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Ask a McDonald's employee anything.

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Ask a McDonald's employee anything.
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kill yourself
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why?
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>>727869188
Op/ the job has made me want to
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>>727869150
kill yourself
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>>727869150
Where can i get a McRib?
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>>727869217
Op/ any thing about maccas you ever wanted to know?
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>>727869268
Op/ never in my time at maccas have they sold them, probably a rural maccas
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Hey OP, is the icecream machine actually broken or are MCD's employees lazy shits?
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>>727869150
The meat is from terrestrial creatures or is from space?
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>>727869375
Op/ half time is broken and yea other half the front area employees are lazy, same for frozen cokes
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>>727869380
Op/ each bite of maccas meat had hundreds of cows in it mixed together
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Have you spit in someone's food?
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>>727869660
Op/ actually no if i get a shit customer i just add shit loads of mustard and pickels to there burger
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>>727869473
>hundreds of cows in it mixed together
Oh...
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>>727869871
Op/ yep all cows meat is put through one big grinder and out come patties, dw its safe
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>>727869150
Are the pizzas ever coming back?
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>>727870214
Op/ probably not
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Why no mulan sauce
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>>727869150
Where is the Szechuan sauce
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>>727869150

Was szechuan sauce really a thing ?
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>>727869150
Can i have a large big Mac meal with a sprite, 6 nuggets and a strawberry mcflurry please?
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Why does McD's make me so sick? I can eat other fast food, something in my body just rejects the McD's and I get wet, greasy diarrhea every time. Wendy's, Burger king and Sonic go down fine
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>>727870433
>>727870456
>>727870494
12 years old
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How do you plan on breaking free?
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>>727870545
Op/ idk man this shit is unhealthy maby jusy avoid maccas
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>>727870528
Op/ i dont take orders i cook sorry mate ill get a manager
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I have worked part time at a McDolan's. Are your stoves also these horifying giant snackwitchers, and do you also have those wierd blue gloves for the handing of the patties. Lastly, we didn't need to wear hairnets, do you?
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>>727869150
Where do you work?
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>>727870668
Thanks bro.
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>>727870610
Op/ when i Finnish school ima leave and get a real job
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>>727869150
American Mcdonalds? What's your pay? What're your duties?
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>>727870689
Op/ yes to the first two and no i dont wear hairnet i wear just my cap
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>>727870632
yeah thanks good advice. I've stayed away from McD's and Tbell for a while now, a couple of years. I'm convinced they put weird chemicals in it or some shit tbh, and it's real low quality meat
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>>727870800
Op/ Australian maccas i get 10.90 an hour and i cook and assemble burgers
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>>727869473
Shit. That conjures imagery of mass grave in my tormented mind.
A mass grave in my tum tum...
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They gonna bring back that szechuan sauce!?
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What is the most disgusting thing you've seen on the job?
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>>727870817
Op/ yea man definitely i only eat it because i get half price but i feel like shit because i eat it
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>>727869150
how does this make you feel?
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>>727870668
kek
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>>727870937
Probably another Nigger
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>>727870962
make me feel pretty good
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>>727869150
Do they get mad at you if you eat at Burger King or other fast food?
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>>727870921
Op/ not likely mate
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>>727870962
>also you have tiny hands
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>>727870952
I love McDonalds, but really only eat there maybe twice a year. I always have a stomach ache after.
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>>727870884
>Australian maccas i get 10.90
Fug really? I was applying at my local macs because night work would suit me better around Uni
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Burger king fag reporting in.
Sorry to hear that OP, this job really makes you want to kys.
How much do you make?
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>>727870547
>>727870921
no
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>>727870937
Op/ the oil sloths or the sause gun tips there crusty with sause when overnight doesnt clean
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>>727870962
Op/ not American so dont have opinion
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>>727869432
I also work for mcdoobies and can confirm ice cream machine breaks/needs to be cleaned every other minute.
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>>727870700
durrrrr
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>>727871040
Op/ ive eaten there at liest 3 times a week for nearly a year lucky im young and havent but on weight, i feel like shit tho
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>>727871059
Op/ 10.90 Australia dollariedoos
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>>727871152
aha, maybe I missed it but I wondered if you were american. The only people I know that call it maccas are Australian
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>>727871360
Op/ yup aus fag here
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>>727870528
>strawberry mcflurry

What is this sorcery?
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>>727871579
Op/ yea there real at my maccas
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>>727871295
Holy fuck.
6,10/h
I work as a delivery guy though, the "cooks" make 8,75/h
0/10 how much do you hate your job?
>8,5 for me
I work with fucking migrants 2/20 are locals the rest is criminal scum.
God I want to finish my fucking degree already.
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>>727869150
>take son to McDick's
>order breakfast to eat-in
>see sign next to napkins
>take one only
>don't be wasteful
>save planet, etc.
>meal is delivered in paper bag
>no tray
>8 napkins in bag
WTF McDonald's?
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If dubs or higher, you quit mcdonalds by yelling at the managers and wiping your ass on the meat patties, throwing them at customers , all at the same time
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what is the meaning of life
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>>727871662
>Having a son
>Browsing /b/
>Crying over a bunch of napkins
Nigga you gay
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>>727871612
All we have is oreo and m&m :c
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>>727869150
How do you stop yourself keep from committing suicide?
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>>727871711
Fug.

Do it, OP.
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>>727871799
>not having a son
>browsing /b/
>crying over a post
Nigga you lost at life
Also, check'd
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>>727871662
Op/ hahahah employees dont care
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>>727871833
Op/ having a life out side of work and knowing once i Finnish my education ill make more than anyone at maccas
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>>727871868
How old are you?
It's hard to tell.
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Op/ OP is leaving have fun talking bout maccas
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>>727869150
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY *uuurPP* SAUCE YOU OF SHIT
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>>727872208
Fucking reply to my post, nigger= >>727871711
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