a detonator anon
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Video your loudest reeeeeeeeee for at least 8 seconds
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Take a poop on the teacher's deck.
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Fart
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Yell "what the fuck theres shit on my ass"
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Write "I am a huge faggot" on a piece of paper and hold it above your head
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>>727876029
reroll
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cum over your classmate in front of u
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>>727873903
>start masturbating
>ask ninjaturtles to lend you her pinky
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>>727876080
reroll for this
111
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>>727875259
Roll
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my name jeff
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Start fapping, ask your teacher to come to your desk (use any excuse), then blow your load on him, all the while saying, in a very loud and sensual voice, "daaaadddyyyy"
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>>727874008
This RORRING
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>>727876240
>this
333
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roll
scream fuck me harder daddy as loud as you can
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Yell "My dick is so itchy i gotta GOOOOoooooo"
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>>727876288
again
333
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>>727876307
yes
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roll for yell "fags go to hell"
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333
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Scream as many spoilers as you can
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>>727875980
Rolling
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>>727873903
cum in your hand
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>>727876333
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>>727876333
WINRAR
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>>727876333
FFFFFFFFFFFF TRIPS
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>>727876323
So fucking close...
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>>727876333
WINNER
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>>727876333
WINRAR
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>>727873903
Shit yourself then loudly complain it smells like shit.
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>>727876333
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>>727876333
Winnnnner
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Make a loud sexual moan and then act like nothing happened
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Punch the girl in front of you as hard as you can in the back of her head. Throw her on the floor and take a shit on her head all while yelling "Hitler did nothing wrong" over and over again as loud as you can.
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>>727876080
reroll
s h a d i l a y
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>>727875584
>>727875609
>>727875650
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>>727873903
Run up, unplug the projector and throw it against the wall.
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>>727876333
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OP better record it
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OP better record it
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>>727876333
winrar
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Get yo titties out son
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Pat your teacher on the shoulder. Say "Papa John's is the only one for me, I'm sorry" and jump out of the window.
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>>727876333
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>>727876333
op im waiting fag man
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DID OP ALREADY ABANDON THREAD?
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>>727876453
OP better delivarrr
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Gotta post something that'll have audio. We need to here it
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gullible thread
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>>727876418
fuck you nigga everybodys got to learn or were you born knowing everything...smh
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cum on it
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>>727876649
roll
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Has OP ever delivered?
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>>727876674
roll
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>>727876644
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>>727876644
lurk more kid
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DO IT FGT
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op this moment will decide. are you a hero or a fag? do it
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hasn't 404'd yet might still be hope
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>>727876333
OP FUCK
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BUMP HURRY UP FAGGOT
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>>727876842
nah op issa fag
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Bumpin'
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>727876333
bump we got winrar
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>>727876974
prolly
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>>727876424
thx
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Satanic trips
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abandon thread anons
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OP HERE, LMAO I RAN OUT OF CLASS UPLOADING IT BE PATIENT
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ABANDON SHIP FAGS, OP WON'T DELIVER
or else he's getting fucked by the dean.
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Please OP you're my only hope
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>>727877319
BETTER NOT BE FAGGOTRY, CUCK
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BACK TO THE SHIP, GET BACK
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>>727877319
OP here, disregard that.
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>>727877419
fag
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OP make a new thread and post it there, this one is about to die
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>>727877467
>193 / 28 / 82 / 1
retard
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nigger
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>>727875650
Fucking newfag get out
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>>727876333
OP HAS TO DELIVER
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>>727874218
Ye.
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>>727875259
Are you five? That isn't even that funny.
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>>727875650
Someone doesn't understand how trips work. Lurk.
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>>727875650
gtfo
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>>727876644
>smh
Stop being white, acting black.

Lurk more, you fuck.
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Let's go OP. Fuck that card stand up my nigga.
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>>727875650
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Yell nigger
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op will not deliver
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>>727873903
pay attention faggot.
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>>727875650
Go back to 9gag
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>>727879078
>winr
Of course not. Anyone who thinks this dumbfuck will deliver is a bigger moron than OP
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